What do you call girls who bridge the gap between loli and non-loli?

What do you call girls who bridge the gap between loli and non-loli?

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Hebe, dingus.

Bridge girls.

Inferior
Probably just middle school girls

Perfect

angels

Why is she so PERFECT

She is such an awful commanding officer, holy fucking shit. The only reason anything works is because best boys have maxed out luck.

Petite

Waifu.

SHOUJO

Tsurupetta shoujo?

Petite or borderline loli.

Cocksleeves

Dis she get with Quenser yet?

Best girl.

Perfection.

>awful commander
>steps all over Hevia
>let's Quenser fondle her to protect her independence and chastity
>saves both their asses when it matters the most
>and throws them to the wolves when it matters the most

Faggot, she's the best commander anyone could ever ask for. Also, DEM GENES ARE GOD TIER.

legal.

At least I wish.

ALSO, she's a highly capable pole dancer that lifts--quite likely more than you do on any given day; every day.

JC

>I am an expert in military theory with a specialty in giant robots

Sends the two out to die on a weekly basis and would have gotten everyone killed were it not for the duo's ridiculously amazing luck. In the show she does very little actual commanding, instead focusing on punishing her troops, blueballing them whilst completely forbididing any and all sort of pornography. She doesn't do anything to protect them against the higher ups' insane plans and going by her character and absolute willingness of sending Havia and Qwenthur out to die whenever possible, I doubt she'd even have explained the situation in which they managed to bring the first object down.

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When you have two idiots that somehow manage to destroy or steal whatever death bot you stick in front of them the best plan often is the one with minimal interference.

I'm talking about her actual leadership, not her planning and tactics. She's a massive cunt who clearly enjoys punishing her subordinates physically for minor infractions that cause no harm and in fact may even be positive, for example for morale. Eg. she blueballs her troops by dressing skimpily, poledancing, acting suggestively, yet she doesn't even allow her men to have pornography in their possession?
She punishes Havia and Qwenthur stupid remarks and other equally harmless things by sending them out on suicide missions - repetitively.
She does nothing to explain to higher command how ludicrous the idea of her sending out two men to take out objects, or how incredibly lucky the destruction of the first one was.
She uses her men as servants like some two-bit ex-Soviet general in a third world Caucasus shithole and she clearly does not understand anything about military discipline, as she shows nothing of it herself and is utterly unable of enforcing it upon her troops.
0/10, would frag when nobody's looking.

At what point does she acknowledge their godlike luck and capability of destroying super-weapons capable of shrugging off nuclear explosions?

teens

Last time she tried to give them vacation they got themselves caught in the middle of a succession conspiracy.
Later novels involve her just directly telling Quenser to take charge of anti-Object tactics.

Teenagers?

1. The blue-balling just makes her hotter
2. It's an anime and that sort of thing is standard for this kind of setting and atmosphere, it's a buddy copy series not LoGH

>Last time she tried to give them vacation they got themselves caught in the middle of a succession conspiracy.
A single vacation for all that shit they did? Doesn't really cut it.
>Later novels involve her just directly telling Quenser to take charge of anti-Object tactics.
And at that point they'd killed how many objects?

And she's still a shit commanding officer. It's just played for laughs because as you said, it's a buddycop series that doesn't take itself too seriously.

They get time for leave, just it doesn't seem to help much since the other time when Quenser went back home his STEM school was in the middle of a protest with homemade railguns and bombs. Froleytia is smart enough to know that wherever Quenser goes, explosions follow. Hime can tell Quenser's work from a distance just by the sound and size of the explosion.

Have either of them been promoted once in the duration of the series. I know Quenser's a student and all, but still. The two should have medals worth more than their weight in gold by now.

failure

Higher ups want to keep them useful or get them killed, Froleytia doesn't get much say in that and the 37th ends up with a lot of the shitty jobs. By this point they're probably the hardest battalion in the LK and killing an Object is just another week on the job. Rookies earn their place when they pop their first Object fear boner.

