What is it like to be Sailor Venus?

What is it like to be Sailor Venus?

What is it like to be a mobile poster?

I'm sick and my back hurts like hell. So I'm glad I can still browse.

Like having the best smelling butt

Like an O.G. legend. And the hottest in a friend group. I can empathize with both feelings.

You can have all the cocks you want.

Wake up everyday more grateful than anybody else that there are other sailor soldiers. Enjoy every second of your second chance at life.

Like being degraded from a leading character to a sub character

>planet of love
>doomed to be single forever

It could be better.

It's like knowing everyone only wants you for sex.

>tfw no Sailor V anime

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She's literally a more slutty and less stupid Sailor Moon. Your average cheer leader.

Venus is a SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Perfect, right?

Only if you're into having slutfus.

It was weird seeing her all grimdark and shit in the first season of Sailor Moon become a bigger ditzy slut than Usagi.

>become a bigger ditzy slut than Usagi.
Unwanted girls can't be sluts.

Must be nice being a qtpa2t.

adorable and sexy...

sailor moon off-brand, but hotter.

Those should have been her canon curves.

well according to black dog, venus, is less dumb, has longer hair and larger breasts.

Venus>moon

no contest

Black dog isn't canon.

thus the preface: 'according to black dog'

Yeah but what's the point? I can draw a doujin too that has nothing to do with reality.

I never questioned your ability to draw doujin, where did you get that impression?

It's nice to have a white cat.

The cat is male, right? Was he always allowed to peak on her?

Well, he did get a bit of an eyeful in one of the filler episodes of the R season

Were they always cats or just magical beings trapped in cat bodies?

>The cat is male, right?
yes, but he had a female name, Artemis

Itchy vagina

Well, she's right, you know?

Well, I would be a total slut, I guess...