>Some old apple farmer finds a furry wolf human person >Wolf person is hot so let's her come along >Wolf is really smart and knows how to jew people >Farmer drinks a lot and buys stupid shit >They some how go across europe buying stupid stuff they have trouble selling >Something about buying armor because the wolf got mad at him >Wolf gets drunk and becomes an alcoholic >Farmer sells wolf or something >Wolfgirl gets fucked by like 8 other wolves or something >Farmer and wolfgirl get back together >the next season never happens
David Jones
you got it
Benjamin Nelson
>apple farmer
James Wright
Pretty accurate
Andrew Brooks
Jojo
>A whole bunch of buff dudes who look like Johnny Brova go around the world being ghost busters >They also drive payment flatteners from time to time
Logan White
love live >a bunch of cute girls want to be idols >like, a girl group or something >they somehow end up becoming upcoming ones without the breaking in process or managment >they magically get new clothes designed and made for them every concert >also a choreographer >also it is a musical and no one seems to care when they break out into song in school
Camden Rodriguez
>some kid with no hair lives in a desolate world >learns he has some superman powers to punch people >gets a cape so he looks cool >runs around one punching people in the name of justice >one punches his way to a cute girl >she gets kidnapped by some big boss guy >he realises he can't one punch the boss guy >one punches the boss guy anyway >happy end but never confesses to the girl >so one punch man continues his journey
Jack Robinson
>K-on >Autismo joins a music club >they do everything but play music
>A presidential candidate comes on talk show >They don't like another candidate and a particular journalist who supports them >They say the other journalist is scum of the Earth conspiracy theorist >The juice is on you
Fuck the NWO
David Myers
bakemonogatari
>A whole tone of loli's go around with some dumb generic looking neet >Some blonde girl loves doughnuts but never seems to get fat because reasons >Some small girl with an oversized backpack always is falling down, probably because her backpack is twice as big as her >Someone gets walked home gentle but they don't fuck because he is a beta neet >There is a doll or something I think who always snaps her head I think? >Turns out everyone is like a 900 year old with/vampire/drawf or something >The neet just lives at home doing nothing the whole time other than complaining about how living with a bunch of loli's is terrible
Jayden Morgan
>ESP Mecha series with Hirai Faces >Has a shitton of Greek mythology I should watch this but infinite backlogged.
Dylan Sullivan
>girl gets magical superpowers >meets others with powers >protect the world or something, dunno what they fight >crazy shit happens in ep 3 to make shit hit the fan >try to defeat this evil onslaught >the plot is them struggling, shit gets worse and worse, dunno what >their fate is to basically get fucked and die >turns out black hair (homura?) was killing herself in an eternal time loop to prevent this end. >black hair girl never found answer, she cracks >pink hair MC gets super ultra powerup, defeats evil >end
i've no interest in watching a bunch of middle school girls do shit. should've gone with an older cast instead of lolis.
Sebastian Harris
Legend of the Gay Lactating Homosexuals
>everyone is an alcoholic >America and space Germany go to war >like 2 people are less alcoholics than everyone else >they forum circles and stuff >sit around and drink while they talk about politics
James Reed
you've been pretty vocal about your disdain for underaged characters recently
Julian Lewis
you've got the wrong user probably.
im the one being vocal about his disdain for louise and tsundereshit.
Xavier Cox
But the best part is watching Ume's cute girl character designs have their wide faces twisted in fear and agony.
Justin Smith
The third: The girl with the blue eye >theres a girl with mad martial arts skills >and a know-it-all tank >takes place in a desert >girl makes a living as a mercenary with her tank >she's a tomboy >it's on my backlog because i promised a disappointed user in an "anime only you've seen" thread to watch this within the next 3 years or so >I haven't forgotten you, user-kun
Bentley Morgan
This is actually 100% accurate minus the part about them not fucking.
