ITT: Write the most soulless, cliche, overused, it-has-to-sell anime plot possible

ITT: Write the most soulless, cliche, overused, it-has-to-sell anime plot possible.

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess etc.

The protag has no hobbies or interests, he doesn't like helping others but will do so because it's the right thing to do. He acts as if he's tired all the time but simultaneously is actually the strongest kid in class.

Twelve years before the start of the series, the Nine-Tongued attacked Erukagahonok destroying much of the village and taking many lives. The leader of the village, the Fourth Egakog sacrificed his life to seal the Nine-Tongued into a newborn, Oturan Ikamuzu. Orphaned by the attack, Oturan was shunned by the villagers, who out of fear and anger, viewed him as the Nine-Tongued itself. Though the Third Egakoh outlawed speaking about anything related to the Nine-Tongued, the children — taking their cues from their parents — inherited the same animosity towards Oturan. In his thirst to be acknowledged, Oturan vowed he would one day become the greatest Egakoh the village had ever seen.

>brown-haired, unpopular MC with a pervert and a goofball as friends
>sits at the back corner of a classroom on the third floor and can look out to see either the school entrance or the sports fields
>hot girl transfers to his class, turns out to be MC's childhood friend
>she's treats MC like shit and has a secret
>bad men try to kill MC with magic, girl protects him
>she reveals he's got the ultimate power to negate all magic with one of his hands and magicians want to take him out
>he learns to master his powers and fight against the bad guys while developing new friendships with girls in the school who also have magic powers
>after saving the world, MC gets hit by a truck

The Asterisk War

Highschool magic battle idol harem isekai

Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry

Boy moves into new area and starts his first day at his new school, only problem is, it's an all girl's school!
Watch as he becomes increasingly oblivious to the affections of: a flat red-haired tsundere, a busty blonde ojou-sama, a blue-haired dandere that won't stop playing eroge, a frustrated christmas cake teacher who's bad at her job and his own little sister, who's a masochist.
Also he's an otaku.

Self insert into a kyoanus production. The end.

Fired. That didn't sell.

Already done
"Your Lie In April"

see

Raku Ichijou, a first-year student at Bonyari High School, is the sole heir to an intimidating yakuza family. Ten years ago, Raku promised his childhood friend that they would get married when they reunite as teenagers. To seal the deal, the girl had given Raku a closed locket, the key to which she took with her when she left him.

Now, years later, Raku has grown into a typical teenager, and all he wants is to remain as uninvolved in his yakuza background as possible while spending his school days alongside his middle school crush Kosaki Onodera. However, when the American Bee Hive Gang invades his family's turf, Raku's idyllic romantic dreams are sent for a toss as he is dragged into a frustrating conflict: Raku is to pretend that he is in a romantic relationship with Chitoge Kirisaki, the beautiful daughter of the Bee Hive's chief, so as to reduce the friction between the two groups. Unfortunately, reality could not be farther from this whopping lie—Raku and Chitoge fall in hate at first sight, as the girl is convinced he is a pathetic pushover, and in Raku's eyes, Chitoge is about as attractive as a savage gorilla.

Nisekoi follows the daily antics of this mismatched couple who have been forced to get along for the sake of maintaining the city's peace. With many more girls popping up his life, all involved with Raku's past somehow, his search for the girl who holds his heart and his promise leads him in more unexpected directions than he expects.

The MC is brought to another world thanks to his power "Weißaugen" which allows him to see and avert the immediate future. He is joined by the ancient witch Minerval (Mine-chan for short), who MC saved from summary execution at a prison camp of the holy reich. Along the way, they come to realize that the world they think they know is just a hollow illusion designed to trap and contain their powers from leaking into the real world by ensuring they expend all their effort on fighting the loyal soldiers of the holy reich in the fantasy world.

Isekai

MC is a new transfer student at X Magical High School. On his way, he bumps into a strange [insert warm color here]-haired girl and accidentally sees her panties. As a result, she initiates a magic battle with the MC, to which he easily wins and gets a quick grope at her tits, causing her to explode with her extremely predictable fire magic.

