How would you go about defeating this dangerous vampire?

How would you go about defeating this dangerous vampire?

She can't keep me if I don't invite her into my house.

This isn't Shiki user.

>dig pitfall
>cover it
>place donut in center
>???
>profit
May accidentally catch a cop, homer simpson, or Vash the Stampede.

I don't think that plan would work.

Lead her into a big group of vampire hunters lead by Gaen with donuts. None of that fag trio shit.

take her to picnic on sunny day and have her eat donuts, one of which being garlic, while patting her head. when she's distracted and weakened i will strike stake through her heart.

Shove my "stake" into her chest

>garlic donut

The garlic won't even manage to make her breath smell and she'll regenerate the wound from the stake in less than a second. Then she will literally bite your head off.

Last time I checked, bullets are an effective way to stop a heart.

i'll prepare a squirt bottle with holy water then.

Seduce her and spend my entire life alongside her so that she will willingly die with me to avoid being alone again.

Why have vampires evolved into near gods in fiction?

three words: call the Church

Power creep. Though Kiss-Shot is ridiculously powerful, even for a vampire, in her world.

GG.

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It'll work perfectly. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

It didn't turn out too hot last time.

>WoW
>PCs have spiral energy
>spiral nemesis confirmed to exist in the setting
>not anime

That's the kind of shit that just won't work on my Senpai.

With my dick

>spiral energy

>he hates best anime of all time

I knew there was a reason why I spray painted my super soaker pen.

Sir, you are wrong.

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She still might win if you don't conduct a covert heart-stealing operation first.

That's because they didn't call the Russian Orthodox Church.

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TTGL is almost as bad as battle shonen and you should kill yourselves.

>calls himself a priest
>can't even cast smite undead
>doesn't channel the Light
He was doomed from the start

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>fujoshit

Maybe silver bullets would be an inconvenience.

>insecurity

You can always just shoot her until she dies. You just have to have enough dakka at your disposal.

It might be possible if she never fought back or even moved and you had a priest with Monogatari Series specialist knowledge or Nasu-style conceptual weapons.

How about we dispense with the delusion that weaponry can harm her, and instead focus on conquering her with the power of dick.

Give her the stake!

That's where the whole "enough dakka" part comes into play. If enough dakka is amassed in one place, nothing could survive it. Nothing.

This is honestly the more sane plan than outright trying to kill her.

How about things that can regenerate from scattered ashes?

Not so good.

That would imply that there would be ashes left.

I guess I don't know the full power of this spicy russian maymay.

>dakka
>russian meme
How new are you?

>projecting

>hotheadness

>3d posters

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How would a 600 year old vampire like their steaks?

Bad writing

Still warm from her personally killing the cow seconds prior, or medium rare.

The only reason why they were even a threat was because Oshino nothing personnel'd her and took her heart without her knowing. Kabuki should be proof enough that she can fuck them all without breaking a sweat.

It still kinda amazes me, that he managed to do that, and then jobbed together with all other hunters and exorcists to her in kabuki.

I still don't know how. If she was trying to off herself why didn't she just let the specialist fuck her shit up

Mustard gas

Spite? Who knows.

She literally pussied out

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE

I think he was talking about vengeful Route X Kiss-Shot.

my bad

>baddest oddity on the planet
>literally cannot be killed, can't even really kill herself
>heightened senses, heightened response times, a near perfect being
>gets scared when someone touches her from behind

How can anyone take this loser seriously?

>deep in thought
>someone touches you
>jump a bit
This bait was never good.

>literally cannot be killed

seal her with pregnancy every nine months until she has too many children to take care of

Who cares if she's deep in thought? She should be unafraid of anything this shitty world has in it. She's been alive for 500 years, what could there possibly be to scare her?

Cock. Vampires can't beat the cock.

Kiss-Shot can respect a man brave enough to try to get some vampire poon.

Buying explosive donuts D:

kiss her like an Italian

That's how you make her tsundere happy. Not how you defeat her.

By calling in a specialist.

They don't even make garlic donuts, user.

He's probably just go with an onion bagel if he came up with that sort of half-baked plan.

With my hyper weapon!