Tyler Evans
Kajji >Everyone has big enough noses to compensate for every SOL show ever >Some poor fuck gets ripped of by the mob >Goes on a cruise or some shit >Has to gamble away his debt because yeah that makes sense >He sucks at it >Kuyashii
Brayden Gutierrez
Revolutionary Girl Utena >some rich bitch lives in a castle being all spoiled in shit >meets some nigger girl on the road and gives her food or something >she ends up working as a slave in a castle >she loves fencing and is engaged to some stuck up prince from another kingdom >prince smacks the fuck out of the slave >main girl helps the slave and things get a little maria sama >shit goes down at a dance party slave gets blown the fuck out >main girls gets mad at prince with crazy sword skills and roses get cut >slave drinks from the furry cup of main girl and becomes her soul sister >she doesn't marry the prince and keeps scissoring the slave on the side for the rest of her life
Asher Cooper
>some girl plays extrem loudly on her fluet >everyone hates her and wants to kill >the girl does not realise she is hated >she thinks everything is a game
Alexander Taylor
>some retarded girl runs around >three other girls have nothing better to do than follow the purple/grey girl >somehow something bad happened and she has to paint it black to forget
Owen Clark
Code Geass >some faggot high-schooler and his whole country get cucked by crooked toothed faggots >he gets some super-power from some green haired girl >he turns into a part-time terrorist and nobody ever suspects anything no matter how obvious it is >green haired girl eats pizza >faggot high-schooler only wins battles because his opponents are severely retarded >chuuni as fuck
Zachary Reyes
Mobile Police Patlabor
>Sometime in the future people are like "fuck cranes" and decide to build houses and dams etc. with giant robots instead >Bad people doing bad things with giant robots >They establish a police units with giant robots to fight the bad guys >Apparently one of the more realistic mecha shows >I know why they call the mechs Patlabors but I keep forgetting
Christopher Wood
hilariously inaccurate.
Not bad.
Connor Walker
>a bunch of chuunis gets stuck in a time loop because of homework
Matthew Robinson
Just like real life.
Thomas Miller
>group of friends gets tricked to play a video game by some researcher >the game is about piloting a giant mech >shit got real >uninstall
Levi Roberts
UNINSTALL UNINSTALL
James Reed
Wolf Children
>race traitor jap fucks dogs >''sucki sucki 5 dogga'' >dog leaves race traitor jap when she gets preggers >gives birth to half breeds >has to move to the mountains because ''muh honor'' >dog-children do not have any friends because they're half breeds >they end up killing themselfs just like in real live >Sup Forums is always right
Ryan Anderson
Well, that's not correct in the slightest
Easton Powell
Ranma time half >girl with black hair know how to fight >she goes to school >there is a redhead girl who shows her tits all the time >there is a panda >they fight together against nothing
Ayden Jenkins
Well I tried. If I knew anything about it before it would have been from an AMV I saw long long ago that I think showed someone being slapped a few times and some dancing.
Is the anime worth watching?
Isaac Hall
>there are people on Sup Forums right now who have never watched Spice and Wolf >there are people on Sup Forums right now who weren't even here when it aired
Andrew Parker
Fuck off grandpa.
Colton King
>there are people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who unironically call Horo Holo This is the end of days.
Joshua Cox
Anthy gets slapped around plenty in the first episodes. Sure, go for it. And don't skip recap episodes, they aren't actually recaps.
Wyatt Lewis
Dung bettle did nothing wrong.
Brody Reed
Bakemonogatari
>'art direction' out the ass >basically just crazy angles like somebody saw an indie psych horror and thought it was the pinnacle of television >moe girls >my friend won't stop showing me goddamn OP with the green haired girl jesus mate I get the idea okay
Brandon Price
People who were 10 when it aired can legally post on 4chans now.
Ian Walker
>Some guy goes street racing in his Toyota >He's supposed to deliver pizza or some other fastfood >Do you even drift? >Muffled eurobeat in the distance >[Eurobeat intensifies] >Multitrack drifting >Dejavu >Running in the 90s
Easton Howard
pretty much fampai
Colton Gray
Monster >neurosurgeon decides to rescue a child instead of a rich guy >kid grows up to be a pychopath >what has science done
Angel Thomas
Your name
>A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Christian Foster
You got it
Wyatt Reyes
This, but the neurosurgeon also likes to shout people's names
Connor Phillips
>muh HERO OF JUSTICE MC gets some king girl saber as servant >proceeds being an oblivious harem MC with his gay friend and evil rival voiced by Kamiya >beats enemies that are way stronger than himself >UNLIMITED BLAME WORKS >Rin best girl
Landon Myers
Jojo
>Castlevania without the castles
Mason Price
You forgot that Sakura is a fucking whore with literal penis worms.
