Burd

Burd

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snek

Nadeko is cute, it's too bad she's certifiably insane

Monki

Meth

sneil

Krayb

best girl

her best friend is fine too

cot

You say that likes it's a bad thing, user.

>ywn meet snake during an involuntary 3 day hold
>ywn fall in love with her immediately
>ywn visit her every weekend and bring board games and drawing supplies
>ywn petition to have her released into your care after her parents give up on her
>ywn bring her home and give her a quiet and simple life
>ywn have a few crazy kids and just kinda hope they're not serial killers

Couldn't ask for anything better, really.

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and?

Munky*

I agree.

I want to ____ this bat!

dol

headpat

spuke

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is this piece used in Kizu 2?

Yes

I have seen the movie twice and everytime the entire audience lost it.

What's it used for?

don't tell him

Kizu II is really a movie which gets even better when watching with other people.

The comedy elements were so fucking on point.

>Burd
>not baarudo

Araragi should just settle with the bathtub package deal

Tell him

can cat get a whiff of karen's butt from that position

Only one month to go.

the Araragis have a decent household.

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which one of the three has the freshest vagina?

snel*

Tsukihi is Nadeko's best friend, but Nadeko isn't Tsukihi's best friend.

bird

It would spoil the joke. You'll be grateful when you see it.

Hug!

give a lifetime of happiness to

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SCHNELL

bird a shit. bee is best

>liking retards

I want to fertilize Bird's eggs.

I want to put my snake in Snek.

What do crab kisses taste like?
What do cat kisses taste like?
What do bird kisses taste like?
What do bee kisses taste like?
What do snake kisses taste like?
What do spook kisses taste like?
What do monkey kisses taste like?
What do math kisses taste like?
What do snail kisses taste like?
What do doll kisses taste like?
What do bat kisses taste like?
What do Kaiki kisses taste like?

which monogatari girl has the most smelly farts?

>liking reddit tier characters like keiki

Probably the ones that are basically homeless.

I mean, Oshina lived in an abandoned cram school, and Yozuru was planning to do the same thing in Tsukihi Phoenix.

With Hachikuji, it's as if something died

in a gas explosion.

chocolate
bread with nothing on it
eggs
eggs
semen
nothing
book paper
chalk
escargot
probably the same as a regular corpse
donuts
coins (regular, not salty ones)

crab: poorfag food
cat: toothpaste
bird: ice cream
bee: rank meat
snake: strawberry
spook: death
monkey: rank traditional japanese food
math: blood
snail: nothing
doll: formaldehyde
bat: donuts and/or ambrosia
kaiki: salty coins

Pretty shit snek 2bh. Here, have a better one