At work

>at work
>flirt with boss' secretary to ensure my access to the boss
>she's a THICC black woman
>develop a rapport sufficient to meet my needs
>cool off unless I need her (I get all the appointments like NOTHING)
>she starts calling me during work hours to talk about non-work topics
>she comes to my office to talk about after work social gatherings
>I pick up that she's inviting me to see a movie after work
>feign deafness to defuse the situation
>she won't stop trying to escalate

We're both single, but I don't really thing I should go for it. I'm white and don't like the idea of race mixing, also I don't want to shit where I eat, you know?

How do I let her down easy? I want to make sure I can still get on the boss' schedule whenever I want, and I don't want her to get burned so that she cuts off my access.

>Do Not Proceed

That's what I was thinking, but I really don't know how to defuse this situation and still keep my advantage. I've never gotten this far before. Any tips?

There's only one thing you can do
>tell her you're gay as fuck

poop your pants

Go to a date with her
Be a huge nerd
Get friend zoned
Profit

Wouldn't that make her lose interest, and then I'd lose my access to my boss (also a woman, but menopausal, so I consider her closer to male in her thought patterns)?

I want her in my pocket, but I don't want her coming to my office trying to get the D. I think she's around 30.

Avoid it. Negresses go to hr

Won't work black women too wise.

You'll actually need to suck a dick bro, sorry.

I need her to be in my pocket still. I haven't cemented my usefulness to the boss (and more importantly, my boss' boss).

I suppose once my boss' boss finds me indispensable it will stop mattering but that's about 8-16 months down the road.

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start talking with a sight uptone. just a lil

good luck you little fucking faggot

Then tell her that. You're too busy playing her game.

I control HR, no problem.

I actually have no problem sucking a dick or two to further my goals but I don't think it's worth it to deal with this problem. I'm sure there's an easier way to get her to stop pursuing me, but still be willing to facilitate my access to the boss.

The only thing I want to say is the obvious, don't breed with her. If you want to screw her and risk it affecting your job or whatever else, that's up to you. The most important thing is to not impregnate her.

You're already brown-nosing, what's a little oil drilling going to hurt?

Just be straight up:
>You're awesome I'd totally be down to hang outside of work but I have to keep it professional with my co workers so I have to pass.
Too much risk associated with getting personal.
If she just wants to smash fucking sack up OP.
But be slick about it and don't hang with her with any frequency if you do.

wear your kkk hood to work tomorrow. that'll send a subtle hint you are not interested in interbreeding

This. Be about your business. She's on your time. Never be on her's.

>>at work
Nothing good can come from it.
If it's bad you have to face her everyday
If it's good it can't escalate or one of you loses their job
Sex harassment suit

Duh. I really find the idea of my offspring having low intelligence genes offensive. The condom + Plan B Omelet plan has worked for me before. Problem is I REALLY don't want her to get a taste and then want the golden goose, you know? I think my odds are better letting her down easy before I fuck her.

The solution is to get her interested in someone else. You can do this by suggesting that someone else is interested in her. You don't have to say it, just mention that Ricky in accounting was saying something about her (something good). Let the hamster do the rest.

Tell her you have a gf but are going through a rough patch. That way you'll keep and increase sexual tension (thus you ability to manipulate her) but mark a definite no fly zone.

>have bad breath
>get to close
>problem unproblemed

You obviously want to fuck her.

>I actually have no problem sucking a dick or two to further my goals
Just tell her that

Let her overhear you tallying about how you prefer not to date people from work, usually.

That gives her an explanation for your reticence that doesn't injure her self esteem, and also encourages her to continue to pursue you as you are now both attractive and unattainable which is a killer combination

That's what I want but HOW? I really don't know how to let her down easy, this is the first time my "flirting" has been so successful.

this sounds solid.

also this guys got a point.

>not bleaching brown women that fawn over white cock

Are you sure you're white? That's a time honoured tradition you're skipping

Here's how you play that shit out
>Yo mofugga, yo wanna see dat movi afta werk?
>Cool, who else is going?
>Dayum, I aint akin anyone else
>Oh, well I heard John from accounting wanted to see it.
>Hey dawg, um, ima gonna have tah get bag to yo

Play dumb and innocent and then see how it goes from there.

Japan, I really don't. It wouldn't be a problem if she wasn't my boss' secretary, but since she is if I fuck this up I lose access to my boss, and my boss' boss. If I'm going to get promoted I need access. She could RUIN my career progression.

Physically she's acceptable. Genetically it's a no. In terms of my career it's an absolute no.

Tell her you just started seeing someone and things are getting serious, be remorseful in your tone like you actually wanted to hump the dirty monkey.

>flirting with an obese nigger

this and also its not like you need to racemix with a dumb negro, find the outliers

Then tell her how the situation is going to go. You don't set up a relationship like a guessing game.

You're too busy trying to convince yourself that a lose means you die in this situation. If you lose her, you lose her. Learb that taking a lose is sometimes inevitable.

Dammit Australia that's actually a good idea. I can orchestrate that without too much effort.

You really don't deserve all the hate as a shitposting nation. Sometimes you say good things.

you're not seeking advice, you're just here to brag about your career and how you've seduced a negress
this board isn't your personal blog
commit suicide immediately
this is a de facto slide thread
reply again and I'm reporting you
sage

Just fuck her and get it over with.

Or request a mod to move it to adv

>How do I let her down gently?

You can't reject a woman graciously and have it not bite you in the ass.

