AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AIWASS HELP ME, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH AIWASS HELP ME, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Touma and Aleister getting shitfaced and complaining about life when?

Too easy, magician.

>Aleister is so misfortunate that gekota doctor saved his life only so the universe could shit on him more

The parallels between Touma and Aleister are growing.

soon

If Aleister is so powerful then why can't he cure his gyno?

Sex magick.

He needs to appeal to both genders.

>Thought it was either Will-tan or Othinus that understands Touma the most.
>Turns out it's Aleister.

Hilarious.

>ordinary family love

Just saving face to improve his chances with Fran.

Mister Crooooowley

Explain to me everything about this character and his memes.

This is what i already know:
>Man in a tank
>Omnipresent?
>Best magician ever, but prefers science
>Family died?
>Has a guardian angel called Aiwass
>Has a rod that rekts shit
>Frustrated because lowly protagonists trash his plans
>His ability allows him to control archetypes, whatever the fuck that means.

Archetypes could technically be the most overpowered concept in this series. I'm waiting for him to reveal that even when things don't go his way, he can just fuck with the archetype of the world to instantly get things back on track for him.

Other than the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you know all his memes now.

I refuse to believe that's a man

RIP

Don't worry, at least she can be with Frenda in the afterlife.

Yeah, sympathy should be given to those can't die.

Get your ass in here, Unlucky.

Could anyone defeat him?

Why don't they just dodge him?

>Will only seems to understand Touma because she's technically Aleister shitposting on the clone network

AAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME AIWASS A SISCON SHOOT ME

I think there are too many Magic Gods for this be any fun now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AIWASS HELP ME, THE PLAN BACKFIRED ME AGAIN.

They're basically irrelevant now. The concept was interesting but in the end it was only important for Othinus' arc.

>did that bring peace to the world
Wouldn't most of the events in this series have taken place without Aleister's scheming anyways? Obviously not for the science side but the magic side.

AAAARRRRGGHHHHHH ONE OF THE LEVEL 5S IS BLOWING SHIT UP
SOMEONE STOP HER

A-AIWASS HELP ME HNNGHH
THIS DELINQUENT JUST SHOT ME

BAWWWWWW NOW LAURA IS LAUGHING AT ME

>>Aleister is the new stiyl posting.
I'm ok with this, do you think when he's bored in his piss tube waiting for his plans to happen he spends his time shitposting on the internet?

Is Aleister the sperg who hates the magic gods?

Hes hayai

>AIWASS STOP LAUGHING

He's probably mobileposter.

That explains a lot actually

Considering how Touma vs Othinus went, Touma vs Aleister will probably be raw insanity.

AAAAAAAAAAAA SHE STOLE MY TOYS

eh i imagine it would more be a big game of cat and mouse.

>Pebble under the tank
>Endless fun

So who was doom?

Either Tsuchimikado or somebody Aleister sent.

next arc is looking like Escape from AC with the Delta force as well as Fran so think about it.

Either he or Kuroko is Mobileposter.

I'm leaning more towards Kuroko considering the delusion and general style of speaking, as well as calling the main character an ape.

I could beat Touma in a fight really easily

You're not fooling anybody Stiyl.

>He controls memes.
>more human and fallible than he seems

>A faceless oldman accomplished more than SCHOOL together

Haimura sketch translations when?
Railgun leaks when?

...

So I've been away from the railgun universe since 2011 iirc, back when the pastebin thread was posted all the time and kamikoto went from being loved by everyone to be hated by everyone.
What did I miss? Are the shippers dead? Do people still hate Index? Is Saten still called a slut? What the hell is that thing inside Touma's hand?

So many questions and so little time.

>2011
Oh boy.

You missed a wild ride, Miki screwing the series, Touma going through hell and being older than the universe, the most controversial character in the series.

Shippers are alive, somehow. Touma's IT isn't touched upon yet really.

>What did I miss?
A lot.
>Are shippers dead?
Nope.
>Is Saten still called a slut?
Yes, and a lesbian.
>What the hell is that thing inside Touma's hand?
Who knows.

>Are shippers dead?
They're still around but if any trouble or shitposting arises it usually isn't from them.
>Do people still hate Index?
She's so irrelevant that no one bothers to hate her anymore.
>Is Saten still called a slut?
Sometimes. She tried to get a girlfriend recently but they got killed.
>What the hell is that thing inside Touma's hand?
No one knows yet.
Anything else?

>Are the shippers dead
Quite the contrary, Mikoto and Touma skinship is at an all time high. I haven't felt this pandered to ever before.

