Kantai Collection -KanColle-

This is Sakawa's time to shine!

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That'll do, runt, that'll do.

>nuclear ships get buffed
>but slow fleets get shit routing
The bullying has to stop.

Teste is a tranny

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drunk ship

And she tastes like toothpaste.

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Sorry, post-anime Nagato is not allowed any happiness.

This event sure is giving the duckies some love, they are all getting quite a bit of use.

4th duki when?

This is a dumb meme since the game let's you marry everyone even Maruyu.

Because its not a real marriage

No snu snu with your ship girls, truly a horrible world.

Will you be the admiral that can fill her dark soul with light?

Call the MPs, I don't give a fuck.

The girls aren't real either so it's fine.

Only if she can make a drink as good as her pink haired sister.

Move this shit to /vg/, don't be autistic.

Harusame juice isn't good for you.

Says who?

What about Poi coolant fluid?

AA Hime is the fourth Duckie

>10 o'clock. 加賀さん、おはようございます。え、対抗演習ですか？喜んで！Saraが真剣勝負を相手まします。
>11 o'clock. 加賀さん。。。もうすごい。Japan Task Force も侮れません。Saraももっと頑張ろう！
Will the carrier queen ever be dethroned?

Where did the Harusame pee meme come from originally?

What's the entire range of these drinks? I only ever see the Poi one posted.

I want that Ducky in my fleet too.

Kaga will always be the lesbian queen.

I wanna drink Yuudachi's pee!

No idea, but seems Shigure got one too.

I'd drink it.

Now I want to drink some Shigure coolant.

Why is it blue? What's wrong with my Shiggy? Is it her diet?

The duckies are love so that is appropriate.

Mintykaze is cute

I love these weirdos.

Did I just step into /brit/?

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>Haruna is alright

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>press totsugeki
>game gets stuck in black loading screen
JUST

There is nothing wrong with Sakawa being a runt.

>"Sara", :Super Sara", "Sorry Sara", "Sister Sara", "Stripe-Stack Sara", "Sinking Sara" or "Sara Maru" — USS Saratoga

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_warships_by_nickname

Only a couple of them are >boats, they mix and match franchises for their various flavors.
independence-inter.co.jp/product/index.html

Fuck retards like Kongou

I kinda want that Purple Heart one.

Also the Sonico and Lucky Star ones look rather unhealthy.

>Suckin' Sara
What did the mean by this?

Drinking urine, regardless of colour, isn't exactly healthy.

>Saratoga spent much of summer 1943 moored in port. Because of the two torpedo hits, she had missed out on three epic carrier-versus-carrier battles: Coral Sea, Midway, and Santa Cruz. Saratoga thus became known derisively as "the Reluctant Dragon" and "the Pond Lily." Probably the meanest was "Sara Maru," which put her in league with the enemy.
Huh, and here I thought the Japanese fans were just being cute.

Marry beautiful girls like Kongou.

It's her sweat instead of her pee.

"Model Housing Project" was apparently another nickname she had.

But it seems so delicious.

Heh

Yep, all nicknames came from the US Navy themselves.

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Is Haruna okay?

2D urine is good for you, it's pure.

Nothing that's this colour is pure:

Yeah, some Sup Forumsnons were already calling her that. From the same book:
>During her periods of inactivity at Noumea, she was also teased as "the Model Housing Project." With a crew of more than three thousand men, Saratoga got the moniker "because she housed the largest population of any American warship, her cuisine was excellent, and her tenants hardly ever had to move."
A hotel, a ryoukan, a museum, and a housing project, what a fleet we've got ourselves.

A ryoukan?

She's very daijoubu.

Our local inn, Musashi.

Are you sure?

If she isn't, I'll be happy to clean up her mess. And clean her up too. Then she'll be daijoubu right?

I wonder why she complains about her ass in one of her damage lines, is it related to anything in history?

What a fluffy cutie.

I didn't care for her at first, but she's quickly grown on me.

Self esteem issues!

That line combined with her damaged sprite are probably references to the aforementioned torpedo hits - one near her boilers, the other just aft of the island (again damaging propulsion).

Are any of the Youtubers that play Kantai Collection decent? Or are they as unbearable as your typical weeb game Youtuber?

I just fapped to this Hibiki

probably the multiple times she got torp'd.

although early in the war getting torp'd was a death sentence. basically all the carrier losses was from torp hit. Sara was lucky that she survived them.

Big E was special in that she manage to matrix dodge every torp thrown her way.

I love my pets

As long as she is daijoubu

Will she be known as the gloomiest girl?

How was it?

Go back to the Wikia and stay there.

Would bully.
No, they're very shitty. If you're gonna watch people playing watch Japanese streamers.

If you want to start working on translating her regular lines, they're up on the wikia now. No hourly lines up yet it seems.

kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Saratoga

>Drops from medium range base to short range at Kai.

I plan on cleaning her up with my tongue. She'll be super daijoubu with the thorough job I'll do.

I'm not looking for tips or anything - I'm just fucking bored right now.

>If you're gonna watch people playing watch Japanese streamers.
Any recommendations?

Pretty good. There's not enough Hibiki feet out there.

Non-evelens are pretty shit at the game and/or unbearable.

forgot my pic

Isn't the maint over?

The only one I know refused to the debuff in an event and then threw a fit (most likely for attention) and some chinks laughed at him, so no.

I wanna lick and smell Hibiki's feet

Did someone say bear?

I want to fuck that bear.

Kuma is for raping

I'm aware, nothing particularly interesting besides the library line, I suppose.

> Hello! アメリカ生まれの大型正規空母、Saratogaです。歴史深い由緒ある名前を頂いています。あの大きな戦いでは、最初から最後まで頑張ったんです。戦いの終わった後、長門さん達と一緒にある実験に参加しました。これからサラも皆さんと同じ艦隊で頑張らせてくださいね！
>Hello! I'm Saratoga, the American fleet carrier. My name has quite some history behind it. I fought hard from the beginning to the end of that great war. Afterward, Nagato-san and I served in a certain experiment. Please allow Sara the pleasure of serving alongside the rest of the fleet!
>a certain experiment
Heh.

Bears are always welcome.

>more firepower and torpedo than Poi
wtf actual fuck Kanada

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If I get Pola pregnant, will she be able to stop drinking?

No. Enjoy your FAS-afflicted child.

youtube.com/watch?v=L9OzeljzbIs

Nope.

Enjoy your retard babies.

Jun'you > Pola

Don't know any names but try Nico video streams instead of youtube.