Man I really see that shit eating grin everywhere now, especially with LN trash fanservice characters

lies

Cute

Maybe just maybe it's cause she's a stupid LN character written for degenerates that read that sort of stuff

>Higher ups want to keep them useful or get them killed
They are literally the two most valuable assets in the entire world. They're more valuable than generals.
>Froleytia doesn't get much say in that and the 37th ends up with a lot of the shitty jobs
The least she could do is sympathize with her men, explain to them what exactly is going on and supporting them, like she should be doing, as a leader.
She's just some two-bit noble whore who escaped into the military to avoid being forced into marriage and now she's busy fucking everyone in her unit.

Yeah and my complaints are still valid.

It's a buddy cop series designed from the very beginning to be so that you can read the first volume then any of the others and still understand what's going on, it's only recently been slowly shifting to being an ongoing story than a collection of shorts.

>They are literally the two most valuable assets in the entire world. They're more valuable than generals.

Wrong. Everyone wants them dead even their home country. They've SINGLEHANDEDLY changed the face of war for the bad. The whole point of Objects are "Oh we lost are Object, now theres literally nothing we can do so we concede"

What these two guys are doing are giving people false hope that just any schmuck can destroy an object and that plays a huge role in the later books. The reason they're constantly sent to shit-zones is because if they're killed thats the weight off their supervisors shoulders but on the off chance the manage to single-handedly win a war that had the odds stacked against them that's a massive gain for the Legitimacy Kingdom.

Its part of the reason why they keep on sending the baby magnum on "suicide" missions against gen 2 objects. They want it to be destroyed so they have a reason to decommission it because it violates the current norm of war.

>incapable of giving you a cute daughter
>God tier

still too young

I like how the idiot's luck has turned the rest of the battalion into badasses. Even fucking Kevin manages to solo an elite amphibious bodyguard squad.

>They've SINGLEHANDEDLY changed the face of war for the bad. The whole point of Objects are "Oh we lost are Object, now theres literally nothing we can do so we concede"
Which would have gone away anyway, considering an object has no way of actually fighting against an insurgency effectively.

>What these two guys are doing are giving people false hope that just any schmuck can destroy an object and that plays a huge role in the later books.
Which is not a real issue for the Legitimate Kingdom's military, considering they actually have the duo that can destroy objects. Nobody else has them, so why would they care. It makes no sense. These two soldiers have changed the way people wage war and their leadership treats them like average trash.
>They want it to be destroyed so they have a reason to decommission it because it violates the current norm of war.
Which is a mindnumbingly stupid notion. Getting rid of an effective weapons system because it breaks the norm is exactly how you lose wars.

They also would have been shot for some of the shit they've done if not for their accomplishments and Froleytia covering for them. I don't know why you're looking for conventional logic in a series that is quite up front with how silly it is.

Hime and Frolaytia are sluts that please soldiers for money.

>an object has no way of actually fighting against an insurgency effectively.

Wrong, while Gen 2 objects dont possess direct any infantry weapons their main anti object firepower still makes quick work of infantry.

>Legitimate Kingdom's military, considering they actually have the duo that can destroy objects

I think you misread my argument. Giving people the hope/belief that they can defeat an object potentially can lead to a greater unnecessary loss of life for both sides. Also pilots aren't trained to handle people committing suicide in hopes of potentially beating the Object which leads to them breaking down mentally in combat. Hime-sama was subject to this psychological attack in novel 10 and they directly blamed Quenser's and Hevia's actions in destroying objects for the insurgents battle tactics.

>Getting rid of an effective weapons system because it breaks the norm is exactly how you lose wars.

True but the resources it takes to upkeep an clearly outdated system outweighs it's use. Baby Magnum gets BTFO nearly every novel and they only reason Hime-Sama is able to pull out a victory is because of the duo's insane luck stat. Once that runs out they're fucked. The notion of Flesh and Blood soldiers destroying objects goes against everything they've worked for before Quenser and Hevia started doing their thing. That's why they kept on drilling it in in the anime.

>Coming from a literal bitch who shakes her fake tits and ass for the whole world to see
Also, Hime's ohoho was cuter.

>appeasing the masses with virtual shit vs pole-dancing in front of horny troops
Face it user, the LK girls are irredeemable.

>Ohoho can't handle the bantz directly and has to go to an anonymous image board to talk shit
Rather appropriate for the IA I suppose.

