Why are Americans incapable of using metric like the rest of the world?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Why are Americans incapable of using metric like the rest of the world?

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Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

celsius is stupid and D/M/Y is no better or worse than M/D/Y

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

We tried back in the 80s to convert to Metric like everyone else, but there was such a huge push back from the bureaucrats in our education systems that refused to do it. Government has since given up trying.

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

celsius is stupid

brainlet detected. celsius is OCD autismo tier, and therefore, superior

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Because we're better.

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

something something money

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

Your chart is wrong. Everyone knows that dates should be YYYY MM DD, as in...

20171119

Especially when naming computer files. That way, when you sort by name you're also sorting by date.

(and no, you can't simply sort by date because if you have to edit a past file that screws up the date sort)

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

I think it was to piss off england, but that was a while ago. Kinda weird way to be snotty. Stubbornly sticking to an Imperial system when we claim to hate kings, and empires.

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

When I was a kid, they kept telling us that by 1975 all of America would be on the metric system.

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

10 seconds per minute
10 minutes per hour
10 hours per day
10 days per month
10 months per year
10 years per decade
10 decades per centennial
10 centennials per millennium

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

Shittier is better? Maybe in Amerimutt land.

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

That's a lot of mental gymnastics to try and justify shit tier units of measurement

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

We do use the metric system, you dumbass.

Just not for everything.

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

can't remember 32 and 212

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Because the rest of the world is uncivilized?

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

incapable
unwilling

Ftfy

William Ramirez
William Ramirez

not using furlongs to measure how much oxen can plow in a day

Kayden James
Kayden James

No more brother wars.

David Smith
David Smith

I plowed 12 furlongs of ass last month.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

Although American system is retarded, the date problem can be solved by writing the word for month instead of the digit.
writing 19 Nov 2017 will at least decrease the confusion.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

I recall a Stephen Fry joking that Brits use Celsius for cold days and Fahrenheit for hot days.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Stephen fry is a pederastic kike

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

True. Isn't his bf like 30 years younger?

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

We refuse to fall in line like a bunch of witless Nazis!

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

It's to protect American industry and identity, stop trying to make mono culture I like our system just fine

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

For the life of me I can't see the wisdom of using Celsius for measuring ambient temperature.

0 degrees
A typical winter day if you live in a temperate climate.
100 degrees
A record breaking temperature unless you happen to live on the edge of an active volcano.

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

100 degrees
moderate temperature

lol

David Jones
David Jones

Go back and read that again, slowly.

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

metric is so easy a caveman can do it
no wonder refugees like it so much

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

france should be blue

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

Lol
I like this post

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

A scale from 0-100 makes more sense to a person, 0 = cold, 100 = hot. F > C.
You can't 3rd, 16th, or 32nd centimeters, imperial > metric.
There are more years than days in a month, and more days in a month than months. small#/larger#/largest# m/d/y > d/m/y

Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

k.
the thing is most obviously saying a hundred degrees is a moderate day. if you wanna argue that it's just a horribly designed chart, it could say 50 degrees is which also isn't a moderate temperature.

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

LMAO at eurotards who can't into fractional math.

Even our dope dealers can do fractions. Ask a eurotards to divide by anything other than 10 and he'll cry like a bitch.

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

No we also use metric system

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

I trust the map more than some random user, it's science man.

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

also got beat by fucking vietnamese farmers

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

Kek

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

Yeah, and that's the public one. If you follow me.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Who cares about that? Why do Europeeons drive on the wrong side of the road?

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

It is more practical because we've been raised on base ten. Base twelve might actually be more efficient though.

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Somethin about redheads with plump asses or fat tits that makes me want to demolish them

William Perry
William Perry

How old are you bro?

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

when certain quantities of cheese powder accumulate on the collective fingers and roll themselves into a dusty jewish cheese ball president. oh wait. nah nevermind. americans' idea of luxury in car design always falls short. For about 65 years now, countries have been trying to make luxury cars. and every generation, something always "JUST" falls short with the american ones. whether they blow on fire or are made out of dunkin donuts containers or if they have shag carpets and living room sofas in them, Americans have no clue what theyre doing. and theyre so work hungry and drunk off their asses too

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

I know right? They just awaken some sort of primal urge in my DNA to rape a Celtic woman

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

holy shit who irritating can you be

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

what's the correct side to drive on?

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

We use retarded nigger math, even our retarded niggers use it.

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

A mile is a big distance than an inch measurement should be big.
It's more logical than your communist measurements, make them all uniform.
Ridiculous, big distances deserve big numbers.
As far as the c date goes, the most important information that you need is the month. When someone asks you when something is happening in the year. Do you answer the 28th? Only if it is in the same month that you are currently in. Otherwise you describe the time by month. And then you tell them the day it will be on. And you should already know the year, making it the least important description that you need.
The rest of the world is just jelly of the superior methods we use.

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

how many quarts are in a furlong
gimme a one and four hundred and twenty seventh, two and two hundred and ninety secondths of an inch socket

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Only we do that actually

He's a cancerous boomer, clearly

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

the eu flag user should be shooted,searching any minor difference to make a point

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

making something difficult means it's good. You're worse than poo in loo apologists.

