Neet problem

Neet problem.


How would pol solve this problem?


I am a Neet been one for 3 years

destroy your computer
make it so that your parents do not support you financially
lift. you need to boost test to become less fearful

I'm going on six. As Welcome to the NIK reminds us, the only way it is being dropped in a sink or swim situation. As long as they necessity of change does not exist it will not occur.

bump

I would date her.

I would just wait it out. Sooner a later every neet will kill himself or starve to death. Just gotta be patient.

Kill yourself.

Gulags?

Most would sink though, that's why they're neets in the first place.
It would more or less played out like with career-minded people, few of them achieve great success and the rest accordingly less.
The higher the fewer.
In the neet case the "most successful" would manage to stay afloat.

>female neet

Holy fuck post more

Even though I'm not a neet I'd love to fuck a neet girl guys, where the fuck can I find one? I want to be in bed with her all day naked and share my existential despair with her

look up coding, theres tons of free classes on how to do it online, pick up a part time job and dont bitch about anything you have to do for said job (otherwise you are become the absolute worst kind of manchild), stop browsing Sup Forums and start lurking on /fit/

Describe your daily neetness in detail

Cut out welfare for """""anxiety""""" and """""autism"""""

Are you Catholic? If yes, just kill yourself.

Pretty girls are not neet though. They have it easy in life, unless mentally ill.

that's a mental institution.

>shit hygiene
>lots of body-hair
>all kinds of body odor
>no muscle tone, most likely skinny-fat
>unwashed fatty hair
yeah, hot

>yeah, hot
Yes, unironically

>dislikes the smell of women
K.


If they're like 60% of the way there and take a shower it's all good my dude. It's either that or Arby's.

you just gota take her out back and hose her down every so often

Apply to Walmart and wait 3 days. Then call and ask application. Wham, Bam, easy job man.

Claim you are a Jew and move to Israel
Being a neet there is fighting the good fight

she's an actress

The greatest advice for bottom feeders and losers.

Loser.

struck a cord there eh wagie

I am unemployed.

>apply to Walmart
Op just drop a plugged in toaster into a full bathtub. Working at Walmarts abs retail in general suck the soul out of you

NEET for 5 years or so now, fuck yeah.

same

get a job

(fucking checked)
Let correct my statement. You did well and that user probably deserved it.

wew
>be a code monkey for a year or two before you're replaced by some pajeet fuck, leaving you a NEET again

I even get gibs because faked depression, it really is the best lifestyle.

NEET life, best life. Don't do a thing OP. I know you wont.

they give you gibs in germistan for depression?

No, but gibs if youre unemployed, but they also make you do stupid shit where you basically work a normal workday but still only get 400€ the month. so to prevent that im sick

I would fug her smelly vagina.

Yes the german (((government))) rewards whites with good goy bucks if they get depressed.

Female neets don't wear makeup, or do their hair and eyebrows.
Also women put on weight more easily than men, so if male neets are obese lardasses you can bet your wallet that female neets are going to be worse.

>tfw no NEET gf who used to be a model

Fuck her right in the pussy.

Start new things.

It's as simple as this question: What do you have to lose?

If you fail, you return to failure, there is nothing new here and that's why it should be easy.

>ex model who used to get railed by chads and her managers gets to happily NEET her way into becoming a hambeast
user pls

>independently learn how to write your own horrendous software.
>you will totally get a good job, unlike those pajeets who will do the same bad coding for 1/6 pay.
lmao coding isn't a good job even if you are paid well. Shortly there won't be any high paid coders, or engineers for that matter.

>retarded whore tries to make her boyfriend "jealous" by sucking someone else's cock and showing him
>is shocked and heartbroken when she is kicked out of the house

in all fairness, most women are not this stupid, though i've met women who did shit like this. stay the fuck away from them.

how do NEETs exist in Mexico? or are you just leeching gibs from family?

Send them to NEET boarding schools/concentration camps, that force them into an environment where they must work, study, and socialize with their peers.

Try to help them their lives around, but make it clear that failure means death.

there will always be high paying coding and engineering jobs, but they numbers will be very small very quick. the computers will take over coding and a handful of humans will sit at the top to make sure everything goes ok.

>tfw no virgin NEET gf who used to be a model

>hanfull of AI's will sit at the top to make sure everything goes ok
ftfy

Why would people leave their house now if everything can be done from home?

Wait until the baby boomers die finally or neck yourself.

