Asuka will save you

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20 FUCKING YEARS

>yfw you couldn't save her

I think about her a lot.

Asuka couldn't save a tank from a church mouse.

I think that's the first picture that's ever made me find Asuka cute. Probably because it changed her design.

He doesn't find Sadamoto's design cute
Shirt taste famlamia

I'm glad she died

Never really thought about it but Asuka always wears her Eva headpieces.

Same

Cause she is the cutest.

She saves me everyday without ever knowing this lonely user

>you will never ride in the cockpit while Asuka destroys like 10 billion dollars worth of Naval equipment

why go on

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>big tits
Thank you for ruining Asuka shitbird. Her small breasts were one of her strengths.

From what?

Not small, more like average. But i do have to agree that op's pic is pretty shit.

ME

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My first time watching Eva I was an Asukafag until I hit episode 24 and became gay.
She failed to save me from heterosexuality, fuck you Asuka.

sounds like you were waiting for a boy to come along the whole time

You were gay all along and self inserted as Asuka, faggot

No! Gamon will save us!

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20 years of making every 3Ds look like shit in comparison.

I wish i could do as the guy which manifested her into reality as a tulpa.

>tfw you will never literally be your own waifu

>tfw you're your own waifu

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Wait what
SHOW ME HIM HOW DID HE DO THAT

I don´t really have a guide, but do a search on the archive for tulpabro, something relevant should pop up.

IIRC to get a tulpa you really need to achieve a higher state of mind though meditation and to do it you need a shitload of discipline and shit most of us lack, but i guess in the end it's worth it considering that the result is our waifu.

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Channel your energy for me next Friday, Asuka.

Hoping to be killed by Aduka, I live with her together...

What if I would ask Asuka if it would be ok to lick her asshole?

Ask Moot

She'd kick you over and sit down on your face while making fun of you for being her new personal ass scratcher.

asska

>draw fanart of a girl
>make her breasts 3 times the size they usually are

for what purpose?

She can't even save herself.

You mean
>make them way smaller
Right?

Her ass is the reason Im still alive. Would literally glue my face to her ass.

Rebuild 2.0 was the peak of Asuka's design. It was the best.
Next was 3.0 because having an eyepatch looked cute on her. And cool.

God, Rebuild had so much fanservice, and made Eva so fun. Anno truly is the master.

She doesn't have an ass in canon.
The body of a man.

Thick asuka is the best.

>no ass

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I want to lick those armpits.

Because being a pilot is such a crucial part of her identity.

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>Asuka will never spit on you

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So if so many of you hold Asuka to be your waifu, doesn't that make her a slut?

>no boobs
kek

What's up bitches

So I watched Eva last year and then finally got around to the Rebuild movies this week. No one fucking told me they weren't finished, and the third one ends on a cliff hanger. So I looked up the release date for the last one and there isn't one.

Are we getting a conclusion to this shit or what? Also Shinji actually fucking manning up at the end of 2.22 was pretty fucking cool despite him accidentally third impact

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Fuck Auska and fuck Auskafags

>get excited
>it's fucking hentai

eat shit

rei best girl

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Rei was great and all but we all know Asuka is superior.

What incredible characters has Rei produced? I mean, I can only think of Nagato.

Asuka has produced so many great tsunderes. Can't argue with that logic.

>He doesn't like sluts

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Rei has a bunch of clones, nigger
Asuka herself is a clone of many characters before her, she didn't inspire or produce shit.

Surprised after the time skip she became an even bigger bitch, but everyone in the future was an a-hole really.

Wasn't it announced like this week that it would come out about a year from now?

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>You'll never make out with Asuka on the beach with her wearing that outfit.
Why live?

fuck off jenny schecter

For like 8 years of her life Evangelions told Asuka she was special and wanted. Someone who couldn't be replaced and wasn't a burden to people openly talking about leaving her or sending her away. Until they did that, too.

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Why live indeed?

>Rei
>Not a clone of Cyber Newtypes, some of which are literally clones
>Rei is a clone of a clone, effectively
>nevermind her predecessors were better
Why is it that every Reifag that mentions character influence has effectively seen no mecha besides Evangelion?

look at all that cum, loli asuka was such a whore

Wow Sup Forums.

Asuka is really cute.

she's got that kind of small but flabby breasts, they look big there but just because she's bent over, they're literally hanging pancakes

Is it really any surprise that a guaranteed replies, no efforts shitposter such as this not only can't capitalize, but can't use punctuation either? I can soundly say this thing bears a double digit IQ.

Of course. Asuka a best.

sure, ignore the content of my post and fall back to personal attacks
asuka is a whore:

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>muh personal attacks
>resorts to Adhom
You can't outshitpost me, user. You're just a bitter Reifag. Ease your pain by following in the steps of your great prophet, Robin Williams.

I wonder what her butt smells like...ha ha

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I wish there was a doujin of this. There isn't one right?

Difference is I'm referencing canon, that thing Asukafags hate the most.

>you will never be Asuka's chair for a day

>you will never be Asuka's chair for a day
not even for a second

why live?

Stop.

>an innocuous schoolgirl crush = whore
Hella freakin ebin. Guess that means Rei is a colossal buttslut since she has the hots for the Gendong. Geez, what a sleezy harlot cumdump.

Muh canon.

>assfangs