If you've never beat your meat to anime/hentai you are not a true anime fan

If you've never beat your meat to anime/hentai you are not a true anime fan.

>If you've never beat your meat to anime/hentai you are faggot.
FTFY

Hentai is certainly the most interesting way of culling people out of ever reproducing I've ever seen. I think I can say this objectively.

Jack yourself stupid to a fantasy until you're impotent, fantasy raises your expectations while lowering social ability, and has single handedly caused Japan to stop reproducing.

Even if you eventually stop, you're still ruined

>and has single handedly caused Japan to stop reproducing.
Autism.

And you're saying this here of all places?

>there are people in this world that haven't jacked off to anime

those fucking normalfags

Is there even a single person in this board, just one, who fits that criteria?

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I once fapped to Asuka, felt disguisted immediately and never fapped to her again.

>mfw i've fapped to you're waifu

Sup Forumsnons will reject this, but you know it to be true
Your dick probably isn't as strong as it was a couple of years ago. You don't derive much pleasure from jacking off anymore. A downward spiral of fetishes, and everything STILL gets old and busted for you. When will you finally go up, instead of down, Sup Forums?

No you haven't. She's pure and untainted.

Yes I did user, I blew my hot, sticky load right up through her cervix and impregnated her excessively fertile womb as she howled with pleasure, begging me for more. Me and all the other dark, faceless old men in the town had quite a time with her.

>Your dick probably isn't as strong as it was a couple of years ago. You don't derive much pleasure from jacking off anymore.
>Jack yourself stupid to a fantasy until you're impotent

I've been masturbating a couple of decades and I still can come in 3 seconds some times, stay hard for multiple orgasms, and I still enjoy vanilla.

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Liar. She would never have sex with anyone but me. Idiot.

Its hard user, I've managed to go only 4 days in a row without masturbating in recent memory. By the fourth day I was such a mental wreck I could barely concentrate in class with all the lewd thoughts clouding my mind. The longer I go the gayer my fantasies become too. I could hardly hear the voice of my proffessor over imagining myself as a lewd trap getting bent over by some burly thugs and used like a slutty little onahole until all my ass and mouth pussies were splattered with cum.

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Serves you right.

You're preaching to the choir.

What the fuck is up with that guy? It's just a parody character, right?

There's some chance I don't do it often enough, what was it that study said, best to do it once a day to lower your risk of prostate cancer or some such?
I've gone for months without doing so, I'm guessing the rather jelly-like formation is a sign that I should probably not do that too much.

Jokes on you I work on my kegels.

Jelly? You should probably wash that area when you shower. Protip

>Jack yourself stupid

You need professional help

If I didn't I wouldn't be on Sup Forums would I?

>marriage and divorce laws being designed to specifically fuck over men
>the rise of feminism encouraging degeneracy, slut behavior and cheating/extramarital sex
>wanting to live for yourself instead of spending a fortune raising some ungrateful punk/cunt for ~20 years
>world is too overpopulated anyway

But nah, let's forget all of these. It's clearly ONLY anime's fault!

Wow I can finally post this.

I relate to this image on a deep, spiritual level.

Actually you are a pleb normie if you fapped to anime. Patrician anime fans never fap to anime.

What's more patrician, fapping to doujins of existing series/characters or fapping to OC stories/characters?

after sleeping with a woman I can personally assure you, jerking off is better
shit, if you have a good onahole it feels even better than pussy, or anal. straight up no lie.
i encourage you to compare them for yourself and decide which is better

Kill yourself tradcon.

At least you're not on /r9k/

>What's more patrician
Not posting garbage persona shit.

Get in the robot you faggot

I usually need the extra serving of lewdness a doujin provides, but I feel like if I were more enlightened I would be able to get off with only the canon material

It's better to fap to originals

>Even if you eventually stop, you're still ruined
This hits too close to home.

I've beat it to real porn, does that mean I'm a fan of 3dpd?

You probably have. She's extremely popular and threads involving her devolve into group masturbation fairly often.

Post her, I wanna offer her some of my semen

No. You can jerk off to someone else.

Please. I'll do it in the most respectful way possible. Like I'm praying at a shrine. Except I'm fapping instead of praying

You mean there are people here who haven't?

I'll post some of this qt, but not my waifu.

Blasphemers, they shall suffer a particularly irritating papercut and forget their wallet tomorrow.

I'm not fapping ever again unless it's to your waifu

It doesn't matter as long as I have context. I dont know why I need to have context to jerk it but there

If you want to jack off, do it to Chihaya or not at all then.

Don't be like that.
Help him out

I choose not at all.

post waifu, i'm genuinely curious now

I'm giving him alternate material. It's not my fault he won't compromise.

no

Not him but I'm in the mood for a good Chihaya doujin got any?

pls, i promise to only imagine vanilla non degenerate situations for her. handholding and missionary with the one she loves.

Do it

Don't be a cuck, don't do it

Snake?