Kraut/Pol/ & AfD-General - Gaddafi trumps Merkel edition

Now that the coalition negotiations failed a new election is almost certain in Germany

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ [Open]
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4 [Open]
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

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>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
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>Resources from the 2016 election
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youtube.com/watch?v=WnNaksaV1ZA
reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics/merkel-fourth-term-in-doubt-as-german-coalition-talks-fail-idUSKBN1DJ0I3
welt.de/newsticker/news1/article170778602/Steinmeier-fordert-alle-Parteien-zu-Gespraechsbereitschaft-auf.html
foxnews.com/world/2017/11/20/latest-center-left-germany-in-difficult-situation.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/spd-reagiert-auf-steinmeier-schelte-nahles-werden-uns-den-gespraechsaufforderungen-stellen_id_7872504.html
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Now we're going hunting.

youtube.com/watch?v=WnNaksaV1ZA

sad thread
gl tho

Ick bümpe.

We're contemplating existence. For we're thinkers and poets. But once we arrive at a conclusion and a worthy goal, nothing will stop us. :^)

Did Steinmeier already say something? I don't have time to follow the whole story through.

THIS

Funland plz

...

Aber Jamaika war doch (((ALTERNATIVLOS)))!!!

He cancelled a reelection. Asshole.

...

He said "plz build regierung". That's about it so far.

He wants that the SPD forms a coalition with the CDU

Keep in mind Steinmeier himself is SPD

>AfD politician Beatrix von Storch called the coalition talks collapse a success for her party, saying other parties’ “fear of the AfD” had forced them to drive a hard bargain with the left-leaning Greens, who are dovish on immigration.

>AfD leader Alexander Gauland demanded Merkel’s resignation.
reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics/merkel-fourth-term-in-doubt-as-german-coalition-talks-fail-idUSKBN1DJ0I3

He thinks there will be gains for the SPD.

welt.de/newsticker/news1/article170778602/Steinmeier-fordert-alle-Parteien-zu-Gespraechsbereitschaft-auf.html

this faggot cant be for real

R2G2 now

We've been given a gift here, let's make sure we squeeze every last inch of ground out of it

Realistically, how much more of the vote are the AfD likely to get if we tidal wave this shit

based

>AfD throws out some idiots like Höcke and Poggenshit
>wow, reasonable, they're no nazis
>new election
>CDU/AfD/FDP coalition

:^')

There won't be a reelection.

Scheinheiliges Dreckspack.

>be SPD
>get the worst election results since the end of ww2
>say no to another GroKo knowingly that Jamaika will fail
>Your guy is the president and will not allow a new election
>Then when Jamaika fails you still play hard to get only to accept in 2-3 weeks after the CDU will accept all your demands
I think the SPD was playing 4D Chess all the time

>AfD throws out some idiots like Höcke
Fuck off, Volksverräter.

Auf dem Weg zum Schafott.

>authorities need to put him in a special cell since he'll be dead the moment he interacts with finnish prisoners

The SPD already held an internal poll and decided not to start negotiations. They're pushing for reelection. Too bad they don't seem to realise it will cost them even more seats

Steinmeier isn't as powerful as you think he is. He has to give the illusion of him not being a SPD-bot.

They will gain seats from the Left.

#mut

faggot

Are finnish prisons on par with swedish luxury prisons?

I hope you are right.

but won't voters feel betrayed yet again, and the next election will cause you to collapse as a party?

Haltet aus! Haltet aus!
Lasset hoch das Banner wehn!
Zeiget stolz, zeigt der Welt,
Daß wir treu zusammenstehn,
Daß sich alte deutsche Kraft erprobt,
Ob uns Friede strahlt, ob Krieg umtobt!
|: Haltet aus im Sturmgebraus! :|

...

well he's smarter than schulz and knows that reelections with hurt SPD even more. he's desparate

Even if that's true their gain won't be substantial. I want to see the Greens and CDU to lose bigly

Regarding the picture, wouldn't that be Hitler?