>Wrong, while Gen 2 objects dont possess direct any infantry weapons their main anti object firepower still makes quick work of infantry.
Go look up what an insurgency is and tell me how an object would handle it without just glassing cities.
>Giving people the hope/belief that they can defeat an object potentially can lead to a greater unnecessary loss of life for both sides
Then why wage war in the first place? What if a group decides they'll still wage war and not accept the worthless fucking power balance formed out of Object bullshit.
What if there's still men amongst the peoples. What if these men decided that a goddamn object gives their enemies no right to rule over them, like they are doing right now?
>they directly blamed Quenser's and Hevia's actions in destroying objects for the insurgents battle tactics.
Boo-fucking-hoo. Quenser and Havia are superior soldiers and men to the worthless cunts sitting in office and they simply took warfare to its natural direction of eternal development and defeating the enemy. The leadership put a man into a do-or-die mission and then chastise them for doing? Christ, the nobles are worthless. How are they still in power?
>True but the resources it takes to upkeep an clearly outdated system outweighs it's use
Then why not replace it? What's keeping them from decommissioning it? Is Hime not capable of operating newer objects? If not, then why not let her use the Baby Magnum, since it obviously enables the duo to perform superhuman feats.
>The notion of Flesh and Blood soldiers destroying objects goes against everything they've worked for
And what they worked is detached from reality and inferior to what the two are doing.

You call them fourteen year-olds, and they are the best.

13 to 15 are the ideal ages

Unholy.

Not the guy you've been talking to for the most part, and I know anime-onlys hate being told to read the novels, but read the novels. Pretty much all of your complaints are addressed either in-universe or in the afterwords. The entire premise is pretty much just an excuse to toss the two in crazy situations without getting bogged down by too much plot.

Made for a rough dicking

Maybe I will.
>Pretty much all of your complaints are addressed either in-universe or in the afterwords.
Is it done satisfyingly, though?

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she looks like Armin and it disturbs me greatly.

>Go look up what an insurgency is and tell me how an object would handle it without just glassing cities.
Objects Battles arent allowed in predefined safe zones. Any city being destroyed in an Object altercation is considered free game and falls under "too bad".

>Then why wage war in the first place?
Money and resources, the difference being that in the Heavy Object universe wars are essentially games that country's participate in hence why loss of life looks extremely bad on both parties.

>Christ, the nobles are worthless. How are they still in power?
Status quo and they offer most of the money that support the country.

>Then why not replace it?
I dont remember if they explained it in the Anime but an Elite and their object are bound together on a psychological, mental, and in some cases physical level. And Elite and their Object are considered the same thing and destruction of one is the destruction of the other. This is also why Baby Magnum hasn't received any major upgrades instead receiving minor revisions in it's ammo type like the squall lasers and this experimental missile that peels away itself to travel farther.

1/2

Good enough for me at least, but again, the entire setup of the series is episodic so it doesn't have too much progression. Most of the development is less on their rank and more on reputation and feel of experience. Overall, just don't treat it too seriously, it's more of a Bruce Willis kind of action film series than a serious sci-fi. Kick back and enjoy the crazy bullshit.

>since it obviously enables the duo to perform superhuman feats.

Please understand that nobody wants this.

I love Quenser and Hevia as characters but I can see why everyone outside of their immediate unit and civvies would be fucking pissed at what they're doing. The notion that "Only Objects can destroy other Objects" is propaganda that has been drilled into EVERY person's head on the planet. It's detrimental to society if people believe that anyone can destroy an object due to the loss of life that failures would lead to.

>And what they worked is detached from reality and inferior to what the two are doing.

No? There's a reason why literal teenagers are allowed to be commanders in the HO universe because wars are supposed to be "clean" with as minimal loss of life as possible because again "Only Objects can defeat Objects." change that to "Objects can /sometimes/ be defeated by F&B soldiers" leads to unnecessary deaths. The only time it becomes a problem when you have fuckheads like the Faith Organization who started this shit by not respecting the white flag and that does not happen often.

Yes. Every book is extremely satisfying from start to finish. If you liked the anime you'll love the books and Kamachi's style of story telling. Seriously take a look.

Mate, the civilians love them, they're national heroes. It's the people at the very top perpetuating the "safe wars" (that the novels state to be complete bullshit often times) that hate them.

> but I can see why everyone outside of their immediate unit and civvies would be fucking pissed at what they're doing.
> everyone outside of their immediate unit and civvies

???

