/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRISH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Capitol Hill 11/16/17
youtu.be/qJbRB4hvCaE
>VP Pence keynote @Tax Foundation 80th annual awards 11/16/17
youtu.be/pvLX5s0lGCc
>SoS T-Rex meets AU Chair Moussa Faki 11/16/17
youtu.be/wQHxylQomhQ
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC Joint Investigative Mechanism 11/16/17
youtu.be/C5aSYjexDj4
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meet on Venezuela 11/16/17
youtu.be/vz-IJXlBknQ
>House GOP celebrates Tax Reform Bill passing house 11/16/17
youtu.be/xc6jQbSpyfo
>Judge Moore Press Conf 11/16/17
youtu.be/-o2SBhiZ7os
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 11/16/17
youtu.be/qU-fFPEJZFQ
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania visits China 11/16/17
youtu.be/QfrTKCJC3RA
>Pres Trump statement on overseas trips 11/15/17
youtu.be/U4COOi4942A
>VP Pence @2017 Rep Governors Assoc 11/15/17
youtu.be/Mb7qpX9PKoU
>SoS T-Rex Myanmar Press Brief 11/15/17
youtu.be/MVHl3u7oOSk
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania visits Rep of Korea 11/15/17
youtu.be/BcmCpj3JAKo
>DOE: Idaho Natl Lab Nuclear Test Reactor reactivated 11/15/17
youtu.be/x-ARTzPj6os
>UCLA nignogs thank Pres Trump for saving their asses 11/15/17
youtu.be/AJ2xkh-6tL4
>Pres Trump arriving in DC after asian trip 11/14/17
youtu.be/jHnAjOdqwxQ
>Pres Trump statement aboard AF1 11/14/17
youtu.be/AZVNhUTDi8Q
>VP Pence @WSJ CEO council 11/14/17
youtu.be/A53rw_KoxbA
>Full hearing AG Sessions 6hrs 11/14/17
youtu.be/EvnLDYwGSsE

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MAGA

A fantastic edition OP

Tough to argue with that, OP.

>announce you're baking
>thread dies at 280 so everyone can harvest more yous
>don't
>thread splits seven ways
come the fuck on guys

What like Kampot, blin, perogis, pelmeni, and mayonez?
How else am I going to explain it? Russian food isn’t exactly wildly popular here.

>SESSIONS:"Looks like is not enough to appoint a special counsel"

Where were you when you realized that Sessions believes there was collusion in the campaign since he believes "looks like" is not enough evidence thus Mueller has got something solid in his eyes.

Is it bad that I prefer watching Pound Puppies with my niece than watching Shameless with my family?

fucking link him to life of boris on youtube

>taking care of a white baby
no

huh?

Sessions didn't appoint Mueller, he recused himself and then Rosenstein appointed Mueller.

You are by far the worst and most cancerous OP this general has. Fuck off with your anime spam and fuck off with your stupid fucking moon runes.

Thanks for baking, Minnesota. Here if and whenever you wanted.

No I get it, I mean outside of small pockets it's hard to find people who know the heaven that is a Czech bakery. I just hate that the cold war means we know beans but not Euro foods.

>watching Shameless with family
Mistake #1

grab em by the pussy

>polack not the worst
FAKE NEWS

>Amerimutt
>White
Come on man

I used to have a Pound Puppies sleeping bag as a kid that I would bring camping or even "camping" in the living room to fall asleep in when we could watch movies in the living room on weekends instead going to sleep at a normal bed time in our beds on weekdays.

you dropped your flag, anime-hating leaf

What’s going to happen /ptg/?

>Russian food isn’t exactly wildly popular here.

I used to eat at a Russian deli in Houston years back. The food was fantastic!

Guy was Ukrainian, had been a 4 star chef at various fancy places, until he retired and opened the deli.

>Dem pelmini!

Such is life.
Someone should take the initiative and set up a Russian restaurant in DC as close to the DNC HQ as possible and blast hardbass all day.

