Could i be the richest man in the world?

>mugabe out
>no more communist bullshit
>pragmatic military is taking over
>zimbabwe is poised for an economic comeback

What should I do with my riches once the zimbabwe dollar surpasses the USD?

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> What should I do with my riches once the zimbabwe dollar surpasses the USD?
Wake up

Thread over

>military takeover in African country
What could possibly go wrong?

spend it on antibiotics that are not even working anymore

Bring back Rhodesia and pay the military niggers to kill off the peasent niggers and invade South Africa while you are at it, those niggers don't have nukes anymore.

whoa my dude... 'niggers'? Really? Call them what they are. Human beings.

>invest in Zimbabwe NOW

What the fuck, you can't say nigger you racist ass nigger.

I choose not to out of respect

Save it and hope that the Zimbabwe economy improves to the point that their money is actually worth something, or invest it in a gumball.

could easily sell the zimbabwe note for a few usd as a novelty item

Nice, just bought 100k

You know they will prob issue new money right?

Fuck off, retard.

TFW your national currency is outperformed by a gumball

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Racism is a crime, and crime is for niggers. Cut it out

FYI they never let fiat hyperdeflate. They reissue currency and destroy the old currency, sorry.

>I respect niggers

wow mate you sure are on the right side of history

My sides

Suck moar nigger cock faggot

I know niggers are dumb, but how do they fuck their economy up that bad? That's Weimar Germany tier fuck up.

Sup Forums's homework for the night is reading up on Bob Denard and realizing that real life Big Boss would have Zimbabwe under lock and key within 24 hours if he were still alive.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Denard

Kek

He's a little too much under the boot be a real life big boss. His company, "The awful" didn't seemed (by the article) to always be the same men. And being a mercenary to the French just means killing without some real ideology behind. Seriously though, don't know what's up with the French? They're worse than the Chinese in colonization aspect. Just look at how the socialist party still used his services despite his history. He's still a very interesting person, but Big Boss is too much of a character to have anything remotely like him in the real world.

I want to travel to (((Zimbabwe))) and help the Rhodesians purge their country of all Communists.