If you open up your wallet right now, which of the following can you afford?

If you open up your wallet right now, which of the following can you afford?

Those prices are highway robbery

¥0: killing myself

All of them if she takes a credit card.

Do I have to buy something else of the menu to get the free value meal rape

Why would I have yen in my wallet?

20.00 USD = 2,187.138657 JPY
Nothing it seems

I could buy a masturbation show. Maybe she'd let me help.

Does she take card and/or check, because I'm screwed otherwise.

Important question, does she take debit or credit?

Gonna pass, I'll go with the university student for 80% less.

>everyone wondering if the customer can afford the product
>no one wondering if the product is worth the price
This is the failure of capitalism.

All of them with 10,000 yen to spare.

Fake sluts are great. I fapped so hard when she became a real slut.

Nice datamining thread.

>100k for anal
>her asshole isn't even tight, you can fit both your fists in

100k for sloppy seconds? No thanks.

Post the OP pic in communism version and thus blessed by Karl Marx to get many (you)

I have nothing in my wallet but I have 10 dollars lying around somewhere. What does that get me?

Handjob.

I'll take the rape.

Who will pay $1000 for anal?
Bullshit.

A blowjob with enough left over for a pair of panties. But fuck that. No titfuck on the menu means no deal from me.

>Four hundred for sex
>A thousand bucks for anal
What is this price gouging shit?

I'd have to take the free option, but I wonder what's going to happen if she gets pregnant.

>pay
>when i can rape instead

>the only alternative to total capitalism is communism
No one wants anarchy and stagnation. You just need to shackle the market and make sure that your people aren't squished by it.

whores don't accept foreign currency

I'll pay $400 to fund another Aoki Kanji doujin.

I would if I was wealthy but alas I'm a poorfag. I might settle for a handjob

Wethere the product is worth or not is up to the costumer, if there is a market it can be sold, if it is a shitty product there will be no demand and it will disappear. Silly comment, you're not obligated to buy pleasure.

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I'm scared to ask how much for holding hands

>pay
Why would I if rape is my fetish?

All of it.
But for 2500$ I can find better.

If you knew the most basic shit about economy you wouldn't be embarassing yourself right now.