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

This, idk what it is but that’s a good insight

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

have to use decimals to tell the temperature outside

Fucking lmao

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

Europe is becoming a mutt continent faster than America did
this is despite the fact they could watch America become a mutt country and yet ignored such an obvious bellwether
"at least i have my base-10 measurements"

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

Fahrenheit doesn't give a shit about the properties of water. It's for weather, which has a much better scale than fucking celsius.

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Kinda funny how India has literally become a rare flag since memeflags were reinstated

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

The rest of the world is just jelly of the superior methods we use.
NASA would disagree with you.
If you need something measured, do it properly.

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

Americans are just naturally smarter and prefer a challenge. Eurodopes have to use an easy system for brainlets.

John Cox
John Cox

As a civil engineer, yes, metric is superior.

However, at this point we are too far gone to change from retard units.

That being said, number of countries using customary units, 1.
Number of countries on the moon, also one. Coincidence?

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

There are more years than days in a month
What? How many years are there in a month?

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

The laughter is hurting me

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

The numbers are with you, I concede.

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Let's restructure that sentence.
what's the correct side to drive on?
Well saying 'right' is another way to say correct, so let's replace 'correct' with 'right'.
what's the right side to drive on?
Oh look, we answered the question.

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

Sup Forums has lost as step

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

/thread

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

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I live, work, and was born in the US, and I think metric is superior. Granted, I work in a chem lab, so I'm a bit biased on the topic. It's just easier for math.

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

Intentionally using measurements that are great for science and math but piss poor for quickly deriving useful and relatable measurements
b-but we operate on base 10. That makes it better or something

100F is hot, 0F is cold, 50F is somewhere in the middle
A foot is roughly the size of a foot
One pint of water is one pound
What about your measurement system?

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

incapable
We know both and use both interchangeably depending on the circumstance. It's kind of like of like how we force a large portion of the rest of the world to learn English due to how widespread U.S. influence is. Faggot.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

digits confirm

Julian Ortiz
Julian Ortiz

All unit systems are based on random bullshit, for instance, 0C is when pure water freezes at 1 atm, are you ever at exactly 1 atm with completely pure water? What if you live at a high altitude, what temp does water boil? The meter is based on the distance light travels in 1 / 299,792,458 seconds, do you have any way to measure that and verify the length of a meter? Is the length the same if your meter stick is moving?

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

One pint of water is one pound
One litre of water is a kilogram.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

dammit, then you go and back up Imperial as being roughly x.
Measurements should be precise, not lazily slapped together like two fatties in heat

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

Indians hate themselves and anywhere they go they are quick to shed their identity and obtain new ones.

It didn't help that even a good post was only responded with "poo in loo" but if they had thicker skins they'd continue to post better replies. The truth is that most Indians do not have anything valuable to contribute to a post.

The moment they join something en masse then it becomes (((Shit))) look at all the cricket blogs and websites. eg cricbuzz. Even Aussies have to run for their lives.

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

Norway rich af
Sweden can't even beat fucking Montana

Diversity is strength, everyone

Landon Powell
Landon Powell

Why are Americans incapable of using metric like the rest of the world?
Because we are backward as fuck and totally retarded. We do use metric, however it is used in technical applications like science. Doctors and lab workers etc.

The imperial system is for plebs. It is only used by dumb people who don't know better. I know better, but deal with it because I have no choice. I work construction as skilled labor, and 99% of my blueprints are this travesty of a fucking measuring system.

Inches are divided into 16ths
Feet are divided into 12 inches
Miles are 5240 feet

None of it makes sense, and lets not get into weights and volumes.

However, there are also people so retarded to weight themselves in "stones".

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

Trivia: In Hungary, the yyyy/mm/dd format is the one being used.

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

OP confirmed for knowing nothing about geometry, navigation, time and mathematics in general

Stick to writing boobies on your HP calc, m8

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

The richest man in Sweden is only ranked #43 on the list of richest people in the world.
Swedecucks BTFO.

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Chemists use metric. Mechanical and electrical engineers use imperial. It's why a CNC machine bed's resolution is measured in 0.25 mils and a typical proto-board hobbyists use have holes drilled 0.1" apart.

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

holohoax reference
You fell for the programming, huh?

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Have you got the 9/11 edit with the month/day/year thing as an aeroplane?

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

0 degrees is literally you're finna die. 50 degrees is cold. 100 is holy fuck if it gets any hotter im gonna die.

great system you fucking retards

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

Cool, didn't know that. It's the same in Japan too.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

pinocio tier

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

Oops I think you made a typo
Green: countries that have never been to the moon
Blue: countries that have been to the moon

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

Mechanical and electrical engineers use imperial
I've been going to a trade school for elec. engineering, and I've noticed this. Why is that the case?

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

We've been the frontrunners of modern technology since the founding of our country, and we use a hard mode system of measurements. Can Eurocucks even compete?

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

Ignore this self hating cuck. He is a sad little bitch and is no American.

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

Aussies are autismos who bring out probe thermometers to gauge the weather
Never leaving the house without their trusty measuring stick to accurately determine length

I walked 7 feet to my door and it felt cold so I assumed it was roughly 30F outside
I bet you have a pretty good idea how far I walked and how cold it is at a glance

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

lost

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

I think you made a typo
Allegedly been to the moon

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

:DD amerilards mad

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

China, too.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Canadians are apparently incapable of surviving normal outdoor temperatures
Probably doesn't even know what 100F feels like because he thinks its like his arbitrarily retarded 39C

The important thing is that you found a way to feel superior about being inefficient

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

this

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

little-endian dates
you should unironically suck on a blowtorch

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

I thought I'd like the metric system more after moving to Europe. But no.

