How does this make you feel?

How does this make you feel?

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Cold.

"Oh shit, I'm sorry"

no, no thanks.jpg

I'd rape her then and there, not even kidding, she's just asking for it.

sorry for what?

why is she naked?

Maybe it's hot in there?

I want to be her.

i hope she's wiped properly
nobody wants skidmarks on thier chair

My wife Hifumi is so cute

Our mommy taught us not to be ashamed of our pussies. Especially since they’re such nice shape and all

Maybe her butt hurts?

Maybe she is wearing a c-string.

I want to rub her tummy, squeeze her titties lightly and fondle her mons while she works.

But wouldn't that be too distracting? How is she supposed to work like that?

It's fine. It's the holidays so we're alone in the office. No one's watching.

I would drag her off that chair, throwing the sweet little tart onto the floor. Straddle her over her, and pinning her flailing arms still, leaning in, breathing in her subtle flowery scent of her hair. Whisper gently into her ear, telling her how deliciously sexy she is and for her to cooperate or else. I move my head down to her small budding chest,my salivating tongue lapping at the girl's pink nipples, savoring her reaction, bringing one hand over to grope her other breast, gruffly kneading it. I would keep my other hand holding hers still to show dominance.

Once I got my fill of licking her hardened nips, I slide my hand down her figure, noting the seamed curves of hers until my finger tips reached her gash, running my digit along her slit, easing into it carefully. Compliment her about the tightness and stating the juices already coating my hand.

Not a man of ceremony, I would undo my pants quickly, the hardness swelling in it's confines being insufferable. Removing my large penis out of it's confines and letting it pulse by the cool air. I would tease her, egging her trembling form by sliding my engorged tip along the crevice of her lips, until I gently push it in, her tight pussy giving good resistance up until I shove forth, her pink moist walls parting ways like the red sea, accommodating my immense length and girth, plowing through her first defence, a flimsy hymen obliterating her virginity.

...

Is she about to masterbate

Yeah I see that. Your mommy gave you good advice.

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Go back to sleep aniki

It gets wetter when i rub on it

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Hmhm

>this thread

She's fat

Good.

Am I the only one here that got hard from this post?

Sometimes I rub on it so hard, I rip the skin

Well my mommy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone elses mouth.

Will you show me?

I'd be right happy to.

Bitch you better wipe the chair clean after you are done sitting on it.

I want to touch her soft parts

From what?

Why?

...

Makes me feel like Yagami Kou is a bad influence on her subordinates

Gross, now there's going to be buttsweat and anal leakage on my brand new office furniture

sexual gratification

what was good about this show?
did men exist?

>anal leakage
Are you implying that Hifumi has a loose asshole?

why is she a paraplegic

what happened to her legs

I want to kiss her tummy.

nope

mad, the guy who edited it made a lousy job

Reminds me that i'm bi and not a full degenerate homo

Oh shit get your bare ass of my seat, nigger.

Those kind of plastic chair feel really good on your skin when you sit naked, almost everything does.

>i'm bi

Liking traps doesn't make you gay user, bisexuality is a meme, you're normal.

I wish to slowly earn her trust, day by day bit by bit until she no longer runs when I talk to her. I would bring her treats to give to Sojiro, and organize a trip to a convention where we can do a cosplay duo. I would treat her to Yakiniku and laugh as she gets Yakiniku sauce on her top. I would enjoy living with her in quiet companionship and making her my wife.

Fuck off

>i'm bi

that's what gay people say when they're too ashamed to admit they're gay

>I'm bi
>I-I still like vaginas guys, just not as much as c-cocks

>(You)

too close to home, faggot?

stupid and overused but still made me giggle like a fag

Be a fucking man and choose. None of this I'm bi shit.

It's her chair, so who cares? Besides, most civilised people outside of America have god anal hygiene.

But America is the only civilized country.

I'm sorry to break your bubble, but you can't call a country "civilized" unless it has good anal hygiene.

I have you know I stuck my finger up my ass last week and it came out clean and not even smelly. I think I speak for many Americans when I say I'm clean.

I feel nothing.

>I think I speak for many Americans when I say I'm clean.

Sadly, that's where you're wrong, but good for you, now try to illustrate your friends, family and neighbours about the marvels of anal hygiene so you can make america great again.

too bad i have a small dick

Like my intuos 5 needs a cleaning.

I don't really think it has much to do with hygiene though, I mean I barely even clean myself. I think the pictures you see of people shitting their pants in WalMart are just fatasses that eat food that's so bad for them that it can't even be digested properly and just drips right out. I'm thinking it's more of a diet thing. Not shitting yourself is quite easy if you eat normally.

>think the pictures you see of people shitting their pants in WalMart are just fatasses that eat food that's so bad for them that it can't even be digested properly and just drips right out


That's around 72.5% of America's population

>72.5%

That is one dank fucking meme. I only know one fat person. Then again though I live in a very liberal area, and liberals are very fit minus the Mexicans. It's not good to develop your view of the world based on Sup Forums memes though user.

>that's a meme
>lives in a liberal area
>he hasn't made a journey through the country to see if it's true

You really do live in a little bubble don't you?

America has an obesity rate of 35.7% according to Google, and poor people bloat that number to be higher than it should be. A liberal city is a much bigger bubble than fucking Sup Forums dude, come on now.

>according to Google
no, that's according to niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/Pages/overweight-obesity-statistics.aspx

You don't even know where you get your "facts" from. How about you make an actual research and don't just go with the first chunk of information that's presented to you?

Or you could keep living in your little bubble, think everything that's wrong is just a meme, posting little anime girls to avoid reality, and being part of the problem.

>this thread

It's ded.

W-well it says 68.8 percent of adults are overweight or obese. That's still lower than 72.5%!

I mean I never denied that health is a huge issue here, I'm just saying that I've never seen anyone shit their pants before.

There can be skidmarks left from the front part too user.

They're called snailtrails

>I'm just saying that I've never seen anyone shit their pants before.

No, that's not what you were saying. Read your posts again.

I'm saying that pants shitting is not a problem. That's what our original argument was about, right?

You literally said that obesity wasn't a problem and now you're changing the subject dumbass.

Your mom is a dumbass haha

Eh, with real porn existing where women sex-fight each another and then have the winner fuck the loser, such an image is really tame and nothing special.

all me okay you win I'm leaving this thead haha

>real porn

>.gif

God I still love seeing this after all these years

That isn't Aoba, so you really don't have to worry.

I want her to dominate me

Horny

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This needs an "ugh" there somewhere to be even better.

I hope you never have to write something serious.

*blink blink* o.o

Uhh, ok.