>eceleb who keeps shitting on Trump riding his coattails like a drowning rat
Stop being stupid

Fucking nothing. Hapepnings are not announced beforehand.

Schumer is fucked

Macaque Machinations will be embarrassed yet again.
>muh boots in syria

I heard that it might be Chuck Shumer.

100K TROOPS IN SYRIA DUMP THE DRUMPF

FUCK DRUMPF HE'S A KEK, FUCK HIM

t. Monkeyman

>Thith thtory ith bigger than antithipated, and ith developing....
>Big thtory in the workth, thith one about a powerful congrethman. Thomeone ith going to have a really bad day tomorrow.

That's my point - I much prefer a kid's show than the degeneracy that is Shameless.

I don't know, but Monkey Man is less credible than Anderson Cooper.

Word. There’s a Slavic market near my house and the tea and cheburekis are delicious as fuck. Dip that in mayonez/sour cream with chives and it’s fucking godly.

>big story dropping on saturday
no

If it's real, I hope it is ol' Fucky Chucky.

at least tell me you get hellman's and none of that kraft garbage

>blast hardbass all day
This sounds like a Don Jr idea if I ever heard one

They better not go after Hope Hicks hard

Has Thernovich been right about anything? He’s like the alt-fag’s nate silver.

Just wanted to show my love for the Trumpers ITT. Thanks for electing Trump goyim!

For the first time in history, we have a US president who married off every one of his children to Jews.

We have a US president who doesn't see a reason to criticize any of Israel's behavior.

We have a US president who flooded his cabinet with Chosens from Goldman Sachs.

We have a US president who is recorded as having traveled with (((Jeffrey Epstein))) to Jeff's private Caribbean "lolita island" - where prepubescent prostitutes made up most of the population.

We have a US president whose son in law Jared Kushner got an interest-free $1 Billion loan from George Soros. I doubt he expects anything in return - he's a really generous, kind hearted guy, you know.

What's the place called, I fucking love Eastern Euro deli food.

its soyim now, soiboi

Welfare queen buys lobster with her food stamps and mocks taxpayers.

twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/931609955165143041

brb ... getting circumcised

Pff way yo go blew friday marmuset machinations

>at least tell me you get hellman's and none of that kraft garbage

>tfw he's not using Duke's

Sounds extremely painful.

Imagine if he tried to pull cryin' chuck while "apologizing".

Any happenings today? Ive been weighing up frozen turkeys all day

>What's the place called

It went out of business ages back when they raised his rent high enough to piss him off.

It was called Yakov's Deli.

they don't sell it here, unfortunately

>Mocks taxpayers
She clearly says how it's bullshit that you are able to buy lobster on foodstamps when taxpayers are unable to afford it. At least watch the video.

Nah just slowly the top tier Franken memes are being cultivated and distilled.

Taking down the Senate and Democrats Super Jew would give us salt for months.

IT'S A CHIMPANZEE CONSPIRACEE!

soros and friends are planning shit they don't want this leaked
scribd.com/document/364654492/Democracy-Alliance-Fall-Investment-Conference-Agenda?secret_password=DdVkqsjgUPrHic6jxmDz#

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>Carter Page, by himself, carried the stack of documents into the Hart Senate Office Building
>He has not hired a lawyer
>He said, "It's more witch hunt on this [Senate] side. The House guys are pros."
>He then hailed a cab and drove away

>zero fucks given

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>weighing frozen turkeys
>he doesn't use "frozen turkey" as hid standard of measurement
I bet don't use "gravy boats" as a standard of measurement for liquid volumes either.

Sounds cozy

I love it when old memes resurrect

This is a really good speech from Sessions
> youtube.com/watch?v=O4_i9VmXNv0
One thing that stood out was the idea of these activist judge issuing nation wide injunctions against Presidential EOs and policies was never seen BEFORE 1960! Really makes one think.

i thought he meant something about the roastie he posted

What's happening in angloland and why the fuck didn't Farage had his program today?