>virgin ex model
Don't get me wrong, that would be the ideal scenario, but realistically you will more likely get an ultra-realistic sexbot than a virgin ex model.

I was a neet for 10 years. I applied for a job at a bank, knowing absolutely nothing about banking.

I didn't even know how interest worked.

I got the job with no prior experience what-so-ever, and it's the best thing I ever did.

Having a source of income is great, the routine of going to work helps with depression because you're actually being productive (I was never depressed, but there was definitely a feeling of emptiness).

Make new friends, buy whatever you want, travel the world, and try figure out a way to make money for yourself (honestly 9-5 is shit, but it beats jacking off all day).

Just apply for jobs, nothing much else you can do. Don't fell like you're better than the job either, because atm you have nothing, and ANY job is good enough for you.

You can't start at the top, but if you're not retarded, it's not hard to move up.

Good luck and god bless.

My roommate's GF is a NEET and I want to strangle that bitch.

He can't get ahead in life because she is dead weight and he has jumped through some serious mental hoops to defend her lifestyle

My suggestion is you kill yourself and save the people you love

My cousin's a model sand she's a virgin

My neighbour's sister is a model, and apparently virgin, as I understand they only get creepy fatsos with money, like agency bosses. So she has so far stayed away, age 23 now, I think

Learn to cook and clean
and not be a bitch

>I am a Neet been one for 3 years
Female NEETS are only LARPing

First you wanted in the Golf Club house
then you wanted to be a Gamer
Now you are infiltrating NEET society

DON"T YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING!??!
Get a man and make babies already.
It is what you hormones and nature are telling you to do.

Oi matey do you wanna trade models? I'd love to come to Hungary

Never been a NEET. Had a job since the day of my 16th birthday. That's the legal age here in Texas anyway.

Do you have mental health issues?

Did you know if you post your SSN, Sup Forums automatically hides it?

XXX-XX-XXXX like this.

This is how gullible you are.

This,the rusky gets it the more neets,the more fminists and niggers and less children,the harder society will crash and then all the neet weaklings will perish.

Nuh-uh I did a test, she let me take a magnifying glass to her vag so I could see her hymen

XXX-XX-XXX-XXXX fuck, you are right.
Also, she is actually rather timid, and conservative. We are not burgers, we are Eastern Europeans. Racemixing and sugar daddying is considered top degeneracy.

Cmon hand her over.
I'm Aryan and have those same model genes.

We stick to the 96%.

I'll come join you brown eyed s*bhumans to spruce up the place

Plot twist, she is blonde, and blue-eyed. And you will never have her.
...neither will I ;__;

NEETism is most redpilled way of life currently in existence. Why end it

Just like that, shows up as XXX-XX-XXX here.

fucking assholes

2869-30-6969

Did it work?

Warehouse jobs, they hire literally anybody and will train you how to drive forklifts and shit. And if your a neet, your sleep schedule is likely all fucked up so you can work third shift which pays more

No, it doesnt, these guys are scammers. I'm contacting the authorities right now.

I'm a NEET girl who's been a NEET for 5 1/2 years now. It's been 2 1/2 weeks since I last showered, changed my clothes (including panties), or wiped after I pissed. AMA

Delet your post while you can

Da fuq is a neet?

And she's pretty fuckable. Needs some work, but good bones, as thy say somewhere.

I cant delet

I love memechains.

Isn't half of Mexico NEET?

What's with that cuck attitude ya got there son?

Isn't there seriously anything you can do? Like helping the elderly or something? If you can't find work I suggest helping out in a local charity/soup kitchen. Even if you don't earn anything, you will feel better and actually have higher chances of getting work.

>Mexico
>charity
Kek
They aren't human

>not getting neetbux to prevent this

>doing stuff = feeling better

This meme needs to die.

How fat are you

247lbs at 6ft

Hey, I recognize that couch!

Except it does.

This is how normans work, they numb their minds with pointless work to cope with their useless lives.
no

NEETs are a product of a cartelized and regulated economy. They are the excess workers that the state-run economy cannot absorb.

Kinda what happens in socialism, only to a lesser degree because private property is still recognized to some degree. For now.

I see why you're a NEET, carry on...

What problem?

You are retarded. I always feel better after I shower and eat right or go for a walk. Not initially for that last one, but the sense of accomplishment comes flooding in usually a half hour later when I'm not tired and in pain.

Do you squirt?

I used to be thin but I gained a lot of weight in 6th grade from depression. I gained about 50 lbs over 6 months from it and then the weight just kept piling on over the years

Yes

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