Stack a mm/cm/m on top of each other and then stack in/ft/yd and you tell me which set of units is better.

Forced your units to increase exponentially in fucking retarded.

The red pill on measurements is that the standard system was created by tradesmen who needed practical unit to build shit like houses and roads and whatever else, and the metric system was created by a bunch of autistic numale french scientists during the enlightenment who just wanted mathematical consistency.

Which brings me to the next point:
muh conversion

If you can't convert base 12 rather than base 10 then you're a fucking moron. Anyway, when was the last time you were sitting around wondering how many centimeters you just drove?

Europeans need to convert to the superior standard system.

James Myers
James Myers

measuring stick
It's called a tape measure, and any sensible person has one in their vicinity most of the time.
7 feet
Big feet? Little feet? Petite feet in eggs?
Was it 7 foot and 2 58ths of an inch?
You're the cunt trying to measure walking to a door, mate.
Trying to log it in you're fitbit on your chubby wrist?

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

It's me an idiot!
Fraction or numbers are the same stuff, instead of use 4 digits you can use 2.
Why burger don't learn math at school?

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

Still better than mm/dd/yyyy.

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

You can't 3rd, 16th, or 32nd centimeters, imperial > metric.

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Because when you boil it down, it's the system Americans are used to, so ANSI uses imperial as the standard, and the IEEE and ASME adopt ANSI standards. Chemists aren't a part of ANSI, and AIChE and IChemE use metric.

Besides, only retarded niggers get their nipples in a twist over what measurement systems other countries use.

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

Being this dumb lmao

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

Pls have a dick

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

ummm... yeaa.. you're picking fight with the aussies mate, i think you dun goofed.

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

i actually couldn't even imagine being as retarded as you, oh my god

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

do you want a big fat turd shoved up your mouth or up your nose
both you get shit

James Wilson
James Wilson

Makes sense, actually. I pretty much just use whatever's required for the task at hand. If I'm retiling my floor, I use imperial, but when I'm at work, it's mostly metric.
When I'm buying milk, I'm not thinking to myself "Holy fuck, I need 7.57L of milk", but when I'm measuring out how much 2,4-Dimethylpentane, it's obviously going to be metric.

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

but they really nailed it describing how one is supposed to divide a meter into thirds. all you faggots use fractions eventually anyway. so go suck a dick.

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

i dont think metric system is better for temperatures because ultimately it doesnt fucking matter the one we grew up with just becomes dead set in our minds so fuck off pls

if you think "0 is really cold, 50 is somewhere in between and 100 is hot" is a justification for how good imperial is, you're a fucking retard.

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

its the glorious imperial system from British empire. Cuz we wuz britosh an shieet

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

Piss off, memeflag.
A meter is 100 cm, so simple maths would be 33.33cm is a third of a meter.
You can actually use decimals in metric

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

Is this a bait question???

I think you are projecting.

Educated Americans use BOTH types.

But

We prefer OUR system because the rest of the world uses metric.

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

We prefer OUR system because the rest of the world uses metric.
And unless you want to flip a tape measure upside down and start reading labels a lot more closely, you're gonna be using Imperial more often.
Unless you're a left-handed user, in which case you're most likely also a metric tape measure reader, or you're a lot better at reading numbers upside down.

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

i have no idea why senpai, we're an embarrassment to the scientific community desu

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

Exactly: it's not remotely difficult to use two systems of measurement if you don't have a room-temperature intellect. IEEE standards are an amalgam of imperial and metric already: most electrical units of measurement are SI-derived while physical standards are 0.1" for DIP/through-hole and SMT packages have gotten down to 5 x 10 mils.

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

incapable
The only advantage of metric is that it does unit conversions for you because you're too stupid to do them yourselves.

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

we're an embarrassment to the scientific community desu
Only normalfags use one measurement system. All scientists use a hybrid of imperial and metric in the US, because we conform to the international standard of measurement in science.

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

One extreme to the other. 0 is really cold and 100 is really hot, but both are doable for a short amount of time. That way we get lots of numbers to use in-between, such as 65 or 81. In metric, this same range is -18 to 38, with only 56 figures to work with. Nobody wants to use decimals when telling the temperature.

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

Dumb fuck the imperial system is perfect for construction and machining.

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

Hey John, how long is that board?" "Oh, its thirty-three point thirty-three centimeters"
"Hey John, how long is that board?" "Oh, its one foot long."
You decide.

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

The Virgin Foot
The Chadimeter

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

33.33cm is not a third of a meter you fucking retard.

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

You can actually use decimals in metric
he doesn't know about mils

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

comparing meters to feet instead of yards
Why are metricfags so stupid?

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylonian_mathematics

base 60 (((Sexagesimal))) is forbidden ancient knowledge
it predates da joos who used their fingers

America will never submit

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

1 meter = 1.09361 yards
1 meter = 3.28084 feet
I like the number 3 better, fuck you.

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

What are you talking about studies have shown less accidents happen in left driving countries than right driving ones

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

A meter is ~39.3 inches.

