NOCOINERS BTFO

Bitcoin for the win
What is your excuse now?

>was part of a internet group in 2010
>they try to get me into bitcoins
>I shrug it off

I am my own worst enemy

to be honest i lost my first bitcoins
i had 10 bitcoins i bought for lols when i was a teenager

i had to buy new like three months ago and i the happies motherfucker around here

I would have sold them at 100$ each to be fair, no way I'd have ever waited untill 1000, 2000, 8000

I was broke

Same thing happened to me in 2009, except I did join. I had hundreds of bitcoin. Then I got bored and stopped, when I swapped computers the next year I forgot about them. So I don't have access anymore.
I threw away what would now be millions of dollars. Don't feel too bad bro.

After the crash of 2011 I started, sold them for 150~ each in spring 2013 when it looked like they were about to crash again.

>it's worth millions! millions i tell you!
>you can't get your money out

oh well

to be honest i am glad the mtgox happened
bitcoin software wasnt mature enough
if massadoption had happened back then bitcoin may had become unusable

now it is more mature, the lightening network is going to become a thing

wtf are you talking about?

if you arent a retard you can get your money out

if you hate the exchange, become the exchange

What happens to bitcoins that are "lost" ( never "moved") do they just lay dormant in the pool for all eternity?

yes

>bit cucks but into the cryptocurrency scam
>unironically believe bitcoins will become an everyday thing
>only thing people do with them is buy and sell to other idiots because they have no real value
>prices sky rocket and crash by the thousands regularly
>this somehow makes them a good currency for anything
the only good thing you can hope for is to have bought early so you can scam someone months or years later out of some cash

every week I buy £250 worth of btc on my wirex account, my wirex account has three cards, a dollar, a euro and sterling, I only use my wirex cards for purchases, can go anywhere in the west and use them without needing to change currencies at a bank or travel agent. I now only have a bank account to get paid into and to pay household bills, so you are completely and utterly wrong.

oh well

see
you are completely wrong and completely uninformed, get educated then come back

>could have made thousands, even millions if he was smart enough
>gay instead
Yeah don't think the problem is the crypto

Yup. And there's a shitton of them like that.
Only thing that gives me some solace, is that there are many, many other people who said "fuck it this is stupid" back in 2009/2010 just like I did.

see
even

crypto is just a way for people to sell illegal drugs/services

thats about it

this is bait isnt it

oh really, how do you get out millions of dollars?
how long would it take you?

>i never cash out, i just buy my overpriced lattes with it (selected locations)

pfffft, stop shilling

Maybe pull it out in hundred thousand dollar increments?

well, it's the primary use

kinda hard to use memecoins like a debit card

Could have bought at 500 but I thought I already missed the boat.

They are used. Dark net drug business has become advanced normie ground. There are 13 years old flipping thousands of pills a month. Not to forget for hiding money from the chink eyed tax men. I think it is currently over valued, but this doesn't mean it can't go to 20K, fomo hasn't even yet begun.

I am truly btfo I want to end it every day.

you forgot the part about how the majority of transactions using them involve illegal goods such as child porn and hard drugs

>millions of dollars
well thats a challenge
maybe in the future

but you can get out tens of thousands

end it fag

incorrect, can you not read, I'll say it again - I have a visa card with the account for doller euro and sterling
you top the cards up when btc is at ATH then use them like any other card
Anywhere that accepts visa
are you being a retard on purpose

see

I am forever grateful to the Sup Forumsentlemen that got me mining early on

Forever ashamed I stopped mining when it hit a dollar.

> I'm worth millions in bitcoin
> But I can only "sell" 25k a day
> And after fees, taxes and conversion I get about 7k
> Which is ok because I only bought one bit for $8230
> I'm a bit millionaire

I've been living off of interest my entire life.

guilty as charged, remembering watching videos of bit miners when they were literally dollars..... told my wife to shoot me earlier

I bought books and food with my btc backed visa card this week

>buying shitcoin

Buy monero nigger
The entire dark web has switched to monero because its better at being bitcoin than bitcoin.
Also bitcoin takes like 6 years to send a transaction these days and half the money goes in fees

shame you don't live in the UK its treated as a currency and thus no tax on gains

also told her we should buy in after the first big slump

Conclusion: Don't get married

bitcoin is getting improved with CTs soon
it will reclaim its original properties

>taxes

(((Goldman Sachs))) is going to crash BTC just in time to ruin Christmas for the goy.

tfw i couldve bought 20k worth bitcoin 2 months ago but thought it was gonna crash

>not ethereum

absolute pleb achieved

ethereum is centralized

Wtf is the point if you can't cash it without massive commission payments and taxes???

This crypto currency has all the hall marks of being a bubble.

In the mean time, ride the long wave, friends.

what happens to gold-bar when u throw it into the ocean? It becomes almost impossible to find that. I have lost my wallet but there was (is) 0.005 something bitcoins.

>without massive commission payments and taxes
if you hate the exchange become the exchange

If you can't hold it you don't own it.

Why would I cash out when I can use my visa card that is backed by btc like a normal card, whilst earning 1-2% per day on the balance.

it's going to crash substantially, soon. Sure, you can get some sweet gains until then, but I think I will miss the point to exit. Stock market is crazy as well, I take my gains from leveraged tech index funds that won't crash that dramatically and I am guaranteed that my broker will pay me out when I have to (if bitcoin really crashes it drops immediately to 0, effectively, because nobody will buy it from you). I keep my x2 gains over that retarded Bitcoin at any time, even if I would have made x10 by now or more.

That aside, I have a couple of Bitcoin for DNM purchases. So basically I got all my sweets for free this year

Ah... the usual non-answer from bitcoin lovers.

