Should onion juice be mandatory?

Should onion juice be mandatory?

Also, I'm 275 lb, how much should I drink?

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just eat onions like apples

Not a bad plan

>laugh at onion memes
>realize every meal I cook has red onions in it

You can't escape the red pills.

>I was only 9 years old. I loved onions so much...

You know what to do.

>If you are tempted to try onion juice to increase your testosterone:

>First, consider why you think you need to increase your testosterone. Do you have a medical issue, or are you just trying to impress your online friends? If the former, you’re better off consulting with a medical professional.

Literally dying.

It's almost hard to believe it's real

after the onion memes yesterday I realized that onions would actually make really good prostate massagers if put inside a condom.

Bad mistake, condom broke and my ass sucked the onion in. I was on the toilet for 4 hours trying to shit it out and grasping at it with my hands/toothbrush. I finally broke down and went to my girlfriends house this morning and she took it out with some gloves.

what the fuck was I thinking

>THE VIRGIN SOYBOY
>THE CHAD ONION STALLION

8/10 stuff, I kekd

Never change Sup Forums

you mean "scallion"?

Doctor here
Eat 1 kg of onion for every 1 lb of body weight, that way you will be 200% onion and that means you will have a 200% percent increase in your testosterone

On a thumbnail that picture looks like a bunch of bald niggers.

I ate half of a raw onion last night.

Go fuck yourself /leftypol/

I smell like shit even after taking a shower and I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

switched from coffee to onion juice in the morning and its great

photo of the onion or never happened

man, onions are the fucking best. I though potato would be the best for a long time, but it's not true. Sorry lativa.

>not eating raw onions to have entire gym to yourself as soon as you start to sweat

Unless that's pure muscle and you're 6'6'' I'd suggest doing more than downing onions.

LITERALLY WHY

>Unless that's pure muscle and you're 6'6'' I'
6' 1"
Don't know about "pure" muscle (need the onion test boost to help cut) but I'm a big guy for you

I had to peel it and crush each individual piece a bit so it would flush because her mom checks her trash.. then I had to pretty much take a shower in her sink so I wouldn't use the shower at 4am

BECAUSE IT COULD ACTUALLY MAKE RELLI GOOD PROSTATE MASSAGERS IF PUT INSIDE A CONDOM! AREN'T YOU LISTENING???

Tonight's smoothie

1lb of Spinach
1 Onion
1 Close of Garlic
1 Carrot
1 Apple
1 Banana

Ice/Water to thin it enough to drink.

That's probably nutritional as fuck

What the hell does Europe do to their niggers to make the purple xD

What if I consume both onions and soy at the same time?

Can I get a basic gestalt about what occurred yesterday with the onions?

you'll probably die

You get "Rosie O'Donnell syndrome"

>he doesn't know about the onions

You will become the giganiggasoyboy. Not an oxymoron.

Apparently some study found that onion juice like triples the testosterone in mice or something

I only knew about the soyside

Link to doi of the study?

I wonder if a woman is pregnant if you can decide the gender of the baby with onions or soy...

I'm getting back on doing that 1-2 times a day after taking two months off.

Might have it in this article, if not it's still hilarious
archive.is/H4uVp

You should add some nuts/peanut butter/ avocado to add some fat to help absorb some of the fat soluble vitamins.

Virgin coconut oil is the shit

Yep

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24302558
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19384830

Why are they from Islamic/Arab universities though? The western ones are trying to keep it a secret?

it was only a matter of time

Chase it with a clove of garlic to amplify the effects.

>not frying potatoes, onions, and garlic in olive oil with turmeric heated in the oil

It's like you don't even want to live

>Why are they from Islamic/Arab universities though
No idea aside from (((the usual reasons)))

yes.
why is Sup Forums opposed to onionposting?

Oh don't forget that the turmeric has to start bubbling in the heated oil, that's when you put the veggies in for maximum gainz

A shitty onion pic could make this a solid 10

The only time I eat raw onion is when I grate one into finely chopped cabbage. I also add a bit of olive oil, some apple cider vinegar, salt, pepper, horseradish powder and a bit of dijon mustard to make a hell of a delicious instant coleslaw. Great in burgers, hotdogs or along any sausage. I'll usually great a whole onion for about half a head of cabbage.

holy shit i have a new fetish now

what

sounds like potent shit

go back to india haji

dude how much test did you acquire from taking an onion suppository?

>turmeric
what's the point/effect here? I usually go with salt and paprika, maybe some thymian if I'm fancy. But other than that, yeeeah :D

Can't take the soy out of the boy

is that a juice?
fucking disgusting

I think I'd need to be 10 months into this onion thing to actually be man enough to do that

kek

hes a poo in loo

Hahaha the absolute state of this fucking board

sounds like you had a shitty time

I don't want to see any fucking onions on my board

TOO FUCKING BAD

Fuck onion juice.

Sauerkraut juice is where it's at.

I was drinking like a cup of this stuff a day when I lived in Austria and felt great.

Don't onions help hair growth or some shit?

>not understanding basic reproduction

Boosts test in mice, supposedly. So it might actually make you go bald.

Lol, they have a lot to learn.There's an age-old solution to this shit.
Soup. Try it sometime, slurry-smoothanons.

this, also olive oil a good choice

nooooo, is it true?
IS THIS TRUE???? ANSWER MEE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this

why are you fags talking about juice and smoothies? just put a shit ton of onions in your next stew or chili. I don't know why you fags want to drink shitty smoothies.

SCALLION STALLION

Actually fell for this and juiced an onion. Tasted absolutely revolting, made my breath smell awful for over 12 hours and now my coworkers put onions on my desk

Why would you use olive oil any more? Avocado oil is widely available now, only a little more expensive, and superior in every way.

naturallivingideas.com/avocado-oil-benefits/

We must secure onion juice for our people and a future for white children

>being this new

hello newfriend

get memed on kiddo

>an entire onion fit up his ass

fuck is this onion meme

this onionoyim knows

Don't you wanna get swole user?

it escapes me at how you even managed this

Just make some recipes with onions. No need to overdo it.

just

no
i want a fucking job

Why not just buy one of these? I did and never looked back.

Ate an onion yesterday. Already feel like my balls got bigger.

I changed my post work out drink to onion juice.
My vegan gains have gone through the roof.

make your wife scarf down onions and cabbage if it's a boy

fucking kekd

Catabolic soup is basically onions and root vegetables. Fuck me, it's the shit, I think i can see my pulse.

Did this on a bet when I was 13, ate two full onions and smelled fucking wild for something like 12 hours.

here is a nice one for you:
get some harzer or similar cheese
> cut
> vinegar, salt, olive oil on it
> lots of raw onin rings
> mix
> let it work for a day

Weren't the onions in the study raw?

Swole people get hired easier

I moved recently and I used to love onions and now they smell really bad for some reason. It honestly kinda made me sad because I really enjoyed them. I dunno if it's a change in my diet / prescriptions or what. I should go to a nutritionist or something. Maybe it's lack of sulfur in my diet.

The chemistry of your taste buds and shit changes, or can change at least

you guys know onions are toxic and you theoretically can die if you eat enough, right?

*raw onions, that is...