This is the tool of lowering the white man's sperm count. (((They))) have tricked us into believing that tight form-fitting undergarments are fashionable and they brainwashed our women into finding them attractive.
It has been proven through many studies that wearing tight-fitting underwear causes a lowered sperm count and in more extreme cases total infertility.
Do not believe me? Look who produces your underwear:
Ralph Lauren - Jew Kenneth Cole - Jew Michael Kors - Jew Marc Ecko - Jew Calvin Klein - Jew
That goes for many other (((fashion designers))) and their brands.
Perhaps you may not wear those specific brands, but other brands and even 'no-brand' producers just copy their styles because they dictate what to wear.
We must protect our manhood, lads. Do not let this get slid.
Zachary Gonzalez
>wearing kikey whiteys Never again
Hudson Rogers
This. Go commando or GTFO
Cameron Rodriguez
I'll stop wearing underwear when they invent something that catches the 3 drips of pee from my silly even after shaking it after I pee. Until then, thanks Jews.
Brody Gutierrez
If I wear loose fitting underwear or boxers, my dick is incredibly uncomfortable because my sensitive glans keeps making contact with my clothes in awkward and unpleasant ways I wouldn't expect you desensitized circumcised burgers to understand why support to hold your dick in place is necessary
Owen Garcia
I am convinced, this slide thread really activated my almonds. (Sage goes in all fields)
Bentley Wilson
ditch the cotton jew. were all gonna make it
Jonathan Lee
only time i wear underwear is when my pants are too thin and my dick shows through otherwise
Parker Garcia
What's the best replacement for Calvin Klein at the same price?
Daniel Butler
Fig, leaf.
Adam Richardson
Look into what garments men used to wear before the 19th century when the Jews started digging their claws into modern society.
Such as the medieval 'braies' underwear for example.
Cameron Nguyen
>keeping your dick in place so it doesn't cause discomfort is a jewish conspiracy come the fuck on user
Christian Parker
>It has been proven through many studies that wearing tight-fitting underwear causes a lowered sperm count and in more extreme cases total infertility. Yeah, no
Jacob Cook
Does no one find it odd that Jews are stereotyped as having no sense of style yet all the top fashion designers are Jewish?
They are using (((fashion))) against us. Not only to get rich off us but also to control us.
Modern fashion has gone the way of modern architecture and modern art. The pillars of our culture have been hijacked.
Kayden Murphy
>Yessss, lowering sperm count is good goyim...wear these for (((comfort)))
Hudson Thompson
Perhaps this style will fit your emu better.
Noah Johnson
Define "tight fitting". It's possible to wear underwear a size too small that physically compresses your balls, but normal underwear do not do that.
Henry Ortiz
Need boxer briefs to support my big dick
Jose Mitchell
I’ve got moncler shorts on as underwear right now, comfy AF
Kevin Gonzalez
>Muh big dick.
Do not cry when you cannot get it up.
Also, average human penis size has been shrinking.
Coincidence?
Nathan Robinson
I know that feel bro.
Colton Rivera
The jews have thought of everything, huh.
John Roberts
>Not wiping your penis with toilet paper or on the inside of your shirt hem when at a urinal with no toilet paper.
Sounds gross but it is a lot less gross than going about your day with your penis festering in wet urine-soaked underwear.
Tyler Kelly
So what you're saying is Boxers>Briefs?
The fuck? It's the opposite dude. Your foreskin protects the head of your dick from touching shit. When soft, a circumcised penis is more sensitive then one not because no matter now de-sensitised that head is, it's still more sensitive to touch then one covered by skin is.. It's only when it's hard, and the head is exposed that the natural penis is more sensitive. If the head of your dick is exposed to the cloth of shorts even when soft, you're either circumcised, or your dick is broken.
Austin Rogers
the foreskin isn't always long enough to cover the entire head if you get a semi
Gavin Miller
Why are you getting hard during the day so often this is a legitimate problem for you? Are you 14?