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

The finest of conversions.
Almost as good as 1 USD = 22712.50 Vietnamese Dongs
That's a whole lotta dongs.

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

a foot is 30 centimeters, when measuring something like a board, you're going to want something precise and accurate, not rough whatever measurements.
Millimeters? Milliliters?
A third of one hundred is 33.333333etc

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

So why do you like metric, where nothing is divisible by 3? In particular:
1 yard = 3 feet

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

You like the number 3, faggot. That's 3*10 + 3*3 + 3/10. That's alotta threes for you.

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

I "like" metric because I use it at work.

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

Please show me on your meter stick where the 33.333333etc. mark is. Then I'll show you where the 1/3 yard mark is on a yard stick (or the 1/3 foot mark is on a ruler). 33.33cm is not 1/3 of a meter, so why did you say it is?

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

The metric system was pulled out of someones ass. The metric fad, will end soon.

James Lopez
James Lopez

I was just cracking a joke, but yeah, the meter to inches conversion's full of threes, which is pretty nice. I mainly like threes because it's just so pretty to look at three of something. There's one in the "middle" if on a Cartesian plane, it's the minimum number of points required to make an angle (aside from 0 degrees, obviously), it's a triangle, etc.
Three's just a great number.

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

Hahahahaha, Imperial Standard is more precise (especially when calibrating tooling) than metric.

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

So your justification for not liking Imperial doesn't apply when applied directly to metric. Got it.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

not liking Imperial
I never said that.
I think metric's better for science (I'm a chemist, so I need to use international standards), but for a lot of things I find imperial to be better.
See

Dominic Clark
Dominic Clark

What the fuck is a meter stick? I mostly measure by laser or tape measure.

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

it would be 333.3mm,
Where's the 58th of an inch on a yardstick?

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

Three people check into a hotel room. The clerk says the bill is $30, so each guest pays $10. Later the clerk realizes the bill should only be $25. To rectify this, he gives the bellhop $5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the bellhop realizes that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the bellhop decides to just give each guest $1 and keep $2 as a tip for himself. Each guest got $1 back, so now each guest only paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The bellhop has $2. And $27 + $2 = $29 so, if the guests originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

as a civil engineer
civil engineer
engineer
Being the dumbest version of engineer whose biggest problem is choosing between timed and sensored stop lights doesn't make you an authority on measurement systems.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

1/3 of base 10 is .3333.....3333
thinks that is more precise than imperial
doesn't know imperial is also measured in mils

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

Fahrenheit is for humans
Celsius is for water.

Imperial is for humans.
Metric is for French retards.

The entire existence of the metric system is because some buttmad contrarian frog wanted his own measurement system.

Metric system is complete pseudoscience that is constantly revisioned and redefined.

Frenchies forever BTFO because English went to the moon. Enjoy your dying language and country thanks to Islam. You deserve your fate.

France also created the feminism movement and by extension SJWs. They are degenerate losers.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

t. 56% mutt

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

doesn't know what mils are
comes from nation that was owned by the initial users of imperial
still thinks he is smart enough to bash the superior system

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

Your math's off, Tyrone.

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

You need to go back to school.

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

We can use metric. We just use imperial out of spite.

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

He thinks NASA does things in real life

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

333.3mm = 33.33cm dumbass. That's still not 1/3 of a meter like you claimed, faggot. Stop dodging the question.

There are more divisors of 12 and 16 than there are of 10, and there are more divisors of 60 than there are of 100. The only advantage of a system where everything is divisible by 10 is that is converts units for people or have such tiny brains that they think 33.33 = (1/3)100 instead of them having to do the conversions themselves.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

he thinks NASA is anything more than a Bogdanoff black-book slush fund

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

Damn Imperial is inefficient.
Hand it to Amerimutts to stick with inferior measurements out of sheer laziness

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

This!

I used to run a Weeke CNC years ago and it pissed me off to no end having to fix the program's engineers wrote. Engineers as a whole are not good at doing things practically, their realm is always "in theory".

There is a reason for the joke about God being a civil engineer.

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

t. literal who with no ethnic language or identity

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

Show me where the 1/3 meter mark is on your tape measure then. Or the unit of measurement that your laser returns as 1/3 of a meter.

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

It was actually based on the temperature of a really cold day and the temperature of the inside of his wife.

William Torres
William Torres

It's funny that The meme pic I posted prove your pic wrong.

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

Only a filthy walloon would write something so retarded.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

This is the most bitch thing I've ever heard. You must be a chick.
Scientists/engineers: we'll use a sensible base 100 grade for our work that is based by the physical phase-shift properties of this particular substance.
OP: this Grade tells me what clothes to wear when I go outside. 75 today? Oh, I get to wear that cute little crop top.

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

really hot outside
fucking idiot
Celsius is based on science

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

But why this desire to divide things in threes?
The practicality of imperial is limited to the base units.
Dividing 1.2 metres into threes is a helluva lot easier than dividing 1 feet and two inches into threes.

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

Its not complicated if you really want to know. The US became big enough at the time that it was being adopted to not care. Denmark would be fucked if it had our measurements, likewise many other countries. So they changed. We didn't have to. And in some ways neither did the UK. Jeremy Clarkson and crew always seemed more comfortable talking about driving distance in miles on Top Gear. The UK didn't have to change either in that regard at least too much. It has nothing to do with European snobbery at all.....

