>at work >flirt with boss' secretary to ensure my access to the boss >she's a THICC black woman >develop a rapport sufficient to meet my needs >cool off unless I need her (I get all the appointments like NOTHING) >she starts calling me during work hours to talk about non-work topics >she comes to my office to talk about after work social gatherings >I pick up that she's inviting me to see a movie after work >feign deafness to defuse the situation >she won't stop trying to escalate
We're both single, but I don't really thing I should go for it. I'm white and don't like the idea of race mixing, also I don't want to shit where I eat, you know?
How do I let her down easy? I want to make sure I can still get on the boss' schedule whenever I want, and I don't want her to get burned so that she cuts off my access.
Michael Reed
>Do Not Proceed
Wyatt Ramirez
That's what I was thinking, but I really don't know how to defuse this situation and still keep my advantage. I've never gotten this far before. Any tips?
Kevin Baker
There's only one thing you can do >tell her you're gay as fuck
Benjamin Watson
poop your pants
Evan Robinson
Go to a date with her Be a huge nerd Get friend zoned Profit
Chase Collins
Wouldn't that make her lose interest, and then I'd lose my access to my boss (also a woman, but menopausal, so I consider her closer to male in her thought patterns)?
I want her in my pocket, but I don't want her coming to my office trying to get the D. I think she's around 30.
Tyler Wood
Avoid it. Negresses go to hr
Noah Ramirez
Won't work black women too wise.
You'll actually need to suck a dick bro, sorry.
Michael Gray
I need her to be in my pocket still. I haven't cemented my usefulness to the boss (and more importantly, my boss' boss).
I suppose once my boss' boss finds me indispensable it will stop mattering but that's about 8-16 months down the road.
Leo Barnes
this
start talking with a sight uptone. just a lil
good luck you little fucking faggot
David Taylor
Then tell her that. You're too busy playing her game.
Jackson Fisher
I control HR, no problem.
I actually have no problem sucking a dick or two to further my goals but I don't think it's worth it to deal with this problem. I'm sure there's an easier way to get her to stop pursuing me, but still be willing to facilitate my access to the boss.
Ayden Jenkins
The only thing I want to say is the obvious, don't breed with her. If you want to screw her and risk it affecting your job or whatever else, that's up to you. The most important thing is to not impregnate her.
Mason Anderson
You're already brown-nosing, what's a little oil drilling going to hurt?
Christian Kelly
Just be straight up: >You're awesome I'd totally be down to hang outside of work but I have to keep it professional with my co workers so I have to pass. Too much risk associated with getting personal. If she just wants to smash fucking sack up OP. But be slick about it and don't hang with her with any frequency if you do.
Thomas Price
wear your kkk hood to work tomorrow. that'll send a subtle hint you are not interested in interbreeding
Liam Foster
This. Be about your business. She's on your time. Never be on her's.
Blake Mitchell
>>at work Nothing good can come from it. If it's bad you have to face her everyday If it's good it can't escalate or one of you loses their job Sex harassment suit
Michael Collins
Duh. I really find the idea of my offspring having low intelligence genes offensive. The condom + Plan B Omelet plan has worked for me before. Problem is I REALLY don't want her to get a taste and then want the golden goose, you know? I think my odds are better letting her down easy before I fuck her.
Ian Reed
The solution is to get her interested in someone else. You can do this by suggesting that someone else is interested in her. You don't have to say it, just mention that Ricky in accounting was saying something about her (something good). Let the hamster do the rest.
Jason Lopez
Tell her you have a gf but are going through a rough patch. That way you'll keep and increase sexual tension (thus you ability to manipulate her) but mark a definite no fly zone.
Justin Nguyen
>have bad breath >get to close >problem unproblemed
Noah Martin
You obviously want to fuck her.
Ryder Wood
>I actually have no problem sucking a dick or two to further my goals Just tell her that
Nathan Richardson
Let her overhear you tallying about how you prefer not to date people from work, usually.
That gives her an explanation for your reticence that doesn't injure her self esteem, and also encourages her to continue to pursue you as you are now both attractive and unattainable which is a killer combination
Brody Miller
That's what I want but HOW? I really don't know how to let her down easy, this is the first time my "flirting" has been so successful.
Sebastian Harris
this sounds solid.
also this guys got a point.
