What is Sup Forums doing in preparation for tomorrows arrival of Nibiru?

What is Sup Forums doing in preparation for tomorrows arrival of Nibiru?

Drinking Yuengling, cleaning my guns, and watching college football.

> arrival of Nibiru
Again?

>Drinking Yuengling
Lager, black & tan, porter or bock?

laughing at op.

is that way
For topics like Nibaru, flat earth, and global warming

Traditional lager.

>nibiru
what?

Same thing i did when you all banged on about 4th of november.
Absolutely fuck all.

I will be holding another book burning in my backyard.

I shall burn my guides on alchemy as it's bringing demonic energy to my home.

why would i need to prepare for bluebeam?

I usually like lagers but I just don't like Yuengling, even though its Trump approved.

Screen capping this thread to prove you wrong tomorrow.

USC game?

NIBIRU IS A FALSE FLAG

I guess I should get some extra sleep in case it's a busy day.

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>alchemy
>demonic
Gotta be shitting me.

Well it needs to fucking hurry up, I'm ready to go.

idk, i comes every year

Penn State.

State Pen

Anyone got the Nibiru BLACKED meme?

Oh come on user, if you're gonna larp as a cute little faggot at least don't stop after sucking the balls a bit.

Astrology is demonic, same category as tarot or ouija boards.

I regret learning about how moon phases have effects on the demonic activity on earth.

what on earth are you talking about?

>Traditional lager.
I used to live in the "Skooks" near Pottsville. I literally had to move away just so I could get sober. Their beer is SOOOOO good. Their bock is seasonal, and is INCREDIBLE. Highly recommend it.

I'm talking about you and your butt pirate friend op shitting up this fucking board with 1 posts about tier shit.
No there is no fucking Nibiru we would have all see a giant fucking dot in the night sky by now if there was one. All this shit about an ancient planet was taken advantage of by intelligence agents to make to public look in wrong directions. Same goes for flat earth and a few others. Our world is very strange, but do you really think the truth would just be allowed in the open? Specials on BBC and History channel? You're a special kind of stupid if you think so.

drinking chocolate milk and watching nfl

you used a lot of words to not explain anything about your gay sex fascination with op

Jokes on Nibiru the world ended back in September

and we had a positive harvest. The Goyim won.

>global warming
lel

>gr347 7@lk!ng ch!ck!n 2 7h3 Fly!ng-d0g m00nb3@m
Why are you a fruit-loop?

That's sunlight on the clouds dipshit.

What a shitty weekend for college football mate. Tennessee is about to add to the ongoing blowout weekend

> Watching CFL and beating off with maple syrup

>beating off with maple syrup

>implying there's anything wrong with wanting your dick to retain a pleasant maple scent throughout the day
>implying the CFL isn't more entertaining than the Negro Felon League

>People still beLIEve in all this space nonsense.

>What is Sup Forums doing in preparation for tomorrows arrival of Nibiru?
i'm on my 12th wank of the day, which will be my 263rd of the month.
i have stockpiled enough cumglue to enact my plan.
as Nib passes i will throw my cumglue at her underbelly.
my arm is very strong now, yesterday i threw bogrolls to India no bother(not the flag).
cumglue firmly affixed to Nib i shall begin to pull the cumrope toward earth's upper atmosphere.
what i plan to do next is above top secret, but i will disclose that it has something to do with explodey bulbnogs.

>nice imagination
>actually pretty shit
>but still somewhat of a nice try at edgy humor

>edgy
?

I'm so bored. bump

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Looking at Sup Forums and masticating to muh animu

NOTHING, ALL HARMS UNTIL NOW WERE PREPARED


If it really comes it will fuck bad people

This always doesn't happen.


Until it crashes the planet with no survivors.

I'm gonna be watching Survivor Series.

Getting drunk so I probably die sleeping.

This is literally the third time this year these faggots say a PLANET is going to collide with us and no one even sees it coming.

at least it’s on a sunday

Praise Jesus.

If Nibiru is hiding itself behind the sun, then perhaps it is destined to hit the sun, causing a massive solar flare.

Either way, this image by a hardline Vegan muslim IBM affiliated robotics engineer whose been claiming to wipe out all non-vegans in 2018 since 2012 seems to suggest there might be a plan to hit the sun to depopulate humanity.

www.robot-hosting.com

yeah duh, because its a big conspiracy.

Yea it's not really edgy, it's just gross so quintessentially British.

It is a wily planet.

It would be amazing to watch anything planet-like collide with a star, unfortunately the sun would vaporize anything before it could touch the 'surface' so to speak.

I'd like to see Jupiter crash into the sun