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

So is Fahrenheit you fucking idiot.

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

That's not refuting anything, you're just calling a person a fucking idiot.

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

Fahrenheit is literally based off water the same way Celsius is you dumbfuck.Just differently. 0 degrees Fahrenheit is the temperature that a saturated salt water or brine mixture freezes. Jesus Christ.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

and his best estimate of the average human body temperature
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit
that`s the dumbest shit ive ever read
yeah, science

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

0 water freezes
100 water boils.

Makes a lot of sense.

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

you dont even use toilets so stay out of this

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

Delisle > Farenheit > Celsius

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

roughly the size of a foot

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

I'd brather use Kelvin.

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

But it is

Nathaniel Evans
Nathaniel Evans

oh no a measurement system for human bodytemperature

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

It's really hard to defend imperial. It sounds like something a a amazon tribe would think of.

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

dodging the question again
I know you're not him, but he claimed something objectively false and refuses to admit it.

Now, onto your point. Imperial units, in general, have more divisors (not just 3...) than their metric counterparts. This makes them much more practical in real world situations where you have to divide up anything into equal quantities. The practicality of metric in these situations is subject to the same flaws, but they have none of the benefits.

On the other hand, the benefits of metric are "I can't convert units unless all that entails is moving a decimal point."

Thomas Gutierrez
Thomas Gutierrez

toilets waste good fertilizer and fuel
the city should be paying you for poo
one poo makes enough RNG to drive to work

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

Wrong.

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

goblins literally can not count

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

these maths are too hard!
Imagine being so retarded you couldn't do these simple conversions and had to bitch about it instead

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

You fucking retard. Learn to fucking read pinhead. You're only talking about freezing. No one gives a shit about the boiling point of water when giving weather temperature, hence Fahrenheit is not interested in the properties of water, just weather. Making it the superior measure for WEATHER. We're not in a fucking lab, making conversions, trying to solve for fucking X, or studying the temperature of stars.

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

You're the one too stupid to divide a number by anything other than 10.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

The divisor thing is really the only thing it's got going for it. Likewise, in math nobody uses a 'metric' angle measurement system, and I highly doubt that'll change anytime soon. Otherwise Imperial does seem screwed long term.

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

metric: used by scientists around the world including USA

Imperal: used by construction workers, drug dealers and boomers

Hummm

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

Honestly, use what you like. Each system has its flaws and you get used to them because that’s what you grow up with.
I’ve never stared catatonically at a piece of wood that needed to be divided into threes because I spaz out about a third of a millimetre. For day to day things or hobbyist carpentry a fraction of a millimetre is not going to make a difference.
Realistically you just measure the required length and saw off that length.

Juan Price
Juan Price

Each system has its pros and cons and has a place.

no need for there to be one dominant standard

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

been to the Moon
lost the tehnologie
probably because noboy can read old blueprints with imperial system scaling
who's foot did we use to measure rockets with?
Sheeeeet

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

the one without poo on it

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

amurica bes country!1!!!11!

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

Nope. Straight from the Wikipedia page it states 0 degrees is a solution of saturated saltwater. Its based off of that. Also I go no (you)s from either of you which is weird. Took me awhile to notice.

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

No offense but weather is only indirectly relevant.

Fahrenheit was specifically invented for human health.

Around 0 your body starts failing
Around 100 your body starts failing

Why do you think if you get a fever around 100F your internal body starts failing?

Celsius is worthless once you step outside pure water at atmospheric sea level. It's only useful for boiling water or making ice.

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Imagine being so retarded you have to complain about a foreign scale instead of learning basic math

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

Your premise is wrong.

It doesn't matter the method used. You still fail to understand the purpose of Fahrenheit.

Joshua James
Joshua James

100F
Moderate Temperature
Have you actually been outside when it was this hot?

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

Explain it to me then. Maybe I didn't read all your posts or you did a shit job explaining your point earlier. I'd brather use Kelvin btw.

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

Middle eastern
Did internship in an oil company in the desert
Really cold at nights
One night temperature reached 10 C (50 F)
Legit thought I am going to die and started praying to God

I don't know how you American and European bros can handle this. I much prefer living in 50 C (122 F).

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

I think i just lost IQ reading this

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

caring what europoors think

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Only burgers would be so proud of their ability to manipulate obscure numbers that they would prefer to use a cumbersome system of units. Is your intelligence so low that this is an achievement for you?
Meanwhile, the rest of the world has moved on in order to spend more time on problems worthy of our brainpower.

Your body starts failing a lot sooner than 0F (you're only off by around 95 degrees). Celsius is just as useful for this, with your health deteriorating at 35-40C.

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

The fact that you're American and don't understand what Fahrenheit is shows you're an indoctrinated mind slave.

Maybe its your parents fault. Maybe you're all just dumb.

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

this. Celsius is based on science, Fahrenheit on "feelings"
the average Nigger body temperature
it`s like saying "OH man, it`s Eskimo-cold outside today" or "Nigger-hot"

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

Sounds like it's useful for countries with third world healthcare.

Here in Canada we care more about making ice and boiling water.

John Adams
John Adams

Africans continue to drink parasite infested stagnant water instead of digging a well because they are naturally smarter and prefer a challenge

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

AROUND you illiterate abbo.

