Onion juice triples testosterone levels!!!

Polish every day food found to be the cure!

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Onions make you cry
Crying is gay
Therefore onions are gay

true if big

thank u pole bro. For all olthers entering the thread,olive oil, pumpkin seeds are also good at increasing testosterone.

that would explain a lot

I got a pizza from Papa John's today and it has onions. Does that count?

I'm studying how to be a nazi.

I rubbed onion juice on my bald spot for a year straight and my hair started to regrow. Not even memeing.

Weak reddit tier trolling.

Stop posting this shit.. it's not true sage and ban

fuck off with this repost

its even got the same replies

who the fuck is gonna buy onion juice?

Not an argument.

What happens when you start sweating this stuff out?

You mean water?
Juice doesn't magically finds itself in your sweat ducts.

It smells pleasant and fragrant. You'll smell it in your urine when you use a urinal as well.

t. eat soup made mainly from cabbage and onions most days

Onions are fucking disgusting just don't be a pussy and get some steroids

I hate onions, expect when they are raw fresh cut
Any onions that are cooked I just can't stand eating

I would.

in onion we trust

>I hate onions
Good. Hate leads to the dark side and we all know that in real life the dark side is always stronger.

I have never had onion juice but it sounds disgusting. It's like drinking armpit sweat.

Isn't more easier eating an onion

Real drugs never taste good.

Indeed master
*puts one breathing mask*

Onions turn you into stronk leader.

kek

>It's like drinking armpit sweat.
that's why you do onion juice enemas. it gets absorbed better and you don't have to worry about bad breath and burping.

Never had any problems after eating onions. Brush your teeth after eating and take a shower once a day and you will be fine.

>Brush your teeth
>take a shower once a day
>poland flag

Poles are so inherently clean other countries hire them to keep the bathrooms in tip top shape.

in RODENTS. OK??

Show me the study that says it triples test in HUMANS.

>in RODENTS. OK??
Just like every other live study in existence?

Just eat an onion like you do an apple. Don't be a faggot and buy fancy juice in a can.

no. abandon papa johns, they said they dont want white nationalists to buy their pizza.

Honestly being a soy boy is comfy

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I'm not WN tho. I merely indicated in the additional order instructions to not forget about the six million Jews who suffeed and died in the Holocaust.

This fag shit again
Put the onions on your anus

celery seeds too bro trust me.

Google "celery seeds erection" and look at the people going crazy on forums like thundersplace

Eat them before going on a night out and be a sex machine

onion and garlic legitimately boost testosterone.

I ain't sippin that shit nigga

That looks like a glass full of cum.

>stay single forever with this one WEIRD trick!

It actually ain't bad. You can get used to it.

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So does cauliflower

Could it cause baldness? I'd like to try it but the thing that scares me about testosterone is going bald and having a hairy body.

They taste like shit unless you fry it a little bit golden on a pan.

It's better to put some Cabbage in a blender with some real fruit, like orange, or apples.

Mmm

Entire country of Poland eats onions every day bro and they aren't single.

Indians eat a lot of onions too and they're beta af.

>Google "celery seeds erection"
Pause and consider where your life has taken you, that you're composing sentences such as these

DHT causes baldness.

I brew my coffee with onion juice instead of water. Puts hair on the ol chest

>not using natural remedies to improve your life

>
>>Google "celery seeds erection"
>Pause and consider where your life has taken you, that you're composing sentences such as these
Kek

eating an onion isn't drinking onion juice

are you telling me you kielbasa niggers drink onion juice? post proofs, show me the gallon of it in your fridge

Poland does not have monopoly on onions my eastern snownigga. Onion is god tier for everything tho, there's literally no food that can't be improved with onion.

kek
very witty

>eating an onion isn't drinking onion juice
How?
Do you even Chemistry?

>there's literally no food that can't be improved with onion.
pussy

How about chocolate?

Even a bowl of onion slaw can be improved with more onion.

>soyboy buzzfeed faggots have 300ng/mL T levels
>tripling would bring them to 900ng/mL T
>900ng/mL T is ideal
You know, it might actually work

This. Those rat fuckers are basically family at this point.

you mean 10 million

sauteed onions are sweet, why wouldn't they go with chocolate?

Dice it and serve it with some nice eggs, a nice dash of olive oil and maybe some other spices,
UMA TESTOSTERONA

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/ourguy/ was right all along.

i should ask you the same thing, my friend

isn't 900 very high? isn't that bullshark levels?

I meant that Onions improve everything

There's no way I'm drinking onion juice.

I really hope you guys start chugging onion juice.

We're going to break the conditioning my friend. Bullsharks are going to be our gimps when we are done with these onions.

900 is where the chad T begins

1200 is the highest point on the normal scale afaik

Apples go well with onions in the blender.

Because you'd be eating chocolatey onions.

No you want it between 900 and 1200.

Apples, onions, and walnuts with rosemary and dried bread cubes makes a fantastic stuffing.

It's poison dont do it.

sounds delicious desu

Tell me more. Not that I'm a bald cuck but curious. Isn't hair loss tied to ball juice?

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Increasing my test just by reading that

Let's put an onion on Sup Forums flag.
Kekistani flag brings us much shame.

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I eat an onion everyday in my dinner. Does that have the same affect or does it have to be onion juice

Are red onions confirmed for being aryan food as well?

Is it raw?

i know, but here's my counterargument: pussy

pussy with a side of onion, pussy with onion slices falling out of it, pussy leaking onion juice, etc

my dad gets testosterone shots because he produces very little thanks to a TOOMA on his pituitary gland. once he gets his shots he had t levels comparable to that of a bullshark, which is the most aggressive predator on the planet. always got a good laugh out of that given who my dad is
>he spent his youth driving around with his friend beating and throwing boiling hot cups of tea on niggers

thanks for the chart my man

red onions are the gayest onions

Putting onion in your boxers and sleeping with it actually does make your penis bigger. It acts as a topical vaso dilator. I gained a quarter of an inch in length and girth after a week. Not sure if you can a whole lot more than that, as I stopped after a week. Onion in pants and all, ya know.

They are a mere garnish compared to the power of yellow onions, but better than nothing.

fpbp

>I'm studying how to be a nazi.
You are already doing shit wrong, is not bad to eat pizza, but you need to have a strict diet (/fit/ pill), by ingesting more onions I would argue it refers to something like the French onion soup. Also being a Nazi requires participation with your community by teaching them, try to make a small political group or something, but for that you need to read a lot, so you can help your "students" and not spread misinformation. We lead by example, so /lit/ pill, /fit/ pill, and red pills are a must. Hope that helps your studying

Onions are merely beating the gay out of you.

Lel

If onions make you cry you're obviously a victim of soy.

The fuck is onion juice?

>too pussy to eat a disgusting food
>"dont be a pussy and roid"

nah, cooked