Wait, so is Touma immortal? Jeez, what the heck. I knew he was a highschool boy, but now he is literally the chosen one. I mean, sure, it was implied a lot of times before but, man.

>Saten is a lesbian
That's dumb. Also she died?

So, are they going to end together?

No, but her Frend did.

No, Touma isn't immortal. He gets put through pseudo-time loops so many times that Steins;Gate doesn't even hold a candle to it.

The one that died was Frenda.

user come back to us on the ride, theres some seriously good shit you've missed, including the batshit insanity that is NT9+10.

Isn't even a timeloop, it's a literal world reset.

He's still a normal high school boy that you can find anywhere.

Yeah but a time loop is the easiest way to explain it without going into Kamachi's ridiculously detailed explanation of phases.

What, that sucks. However, I will assume that after living his own version of the endless eight, he finally understood that he has many bitches wetting for his cock, right?
Right?

Also who is that slutty witch.

So the lesbian girl died. Btw, I do remember seeing a pic of a Mexican girl wearing a bikini in front of Saten. Dumb, but it looked appealing. Is that girl the Frenda you guys keep talking about?

I don't know, it's been years, mate, years.

>2016
>not knowing Frenda
That's Xochitl, by the way.

You need to watch Railgun S

Touma's misfortune keeps snowballing. He doesn't even have the time to dick the girls. Hell, he hasn't even slept lately.

That witch is best girl.

Oh shit, I remember now. I did see the level 7 killing her on a spoiler long ago. Man, what a bitch, they were supposed to be mates.

Right, Xochitl. She was cute.

>title logo in the middle of the fucking cover
Who the fuck approved this design?

Who uses buses and high caliber mounted turrets to solve his problems.

I finished reading holy saber Beatrice yesterday and it was quite nice.
Will the others volumes get translated as well ?

Sniper-chan did it to spite Frenda.

The English localization.

Just want to ask who does this sound like to you?
>He climbed on top of her, placed his hands on her throat, and half-crushed her windpipe while shouting down at her.
>He could tell from the look in her eyes that she was trying to say something with some rationality and calculation behind it, so he did not hesitate to press his body weight down on her. She must have had difficulty breathing now because her face turned blue and she shook her head below him.
>A righteous-sounding voice questioned him from surprisingly close by, so he grabbed the girl’s collar and got up. He then swung the weakened girl horizontally to throw her at the righteous red ranger.
>While the boy was stopping the impact, he crouched down and ran forward to hide in the rioting crowd.

>That witch is best girl.

t. Mikotofag

Not quite.

>yfw a volume where Misaka nearly gets killed and only appears for a couple of chapters was better Kamikoto bait than the volume where she spends the entire volume riding a bike with Touma

>after years of Touma suffering and countless girls being introduced, the story doubles back to Misaka and Index being the best girls

England SOON, but how will Misaka get there?

>England SOON
Implying Aleister isn't sending a distraction to Touma's dorm in 5 seconds.

>yfw Laura creates a portal between London and Academy City and parks a Necessarius base right on top of Misaka's school

>Haimura sketch translations when?
When Stiyl stops fapping to the headcrab
>Railgun leaks when?
Either soon or tomorrow

>I think there are too many Magic Gods for this be any fun now.
How so they don't change anything besides there being more people at the top. If it is about the power gap, there already was a huge one when Fiamma stepped on the scene.

That would require Index to have been good in the first place.

>in last book Aleister uses his power to control memes
>makes Raildex memes real
>ALL of them

Would your body be ready?

>kamikuro becomes real
I'm scared.

>Crossover memes
At least Touma would have a drinking buddy.

>ALL of them
Utter chaos. The world would crumble within a week.

>tfw anime only pleb
JUST FUCKING DO SS3 HOLY SHIT

No hope there, it's the Queen's time now.

You can't truly beg for S3 until you've read the source and understand our suffering.

only if manga cause I hate reading billions of text

>anime only pleb
I seriously forgot we have those here. Sometimes some really weird creatures appear in these threads.
Like Indexfags.

They'll come back soon. I think she's due for another cover appearance.

Why can't she just wear normal clothes? She's so fucking cute.

The number of her cover appearances isn't even that low in NT.

Touma 10
Mikoto 4.5 (barely visible in NT8)
Index 3
Sphynx, the Godslayer 3
Othinus 3
Misaki 3
Accel 2
Leivinia 1.5 (barely visible in NT8)
Hamazura 1

>Hamazura 1

What is this expression trying to convey? This is an important question.

Intense dicklust.

Her eyes have taken on the form of the rings found in a tree because she wants his wood.