>civvies
>civvies

Hey. Results are results. She does that shit because she trusts them not to blow it, and counts on them.

>Objects Battles arent allowed in predefined safe zones. Any city being destroyed in an Object altercation is considered free game and falls under "too bad".
With ROE like this, why aren't people nuking eachother in each conflict?
>Money and resources, the difference being that in the Heavy Object universe wars are essentially games that country's participate in hence why loss of life looks extremely bad on both parties.
And they have so ridiculously much money and resources they can just lose it all in wars, without putting up an actual fight? This doesn't bother anyone? Nobody tries to fight back further than that?
>Status quo and they offer most of the money that support the country.
Is a modern economy not a thing in-universe, or are the nobles in charge of all resources as well as printing money or something?

>Overall, just don't treat it too seriously, it's more of a Bruce Willis kind of action film series than a serious sci-fi. Kick back and enjoy the crazy bullshit.
That's how I watched the show, so I guess I'll enjoy reading it as well.

>The notion that "Only Objects can destroy other Objects" is propaganda that has been drilled into EVERY person's head on the planet. It's detrimental to society if people believe that anyone can destroy an object due to the loss of life that failures would lead to.
A lot of things are detrimental to society, yet they're still being actively done all the time. If telling the truth harms society, it's certain the truth's still going to be told. Either that, or a party starts waging more effective war, like the MCs have begun to.

>There's a reason why blablashortened
Then nobody is waging actual war. They're just small conflicts, akin to political discussions in severity. Shit can't and won't last.

>Go look up what an insurgency is and tell me how an object would handle it without just glassing cities.

They actually show an object specifically designed for that.

They're not exactly bullshit.

The Men In Black WERE, however. And I mean full of shit to the point of being little more than a little bunch of chuunis with no real power.

>why aren't people nuking eachother in each conflict?

Because laser AA made nukes obsolete.

>Then nobody is waging actual war. They're just small conflicts, akin to political discussions in severity. Shit can't and won't last.
Contrary, that exact reason is why it does. They're just little brushfire spats between nations that are allowed to happen solely because wars are now bloodless but expensive jousting matches.

>And they have so ridiculously much money and resources they can just lose it all in wars, without putting up an actual fight? This doesn't bother anyone? Nobody tries to fight back further than that?
Of course not. Any further would impact the economy negatively, so why bother when you can just challenge them to a rematch later, but win this time?

Heavy Object is a Clan world in Battletech.

>anime with sluts

Please tell me you aren't lying. Is Hime actually impure? Because I'll pick this up without second thought if she is.

Slightly misread that, but other soldiers outside of their unit look up to them too if Charlotte is an indication.

>Which would have gone away anyway, considering an object has no way of actually fighting against an insurgency effectively.
Ground troops continued to exist for that reason.

With the existence of Objects, prior to these guys changing things, conventional warfare is dead. Objects are not just good weapons that were nearly invulnerable to anything but one of them, but they were also relatively cheap. Let's say two countries are fighting over resources in some middle of nowhere shitville. In a conventional war, you would need to commit a lot of troops to fight it out against each other. No longer would these nations need to commit hundreds of thousands of men and material to the fight. Instead, they send a small contingent and an object or two. If an object loses, you've only lost an object. That's relatively cheap, and an easy loss to stomach, both for the treasury and for the people back home. It happens and then it's done. If you're losing tens of thousands of men, people might start looking for vengeance, and more and more men get funneled into the fight, which could continue to escalate and escalate until you've got a full blown world war on your hands that requires the mobilization of every facet of entire nations. This sort of conflict causes massive instability and loss of profit.

Those at the top don't want this. They want to continue making money and ensuring they're top dog. If they keep the status quo, they get all the money and power they want. If that changes, their position is no longer guaranteed. Hell, they're the ones making Objects anyways, so if one gets destroyed they get to give their own companies the lucrative contracts to make new ones. This repeats itself throughout every nation. Why would they want to risk the system which has them at the top? The sole reliance on Objects is good for them.

That all changes when a pair of idiots manage to do the impossible. This is why the oligarchs do their best to get rid of our heroes.

MiB were hilarious. The best thing is that IA Martini girl instantly saw through their crappy bluff.