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

So you can't explain nufin.

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

foreign
you burgers are seriously unpredictable with responses

James Reyes
James Reyes

objectively false
Ok then mate, how is a third of 10 not 3.3recurring?

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

Imperial: Used by the only country to put a man on the Moon and win every World War.
Metric: Used by countries jealous of the only country to put a man on the Moon and win every World War so they can pretend to be better than that country

Hummm

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

t. pseudointellectual

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

man on the Moon
NASA uses Metric buddy old guy old pal

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

you do realize hours come before days not after years?

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

Why should I repeat myself when you can just read the thread? Or all of my posts? They didn't magically disappear.

I'm not interested in teaching someone who's not even at basic reading comprehension level.

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

I'm all about my freedom units, but the trolls on the imperial 'side' in this thread are cancer.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

he's going full burger

spelling mistake
abbo
burger thinks hes one

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

Don't you mean you guys entered the war after everyone else did all the heavy lifting?

Since then you keep getting btfo'd by shitty countries like Vietnam and places in the middle East.

You did get man on the moon though so I'll give you that.

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

Its all to do with varying international standards. You should learn to use metric out of good practice.

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

Not wanting to convert all 1St world countries to SI units than the two mediocre tier systems

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

t. illiterate subhuman who can't understand the word "around" nor distinguish between internal and ambient body temperature

John Fisher
John Fisher

given up trying
you sure good at giving up... I'll give you fat fucks that.

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

They jumped in to finish off weakened opposition, really makes them proud to kick people when their down.
Then brag about it for the next hundred years.

John Clark
John Clark

What? At zero it could start snowing (if there'a is humidity in the air) and at 39-45 It's hot af

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

33,33cm
33.3333333etc.
333.3
3.3recurring
It's funny that you can't make up your mind and it's telling that every time you are confronted with "33.33cm is 1/3 of a meter" is false, you have to come up with a different, non equivalent, statement to claim you were right. What's REALLY telling is that you are such a metric pea brain that you don't understand how 33.33 and 1/3 are different and how decimals are a shitty way of expressing rational numbers.

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

great argument, retard

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

A few issues with metric that usually gets ignored:

1) Base units often have to be combined with kilo- or milli- to be useful. This means you have lots of similar sounding units (millimetre, millilitre, kilogram, kilometer)

2) Forcing things to base 10 makes the units either a bit too big or bit too small to be useful. Especially with SI, which forces you to use base 1,000. E.g. measuring out individual grams is inconvenient compared to measuring ounces in cooking, etc.

3) The names of the units + prefixes are long and annoying to say in everyday speech - centimetre, kilometer, milliliter, kilogram vs. inch, mile, ounce, pound.

3) People often use the example of SI being used in science, therefore its better as a reason to use it. However, in more advanced science you often have to use different measurement systems - e.g. astronomical units for long distances, natural units for dealing with particle physics.

5) I have never had a practical reason (other than at school) to convert miles into feet or yards. Therefore, the conversion factor is irrelevant for most people.

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

learn

Calculators do that just fine.

Hand conversions from metric to imperial don't work in applied science.

Metric system is worthless to human beings. You could created a new measurement system based only off Inches or Feet and it would have the same value as metric.

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

33.33333333333333333333 IS 1/3 of a meter
just like PI is PI
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
how much digits do You need to make it perfect ?

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

Again, its based off a saturated salt water mixture. Celsius is based off normal water. Celsius also steps its units to make 100 degrees boiling water at sea level. Fahrenheit doesn't step its units with regard to a second standard. We should all use Kelvin. Basically Celsius plus 273.16. Its based of of the unit steps Celsius takes, but has 0 as absolute 0.

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

They use both, even today, but even more so when they put a man on the moon. Also, please point out how what you said proves
Imperial: Used by the only country to put a man on the Moon and win every World War.
wrong

Oh wait, you can't.

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

decimals are a shitty way of expressing rational numbers.
Mate, the only shitty way of expressing rational numbers is Imperial measurements.
The only reason the US hasn't adopted Metric is sheer laziness m80
Join the first world like the rest of us, upgrade your healthcare, upgrade your units, and upgrade your brains.

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

t. brainlet who can't realise that a body at 0F has well and truly shut down and frozen before that point, and clearly meant internal body temperature due to using a fever as an example
Stop trying to save face and accept the facts; an abo would be more intelligent than you.

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

How many times has Kelvin had to be redefined again? I bet you think Calculus is scientific as well.

Enjoy your arbitrary measurement system.

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

Who the fuck wants to eat a 112 gram burger fuck off Euro fag we saved your ass twice

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

You've enter the broken record phase of denial.

See

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

getting asses kicked without America
America jumps in and the course of history changes
twice
Yeah, that's what I meant. you're welcome. The best part is that this is coming from literal nobody countries.

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

tfw no one noticed my greentext story
feels bad man

For 1 and 3, we usually just say kilos for both weight and distance, and the listener interprets the meaning. The other daily measurement is liter. So it's not as complicated as you think.
As for point 2, I failed to understand what you're saying. I feel that both systems have equal accuracy for measuring small quantities.

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

Absolute 0 isn't arbitrary. The unit steps will always be.

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

Rankine is the superior temperature measurement anyway.