Later, the MC shows up to class with maybe two or three bandages on his face and is shocked to see the same girl from before in his class! And in the seat next to him no less! Later he learns that she's actually one of the ten strongest students at school. MC gradually attracts various different girls, including the [insert warm color]-haired girl, [insert cool color]-haired girl, his childhood friend he hasn't seen in years, the student council president, a loli, and some antagonist girl who won't be introduced until the series is 2/3 of the way done.

The focus of the school involves training the kids for some generic tournament, which will prepare the kids for some generic war with secretly humanoid space alien robots from the 5th dimension. And if that wasn't enough, it turns out the MC's father was a super famous scientist who is responsible for unleashing the aforementioned super robot secretly humanoid space aliens from the 73rd dimension when the MC was a kid, and died soon after.

Also the MC will fall in love with one of the super secretly humanoid space alien robots from the 5th dimension and try to end the war between their races.

Shit man I can't even begin to tell you how hard it was to come up with all those generic tropes off the top of my head. If I missed one let me know.

fund it

5 girls who are actually angels in human form are sent to find God who went missing but is inhabiting your average Japanese high schooler who never stands out.

In order to get God back to heaven they have to re-awaken his mind by giving their purity to him. Hijinks ensue and there's a delicious brown semon demon trying to stop them.

For fujo pandering there is also a devout follower fanboy who wants to give his purity.

Harem

A boy get hit by a truck

10/10 would watch

Sports anime where the protag works his way to the top with hard work and determination and friendship.

Also the sport is fucking cup stacking.

Black Haired MC
He is a loser Neet Average guy completely no personality whatsoever
He gets harem for no reason
He's around 15 years old
he goes to a magic school, but it's also somewhat sci-fi, maybe there are mechs for whatever reason
first villain is a girl who joins MC's harem
second villain is the father or brother of the MC or the main girl

MC's daughter time travel from future and trying to get MC to conceive her mom who happen to be MC none blood related sister

Male mc, completely bland, uninteresting and self insert. He has brown hair, brown eyes and is average in height.

Is social reject and has no friends. Changes school.
All girls fall for him in his new school for unexplained reasons. He is too self aware to do anything.
Guys hate him because they are jealous.
His female classmates consist of big boobed ones than always fall, which make their boobs bouncy.
The rest are shy lolis who are secretely yandere and want to kill the big boob ones so they can have the main character.
Out of them all, he falls in love with the most uniteresting girl too.

She is more shy than the rest of the girls, but likes him too.
Nothing happens between them in the end.

>4 or 5 girls
>They dont do anything in particular
>They act a bit gay sometimes
>males dont exist at all

10k sales right here

Little girls or teens. This makes a world of difference user.

Adults, teens and little girls all look the sameish in shows like those
So it doesnt matter

Good shit. Would sell like hotcakes.

you forgot the main heroine is a tsundere princess from a fictional country in Europe

Anything with fujopandering

>Also the sport is fucking cup stacking.
Would buy blu-ray disks.

I would definitely buy the BDs.

I think you did it.
Sold.
It sounds awe inspiring and worthy of only the finest animation.

That has to be the most generic plot in existence

A shut in with a pretty limited social life, but above average intelligence is walking home from the anime store ready for his weekly anime binge... That is until fate itself whisks him away on an adventure he never could have seen coming.
On his way home, our young male protagonist, Hajime Mashiite, stumbles upon a strange hole in the ground. He approaches only to be sucked in.
The next day Hajime wakes up in the lap of a strangely dressed woman with pointy ears. Before losing consciousness again our protagonist hears the strange looking woman mutter "The chosen one has awakened". Hajime does not yet know that he is about to face the ultimate journey in a world unknown. With his party of 5 super hot half-elf women that all immediately fall in love with him, Hajime must defeat the evil lord and restore peace to the new land in order to get back home to japan.

>Hajime Mashite

In the years after [insert cataclysmic event], children aging from 5-19 have been genetically altered and are classified as [insert Eastern European diety group]. These children enter special schools to hone their abilities and train with futuristic weapons, which vary depending on the child's abilities, to compete in combat tournaments to prepare them for a coming invasion from aliens from the 30th dimension

In the year 2XXX our MC has a fateful encounter with a [insert warm color]-haired girl with a modest chest and gets into a small misunderstanding with her on his first day. They have a mock battle, in which the MC wins, and learns that she is the princess of [insert Eastern European-esque country name] and one of the strongest students at the academy.

