Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

oh its you again.

At first glance I saw a bunch of capitalized words and thought it was gonna be pretty good, but overall it just felt weak. apply yourself/10

>being this new
kill yourself faggot

>we'd send the niggers and other mongel races first
wouldn't that leave oslo empty?

>RELEASE THE KRAKENES

(You)

we can just borrow your hordes of somalians from Helsinki

Fucking hell, not this thread again
You're just making us norwegians look fucking retarded

>Norway

Its just like the sandniggers. Bomb their oil wells and they are left with fucking nothing but ice and fishing nets kek.

This is outdated, you are missing the skjold class, they have been driving passed my porch many times. Kinda weird to see them this far in

no my bad, I just didn't see them

Yeah let's bomb em back to the 60's

You are making us look dumb. Just stop.

bomb what? my boat house? my field? my outhouse... nooo not my outhouse

I guess you can bomb oslo or something, but I don't think anyone would care tbqh

>once our airforce and navy
We have something like 30 fighter jets in total. The Americans could just allow us to run out of missiles and the war would end without them doing anything.

If we're comparing charts with boats on them

Sheeeeeit! I gots 8,500 rounds of .22lr ready to roll son. Come at me!

Can't you just conquer Russia instead?

we can sink that meme navy of yours in 15 mins tops

Despite OP's faggotry, at least Norway has a decent size navy relative to population size (1.7% of the US).

Why do you have Novorossiya flag?

where are the longships?

>.22
Which is useful to kill birds and tiny animals?

Only outside of tourist season.

Oddly enough, the US has planes too.

>No carriers

Kek indeed OP, start making some of them.

And pop cans, duh.

That's a fucking badass vessel, very 40k

Fuck.

We don't have enough planes to fill up a carrier.

n-no u

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Your entire fleet is the size of one American carrier strike group.

Sage.

honestly your navy is a meme compared to this one

What's that weird inclined plane on the front of your aircraft carrier?

Not if you consider that your population is 30 times larger than ours. You should have a 30 times larger navy, but it is perhaps only twice as large.

Great! More space for your payloads. XD

It's probably one of those post-soviet carriers.

pretty badass navy desu. that must be how you deliver all the ikea stuff huh/

Yeah, it would be pretty comfy.
No, the Svens deliver that stuff. Pic related.

We could all kill 5 million of you in a matter of days but would rather toy with you first.
Enjoy your refugees.

>Norway is 1.7% of the US
Why do people consider you a real country?

The Swedish navy is pretty laughable if you look closer to that picture.

Yeah lots of salvage/defensive ships...but a fuck rin of those attack boats...could you take them?

aside from those sailboats of yours, those Visby Class Corvettes look very similar to our Independence Class ships.

Because we have the 27th largest military budget in the world.

Honestly I thought it would be bigger. This must be missing vessels.

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The total should be 461

>having an outhouse
>no indoor plumbing
hahahaha yokel fuck

That's a nice load of boats you've got there, Ameribro

honourable desu

the correct answer was A FUCKING RAMP

Was it a Turk that made this copypasta?

We're gonna turn Premium Sweden into just Sweden 2
Get ready to get enriched by your new neighbor, Achmed Stenhord

no u

Most likely. They just want to flame the US without getting called out for it.

audibly kek'd

Bring it pussies

Norway and Sweden also need a "ITS OKAY TO BE WHITE" mass flyer posting in your weird language

It is. There's over 430 ships in the US Navy, over 3,700 aircraft, and over 324,000 active personnel. Our Navy's air force alone is larger and more powerful than most countries' air force.

>matter of days
Minutes.

I think your slide thread is lovely but next time post a map and use the word "ethnostate".

You and others like you are doing Jesus' work disabling Sup Forums and fighting the good SJW fight.

Why?