Kid Rock could hold a senate seat for 20 years, doing nothing but smoking blunts, browsing porn on congress' wifi, and voting present for every single bill but so long as he didn't steal a penny from the American tax payer he would be one of the greatest senators of the last 100 years.
VOTE KID ROCK FOR SENATOR
Aiden Clark
Grayson Roberts
He said he's not running.
t. Michigander drinking Faygo.
Xavier Rodriguez
why not he would win easily
Levi Davis
Kid Rock's "Senate Run" was a publicity stunt, which is a shame because if he ran he would have fucking won.
Fuck Kid Rock. Don't buy his albums let alone waste your vote on him.
Caleb Nguyen
This. Yeah, he said he was not running, and anyone that thought he was is stupid. "I only said I was to promote his new album."
Camden Roberts
Dumb Americans and their TV Show-like attitude towards serious responsibilities.
Idiocracy got it right.
Asher Gutierrez
He might if Trump is still alive in 2018
Landon King
At least our supermarkets don't physically collapse.
Jaxon Ward
>serious responsibilities
Yes, exactly. Re-read the OP.
Landon Carter
>voting present for every single bill
>without understanding or knowledge
>doesn't steal a penny but makes a fuckload of damages and losses
You don't understand how does governing work do you?
Jonathan Smith
At least our bones don't collapse under our weight and our pissbowls can't be lit on fire because of the fat concentration in the potty water
Matthew Edwards
At least we're not at risk of being invaded by Russia (again).
Mason Adams
>makes a fuckload of damages and losses
>by abstaining in a senate of 99 other democratically elected voters
You don't understand how governing works, do you? Or grammar?
Logan Reyes
ask him, faggot. we don't know
Joshua King
Let us fill the Senate with useless loudmouth degenerates as long as there are other elected officials who at least have sense what they are doing : The Meme
> going in for grammar
Andrew Ross
> at least
We are not full of niggers and spics
Kayden Parker
I'm surrounded by Finns. Can't remember the last time I saw even a Swede. I think I saw 2 black guys the last time I went to Marquette for a new fishing rod.
Benjamin Torres
Chris Rock is an annoying unfunny nigger.
Jose Ward
>going in for grammar
I dunno man, seems like its just more proof you're retarded
>bklarglblargbglrgbl blog post: The Meme
That isn't how that meme works, kid
Jordan White
>this is what conservacucks actually believe
just add this to the list of reasons that red state america resembles subsaharan africa moreso than any 1st world country.
>b-b-but m-muh niggers
KY, WV are 90/95% white respectively, and the rest are still 75+% white for the most part
Cameron Powell
>the list of reasons that red state america resembles subsaharan africa moreso than any 1st world country
Are we talking terrain or are Britain and Sweden not 1st world anymore?
>One female genital mutilation case reported every hour in the UK
Sounds pretty subsaharan africa to me, pal. We don't have that problem here
Joshua Campbell
Idiocracy is set 500 years in the future, but we're that stupid right now. Jokes on you, fampai.
Hudson Ross
bumperu