>After the failure of the Jamaica talks, Undespräsident Frank-Walter Steinmeier admonished the parties to reconsider their stance and not to refuse to talk about the formation of the government. "I expect all willingness to talk in order to make government education possible in the foreseeable future," said Steinmeier on Monday in Berlin. He does not want to embark on the path to elections. Steinmeier commented after a meeting with Chancellor Angela Merkel (CDU).
>If you are in elections for political responsibility, do not push yourself if you hold them in your hands, "Steinmeier warned. This is now the moment in which "Everyone involved should pause again and reconsider their attitude." The federal president now wants to hold talks with all parties involved in the consultation; So with the CDU, CSU, FDP and greens. He also wanted to speak with the leaders of the parties whose ' political intersections ' did not exclude a government formation.
>A discussion with the SPD chairman Martin Schulz is planned for Wednesday. The SPD, however, once again closed the new edition of a grand coalition after the failure of the Jamaica negotiations. Party chief Schulz said on Monday rather: ' We do not shy of reelection. '
>Federal President Steinmeier wants to avoid elections as much as possible. The parties would have a responsibility "which, even after the presentation of the Basic Law, cannot be simply returned to the electorate." This responsibility goes far beyond one's own interests. In particular, this applies not only to the voters of their own parties.
>Steinmeier also referred to Germany's international responsibility: the ' incomprehension and concern ' inside and outside the country would be great, ' if, in the largest and most economically strongest country in Europe, the political forces are responsible "
>The FDP had talks with the CDU on the night of Monday,
So their scared basically, and damage control

>sad thread
Hey finnbro, you're an ally don't be scuh a meany

why is that leftie piece of shit even bundespräsident?

Schulz is flip-flopping around.

The SPD would be able to keep most of their
election promises. The SPD voters would be quite happy

> will not allow reelection
He has to if no coalition can be formed. Also as Bundespräsident he has to be non-partisan officially. He knows his party will be smashed if he's aiding their efforts. Also Schulz and his companions aren't capable of playing 4D chess.you're overestimating their abilities

What will Bavarians vote now that the CSU sold out?

foxnews.com/world/2017/11/20/latest-center-left-germany-in-difficult-situation.html
>Talks to form a coalition government in Germany collapsed on Sunday, plunging the county into its worst political crisis since World War II.

>In a surprise move, the pro-business Free Democrats (FDP) withdrew from talks after more than four weeks of negotiations with German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s conservative bloc and the environmentalist Greens, according to Reuters. The FDP said there was not enough common ground to continue the talks.

>The collapse was shocking since the main sticking points – immigration and climate change policy—were not seen as FDP signature issues.

>“It is better not to rule than to rule the wrong way. Goodbye!” FDP leader Christian Lindner said, blaming the breakdown on a lack of progress on education and tax policy.

>Failure to reach a deal was a major blow for Merkel, who was forced to consult President Frank-Walter Steinmeier on how to move forward. A deal had been within reach, she said. The collapse cast doubt on her efforts to win a fourth term.

>“It is a day of deep reflection on how to go forward in Germany,” Merkel told reporters, according to Reuters. “As chancellor, I will do everything to ensure that this country is well managed in the difficult weeks to come.”

>The failure of coalition talks is unprecedented in Germany’s post-war history, and was likened by some media commentators to the shock election of U.S. President Donald Trump or Britain’s referendum vote to leave the EU.
>and was likened by some media commentators to the shock election of U.S. President Donald Trump or Britain’s referendum vote to leave the EU.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They will.

#DankeMerkel

>What will Bavarians vote now that the CSU sold out?
Sadly not AfD or Bayernpartei. Too many Germans and Ausländer living here too, to get an ethnic bavarian majority.

New elections won`t probably change much. CDU will always stay on top and has to form a coalition with SPD or Green/FDP.

fox article comments

How well does the average kraut speak English?

>ethnic bavarian majority
So, Cryptobalkanese?

They will STILL vote CSU like the Lederhosen wearing homos they are, no doubt.

Würde jederzeit Gaddafi gegen die grünen tauschen

6/10

Yes

more

Britain has BREXIT negotiations in December and Germany might not even have government for it.

lol

People above 30 don't speak english

Merkle is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse than obama though. She is CONSERVATIVE btw. Not even the greens would have let in 2 mio 'refugees' since it would have ruined them.

more like this kevin-ali müller

CSU of course
most of the babyboomers vote for CSU, their voter base of retarded slaves is just so big

TFW Petry loses her comfy seat in the Bundestag after 2 months.

Your folks are so stupid. Classical ZOG. AIPAC is your actual government.

that would be the best part desu

Traitor-Petry will essentially become unemployed because of the reelection, right?

That's good tho. Weak coalitions will disintegrate their voter base even more

Fünf of ten

>May is unprepared for the negotiations, has a weakened mandate
>Merkel is very unprepared for the negotiations, doesn't even have a government.

Karma's a bitch.

>They will STILL vote CSU like the Lederhosen wearing homos they are, no doubt.
Like evry other Bundeland you faggot.

CDU got the majority in every state and in bavaria CDU is just called CSU thats the difference

Seehofer is done for, he will have to resign soon. And Söder won't accept Merkels bullshit so easily, so maybe CSU will sober up and do what's right.

>How well does the average kraut speak English?
4-5 of 10.
The young digital natives maybe 7/10.
The old and non-germans like 2/10

Pol-tier Germans 8-10/10

retard

Yes

> dark hair
> dark eyes
> swarthy skin
Nice non-white features, Erwin-Mehmet Huberovic

Very bad imo because schools don't do a great job at teaching it. Was forced to learn a large part of it by myself.