Tell me how i can turn bitcoins into real cash on my desk. Not possible. Please answer with a pun again.

good for you that doesn't change the fact that the majority are used to buy child porn and drugs. the simple truth is bitcoins only have value because of pedos and drug dealers.

I don't understand how a currency that has absolutely no consistent monetary value can be seen as a viable alternative to real money. It seems like something that's used like stocks (buy high sell low) or for doing illegal shit. Why use them for something that you can use with real money? All you would be doing is throwing away future profit (if you ever cash them out). Also, let's be realistic here: If you bought them back when they were new, you were NEVER going to wait 7 fucking years to cash out unless you completely forgot having any until recently or are already dirty rich enough to not even give half a shit.

/thread

>>only thing people do with them is buy and sell to other idiots because they have no real value

So like any kind of currency ever, faggot?
Though I agree bitcoin is gay.


And not just because I spent my hundreds of bitcoins on SR in 2011 when they were two dollars a piece...

selectively choosing who to respond to, classic no coiner

>Sub $300 last year
>Above $8000 this year
>Based solely on speculation

You coin cucks make me laugh to no end. You have successfully created a world wide pump and dump scheme where the average joe can trick some dumbass on the other side of the world into buying his useless string of code for a huge profit.

I was a poorfag in high school in 2010. Nobody wanted to hire a high school kid so I had no money to actually invest.

what card does this?

>2017
>still striving to become filthy rich
Falling this hard for the jewish mind control.

thats all they were meant for: buying drugs online. then cringy lolbertarians picked it up and memed it as the next pump and dump

Looks like nobody can answer this lmao

yes, he's being retarded on purpose. Why do you wanna even help someone like that? Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your constant gains, like me :)

You didn't need money to invest in 2010. It was worth under 10c

in the US we have coinbase, works well

Wirex is the company, but there are many others, i like wirex because you get a dollar, euro and sterling card so never need to change currencies when traveelling

bc no money

Respect where respect is due

My prediction, when the BTC futures start trading the wall street boys will slam the fuck out of it to shake out all the long term holders, then ramp it back up to sell to a new wave of idiots at the highs. It's what they do with everything. Could be some money to be made if you can time the slam recovery right.

Fuck you guys and your internet monopoly money

What makes you think that isn't what's happening right now?

...

Bitcoin Cash is the real Bitcoin.

Wtf does that even mean? Fuck this is like arguing with Christians. The only answer you get is lol fedora.

So say I have 30k worth of bitcoin. Now give me a god damn answer how I can cash anything near 20k in a day just because I want to use it tomorrow

>haha im so smart for avoiding that scam that was $800 which is now $8000
Even if it is a scam, you could've 10x'd your money and cashed out right now. Just admit that you have a puddle of dog shit inside your cranium cus you're kissing goodbye your ticket to the great transfer of wealth in history

>put thousands into bitcoin
>multiply "investment" 100x
>sweet now I'm a millionaire! time to cash out!
>hold on goyboy you've already reached your monthly withdrawal limit on our site also we'll be taking a 10% exchange fee ;)
>b-but I'm a millionaire!

How much higher can it go?

I actually bought 50 dollars with as a meme a few days ago

I didn't don't understand bitcoin

Why is it value?

>being a costumer at mcdonald's
>winning
i don't get it

How do you turn gold into real cash on your desk?

what sites do this? Do they all do it?

Because the futures aren't trading yet. There was the jawboning by goldman or whoever a little while back, I'll concede that could have been the initial buy-in by wall street. All I know is shit like bitcoin starting to trade on CME and CBOE doesn't happen at market bottoms.

cryptomania = tulipmania

Fun while it lasts.
Fun when it pops, too.

I had a bunch when they first came out. Hard drive crashed and they were pretty worthless back then. Now their too expensive to buy into. The only reason their so expensive I'd Chinese people are using it to get their money out of China.

>taking orders from a woman
i bet you pay for her son's nikes and jordan's too

this is retarded

stay with bitcoin legacy, bitcoin cash tried to fix the problems easy and are/will face problems in the future

Amerimutt logic.

It's been leveraged since Gox closure tbqh.

>>nocoiners says btc is a bubble
>>Btc acts like a bubble

Take that, noncoiner!

Bitcoin in one post

LEL
Look at the responds only insult

Coin retards just put a step by step guide and tell me how do you even get 60 of 100 bills in your pocket now.

any wagecuck is like a mcdonalds employee to us user
welcome on the rollercoaster, you'll be a millionaire in 7/8 years just don't mind the stop at $2000 in the meantime
$8250
but you can buy 20$ of it if you want

>*self righteously teleports behind you*
>"sorry world we'll have to regulate that"

?

seems like you understand perfectly.

people use cryptos for illegal shit.

nailed it.

go home.

This is not going to end well for anyone who has entered the market recently.

Anyone that had them before this year or who has made shitloads well done lads. Fair play.

I really really want to see what happens to these coins during the upcoming worldwide recession.

Look at the market cap of these "alt coins".

Billions of dollars and most people who have heard of Bitcoin, have never heard of them.

Does the future of ecommerce involve dozens of these also rans?

Been investing in beer. I get 5¢ for every beer I drink. The goal is to get beer under that amount l.

had 48 btc
sold all at $380 to help by first home.

kill me

Bitcoin will be killed off by the establishment, central banks, China, EU and US in a joint effort

It’s called bitcoin atm dumbass

Why is it value? Shits and giggles.
Why is it 8000 value? China

>tfw i bought 100k of bitcoin 3 months ago
accomplished 2 meme goals in one, the "nice just bought 100k" and the 21 bitcoin meme. /comfy/