Adrian Baker
Re:zero >main character is a faggot who wears a tracksuit of some kind >he does things somewhere and there's a white haired girl and twins >rem alleged best girl >he chooses someone other than rem >end
Jack Roberts
I'm curious as to how people would describe Gundam.
Mason Rodriguez
>mecha
Christian Nguyen
Many series with mecha and gay friends?
Kayden Roberts
Utena is basically just "Kill La Kill with less yelling".
Jeremiah Wilson
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots: The Anime
John Hughes
>wathing NTR Kill yourself
Lucas Peterson
>It's a law of physics that every villain wear a ridiculous mask >War between galactic empire and planets who want to secede >Anime ja nai >IT'S A GUNDAM >Has multiple timelines >If you like cosmic era you're a fag >War in the Pocket is best Gundam >That pink-haired girl with the gold stripes is hot as fuck
Brody Gomez
Pretty accurate. Only the police mechs are called Patlabors (short for "Patrol Labor")
William Murphy
Different user, recently watched it myself. The name was so obvious, I feel so dumb for not getting it.
Levi Cooper
Any Gundam
>I'm just a normal kid >Wha? An attack on my feelings/nation/family/friends/etc >I'm going to cry >No You must fight >Dude gets in a gundam like it is being handed out like candy >"I can fly this thing! What's this this is no ordinary machine" >MC literally has NO prior piloting skills >I must do it for revenge! >He's good enough to take out a bunch of people >Evil villian shows up, ur good kid but not that good! >NANI? >MC gets his ass kicked >Comes back cuz friends or some dumbshit help him out >Robot gundam somehow now super law of physics defying machine >"No how can this be" >My power wasn't revenge true power is friends >I lost....
Evan Kelly
Sword Art Online >People are trapped in a game via something called "nerf gear" (or nerf gas?) >First half is good but then the MC goes full Shinji >Seems like the author also wrote / drew porn for it, with the glopping sounds and all
>Takes place in "Europe" during "WWII" >A bunch of girls don't wear pants to make room for propellers or jets to put on their legs. >They fight each other from time to time >They're also half-cat for some reason
Colton Adams
>grandpa >Spice and Wolf
Spice and Wolf wasn't even that fucking long ag
oh. Oh boy.
Jackson White
Mushishi
>There's things called Mushi and they are like demons >A guy goes around exorcising them >Apparently a plot like that lends itself to a relaxing anime
Joshua Mitchell
Should we be worried user?
Lincoln Walker
Cowboy Bebop
>A marital arts/gunman type of guy with big hair flies around in his spaceship >He is joined by a sexy lady, a big middle aged guy, and an androgynous hacker. Plus a dog or some shit >They do mercenary work/fight crime >A guy from guy's past finds him and kills him >So long space cowboy
Samuel Sullivan
Donald Trump will make child sex great again.
Aaron Young
When 8 years feels like 8 weeks, I think we might have a problem
Grayson Johnson
Pink-haired girl is from Cosmic Era
Fag
Levi Kelly
>Sora no Woto
Japanese German girls fighting the French army in Spain and there's an owl and a trumpet and something about GOD-TANKS FROM THE FUTURE and then the MC pisses herself.
James Morris
Good enough.
Samuel Myers
How could this happen?
Grayson James
Kill la kill >MC is angry gurl and new in town >has clothes that are actually part of scissors that are actually a weapon >challenges queen of the school who happens to have another piece of the scissors and has a fabulous evil mother that like to molest her >turns out MC and queen are sisters >there is also a girl with a bob >and some sadistic bitch that gets her shit slapped >also nipples I have no fucking idea what this anime is about.