>demokratisch
alter, kann der wichser mal die fresse halten mit seiner sinnlosen scheiße?

>wir brauchen kompromisse außer bei unseren forderungen

jepp

THIS!
way to stupid! i cant believe none is talking about Nürnberg2.0
fkn unbelievable

But they are afraid as fuck. If i see it right, Trump is on PurgeTour, and EU is the last (SA->US->EU)
all the fucking scumb flees to EU, the EUarmy is just done.
Nachtigall i hör di trapsen

feelsgoodman

>Erwin-Mehmet Huberovic

mostly 2/10
or 7/10

Nice. Didn't think of that yet

good estimate

Difference is, AfD got up to 27% here in Ossiland and CDU just 1-2% more(or even less in Sachsen) while CDU got 40 fucking % in Cuckvaria and AfD only 10%.

You're the biggest cucks in all of Germany and that says alot.

focus.de/politik/deutschland/spd-reagiert-auf-steinmeier-schelte-nahles-werden-uns-den-gespraechsaufforderungen-stellen_id_7872504.html

seems like spd goes full jew mode

Kek

kys part 1
Berlin
CDU 22,7 (28,5) (- 5,8)
SPD 17,9 (24,6) (- 6,7)
Linke 18,8 (18,5) (+ 0,3)
Grüne 12,6 (12,3) (+ 0,3)
AfD 12,0 ( 4,9) (+ 7,1)
FDP 8,9 ( 3,6) (+ 5,3)
Brandenburg
CDU 26,7 (34,8) (- 8,1)
SPD 17,6 (23,1) (- 5,5)
Linke 17,2 (22,4) (- 5,2)
AfD 20,2 ( 6,0) (+14,2)
Grüne 5,0 ( 4,7) (+ 0,3)
FDP 7,1 ( 2,5) (+ 4,6)
Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
CDU 33,1 (42,5) (- 9,4)
Linke 17,8 (21,5) (- 3,7)
SPD 15,1 (17,8) (- 2,7)
AfD 18,6 ( 5,6) (+13,0)
Grüne 4,3 ( 4,3) ( 0,0)
FDP 6,2 ( 2,2) (+ 4,0)
Sachsen
CDU 26,9 (42,6) (-15,7)
Linke 16,1 (20,0) (- 3,9)
SPD 10,5 (14,6) (- 4,1)
AfD 27,0 ( 6,8) (+20,2)
Grüne 4,6 ( 4,9) (- 0,3)
FDP 8,2 ( 3,1) (+ 5,1)
Sachsen-Anhalt
CDU 30,3 (41,2) (-10,9)
Linke 17,8 (23,9) (- 6,1)
SPD 15,2 (18,2) (- 3,0)
AfD 19,6 ( 4,2) (+15,4)
Grüne 3,7 ( 4,0) (- 0,3)
FDP 7,8 ( 2,6) (+ 5,2)
Thüringen
CDU 28,8 (38,8) (- 10,0)
Linke 16,9 (23,4) (- 6,5)
SPD 13,2 (16,1) (- 2,9)
AfD 22,7 ( 6,2) (+16,5)
Grüne 4,1 ( 4,9) (- 0,8)
FDP 7,8 ( 2,6) (+ 5,2)

...

i can agree on that, as a young bavarian
you can call it what you want but its true

(double checked)
So no reeee-elections then...okay. I guess those (((above))) don't like the possible outcome of a 2nd election.

We sure do live in interesting times. Nobody wants to govern, nobody wants Merkel as Chancellor, nobody wants to deal with this refugee shit.

please kek let this be the spark for the flames of the european civil war. We waited for so long. We want chaos. We want disorder. Test our strength and will. Let there be dark nights before the final dawn of the white race

For some reason English albeit easy is quite an unpopular subject for many younger people in school (true for languages in general I guess). I don't really get it though. You'd expect young people to use the internet a lot and learn English by doing alone already.
Pensioneers probably don't speak it so well either.

In general though you should find plenty English-speakers here but many will be a quite clumsy due to a lack of practice and have a German dialect of some sort.

>Nahles
>We don´t want CDU/SPD but we will talk with them

Grundgesetz Artikel 63

(1) Der Bundeskanzler wird auf Vorschlag des Bundespräsidenten vom Bundestage ohne Aussprache gewählt.

(2) Gewählt ist, wer die Stimmen der Mehrheit der Mitglieder des Bundestages auf sich vereinigt. Der Gewählte ist vom Bundespräsidenten zu ernennen.