Joshua Morgan
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Jaxson Carter
jews invented ready made clothes basically. Before people only had a few pairs of clothes, like 3 or 4 outfits.
Kevin Rivera
No reason boners are still a thing in your 20s, user
Daniel Evans
he eats more onions than you
Cooper Gomez
Your trips fucking lie.
Dylan Reed
goddam jews know how to do everything FUCKIN MUH SCRODUM
Juan Peterson
Boxer-briefs are the true red pill
Adrian Cox
>the jews invented boxers stop lowering this place's iq
Isaac Johnson
I have what are basically varicose veins in my balls. If I don't wear tight underwear they ache all day gets it
Hunter Perez
are boxers fine?
Henry Russell
yeah, boxers are the only way to go. Anything with compression or elastic below the waistband is a sperm killer.
Angel Fisher
I don't use my sperm anyway.
Jayden Cruz
If u care about sperm this much... freeze your sperm in your early 20s
You dont want old low test cuck sperm fathering your children
Luis Cruz
i always assumed most wore boxers, feels too lewd with briefs desu
Elijah Jones
Your bollocks hang out of you for a reason - they work better that way. I think that to bring about true equality men should be allowed to let their gonads dangle free and proud in all situations.
Brandon Collins
>Your bollocks hang out of you for a reason - they work better that way. I think that to bring about true equality men should be allowed to let their gonads dangle free and proud in all situations. So kilts then? Balls do their own temperature regulation. Warm out, they hang low. Cold, they almost disappear into you. Tighty whities prevent temperature regulation
Adam Adams
Jews fear the fertile samurai.
That is why they forced Western culture on Japan and ever since Japanese men started wearing western underwear their fertility plummeted.
Nathaniel Turner
>piss stain on my shirt >>> piss stain on my underwear
Caleb Cooper
Mormons and the Amish are the only groups of white people in America whose fertility rates are not declining.
Coincidence?
Adam Scott
underwear is for office working faggots. construction workers don't wear underwear, it chafes your skin when you sweat.
Joseph Watson
nazi larping faggot posting this shitpost unironically
Jaxson Wright
>wet urine-soaked underwear why don't you just finish pissing before you put your dick in your pants?
Jaxon Price
are you fucking retarded or just a skelly faggot? You will get swampass so fucking fast without a good pair of jammers
Connor Lee
>Implying they don't sell boxers I never used the closed underwear, only boxers
Xavier Anderson
tits or gtfo
Noah Cooper
>why don't you just finish pissing before you put your dick in your pants?
Is it not I who is having this problem. I stopped wearing underwear a few months ago.
Interestingly, recently I started noticing a much improved sexual performance.
David Hughes
>swampass fat pizza eater is going to tell an ironworker what works on the job.
Bentley Kelly
A femanon in Sup Forums? I thought the only browsed degenerate boards like /soc/ or Sup Forums
Isaiah Rodriguez
>Ralph Lauren - Jew >Kenneth Cole - Jew >Michael Kors - Jew >Marc Ecko - Jew >Calvin Klein - Jew
Jose Bailey
carpenter here, lad. not fat in the slightest.
Noah Murphy
Icebreaker makes god tier underwear, and it's owned by a kiwi instead of a kike.
Juan Brooks
>he hasn't discovered the secret release valve that drains those last few drops press on the gooch after you're finished. you're welcome.
Thomas Moore
carpenters are faggots. i'm a nyc ironworker, all year long. 95 degrees 70% humidity in summer and below freezing in winter. no one on our crew wear underwear it's uncomfortable and keeps you wet when you sweat.
Angel Johnson
Probably cause there's so many fucking chinks everywhere
Chase Johnson
Jesus christ....the Jews control our underwear too? My god
Joseph Powell
>95 degrees >70% humidity
you are like a baby
t. memphrican
Lincoln Edwards
try handling iron when it's 95 degrees out and your 40 floors up straddling a girder, you'd wish you were in memphis.
