"Would all white students please leave their desks and stand at the back of the class for the duration of the period?"

>"Would all white students please leave their desks and stand at the back of the class for the duration of the period?"

How should you react?

I'd say I identify as a filipino master race.

Leave class.

Claim my 0.02% African heritage

i'd initially be shocked by the absurd comment. Then i'd remain in my chair and kick back enjoying the shitstorm that's about to ensue.

Pull my cock out and piss on the table. I dont give a fuck.

"no"

bring up my mixed heritage

Id just get naked and eye off every cunt in the room with raised fists

remain seated

>"But, xir, race is a social construct."

start recording

You can actually just sit in your chair. Americans are not white

>move to front of class
>lock arms
>sing we will overcome

Remain seated cuz not white

It's time for doing something radical with non-STEM universities. Storm them? Show we don't tolerate liberal fascism?

No.
If pushed “I’m not moving on the basis of my race”.

>HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY RACE
report her for hate speech.

White is a gender tho

What kind of shit tier institution plays YouTube videos in a lecture? Seriously, if you're not smart enough to do STEM at a top tier place, learn a trade. Stop giving these snakes your money.

I'd start by laughing. That would turn into, "Go fuck yourself, you racist shitstain," if the asshole persisted. Basically, my goal would be to get on the news, at that point.

>right after you refund the money I paid for this

Straight Kangaroo

How dare you assume race is a gender

do nothing.

I would shoot the professor on the spot.

>How should you react?
I'm not white.
I'm Latvian hence mongolian,tatar,finn rapebabie so I wouldn't give a shit.

Laugh at the puny whites
>tfw superior mongol masterrace

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I identify as a trans*nigger

Tell them I'm 1/16th Cherokee and if they disagree, they are racist and bigoted.

>stand up
>wait for all the other whites to reach the back
>OB STURMT ORDER SCHNEIT, OB DIE SONNE UNS LACHT,
DER TAG GLUHEND HEISS, ORDER EISKALD DIE NACTH

Remain seated because I'm Italian therefore worse than niggers

Everyday, I fantasize about being white
I sexually identify as white

>tfw not a single nigger in my class
>tfw not even South Americans, nor Asians
What would happen?

Damn, forgot the picture.

I'm not white, i'm jewish.

Tell them i was half black.

/thread

It's a thought.

Pull out phone open audio recorder press record
"excuse me professor i didnt catch that what are we doing?"
once he repeats himself get up leave and sue sue sue baby

pissed

Blank stare and do what they say. In school you must act like a sociopath manipulating these stupid fuckers to believe your good soyim.

Winter Overground

'These are my people, therefore they're mine to sell. They're going nowhere until you pay me'.

At least he's 12% master race

"I don't think I should have to stand up."

Uh, I'm gay.

this.

But you are not white.

I'd get up, walk to the professor, and say "this is how niggers react to racism"

And then I would ironically kick the shit out of the bigoted professor knowing full well that all the Normie's would tape it on their phones.

I already tolerate a lot of shit from kids at uni half my age, I wouldn't tolerate a single minute of a professor talking shit after I've paid $850 for the class.

THATS WHY I FUCKED YOUR BITCH YOU HRT XIR MOTHERFUCKER , WESTSIDE.

Yeah no, that's what a literal autist would do. kys.

But sensei, we don't have any white students.

I'm Irish, therefore not white. Also:
>We wuz opressed by english colonisers an sheet.

You are belittling me as an oppressed person of off white colour. Check your fucking privilege shitlord.

"Does that include jews, sir? If not, are you trying to single jews out?"

Yea nah, go fuck yourself too poof

Based nippon.

Sue for assuming my race

You are not white, Jonne. Don't you dare disrespect your great ancestor Genghis Pekka Khan

How about I give you garbage, and you give me my right finger?

In this made up world I took a STEM course so there are no dindus or sandus in my engineering course.

thx based IQ levels.

Oh I just thought what I would do if I was a white.

i would sit in front because there are barely any nonwhites in my class

Peacefully resist until inevitably somebody chimps out. At which point I say "nobody likes niggers anyways" or something like that. That's how I see it playing out in my mind.

this also ask her (because it's going to be a woman doing it obviously) to present it in writing and sign it

if she's stupid enough to do that, take a picture then walk off campus to the biggest kike lawyer you can find who would happily prosecute your case knowing it'd be a slam dunk and lots of sheckles for himself

>No, I identify as the white Rosa Parks and I refuse to go to the back of this classroom.

Plaster them with IOTBW stickers.

Gaijin BTFO

This is correct.

Move to the front of the class

OMG leave us the fuck alone.

>How should you react?

get up, go to front of room, take dump on floor and began stomping around while grunting and snorting.

>Make me faggette

Tell him to get fucked and call him a cunt.

This desu. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Ask for my money back, I came for education and not pc shite.

Go back to Plebbit with that STEM circlejerk. No one likes the engineering student has to complain about how fluid dynamics is 'so hard'.

'Go fuck yourself.'

"Jokes on you, I'm not a student, I'm just making creep videos"

>Yea nah
I agree. You should fucking kill yourself. You are way too stupid or young to be here.

>implying i'm white

Made me kek
>Literally pic related

Remain in my seat and tell teacher that he/she will be reported for a race hate crime

"No"

This happened in abo uni class I went to. At Macquarie uni

Depends on the context of the question. If it was to be used as an analogy for a racial issue then yeah sure. If it came out of nowhere then no, probably not.

Bunch of asians in mine (comp sci) only 2 black guys in a class of 170. Pretty sure they'd find it the most racist being singled out.

lol get fucked cunt

lol I didn't expect this.

easy, grab my stuff and move to the back of the room
then open the door and keep walking until i'm at the admin office where i can drop the class

Id video tape and report to the college for racism

>"No."
>"Do you want to pass my class?"
>"I aint going to the back of your stupid class. Call the cops."

I'd do that if I wasn't so ashamed of my micro dick :(

>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Did you seriously just unleash this retarded cliche? Seriously, unless you're being ironic, please leave and don't come back.

Ask what if the roles were to be reversed

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>No pale niggers
BANZAI!

Stay seated and wonder why I'm wasting my YHVH-given genius and hard-earned shekels sitting in a shitty soygoy-led class like this.

Underrated