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

The dude is at trade school, not academic. He wont always have a table of conversions at hand with a calculator also.
Metric is worthless to humans beings.
Erm, k? using base 10 is easier for the majority of calculations. And the metric units are extremely well preserved.
That's why the UK uses imperial for a lot of everyday units. And metric for industry. Rest of world on suicide watch.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

When you are so retarded and insecure that you use uncertain expressions to hide your complete lack of intelligence

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

Anybody who doesn't know both Metric and Imperial is a brainlet

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

Why doesn't the rest of the worlds military compare to America's?
Why does half the world rely on America to exist?
I'm not even American, Continental wog scum just need some perspective.

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

So you're saying our bodies won't fail with hypothermia until our body temperature reaches 0?

You're doing the exact same b.s. the other retard did. Focusing on on side of the scale and ignoring the other. We're sticking with Fahranheit for weather because using Celsius is stupid. The range is terrible.

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

If you're doing anything worthwhile with numbers, it's all about that Metric system.
Any Imperial thrown in is for the average Amerimutt to feel like they can comprehend what's going on.
The only things still measured in metric are dick length, you'll always have that to sit on m8

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

He wont always have a table of conversions at hand with a calculator also.
What is a phone?

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

The only reason why Norway is rich is because they have a shitton of oil. Otherwise they could only export fish. That diagram doesn't take into account what the general price levels are, see pic. The Norwegian economy is literally Dubai-tier.

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

not an argument

You're an a-typical pseudointellectual that resorts to non-arguments and falls on semantics until a desired satisfaction.

Painfully transparent.

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

Phone runs out of battery.
Hmm. Almost as if its better to learn things instead of reading them off your jewcube 24/7

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

been to the moon
because of sheltered german nazi scientists
who use the metric system

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

claims the only advantage Imperial system has is the divisor argument
spends entire thread arguing that Fahrenheit is better than Celsius based on his feelings
claims people who are on his side but have different arguments are "cancer"
doesn't kill himself
Literally kill yourself

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

same temperature of a freezer
fairly cold
fairly
wew lad

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

Why did Eurocucks hand over their freedom to a German communist that is having them ethnically cleansed by Arabs and Africans?

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

You're projecting false scenarios.

I gave you the literal reasons for the existence of Fahrenheit.

At around 0F or 100F ambient temperature your body will start failing.

At around 100F internal temperature your body will start to fail.

Obviously all people are not the same and temperatures varies between 5-10 degrees. Its still a good rule of thumb.

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

no substantial arguments
posts
The only things still measured in metric are dick length, you'll always have that to sit on m8
I guess you're done here.

William Jones
William Jones

If you recall:
You were the first one to fall onto a non-argument, so not only are you retarded, but you're also either a hypocrite or an amnesiac.

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

you haven't posted a valid argument in this thread only the world revolves around you
burger

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

it's because the usa and bongland weren't conquered by napoleon. metric was invented by the french and enforced on everyone they defeated.

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

t. """""country""""" that has never put a man on the moon
Also, they used plenty of Imperial, fag ;^)

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

Loses war to rice farmers
Goes to moon at same time

Sufferes worst economic depression in a century
Fights 2 wars at the same time on the opposite side of the planet

So this is the power of the American.

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

no substantial arguments
I was waiting for you to make an argument that wasn't fetishising thirds like that undoes the rest of your shitty measurements.
I guess you're done here.
Can't handle a jab? Where do you think we are?

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

implying it doesn't.

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

You have no grasp on hypocrisy. Please stop.

Your reading comprehension isn't high enough so you demand people speak plainly and precisely. You lack the ability to perform deductive reasoning. You can't possible grasp even basic forms of hypocrisy.

Keep peddling semantics. Although you probably can't grasp that word either.

not an argument

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

muhh MOOON
muhhh S-P-A-C-E
Top kek

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

Hi there bartender may I please have a 500ml glass of this guest ale please?
Just off to the shops to buy 450 grams of butter darling.

Yes boss, we used 43/77th of Brian's foot in order to measure the length of the pistons connecting rod.

Why doesn't the rest of the world just take the best of both like us? Once again the only country to ever do anything right...

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

this.....again?!?!?

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

Amerimutts are moon niggers

Leo Price
Leo Price

I like how when you ask si-tards how they estimate distance when they don't have any measuring tools they go "uhh a meter is about a big step" which is basically admitting why feet and yards exist.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

True. They also tried metric time, weeks and months. Had It all worked out and everything. Metric still doesn't make sense to change to in angular measurements or time in general. No need in time measurements really, and the divisor factor in that area of math is simply too convenient to lose.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

500ml glass
Nobody says that
Half liter or Schopp

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

indoctrinated mind slave
As far as I know getting angry or frustrated when somebody suggests something contrary to your indoctrination is a sign of being such a puppet. The way you're replying to him fits the description.

John Wood
John Wood

You're all right, bong. Not American, but tolerable. Better than those across that little river or whatever. You ain't all bad.

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Please stop using words that you (quite ironically) don't know the meaning of.
Semantics:
The branch of linguistics and logic concerned with meaning. The two main areas are logical semantics, concerned with matters such as sense and reference and presupposition and implication, and lexical semantics, concerned with the analysis of word meanings and relations between them.
Considering that you were the one losing your mind with the semantics of the word "around", I'm still unsure of if you are a hypocrite or an amnesiac.