I love how this meme has been made.

I clearly chose a "communist" flag. At least look at my flag.

>Shameless
that is the most pozzed up show that I was ever conned in to watching
at least that main character chick was redpilled about the tranny kid but holy shit I swear that show almost gave me aids

They have their own style. Very sweet.

I'm ready for thanksgiving ??

Little advice for the younger folks,.Any women BTFO with that much makeup and what not is not something you want to see in morning..That’s a mess right there..

why'd the thread suddenly die

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>they don't sell it here, unfortunately

Can't mail order it?

Just tell them to take them swimming on the first date.

Two old memes resurrected in the last two days.

Looked like a waffle in the thumbnail.
>tfw no waffle pie

This seems like a troll job. I mean, I know for sure there are wellfare leeches out there slinging rocks and living the good life tax free but surely none of them are dumb enough to record this?

Kek. Good shit.

HAHAHAAHHAHHAHA
HAPPY NEGRO IS BACK BAY BEEEEEEEE!

4U

Awoo?

Damn it, naturally.

Just wanted to show my love for the Trumpers ITT. Thanks for electing Trump goyim!

For the first time in history, we have a US president who married off every one of his children to Jews.

We have a US president who doesn't see a reason to criticize any of Israel's behavior.

We have a US president who flooded his cabinet with Chosens from Goldman Sachs.

We have a US president who is recorded as having traveled with (((Jeffrey Epstein))) to Jeff's private Caribbean "lolita island" - where prepubescent prostitutes made up most of the population.

We have a US president whose son in law Jared Kushner got an interest-free $1 Billion loan from George Soros. I doubt he expects anything in return - he's a really generous, kind hearted guy, you know.

Surely you watched the video, but did you pay attention? At the end? Gives her fucking dog the lobster and clearly says that's what minimum wage people pay for so she can make a video mocking them.

She needs gassed and body used as fuel to help warm the homes of those less fortunate.

>In other news
>Bad timing for the XL Pipeline
>Yesterday's spill has expanded to 123,000 gravy boats
>Significantly larger than April's 42,000 gravy boat leak which was largely overlooked

>In market news
>Soybean futures closed up 12 cents per 80 frozen turkeys

>On the crime beat,
>Suspect in the bank robbery is described as 6 foot 2, 23 frozen turkeys

>recapping, Senator Titygrab was overheard remarking, "I'd give her half a gravy boat's worth," leading to bipartisan calls for his resignation.

I make sure the good turkeys are the first to be seen

tfw no e celeb gf

did you fags no Dr Ben "Based" Carson was in a farelly bros movie?

twitter.com/JordanPeele/status/921808671780126721

Why not? It is not illegal and they can maybe build a "youtube base". Don't think it is unlikely at all to be honest. Have seen much worse (e.g. people punching people to get facebook likes).

I switched from Helman's to Duke's and I feel like I've got a new lease on life. 10/10, would recommend.

I'll try that for a culinary challenge on /ck/

Goddamn this TV during dinner at my future in-laws is funny. Even that long ass Trump impeachment commercial with that nigga with the ikea catalog as the backdrop.

Awoo!

>149858266
>We have a US president who doesn't see a reason to criticize any of Israel's behavior.
He condemned Bibi for settlement expansion.
>We have a US president who is recorded as having traveled with (((Jeffrey Epstein))) to Jeff's private Caribbean "lolita island" - where prepubescent prostitutes made up most of the population.
Trump banned him from all of his properties. You're a nigger and always will be a nigger.

Thanks friend. I should be fine for a while though. It's Friday night and
>implying friends

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

AAAGGHHHHH

WHAT IS HE DOING

Who the fuck is this?

To me, it seems like a mock of the system and how unfair it is that taxpayers are unable to pay for anything when she can buy lobster and other designer brands with welfare and SS. That's my take, at least.

>sportsball
off yourself

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