Luis Morgan
>pizza Ironically semi-correct
Easton Moore
Hibike Euphonium
>Two main girls are lesbians >They actually go with the yuri route >Kyoani's sakuga for the show is a girl standing up >If K-On is any indication, it's probably not about music or their school band
Isaiah Smith
>Welcome to the NHK
>/r9k/ poster thinks the government is behind him being a NEET faggot >girl visits right the fuck out of nowhere and offers to help him get a job >he falls in love with her >she's as much of a mental case as he is
Jacob Reyes
>horo/holo >Not Korbo Get the fuck out of here
Elijah Martin
bretty much, but he never falls in love with her
Gavin Gomez
they even got a daughter yea?
Nathaniel Edwards
hitsugi no chaika >has a long-ass rifle, like Suou from DTB2 >carries a coffin around >lives in it (who LIVES in a coffin?) >chaika exists in various colors >says "Yes, Chaika" a lot, or someone else does >pick related is a popular facial expression
Jose Morris
>who LIVES in a coffin? Dracula.
Michael Sanchez
Stein's Gate >protag is a mad scientist >it's about time travel >neither the lanky male MC nor the woman are named Stein >Dr. Pepper is essential to fuel your time machine I've managed to avoid spoilers for this pretty well I think.
Jace Allen
>tfw before watching it I thought it was just a pretentious title by german loving chinks, but now I can't stop thinking about Steins;Gate. It's pretty peculiar.
Sebastian Bennett
sounds like you already know what the anime is about
Nathaniel Sullivan
>some otaku virgin gets teleported to a fantasy world/game world >mountains of pussy fall on his lap for no reason >he makes jokes and sarcastic observations about all the cliches he's already familiar with from his years of being a NEET >something something
Luis James
mob psycho 100 >some kid with psychic powers is a loser self-insert with no friends, he meets an 'older friend' who is also 'psychic' who is probably just a child molester >mob looks weak but he has PSYCHIC POWERS so he can beat up the bad guys fuck you mom >also because he's so fucking rad now with his powers a whole bunch of jocks now protect him at school so he doesn't have to destroy it... heh wouldn't want to do that.... >he's also a reverse trap, probably his 'older friend''s wish or the wish of the jocks
r8 me fujoshit and shonenfags
Owen Cooper
K-on
>There are cute girls, they eat cake and play music ocasionally and it's the greatest masterpiece in the animey world after evangellion.
Liam Powell
>Database Database
Hunter Perez
You're actually pretty far off.
Daniel Thomas
>watching NTR I can't stand the smugness of this anime wolf-girl anymore. It's like Lolita all over again. She escaped and NTR'd you for all eternity.
Kill yourselves.
Jaxson Barnes
Where does this meme even come from?
David Peterson
Sup Forums has been fucked for years now. The time for worrying came and went already. Your fears are already now a reality.
Benjamin Nguyen
It's about people working in a restaurant. Girl in the webm is a small cutie and sometimes gets bullied because of her size. She does not end with the main character.
Colton Johnson
re:Zero
>loser NEET gets sent to fantasy world >he thinks he'll be hot shit because this is just like his isekai >gets killed a lot but keeps coming back to life >ogre meido twins kill him some but then want his dick >he cries about how much he sucks even though by that point he's obviously super special and important to the plot >brilliant deconstruction of the isekai genre >rem gets eaten by a whale
Matthew Rogers
Actually spot on. If you called girl in webm best girk you'd have given a 100% accurate description.
Robert Sanders
I only got what I got from browsing a few threads.
I do this with everything so I can pretend that I've watched them.
Here's one for Reddit Zero: >a NEET loser enters a magical world suddenly because of some witch bitch >demons that are for some reason in the bodies of teenage girls kill him for smelling like witch bitch >he comes back to life and none of it ever happened >[plot skip] after he dies and basically lives through a 50 First Dates scenario except with checkpoints, and with a pseudoharem >he discovers meme man Beetleguise who is associated with the bitch witch and makes Rem play twister >he dies again sometime later or something >in another timeline he finds everybody murdered from meme man raiding them or something and Rem is dead and so is the stinky half elf >the cat kills him because of some promise to the stinky elf (cats have a sharp sense of smell and people tend to stink when they die) >some how Rem now loves the loser but he loves the smelly half elf >people get upset over it >people still like meme man >rem is supposed to be erased from time and space but it wasn't adapted or something I'm pretty sure this was just the first half of the adaptation, after that I stopped caring.