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

Why americans are such kids?

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

I was waiting for you to make an argument that wasn't fetishising thirds like that undoes the rest of your shitty measurements.
No, you were ignoring how wrong you were about stuff had nothing to do with the number 3. Now you're pretending that that somehow undermines completely unrelated points. Good job.
Can't handle a jab? Where do you think we are?
You realize your "jab" was either a Freudian slip, or makes no sense, right?

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

implying

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

Hello there bartender may I please have a half litre glass off this guest ale please
HAHA he made it worse! Continental fags absolutely btfo

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

Don't worry about it, you're not the only victim.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

semantics intensifies

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

1/3 = 0.333
deal with it

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

ANSI + BSI > retard continental mongs eating fucking melons for breakfast

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

Not knowing that jab clearly refers to an argument or banter

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

You suck at math because you're a retard engineer or chemist, deal with it.

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

Not the point, dumbass.
In metric, when you are asked to calculate the amount of oil needed to boil 1L of water, the answer is calculateable.
If you are asked that in the imperial system, the reasonable answer would be "Fuck you"

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

You suck at math
Coming from the guy who measures in foot fetish

James Lewis
James Lewis

and that was just your mom...

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

not realizing that what he obviously meant to type "Imperial" instead of "metric" in his """"""""""jab"""""""""" and then submitting a post showing how retarded you are for not understanding that.

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

Metric beeing revisioned to only depend on universal constants

Muh foot

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

tfw I can't buy a fifth of scotch anymore and can only buy gay 750 mL bottles with the queen's cuckstamp on it

tfw I have to convert back and forth from proof and "% alcohol by volume" because muh units of peace

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

Damn, I did fuck that up.
My bad.

David Rivera
David Rivera

Why are Finns so irrelevant?

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Don't hate just because
we can divide by 4 lel.

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

Daily reminder that Richard Spencer would want Europe to use the metric system because he's a pan-European and it removes "problematic" cultural barriers

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

Burma went to the moon?

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

-40°C = -40°F
you're trying to cheat us with your metric bullshit.

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

No, you're thinking of Myanmar or Liberia.

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

base entire measurement off foot
millifoot
centifoot
kilofoot

wow its fucking nothing

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

he fell for zog renaming of burma to myanmar
myanmar IS burma smdh

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

Part of the joke guy. Part of the joke.

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

when half of your country's population works with rope for a living and ends up creating a makeshift unit of measurement called a "spread" that measures from one enclosed fist to another, so as to measure how much rope you've just wound up
when the reporting of the length of said rope is multitudes more accurate than it was before, because one need not have commoners work with numbers and conversions
instead just have nerds get data on how many "spreads" of rope people report on a daily basis and have them convert it more accurately

metric users would call this "unreliable" and "dumb"

fuck off shengens

Eli Reed
Eli Reed

explaining your shitty jokes like they're hard to get
eat cyanide

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

Its 27 minus 2 = $25.00. Bank tellers can do this all day but math geeks get confused by the way you tell it.

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

inb4 people have different wingspans lmao
a standard required height for a job is a lot easier to implement than arithmetic courses to prevent misplaced decimals

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

2017/11/19 is the only correct format.

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

Bretty damn drunk so I wouldn't expect my best content. I love you btw.

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

fucking savage, topkek

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

1/3 isn't 33.3

Does your feet measure micrometers?

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

Problem is days, months and years are this way because of astronomy. At best, days can be divided in a more sane way.

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Year first makes a great deal of sense filing wise

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

I'm drunk too, my man. Forgive my whatever.

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

You can convert, yes. I'm sure you can measure micropenises as your doctor has many times before.

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Still won't use values that are constant throughout the universe, like the speed of light or atoms half life

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

Thank you for admitting defeat, you can go back to killing yourself

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

I use dick as the standard of measurement. For example my hands are 1/2 dick. Legs 2 dick. My bed size 6 dick.

It's really practical.

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

Won't work regardless because the way the planets orbit is not symmetrical and seismic activity has been argued to affect rotation.

The only intelligent system humans ever invented thus far was binary. Even if we based time on binary cycles it still won't change the fact that Earth's orbit and rotation is a chaotic variable.

Maybe once we understand "dark matter" we can create meaningful and universal forms of measurement.

Although I'd prefer measurement systems for human needs not degenerated into universal measurements.

People need to fuck off dehumanizing everything.

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Italians have bigger cocks than Americans.
Go ahead, have a gander at his yardstick

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Irrelevant. Foot is a standardized measurement for human needs.

Measurements for speed of light or atom half-life cannot be universalized. They require their own contextual form of measurement.

Metric will forever be arbitrary to human needs.

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

Measurements for speed of light or atom half-life cannot be universalized

That's why there is math that makes sure you don't need measurements to start with to define all physical units.

Also we use lasers to detect literal variations of space time the size of protons, it's not so difficult to measure a metre.

Meanwhile you have a measure that's "about" a human foot. A human foot is "about" 20 cm.

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

Mfw all cock comparison threads are in imperial and I've no clue if I'm a manlet or not

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

Sucks man, in Straya we only use feet and inches for peoples height and cock length.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Fucking saved, notice all the non-best countries are crying.