They were a bunch of idiots doomed to fail from the start. But their volume was fun as fuck.

>Contrary, that exact reason is why it does. They're just little brushfire spats between nations that are allowed to happen solely because wars are now bloodless but expensive jousting matches.
Yeah, but what if a nation decides to wage actual war for once? If they completely overpower the opposition in objects, they could just rush in and take absolutely everything. Ideologies, ethnicities and countries clearly still exist, so what's keeping them from materialising in conflict?

But why are the people willingly living beneath these selfish oligarchs?

Loli-ish.

Not having enough objects to do so, regular forces being useless if the enemy gets another object, every nation bordering the two of you going "EYY, WHAT THE FUCK'S ALL THIS THEN" and mobilizing objects, other political pressures, etc.

There are 4 world powers in balance. If any one of them commits too much on one front it's going to get weaker on other fronts allowing other powers to take advantage.

Few volumes even deal with this kind of balance probably not lasting forever and chaos that would ensue if it breaks down.

Ask yourself that.

civvy
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noun, plural civvies.
1.
civvies, Also, civies. civilian clothes.
2.
a civilian.

>With ROE like this, why aren't people nuking eachother in each conflict?
Objects are nukes. Nuke are considered obsolete the this world due to the prevalence of Anti-air lasers.

>And they have so ridiculously much money and resources they can just lose it all in wars, without putting up an actual fight? This doesn't bother anyone? Nobody tries to fight back further than that?

It's speculated in the series that some wars are planned to be thrown in order to keep up the status quo and this goes back to idea that this is all a game that I mentioned a while back.

>Is a modern economy not a thing in-universe, or are the nobles in charge of all resources as well as printing money or something?

They don't really go in depth regarding this as Kamachi wants the reader to come up with their own conclusions of life outside the battlefield but from context yeah pretty much within the legitimacy kingdom anyway.

>If telling the truth harms society, it's certain the truth's still going to be told

In the novels none of the victories are attributed to Quenser's and Hevia's direct efforts in order to curb this as the final blow ALWAYS goes to baby magnum or they say "it wouldnt have been possible without the Baby Magnum's OVERWHELMING support". Its also why they want them killed asap so they can just chalk it up to luck which it is.

>Then nobody is waging actual war. They're just small conflicts, akin to political discussions in severity. Shit can't and won't last.

Now you're getting it and the other user explained it quite nicely.

1/2

Same reason why they do it today.

>That's how I watched the show, so I guess I'll enjoy reading it as well.

I hope you enjoy reading them, in case you didnt know you can find the novels on Baka-Tsuki.

Yeah, but what if a nation decides to wage actual war for once?

This happened the anime during the Australia arc. When this happens all the other Superpowers create a coalition to BTFO the nation going against the status quo.

She doesn't know what masturbation is.

What's so bad about it? It's not like they're being drafted in mass quantities to fight in various overseas wars. Their quality of life is maintained and war is just something you read about occasionally in the newspapers. All in all, life is fairly good. Why bother trying to change that?

HO world is actually one of my favorite anime settings ever.

So much potential for spin-offs.

>Objects are nukes. Nuke are considered obsolete the this world due to the prevalence of Anti-air lasers.
Hypersonic missile swarms, with a few preliminary nukes "marched" onto the target like with artillery. See how they like that.

Innocent girls can be taken advantage of. For example, you could tell them masturbation in public is perfectly normal. Anything like that?

She's as pure as fresh snow, or was, H&Q have been a bad influence on her and she's been getting a bit of a mouth on her when Ohoho is involved. Actually, those two have been a bit if an influence on the whole battalion.

>Is a modern economy not a thing in-universe, or are the nobles in charge of all resources as well as printing money or something?
Welcome to america.

Objects still patrol safe zones and have radars equal to if not stronger than base ones. They'll shoot it out the sky.

But their object was the best.

That is definitely not the case here, newfag.

>Hypersonic missile swarms
Dude just look at Baby Magnum. I don't have an image in front of me but I'm going to spitball that it's got something around 20+ anti-air lasers on the top of it alone. You're going to need a missile swarm that makes Macross look like child's play. Something on the order of 70+ MIRVs.

And then all they have to do is have a second object and suddenly the AA coverage is sufficient.

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