Hijinks ensue as the pair become partners for the upcoming tournament, making friends, rivals, and enemies out of students from their school and the other academies.

The aliens never show up until the epilogue of the 12th episode, and no second season is announced

>hajime mashiite

You've also basically described Re Zero

>An overweight Japanese NEET awakens to find himself in a fantasy world.
>Where it turns out he is incapable of speaking their language, he can't read their signs. Legends say people like him are always being phased in and out of the world by random by the Gods just for fun.
>The MC is then arrested for being a spy because of how strange they are, gets sentenced manual labor or if they don't do it get lashings, does their time (Losing some pounds) learn to speak the language of the world and read it, join a mercenary crew as they need to travel and gain information, and does everything they fucking can to try and escape the fantasy world because its fucking hell and not worth it.

You also have the stereotypical Isekai protagonist with all the powers and women running around making a name for themselves, while the MC does everything they can fighting to make some silver coins and survive.

I came into this thread expecting this to be posted first.
Bravo, you made me proud user.

this

How did this shit even became popular.
Its so fucking bad

a large group of men are granted immortality but must be career soldiers for the rest of their eternal lives
story follows them as they slowly die off in combat across the ages until they commit a suicide pact
mc is a autistic japanese neet

Find a way to have elves or nekomimi in it and we are ready to go.

Suddenly, high school student Natsuki Subaru has been summoned to another world on the way back from the convenience store. With the biggest crisis of his life being summoned to another world and no sign of the one who summoned him, things become worse when he is attacked. However, when he is saved by a mysterious silver-haired girl with a fairy cat, Subaru cooperates with the girl to return the favor. When they finally manage to get a clue, Subaru and the girl are attacked and killed by someone. Subaru then awakens in the place he was summoned and notices he gained the ability "Return by Death." Subaru is a helpless boy that only has the ability to rewind time by dying. Despite the despair, can he rewrite history and save that girl from a fated death?

>hajime mashite
I kek'd

Another of those "not infinite stratos" shows.

Publishing something dull and generic in WSJ immediately makes its chances of success triple.

Daddy

Hundred

HRAAAAAGH!!

You work too much
You forgot to say goodby
What happened to that trip with just you too together?
You forgot about yourself
You forgot the running with a toast in mouth late for school

Also you forgot the straw

A troupe of cute anime girls (voiced by popular seiyuu, designed by an established illustrator) sit in their high school club room, drink tea, and loudly complain about the current season's shows as they are airing. They go into detail over which ones are not worth it, which are based on overused plots, which are headed by people who don't know what they're doing or should have quit a long time ago, and say it all with the same tone as normal CGDCT conversations.

At least post the entire paste you lazy fuck

>MC get hit by a truck

my fucking sides

When Alice woke up, she found herself in a fantasy world where everyone seemed to be based on some sort of fairy tale. But not only are they based on fairytales - These handsome, princely young men act like they were ripped straight out of one! What's a girl to do when her bedtime stories want to take her to bed instead!?

Sounds like it's an iyashikei about community service instead of anything previously established.

A magical girl uses her flight powers to fling herself to high school on time, and fling back home in time to watch her favorite magical girl anime

I call it Catapult

Love live

MC is "average" and goes out of his way to show us how average and normal he is. However, unbeknownst to him, he's bound by fate to save the world from a threat unleashed by evil forces who are evil because the story needs an antagonist. He himself has nothing to do with it, but finds himself embroiled in this low-key power struggle anyway after a conveniently fateful meeting. After an average afternoon in which MC shows how boring and unexceptional he is, he finds a strange girl standing outside waiting for him. She tells him he's the hero she's been looking for to save the world from a poorly defined threat that only a few fringe group activists know about. Now MC will be wishing he was bored again (but not really) as the strange girl and all the trope collections that pass as people fight to save the world. MC will fight for vague reasons like justice and friendship in this thrilling epic full of lazy world building, poorly executed cliches, and tons of women (and one guy) who fall for MC's luke-warm personality.

Mc gets mad and punches a door very hard, but it instead becomes a magical girl-card. Soon he discovers there's an entire underworld of door-punchers and so he enters a journey to find the most rare doors and also train himself to be able to punch'em hard enough and build enough cards for the tornament that will decide the fate of the world.

Opening by T.M Revolution