Zachary Stewart
>not bleaching brown women that fawn over white cock
Are you sure you're white? That's a time honoured tradition you're skipping
Cooper Moore
Here's how you play that shit out >Yo mofugga, yo wanna see dat movi afta werk? >Cool, who else is going? >Dayum, I aint akin anyone else >Oh, well I heard John from accounting wanted to see it. >Hey dawg, um, ima gonna have tah get bag to yo
Play dumb and innocent and then see how it goes from there.
Caleb Williams
Japan, I really don't. It wouldn't be a problem if she wasn't my boss' secretary, but since she is if I fuck this up I lose access to my boss, and my boss' boss. If I'm going to get promoted I need access. She could RUIN my career progression.
Physically she's acceptable. Genetically it's a no. In terms of my career it's an absolute no.
Aaron Peterson
Tell her you just started seeing someone and things are getting serious, be remorseful in your tone like you actually wanted to hump the dirty monkey.
Angel Campbell
>flirting with an obese nigger
Dominic Cook
this and also its not like you need to racemix with a dumb negro, find the outliers
Adam Bell
Then tell her how the situation is going to go. You don't set up a relationship like a guessing game.
You're too busy trying to convince yourself that a lose means you die in this situation. If you lose her, you lose her. Learb that taking a lose is sometimes inevitable.
Dylan Green
Dammit Australia that's actually a good idea. I can orchestrate that without too much effort.
You really don't deserve all the hate as a shitposting nation. Sometimes you say good things.
Angel Russell
you're not seeking advice, you're just here to brag about your career and how you've seduced a negress this board isn't your personal blog commit suicide immediately this is a de facto slide thread reply again and I'm reporting you sage
Robert Hill
Just fuck her and get it over with.
Gavin Watson
Or request a mod to move it to adv
Josiah Fisher
>How do I let her down gently?
You can't reject a woman graciously and have it not bite you in the ass.
Especially at work.
She will say 'What's wrong with me?!' and you will be a racist who will get cold shouldered at the least and never see your boss again in the best case scenario, however, you will most likely be fired because she will throw down some trumped up bullshit.
Dominic Watson
Just say you're gay. It will genuinely diffuse the situation. In exchange for everyone at work thinking u r gay.
If you think you're getting out of this without hurt feelings you're not going to like how this situation is going to end.
Thomas Rogers
Tell her you have AIDS
Isaiah Perry
says he does not want to fuck her.... but is still posting all these thots?
Robert Myers
neet polnigger with thick black fetish: the thread
Dylan Young
The 'usually' bit is important, false hope is the most seductive kind after all.
t. did this myself
Connor Young
Do you even regression to the mean? No.
Yeah because that turned out so good for the mulattos and mestizos. Not worth it.
Owen Lee
The 'usually' bit is important, false hope is the most seductive kind after all.
t. did this myself
Michael Lewis
day of the rope
Justin Baker
gross.
Liam Rogers
I just wanted to make sure I got replies. I know you faggots can't help but to reply to threads with sexually attractive women without remembering to sage.
Wyatt Jenkins
>act like a tease >surprised when the black lady wants your dick to colonize her pussy Just fucking colonize her pussy you faggot, and make it clear you don't want it affecting work, unless of course you truly colonize her.
Colton Campbell
actually the best tip everything else will burn you
Brandon Jenkins
>denying free pussy Just suck that cock already
Parker Reed
What if I need to seduce the payroll lady? Or the boss' second in command (also a woman)? This would seriously be easier if they were all men and I could just entertain their drinking/hunting/bitching sessions. They wouldn't get butthurt if I said I couldn't take it further because I was busy.
Michael Garcia
Or fake your own death.
Jeremiah Ortiz
TELL HER THE TRUTH OF THE SITUATION
Brody Cook
Break her nose and rape her then piss all over her. spit and walk away /Thread
Charles Young
just tell her your not into bestiality
Gavin Fisher
Not really a nigger problem.
Brandon Lee
ohh or slave play.... yeah tell her your into slave play.
Gavin Cox
By Mohammed's beard, start smelling bad around her, act gay & draw her towards someone else in the office if you're that worried about upward mobility. Shitting where you eat does not work. & since you're a cracker, just act pro-Trump.
