Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the keitai's post number. Never minding the strange URL, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the keitai, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the keitai he called is not the same keitai he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the keitai's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the mod's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, BANNING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of WORKING FOR FREE.
Kevin Thompson
Time for you to say goodbye to Sup Forums. About time.
Newshit mods decided that generals are ruining this board, so they purge DJT, drawfag and buyfag generals on sight, while leaving rezero and other cancerous anime up 24/7.
It's fun.
Nathan Barnes
Wow
Jack Barnes
What's the point of banning these generals if the threads that bring much more cancer like JoJo, re:zero, dragon ball, overlord generals are still up?
Jose Reyes
Oh this is different, this isn't a jannie hotpocket, this is hotpocket that did enough sucking up to become a mod, he thinks he's a big boy now.
It's a bit like when Yotsuba painted the kitchen table because she thought that made it better, without thinking about the collossal mess she made. Except it isn't cute here.
Austin Garcia
Fuck off to the drawfag board you obnoxious prick.
Asher Sanchez
>generals are now bannable like Keit-ai
Oh happy days!
Lincoln Sanchez
Showing your true nature, eh, generalscum.
Nolan Carter
If there are multiple threads with the same topic, then it's not a general anymore.
So they're actually following the rules. It's the janitors who are breaking them by deleting their rule-abiding threads.
Julian Wilson
>generals are bannable Not all of them. ReZero, JoJo and other cancer is still up 24/7, the only ones getting deleted on sight are DJT, drawfag etc.
Blake Scott
>Newshit mods kinomod has been on here longer than you and your threads.
Hunter James
A couple of those went into hiding by skirting around what a general is. It's not like mods didn't delete the more blatant ones.
Christian Wright
>overlord along with that cancer What's your fucking problem? Overlord only has threads when there new shit to discuss
Adam Perez
Get raped, you don't belong here.
Carson Lewis
>implying this is kinomod
Jackson Rivera
It's not kinomod's doing, what the fuck are you even implying here.
That "cancer" you call it is actually about anime and manga, whereas DJT, buyfag and drawfag aren't.
Brody Lee
>complains about anime generals >g-generscum
Elijah Hughes
I want your head on a silverplatter, mod, and I will get it, you know this, I know this.
If Kinomod was here, he would already have banned you. You think you can delete this and it'll go away? Guess again, you've already failed at your job.
James Myers
Nice anime and manga discussion here
Adam Watson
>you don't belong here. No, you don't. >It's not kinomod's doing Yes it is. >what the fuck are you even implying here It's pretty fucking obvious what I'm "implying" here, you moron.
More than your threads ever had.
Evan Moore
So this is what's going to happen. Mods just clogging up the catalog with banned generals because they think they know what's best.
Oh, I see what's happening, you're trying to shift blame, that's pretty scummy of you.
Enjoy your brief stint as a moderator.
Colton Watson
>If Kinomod was here It's kinomod allowing this, you idiot.
>Destroying communties You were never part of Sup Forums, or else you wouldn't have hidden away in your cancerous little circlejerks. Sup Forums doesn't want you and never did.
Caleb Cruz
>Oh, I see what's happening, you're trying to shift blame, that's pretty scummy of you. You are projecting here. >Enjoy your brief stint as a moderator. If I were a mod you would already be banned.
Wyatt Taylor
>maybe they'll believe me if I keep saying it's kinomod