/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - A TIME FOR FAMILY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #17 (Lara) 11/17/17
youtu.be/AaGphKAganI
>WH Video: Pres Trump congratulates NCAA champs 11/17/17
youtu.be/DDzQraGP6DM
>Pres Trump welcomes NCAA champ teams to WH 11/17/17
youtu.be/XX85RSszfHU
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Chair Econ Adv Hassett) 11/17/17
youtu.be/HKVb9SZFSGw
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Peterson AFB 11/17/17
youtu.be/4R0IYgeotAg
>AG Sessions @Federalist Society Lawyers Conv 11/17/17
youtu.be/O4_i9VmXNv0
>SoS T-Rex @Ministerial in Africa 11/17/17
youtu.be/H9QPGQUbZV0
>SoS T-Rex family pic with AU leaders 11/17/17
youtu.be/OX3PyTBiI9w
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC against Russia 11/17/17
youtu.be/JbzY0WT4bKo
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 11/17/17
youtu.be/aWVeg9dxsmQ
>This Week @State 11/17/17
youtu.be/UMZTHHsj4eE
>Women for Judge Moore event 11/17/17
youtu.be/8e5A3ulcm8Y
>WH Video: VP Pence @Tax Foundation 11/17/17
youtu.be/Ck3XOsYtg_4
>Pres Trump @Capitol Hill 11/16/17
youtu.be/qJbRB4hvCaE
>VP Pence keynote @Tax Foundation 80th annual awards 11/16/17
youtu.be/pvLX5s0lGCc
>SoS T-Rex meets AU Chair Moussa Faki 11/16/17
youtu.be/wQHxylQomhQ
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC Joint Investigative Mechanism 11/16/17
youtu.be/C5aSYjexDj4
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meet on Venezuela 11/16/17
youtu.be/vz-IJXlBknQ
>House GOP celebrates Tax Reform Bill passing house 11/16/17
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MAGA

kim talking shit yet again

it's getting cold isn't it

Much obliged.

>sentenced to death

Well, there's your war declaration.

AWOO

It asks for a subscription too.

Believe it or not, the women themselves exist. But at least Jessica Leeds has given interviews explaining that she was being lied about. Things she said were taken out of context to spin it into an accusation.

Pecan pie is trash edition.

>manson will never be eligible for parole ever again

3 SETS OF PARENTHESES

it would be over so quickly.

Sew your mouth shut, whore. Pecan pie is delicious.

>decide to watch some Billy and Mandy
>it's the hip hop episode
>all the white people listen to the rap music and turn into niggers
>principle turns into a nigger and abolishes math, science and history
>school devolves into chaos as everyone turns into a nigger
>black grandmother who didn't let her grandson listen to the rap music saves the day and de-niggerfies the school
>her grandson starts to rap at the end
>she smacks him and tells him off
Holy fuck why can't cartoons be like this anymore?

ELL
A
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PEE

hmmmmm

NO ALCOHOL

Pumpkin pie is the most American

Flake is going to vote no just to spite Trump like the faggot he is, along with all the other RINO cucks

nothing is going to change ever because of them

MAGA

>Holy fuck why can't cartoons be like this anymore?

youtube.com/watch?v=QzfZD6VT2uA

>Holy fuck why can't cartoons be like this anymore?
they knew too much about the (((clowns)))

>the most American

Not apple pie?

DESTROY US ALL

youtube.com/watch?v=N9rsZ7L9Tl8
start at 3 hours 55 minutes for the episode by the way

"When you're a star, you can hold them down why they're begging for help and have your way with every single orifice whilst threatening to murder their children if they tell anyone"

Jesus fucking Christ, this guy is the President

Maxwell Atoms was onto some next level shit

When you’re a star, they let you do it.
You’re next Aussie. I’m gonna move on you like a bitch.

nice

oh man i didn't know youtube had full seasons up
i used to watch this show all the time when i was in middle school, the LOTR parody is one of my favorite episodes

Close second to best pie, don't listen to the apple pie industrial complex shills.

pumpkin pie is the easiest to make well so everyone prefers it. most apple pies are absolute shit-tier but a well made one is godly

Full seasons of Grim and Mandy and Ed, Edd n Eddy
this is because CN doesn't own the rights to either of these, they lie with their creators (thank fucking god)

2bh apple > pecan > pumpkin

>[DESTROY US ALL INTENSIFIES]

>pic
They don't know Lincoln was known for making vulgar jokes and telling dirty stories.

