It's friday night, why are you here?

It's friday night, why are you here?

It doesn't matter why we're here. What matters is our memes.

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Hello Sup Forums

i went out last night for a friend's birthday and i actually have to work tomorrow morning

Because it’s saturday morning here burger faggot

I work in 4 hours

My weekend doesn't start until tomorrow night. Why are you here?

What time does your shift start? Not sure of your timezone

Midnight, PST

Same. I work tomorrow morning and don't get off until Sunday morning.

8am EST. How's 3rd? I could never do it. Gotta have a 1st. Pretty much been on that schedule since I started school

Lad, why are any of us really "here"? You're here forever anyway. Might as well post memes.

where else would i be

Medic or fire?

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>It's friday night
Its saturday arvo here, m8. I just knocked off.

West Coast bitch

I've barely left the house in over 10 years sweetie :3

I have no friends or social life at all. The memes are my replacement for my cold dead heart.

just got back from the club actually. it was shite as always

>Nobody cared who I was until I made the first post.

i slept from 8pm to 4am. had good sleep. :)

Well I was a NEET for a long time, got this job 2 or 3 weeks ago. Had only worked first shift before but I was thinking "Hey, I stay up until 8AM anyway. Why not work during that time?" I was thinking I could have a Sleep>Chill>Work schedule but I'm still in the mindset of coming home and fucking around on Sup Forums like I did when I worked days.

Tired from working all day. There's nothing out there but degeneracy and stupidity. I don't use drugs.

need a non-bdsm porn tab open that seems credible in case the parents come barging in and i have to panic close and ctrl shift delet

>started browsing when m00t was still admin
>posted
>was told to lurk more
>lurked more
Now I'm still here.

What else should I be doing? I work tomorrow morning and I don't drink alcohol, do drugs, smoke or go to clubs.

How hot are Croat chicks?

I like going to bed early so I can wake up early Saturday and get lots of chores and tasks done.

hot but retarded

so, perfect then.

Some things don't change no matter what country you're in

I'm here for the memes and to give the shills someone to talk to.

You no bwing fwends!

Retarded is a lesser evil than women who consider themselves (((intellectuals))).

yeah, the best a woman can ever do is back her man's political views and stay out of the way.

I mean retarded in a vain and shallow sense. I find a hard time relating to and trusting them in general, since I got cucked pretty hard during a ltr.

feelsbadman

HIGH AS FUCK NIGGA
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same
>tfw it's 5:20 AM
I need to get a life

for you

I spend most of my time alone

this better be ironic or something

got too drunk last night so I am taking the night off

This place is my filthy habit. My schedule exactly is work, Sup Forums, sleep. Until the weekend where it's a fist full of adderall and online classes non stop for 10 straight hours. I get like 4 hours to myself a day and don't have much time for friends at the moment, so i waste my free time here.
How's the new job going?

You're never really alone here, user.

peaceful as shit, isn't it?

Memes

I'm kind of hoping that someone posts a happening or I find a tasty red pill.

It's my first retail job, it's night stocking for a Toys R Us. It's pretty chill most of the time so far but apparently next week is supposed to be hectic because Black Friday. I can listen to racist podcasts while I work so that's a major plus. What do you do?

the only reason to be social is to get laid anyways.

It's Saturday afternoon you retard.

ive rebelled against the liberals and anti trump people because they were plotting against me, so i decided today to be a productive member of society in going to my job and now I would like to drink a few pops and hang out with the actually real people who arnt sheep

No friends. I'm 31, so I don't really care at this point.

Keep lurking goddamnit, you’re almost ready to post.

trying to find a thread to trigger people with my leaf
probably the trump general

I'm at work, because I'm a wage slave. But it's okay, I get to shit post all night for money.

It is the lunchtime of Saturday

FAGGOT

That's what i love about my job. Im left alone pretty much all day long. About a third of my day is spent driving with the radio all the way up. I work for spectrum, your friendly neighborhood cable repair man. This is the first customer service type job I've had. Let me tell you, I've always disliked niggers, but work this job for a week and it grows into a strong hatred immediately.

Drinking and raging about leftists.

The United Nations has been planning the immigrant replacement of ethnic Europeans in the US and Europe due to our below replacement birthrates, for DECADES. Our leaders silently discuss what to do about our birtbrate and population crises but somehow, by coincidence, in all democratic nations, the solution to our top heavy aging populations is invariably to be replaced by foreigners instead of encouraging native births. But why?

do you appreciate customers giving you drinks and such on site?

Bill? I'm married.

lurking a little and then going to sleep, have a ton of finals.

Because I got hammered last night and need to relax.

>girls that go to clubs are vain and shallow

really makes you think

Why are you here, Shatner?

I don't have any friends and I don't drink.

Because I have a very high profile status in my fathers company, and have several meetings tomorrow. I will probably be going to bed soon.

Getting stoned, weaning off norco, waiting to sleep until church tomorrow.

Just had sex with my wife and I can't get to sleep unless I shitpost first.

i always hear this around like westeners like don't clubbing is thing?

here everyone goes to the club, even the NEETS and autists from my engineering faculty

Post feet

I go to work in a few minutes.

Yup.

pic of her sleeping or didn't happen

Not him but I work 3rd too. Differentials, I don't mind the night other than bums and have few friends anyway. Works out.

A bottle of water is like gold. Although i do get irrationally upset when a customer offers me a coke then proceed to bring me a diet coke. I don't see how anyone enjoys that shit.

>a diet coke. I don't see how anyone enjoys that shit.
crisp, refreshing, doesn't rot your teeth and doesn't make you gain weight.

Same

Haven't had one of those in like 6 months. They were my fave. Tasty drain.

Because I love you, user. Also, I have nothing better to do.

my date flaked. oh well, only psycho fags get mad about that stuff.

Oh Lort! I just found Jesus!

I've been on them for 4 years - was up to 6-8/day, now down to 2/day, completely withdrawal-free weaning with pot. I've even stockpiled about 200 of them. I'd like to sell them, but don't want to get busted.

I've worked through the night on a couple of projects at my old job. Probably completely different than doing it almost every night, but walking outside from a florescent lit building at 3 am to have a cigarette is like the single most peaceful thing I've ever experienced.

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I'm here to banepost.

dont mind me while I impose my life choices on you

>to have a cigarette
3rd-world tier analog cigs. you need to learn to vape, son.

I don't have that weight gain issue. It's pretty annoying. So you me it's just a piss poor after taste.

Or to form a political movement.

It's Saturday 4pm here.
Though I was here last night because I have no friends or social life anymore.

working tomorrow, pleasure of having your own business

this man was born and raised in Sup Forums

I never stay out past 12.

it's better to wait for something to trigger WW3 among friends, pizza and beer than being in a club dancing and shit

I've been meaning to get a Juul for work, does anyone have any experience with those? I use dip usually but I don't want to throw a pinch in on my 15 minute break, it's a waste.

I used to only drink regular coke, but I always drink 5-6 cokes/day (don't like coffee) and regulars that = 1200Kcals, or about 1.5 Big Macs So, yeah, there's that plus the sugar bath for your teeth.

Only people like that are nig-
>sees flag
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