(3) Wird der Vorgeschlagene nicht gewählt, so kann der Bundestag binnen vierzehn Tagen nach dem Wahlgange mit mehr als der Hälfte seiner Mitglieder einen Bundeskanzler wählen.

(4) Kommt eine Wahl innerhalb dieser Frist nicht zustande, so findet unverzüglich ein neuer Wahlgang statt, in dem gewählt ist, wer die meisten Stimmen erhält. Vereinigt der Gewählte die Stimmen der Mehrheit der Mitglieder des Bundestages auf sich, so muß der Bundespräsident ihn binnen sieben Tagen nach der Wahl ernennen. Erreicht der Gewählte diese Mehrheit nicht, so hat der Bundespräsident binnen sieben Tagen entweder ihn zu ernennen oder den Bundestag aufzulösen.

kys part 2
Alte Bundesländer
Baden-Württemberg
CDU 34,4 (45,7) (-11,3)
SPD 16,4 (20,6) (- 4,2)
Grüne 13,5 (11,0) (+ 2,5)
FDP 12,7 ( 6,2) (+ 6,5)
AfD 12,2 ( 5,2) (+ 7,0)
Linke 6,4 ( 4,8) (+ 1,6)
Bayern
CSU 38,8 (49,3) (-10,5)
SPD 15,3 (20,0) (- 4,7)
Grüne 9,8 ( 8,4) (+ 1,4)
FDP 10,2 ( 5,1) (+ 5,1)
AfD 12,4 ( 4,3) (+ 8,1)
Linke 6,1 ( 3,8) (+ 2,3)
Bremen
SPD 26,8 (35,6) (- 8,8)
CDU 25,0 (29,3) (- 4,3)
Grüne 11,0 (12,1) (- 1,1)
Linke 13,5 (10,1) (+ 3,4)
AfD 10,0 ( 3,7) (+ 6,3)
FDP 9,3 ( 3,4) (+ 5,9)
Hamburg
SPD 23,5 (32,4) (- 8,9)
CDU 27,2 (32,1) (- 4,9)
Grüne 13,9 (12,7) (+ 1,2)
Linke 12,2 ( 8,8) (+ 3,4)
FDP 10,8 ( 4,8) (+ 6,0)
AfD 7,8 ( 4,2) (+ 3,6)
Hessen
CDU 30,0 (39,2) (- 9,2)
SPD 23,5 (28,8) (- 5,3)
Grüne 9,7 ( 9,9) (- 0,2)
Linke 8,1 ( 6,0) (+ 2,1)
AfD 11,9 ( 5,6) (+ 6,3)
FDP 11,6 ( 5,6) (+ 6,0)
Niedersachsen
CDU 34,9 (41,1) (- 6,2)
SPD 27,4 (33,1) (- 5,7)
Grüne 8,7 ( 8,8) (- 0,1)
Linke 6,9 ( 5,0) (+ 1,9)
FDP 9,3 ( 4,2) (+ 5,1)
AfD 9,1 ( 3,7) (+ 5,4)

kys part 3
Nordrhein-Westfalen
CDU 32,6 (39,8) (- 7,2)
SPD 26,0 (31,9) (- 5,9)
Grüne 7,6 ( 8,0) (- 0,4)
Linke 7,5 ( 6,1) (+ 1,4)
FDP 13,1 ( 5,2) (+ 7,9)
AfD 9,4 ( 3,9) (+ 5,5)
Rheinland-Pfalz
CDU 35,9 (43,3) (- 7,4)
SPD 24,2 (27,5) (- 3,3)
Grüne 7,6 ( 7,6) ( 0,0)
FDP 10,4 ( 5,5) (+ 4,9)
Linke 6,8 ( 5,4) (+ 1,4)
AfD 11,2 ( 4,8) (+ 6,4)
Saarland
CDU 32,4 (37,8) (- 5,4)
SPD 27,2 (31,0) (- 3,8)
Linke 12,9 (10,0) (+ 2,9)
Grüne 6,0 ( 5,7) (+ 0,3)
AfD 10,1 ( 5,2) (+ 4,9)
FDP 7,6 ( 3,8) (+ 3,8)
Schleswig-Holstein
CDU 34,0 (39,2) (- 5,2)
SPD 23,3 (31,5) (- 8,2)
Grüne 12,0 ( 9,4) (+ 2,6)
FDP 12,6 ( 5,6) (+ 7,0)
Linke 7,3 ( 5,2) (+ 2,1)
AfD 8,2 ( 4,6) (+ 3,6)

and the faggy city states dont count as they are shit and always vote left

>here in Ossiland
>CDU in Cuckvaria
>anarcho-capitalist
do us all a favor and kys

they will fuck some shit up,
and it doesnt matter what they do
everybody will just muh
and the go to work
and eat shit again.