I'd say cherry pie for the George Washington and strip clubs connotations.

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>expresses regret about not leaving criminals in jail
fixed it for em

Tfw I ate apple pie today and I want another piece.

>Flag
Makes sense

youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_pNg02HSU

Is Martin Truex Jr. /ourguy/?

salon.com/2017/11/11/how-to-survive-thanksgiving-if-you-have-to-spend-it-with-diehard-trump-supporters/

Please fucking Jimmy Carter is more powerful than Kim

Drinking homemade wine, sue me, 2 dollars for 3 litters if you want.

All these pecan pie images got me jonesin' like a nigga for a slice
rude bitch

>Too expensive

god tier

At least take him furnature shopping

Moore accuser refuses to defend her allegations with someone asking tough questions.

You got something against apple pie

reddit is cumming their pants because some (R) that worked on the Trump campaign at the COUNTY level is a pedo. Surely the beginning of the end.

Pumpkins are native to the Americas, and it's more traditional at Thanksgiving.

>running in Alabama
>coming out against Trump
LMFAO HOLY SHIT WHAT A RETARD

>hannity
>tough questions

Manson dead

OY VEYYYYYYYYYY

what kind of wine? I make muscadine wine

No dale jr is

>JBillinson

lol I knew this kike back in middle school. How the fuck did he go from jew preschool counselor to online (((journalist)))) in under a year?

>How to lose in a deep red state in less than 5 steps

youtube.com/watch?v=OpKWWpsVLtU

Charles Manson finally died

Jones is lower than Jeb! tier, that's why they never show the fuck on tv, yet incessantly talk about Moore.

OP is just a jerk, ignore him.

Of everything they could attack, the cost is literally negligible. And like Trump says, Mexico's going to pay for it eventually one way or another.

He really thinks he is going to win.

S

"BLOOMPTF IMBEECH FOTAY FI" is his entire party's platform.

This place is retarded, they don't realise apple pie is literally used as a symbol for Americana regardless of whether or not they eat it regularly

AND now he lost

>jonesin' like a nigga
I rest my case. Also I'm just joshing m8 we're good.

It's all good it just can't hold a candle to the king.

"Somebody left all this rope lyin' around! Only one thing to do!"

F

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Implying the top .001% won't pay them to replace us

>Tfw didn't get to wish him merry christmas one last time
dayum shame, can't do the meme anymore

to think he outlived many of my rock gods

F

does anyone know which magazine this was in?

Dry red colonial wine.

We obviously know that, faggot. We don't need some dumb foreigner to tell us about idioms about America.

He dindu nuffin wrong, literally

>Radical empathy
>tell another person's story as if it happened to you

mfw I have to tell the story of how my 260lb, welfare sucking, cousin found herself in lesbianism in her witch coven.

Fuck that, I am going full 1488

Hi

How do they get away with this shit? They make allegations and can't answer questions about it. Guess that is why this shit never makes it to court where they would be fucked.

US weekly I think, that's a regular section, not just Hillary pandering.

US Magazine

Gordon?

Thanks Doug. Moore may be a dumbass fuckup but he's going to whoop your sorry ass.

>youtube.com/watch?v=jFgbpkhP-js
>The jews won't let the Second World War stop.

>not even a missile launch while Trump was in Asia
Did Kim blow his whole load already?

>hannity
>not shouting over people when they give an answer he doesn't like

Toilet wine has a low ABV and prison coke is cut real thin.

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What Twitter wizardy is this, no replies?

Nobody goes to the links in any of these kinds of posts...

What are you on about newfag?

>Be Tucka Carlson
>Hear opinion I don't like
>Furrow brow whilst feigning ignorance such opinion could even exist