Nathan Nguyen
>below freezing in winter The fuck else would it be? And I've no idea what 95 is in american, but it sometimes gets up to like 20 here in the summer. It's fucking horrible. But people still wear underwear. And 70% is winter humidity, summer is 80+.
Jeremiah Lopez
the skin feels better than the head and then gibs big stinky diamond mode and the uncut retracted head cant take somebody even touching it. so there
David Walker
(((Levi Strauss)))?
Julian Richardson
Mate, I'm from the hottest state in Australia. It regularly gets to over 113 degrees fahrenheit. And New York was very hot in the summer.
Easton Thomas
>wearing any types of briefs my dick isnt even huge, how to people tolerate their junk being suffocated?
Joseph Price
leaf, your pasty ass probably hasn't left the toilet seat all week. kys
Ryder Bailey
Yes, Levi Strauss was a Jew also.
>Probably cause there's so many fucking chinks everywhere
Should have specified average white male penis size.
Nolan Clark
I've been to the northeast, your weather is laughable in the summer
you know nothing of our humidity, desert dweller
Cooper Scott
>implying I dont wear my shorts commando like a true scotsman
William Russell
The fuck does that even mean? Are you dissing our food? What do you think we eat here?
Juan Phillips
>I've been to the northeast sorry, i don't believe you. nyc summers are famous for how brutal they are. and i'm not in an air conditioned store folding clothes like you.
Owen Reyes
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Leo Rogers
it means you are a pasty faced pizza eater that probably hasn't left the house in months.
Noah Reyes
>have worn loose fitting boxer shorts my entire life >married 4 years, finally decided to start pumping out children since we now have a real home and stability >first ever attempt at making a baby (no preventative measures) results in instant pregnancy >apparently I'm quite virile >know multiple people who are fighting the low-t/low sperm count fertility issue monster >mfw my autism has saved my reproductive abilities
Lucas Jenkins
>not having diapers on that list >falling for the toilet jew >not being able to piss when/wherever you want >not letting your strict dommie mommy change you with loving care missing out my dude
Andrew Hall
I don't understand what you're so upset about friend. That I don't know american temperature systems? That people wear underwear here?
Jordan White
so you don't deny you are a fat pizza eater?
Gabriel Peterson
>I don't believe you
oh no....
Zachary Miller
>Not being able to piss when/wherever you want The Pajeets were right all this time, we are such a bunch of fools!
Anthony Rivera
>I've no idea what 95 is in american, but it sometimes gets up to like 20 here in the summer. topkek 30C is only like 85
Jacob Anderson
i only wear hugo boss
Jaxson Martin
see? i knew you were full of shit.
Ayden Allen
pissing only m8, I don't do that shitting stuff I'm not some animal, I have standards
Samuel Mitchell
i jack off twice a day and have been doing so for about 5-6 years now. my sperm count is probably pretty low regardless but I wear loose clothing
John Jackson
you got me. I guess the ironworker IQ meme isn't just a meme after all
Nolan Flores
95 is 35 celsius. it gets to be 38 c in nyc. look it up.
Andrew Perez
Sure, I eat pizza, and I was overweight when I was a kid. But how does that apply to whatever has you so upset? It's not healthy to be angry all the time.
How do you survive that? It hits 30 here once or twice a year, and the government issues a heat warning across all frequencies to warn everyone to stay indoors unless its absolutely necessary to go outside.
Camden Moore
this explains a lot
Zachary Wilson
pleb
Henry Scott
>you got me yeah, i know, moron.
Joseph Jones
wtf why are (((they))) everywhere?
i thought Sup Forums is sacarsm only wtf
David Butler
Hood niggers have no declining fertility problems.
Coincidence?
Jack Brown
This kind of underwear is terrible. That middle seam cuts your dick and balls.
Isaac Foster
>Sure, I eat pizza, and I was overweight see? i'm batting 1000.