How does one respond to this?

How does one respond to this?

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n-nice digits, s-slut chan

'Yeah right'

huh

Nice numbers. Praise Kek.

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find the nearest love hotel

Im not a virgin

With passionate sex including back scratching, toe curling and leg-locking.

Fuck off normalfag.

Wake up

Those numerals deserve to be checked.

He's not actually dumb enough to fall for that is he?

Ask her what she meant by this.
youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

whats your secret?

sauce

Reject and continue the budding relationship with her pure gyaru friend.

I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear you.

Well, he might be, if he weren't already going out with a busty gyaru. As it is right now, I don't think he'd be dumb enough to risk losing his current girlfriend who at least let him grope her tits by chasing after another one.

>all these anons responding without knowing the context of the scene

She's saying this to a dude who was castrated by his yandere older twin when they were kids as a method of keeping him 'pure' for her. Gyaru-chan secretky knows what's up and is teasing him since she knows he's crushing on her, then she forces herself on him up to the point where she takes off his pants and feigns shock.

He winds up so broken by the humiliation and self-loathing that he lets her bring other dudes to his apartment so they can fuck in his bed and she "repays" him by not telling anyone his secret.

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

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You write strange fanfictions, friend

>look down and mumble something and then after an awkward silence just leave

Okay.

As cis white male who is also a tall skeleton I don't know how to feel. Also I am a pure man. I guess okay is how I would respond.

he totally is

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I'm a little girl, you pedo.

so whats this actually from

I don't really date foreigners

Go to a love hotel and mating press her, then go to my pure gyaru gf's house and mating press her too.

Decline since she seems to be not pure

I'd take her over the other gyaru but only if i was to be reassured she wasn't a slut.

I don't know about her personality, but the looks are fucking right on point for me.

>romantic comedy with a gyaru girl
picked the fuck up

I'm not a Virgin though

ree

Fleshlights don't count user

I've never used a flashlight.

Ew, you have low standards therefore making you a slut.

Tell her that she am no super sand

Saucenao isn't working, could I at least get an author name.

>I think I've fallen in love with you, Jamal-kun

I'm gay

>Haven't brushed my teeth in days
>Haven't bathed in weeks
>Have a nasty ratty pube beard
>Face covered in acne
>Shirt and pants have cum stains all over them

I don't want paper cuts on my dick. Come back when you've gained another dimension.

here comes the airplane! num num yummy!

hajimete no gal

>doujin

that's why you can't find it there. this is a love story about a pure gyaru. PURE!

o-okay

Hold on, did Nikumi confess to Soma already?

That gyaru doesn't hold a candle to the perfection know as Nikumi.

How MC should respond
>I'm Sorry but I already have a Girlfreind that i love, bye.

How MC will respond
> uh... err I... --QT3.14 Gyraru GF walks into them and MISSUNDERSTANINGS

How I would respond
>Y-You too

Begone vile succubus!

you're a terrible friend. stop trying to mess with our relationship.

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!??!!

I go to her father to offer him a dowry in exchange for his property.