For anyone who was late for secret santa, or the like, I can do 4 more cards and a gift under $100

For anyone who was late for secret santa, or the like, I can do 4 more cards and a gift under $100.
I've never grinched anyone.
My gift always comes with homemade cookies.
Its not too late, today is your last chance.
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>homemade cookies
Made out of semen, I suppose?

What if I sign up but grinch you?

Then that'd be mean

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Remember cookies, a gift, and hentai.

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We only need 3 more cards
We can do more gifts too since people are opting for low brackets

>homemade cookies

Never after reading that /k/ thread.

oh no, semen, how horrifying

How is this gonna work though? Do you want me to tell you where I live?

/k/ a magical place

If I send you a card are you going to rip it up?

Yeah, no

What is wrong with you? Accept that no one wants to send you gifts after you acted like a faggot.

>tfw you can never participate in secret santa.

Why, did you grinch someone too?

>homemade cookied

what did it say?

No, I just don't people to send me decapitated Sayakas.

I'll always have a gift for kevin-kun lovelove.

Then don't tell people you're the tripfag, dipshit.

I'll always accept your gift.

>tfw too famous to secret Santa
Every fucking year. I look forward to seeing the creative things you all make though.

Me too, bro. My youtube channel has almost 200 likes. People like us cant mingle with the peasants.

Use a post-office box so you don't give your address, use your brain user.

You can't expect more from a tripfag.

The gift of love, affection, attention, companionship, friendship, adoration, infatuation, devotion, support, and lovelove.

>so salty he got blacklisted for Secret Santa because he ripped up a card he pulls this shit

I seriously hope that no one is stupid enough to actually do /ss/ with him.

does anyone know what the card he ripped said? or have a pic of it?
i like to see the full picture, no pun intended

What I gathered from digging in the archive was that he got a card saying his taste was shit and he ripped it up like a sperg because he's a little bitch. Seriously, how do you get mad at someone saying your taste is shit in an Sup Forums event?

thanks fampai
i figured maybe the person sent them an actual shit card (like crumpled up piss paper only saying their waifu is shit) but if the person actually put effort into it then what the hell