So you're Down Under and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

So you're Down Under and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

Take note, he's 2m tall and weighs 89kg.

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I mean look at this fucking thing.

yes mate i get it.
theyre big blokes get over it

I slap my GF harder than him and show her who's the better man here

Seriously?
The emus kicked their ass, whats a roo to do?

How smart are roos?
Do they fuck with you or do they just jump into traffic like deer?

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The virgin boyfriend, the Chad kangaroo.

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just like deers

>Not pulling out your famiry sword and turning him into sashimi
Act the part if your going to use that flag Mr English teacher

Interesting. Are they tasty? Do they wind up in cities? Do animal rights activists care them deeply?

they come out at dusk and dawn to fuck up cars and kill motorcyclists

Just like a deer. If deers could disembowel you with their feet

She sounds hot af

To be honest their neck is just the right size to grab onto. I wonder how well they do when they're in a headlock position from behind.

this is what vegan power looks like

First thing would be to look up what the fuck your're trying to say in Freedom Units. Secondly, I'd shoot his ass in the ass. Braise Jesus afterwards and reread the Constitution. All unironicly btw. God I love it here.

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He's 6 foot and weighs slightly less than one of your country's fat ass children

So they're the niggers of Straya?

>So you're Down Under and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

Run like a motherfucker. Bitch ain't worth that much to me.

Kek, thank you Romania

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So shorter and skinnier than me. Plus I've got a concealed carry and a knife. What he got?

Only the extremely poor children are that fat. The ones where a rising tide doesn't necessarily lift all boats. ":). I burned my right eyebrow off yesterday btw....