Especially at work.

She will say 'What's wrong with me?!' and you will be a racist who will get cold shouldered at the least and never see your boss again in the best case scenario, however, you will most likely be fired because she will throw down some trumped up bullshit.

Just say you're gay. It will genuinely diffuse the situation. In exchange for everyone at work thinking u r gay.

If you think you're getting out of this without hurt feelings you're not going to like how this situation is going to end.

Tell her you have AIDS

says he does not want to fuck her.... but is still posting all these thots?

neet polnigger with thick black fetish: the thread

The 'usually' bit is important, false hope is the most seductive kind after all.

t. did this myself

Do you even regression to the mean? No.

Yeah because that turned out so good for the mulattos and mestizos. Not worth it.

The 'usually' bit is important, false hope is the most seductive kind after all.

t. did this myself

day
of
the
rope

gross.

I just wanted to make sure I got replies. I know you faggots can't help but to reply to threads with sexually attractive women without remembering to sage.

>act like a tease
>surprised when the black lady wants your dick to colonize her pussy
Just fucking colonize her pussy you faggot, and make it clear you don't want it affecting work, unless of course you truly colonize her.

actually the best tip everything else will burn you

>denying free pussy
Just suck that cock already

What if I need to seduce the payroll lady?
Or the boss' second in command (also a woman)?
This would seriously be easier if they were all men and I could just entertain their drinking/hunting/bitching sessions. They wouldn't get butthurt if I said I couldn't take it further because I was busy.

Or fake your own death.

TELL HER THE TRUTH OF THE SITUATION

Break her nose and rape her then piss all over her. spit and walk away
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just tell her your not into bestiality

Not really a nigger problem.

ohh or slave play.... yeah tell her your into slave play.

By Mohammed's beard, start smelling bad around her, act gay & draw her towards someone else in the office if you're that worried about upward mobility. Shitting where you eat does not work. & since you're a cracker, just act pro-Trump.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO POST THOTS

Fuck off Genie.

Best advice ever actually, she will leave you alone and you wont be the bad guy that you could be in any other situation. they can never really find out the truth and call you out. hopefully you dont get swept up later during a gay purge

Holy shit op
Just fuck her for a week or two you don't have to impregnate her you fucking idiot.

That's a good documentary

is the pic her? i'd say jizz in her butt but if you give in to what she wants you wont have anything to leverage against her to get the best access to your boss
find a new job, then stick it in her butt

You know you forgot to sage.

If she's hot then fuck her. Nothing wrong with fucking niggresses, just don't knock her up or get AIDS

Just tell her that having a relationship inside the job office would be bad for the efficiency and effort of both of you and that you're still searching for your loved one who:
A)is still not in your life
Or
B)was a friend of childhood whom you lost contact

It's not that hard, just lie and remember the lie, you'll be okay

You don't understand. I'm HIGHLY fertile. It's almost guaranteed that she'd get pregnant without the condom and Plan B omelet.

Just ignore her advances don't be a weak cunt and have white kids

JDA Just do anal

Just friendzone her. Jeez is everyone in this thread this autisti!?!?!?!?!

What's she gonna do, report you to HR?

That's the fucking plan but I need a way to keep access to the boss for the next 8 months at a minimum (that's how long it'll take me to subvert the rest of the organization and make it more dependent on me than on her).

>you will be a racist who will get cold shouldered at the least and never see your boss again

OR just say something not related to race so she doesn't go literal ape shit

JUST DO IT

Does this dude sound like a sociopath to anyone else yet???

MY OH MY WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT POSTING ALL THIS PSY-OP INTERRACIAL PORN

GO FUCK YOURSELVES CIANIGGERS

That's not a concern. Right now she's facilitating my access to the boss by getting me on the boss' (very) busy schedule whenever I want (she's moved other appointments around for me before). My concern is that if I turn down her advances she will stop giving me this access unless I bed (and god forbid, wed) her.

Maybe get her into the plan?

sounds like a typical career man. i wish i had this much drive at my career

Protip
Condom
Fucking autist

Kill your boss then become the boss!

Okay. First you have to acknowledge that you fucked up. You're playing a girls game. Be a man and set it up.

this is what happens when you practice big cumz

No!

Oh come on, I admitted it from the start. Should I have namefagged as "Autist" instead?

I need those non-sage'd replies, nigga. And it gives a visual image of my conundrum.

sue for sexual harassment you faggot.

Go ahead and fuck her you might find out you have that fever

that's fucking funny. holy crap.

Be a degenerate and fuck her with protection. You dont have to breed the bitch. The shiting where you eat is your biggest concern

Wear a condom.

Sticking your dipstick in the oil isn’t the same as race mixing. Just use a condom bro.

>HIGHLY fertile

Are you fucking retarded? just use a condom m8, one of them reinforced ones and you will be fine.

I would be more worried about catching and std or something, but I guess your power level is so high you can't even think about it straight

Just fucking do it faggot, if you were principled you wouldn't have gone this far. Get that sweet pussy

>Also pic related is one of the hottest porn sluts around

I don't think it's worth it, dude. I could have just day-traded and done just fine I think but now I'm committed.

>Be a man and set it up.
What do you mean?

Do it for white men everywhere. Would you really pass on some fone jungle booty just because of Sup Forums memes?

Don't let the LARP that is Sup Forums get in between you and a booty call. Fuck Sup Forums get laid. Race mixing ideology is for dumbasses who can't get laid.

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