Why aren't you a Police officer yet user? Don't you want to serve justice?

Why aren't you a Police officer yet user? Don't you want to serve justice?

No, I don't.

Fuck off weeb degenerate

That's what I'd do if I didn't keep getting (you)s.

Hello Leftypol

I thought you wanted me to go away
My point is that you should stop pinging me

So you don't deny it. What's the matter, don't want Sup Forumslocks joining the police force?

I never said that.

"report these threads" okay comrade

I'm as racist as they get, but I don't think I have it in me to kill a mentally ill black guy in front of his own mother.

You made a bad thread. It could have been good, but it wasn't.

>Making the world a safer place
>bad

Because intelligent people don't choose a career where they get shot at.

I am.

I'm really into detective movies and shit, but I think being a cop in real life would stress me out too much

>Italian courage
Good man

don't even have to be a police officer to serve justice

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Wouldn't have the confidence to do it. Even with a gun I doubt I'd be able to keep my cool with people getting in my face 24/7.

No guns and no niggers here. Only some in Dublin.
Comfy job and you get to the drugs offa kids which is a bonus.

I don't to serve and protect niggers.

would probably end up shooting some nigger and getting fired

Planned on it but apparently if you've smoked/bought weed over X times no matter how long ago you're ineligible. What a dumb rule.

I was a probation officer. Not anymore. Not ever again.

>no guns
But you need to take back Belfast from those fucking Anglos

Then you served as a martyr for justice

>Don't you want to serve justice?
If you REALLY wanna do this, drop some ricin/abrin-laced $20 bills in the hood, and wait.
That's illegal though, so you shouldn't do it.

How would they know unless you've been arrested before?

The physical bar is low but there is a fuck ton of tests they put you through to see if you're honest. They ask you things like "do you look at your poo before you flush" they won't accept you if you say no.

>They ask you things like "do you look at your poo before you flush" they won't accept you if you say no
Pretty sure this is a leaf thing.

Maybe, but you can hire someone to prepare you for what they ask and school you through it

Polygraph.

Last referendum was like 49% for us.
We will take the north not with guns, but with our cock and balls. 50 more years of paddy reproduction and the North is ours.

its legal here and still screws you over

everywhere drug tests its fucking stupid and doesn't make sense. oh you smoked a few weeks ago, that means you can't do this job! hehe!

Because I make better money and get connections all over the world running operations for a major mining company.

Plus I get to chill in africa flanked by like 20 armed mercs 24/7 whenever I'm over there, shit is rad

just what the world needs, more traveler scum

My local PD application background check asks (Y/N answers) if I've ever watched pornographic material featuring minors, or anime.

How the hell am I supposed to answer that? Since when is anime == pedo shit

lol, reminds me of an old mitch hedberg joke

"I took a background check once, but some of the questions were all fucked up. Shit like 'Have you ever tried sugar, or PCP?'"

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>shad
I should've known, gave me a small chuckle

Well here's the fun part. Just answer N, right?

WRONG

They polygraph you on all your answers.

I am a convicted felon who has been to
prison and although I would like to serve they won't allow me.

I'm a prison guard

I wish he he shot that nigger in the head

I will tell you why.
>be me criminal justice major in the early 90’s
>back then no internships untill the end of 4 year degree
>wanted to be a detective eventually
>found out I would have to be a beat cop for 5-7 years
>did my intern
>all calls niggers and white trash
>drunk, on drugs, and domestic disputes
I didn’t have the patience or the temperate for this shit

I am a Cop in the city of Saint Petersburg FL and I never pull over my fellow brothers. I mainly target young hipster whites and can usually arrest them for possession of marijuana. I just want white people to see how it feels to be a brother. So remember "If you are white, Pull to the right

I've literally never seen a beat cop in my life I thought that method was obsolete or do they just stick to rough areas?

How quaint

Should've dropped the screwdriver

What does quaint mean? I don't feel like google

Thanks for reminding me to reschedule my exam.

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Go on

i dont want to deal with niggers and other dangerous things

ka n i c