Kevin White
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO POST THOTS
John Morales
Fuck off Genie.
Carson Garcia
Best advice ever actually, she will leave you alone and you wont be the bad guy that you could be in any other situation. they can never really find out the truth and call you out. hopefully you dont get swept up later during a gay purge
Alexander Myers
Holy shit op Just fuck her for a week or two you don't have to impregnate her you fucking idiot.
Ryan Sanchez
That's a good documentary
Dominic Stewart
is the pic her? i'd say jizz in her butt but if you give in to what she wants you wont have anything to leverage against her to get the best access to your boss find a new job, then stick it in her butt
Nathaniel Howard
You know you forgot to sage.
Connor Young
If she's hot then fuck her. Nothing wrong with fucking niggresses, just don't knock her up or get AIDS
Brody Perry
Just tell her that having a relationship inside the job office would be bad for the efficiency and effort of both of you and that you're still searching for your loved one who: A)is still not in your life Or B)was a friend of childhood whom you lost contact
It's not that hard, just lie and remember the lie, you'll be okay
Colton Clark
You don't understand. I'm HIGHLY fertile. It's almost guaranteed that she'd get pregnant without the condom and Plan B omelet.
Lucas Bailey
Just ignore her advances don't be a weak cunt and have white kids
Ayden Moore
JDA Just do anal
Jason Bailey
Just friendzone her. Jeez is everyone in this thread this autisti!?!?!?!?!
Aaron Jones
What's she gonna do, report you to HR?
Xavier Parker
That's the fucking plan but I need a way to keep access to the boss for the next 8 months at a minimum (that's how long it'll take me to subvert the rest of the organization and make it more dependent on me than on her).
Aaron Lee
>you will be a racist who will get cold shouldered at the least and never see your boss again
OR just say something not related to race so she doesn't go literal ape shit
Alexander Barnes
JUST DO IT
Carson Fisher
Does this dude sound like a sociopath to anyone else yet???
Dylan Price
MY OH MY WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT POSTING ALL THIS PSY-OP INTERRACIAL PORN
GO FUCK YOURSELVES CIANIGGERS
Daniel Smith
That's not a concern. Right now she's facilitating my access to the boss by getting me on the boss' (very) busy schedule whenever I want (she's moved other appointments around for me before). My concern is that if I turn down her advances she will stop giving me this access unless I bed (and god forbid, wed) her.
Carter Adams
Maybe get her into the plan?
Brayden Powell
sounds like a typical career man. i wish i had this much drive at my career
Joseph Allen
Protip Condom Fucking autist
Parker Lewis
Kill your boss then become the boss!
Eli Sanchez
Okay. First you have to acknowledge that you fucked up. You're playing a girls game. Be a man and set it up.
Camden Davis
this is what happens when you practice big cumz
Jackson Rivera
No!
Oh come on, I admitted it from the start. Should I have namefagged as "Autist" instead?
I need those non-sage'd replies, nigga. And it gives a visual image of my conundrum.
Chase Diaz
sue for sexual harassment you faggot.
Luke Reed
Go ahead and fuck her you might find out you have that fever
Aaron Nelson
that's fucking funny. holy crap.
Jace Stewart
Be a degenerate and fuck her with protection. You dont have to breed the bitch. The shiting where you eat is your biggest concern
Mason Barnes
Wear a condom.
Justin Ramirez
Sticking your dipstick in the oil isn’t the same as race mixing. Just use a condom bro.
Aaron Johnson
>HIGHLY fertile
Are you fucking retarded? just use a condom m8, one of them reinforced ones and you will be fine.
I would be more worried about catching and std or something, but I guess your power level is so high you can't even think about it straight
Blake Diaz
Just fucking do it faggot, if you were principled you wouldn't have gone this far. Get that sweet pussy
>Also pic related is one of the hottest porn sluts around
Dylan Bennett
I don't think it's worth it, dude. I could have just day-traded and done just fine I think but now I'm committed.
>Be a man and set it up. What do you mean?
Luis Gutierrez
Do it for white men everywhere. Would you really pass on some fone jungle booty just because of Sup Forums memes?
Jonathan White
Don't let the LARP that is Sup Forums get in between you and a booty call. Fuck Sup Forums get laid. Race mixing ideology is for dumbasses who can't get laid.