Do you wish you were Australian?

Do you wish you were Australian?

already am

already am pretty much

I like being American, memes aside, but if I had to be anything else I'd probably pick Australian. No real interest in being European; soyboy seems to be the norm there.

Lacks cold mountains and forests, else i would !

Yea nah yea

lol

>Australia is just the outback and beaches lol
We have both forests and snow covered mountains

I wish I could buy a proper Land Cruiser.

Pwoar yea for a cuppla months a year tops. The bush is top notch though, just wish i could camp and rip the forby wherever and whenever i wanted though. Fuckin nanny state

lmao you should come over, we have basically any climate that you could find in Europe/US

I am already 56% Australian, mate.

Australia has more snowfall than Switzerland

Just for like a day.

I live in Launceston, Tasmania. We have amazing forest and snow on the mountains 4-5 months a year. Sounds to me like you don’t know what you’re talking about. Pic semi related.

Hello there fellow Launcestonian

It would be nice but you chaps are full so i shall have to wait until you kick out the wogs, lebs and chinks so you will not be entirely full.

>being full
have you seen the fucking size of this country just come and live in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere in the bush and u'll be fine

Damn, definitely gonna ride around the Alpine way one day, looks great.

If you had snow, guns, no Abos, and solved your DEATHWORLD-tier wildlife, sure.

Did you know that the only non threatening lifeforms there are ...Australian bees ?

Yes

feels good m8

Fugg wish I was born 120 years ago

No, I hate warmth, would live in Tasmania though.

Feminist LGBTQU2S6ZY police state. No thank you.

Never I already live in God's Own

Technically not true (autistic german stepping in). While a great country you lack continental, temperate climates. Meaning you don´t have the whole Eurasian, North American, warm-hot summers and cold, very snowy winters weather which is the white mans default climate since we "grew up" in it evolutionarily speaking. In the inhabitable zones around the coast you get England tier continentality at best (which is pretty weak to begin with, England has no summers and hardly ever sees snow) but you also experience this continentality with very warm temperatures. So at best you have something like the weather of southern Spain and in your "snowy" mountains you have something more similar to Ireland, meaning some snow in winter but cold, chilly "summers". I lived in Australia and I promise you, one can´t understand it until one has properly experienced the white mans climate for himself. The craziness of spring after a long, dark, freezing winter when colour comes back to the world, the hot, green summers, followed by an explosion of yellow and red in autumn. There´s many great places for our race to inhabit but there´s only one true home. We are creatures of the vast continental north!

move to NZ its more like europe

Na bro. I love deck to much.

Funny meme that one, North America has bears, wolves, mountain lions, ina woods schizophrenics, twitchy cops, violent criminal ethnic groups and a pedophile deep state.

Australia has poisonous snakes and anitvenom, and we're the death zone?

Been there, done that. I'm so happy I left that commie hell-hole

Good that you mention it. I lived in NZ in 2004/2005. Beautiful place, very charismatic nature. Not european at all though. Some places that people transformed heavily with agriculture on the South Island slightly resemble parts of Britain but that´s it. Your climate is extremely oceanic (even in inner Otago) when compared to Eurasia and North America. There´s no place in the southern hemisphere that has snowy winters with hot summers. Im a weather autist, so to me this all matters greatly. Strong seasons are like a biological clock to me, they give pace and purpose.

Thanks Ahmed. If Australias climate is more like Great Britton or post-reconquesta Spain and less like the cuck-ontinental weather of France and Gemany ill sleep much more soundly tonight.

I'm a big fit Fuckin leftypol handsome aussie cunt who spends a lot of time down south US like Texas, Florida. Fuckin carefree cunt with American women all over the joint wanting that cock and begging to suck my tongue. I love being aussie. Don't like living here in the winter though

hahahah yeah righto mate

i wanted to shitpost @ you for telling us about our own country but i agreed with the end of your post so i wont

Launcestonian here also, The North will rise again

do we only get auspols on mondays now? i dont see them posted outside q and a hours

you just have to get the Colonial Mentality in your head and then you can live anywhere

How good is not being an American cunt ay..

It's Tuesday

Also >west tamar master race

More like Greater East Tasmania you cheeky cunts

tasi can fuk off

Fuckin oath you do cunt. But being American would be pretty sweet in the right states. Just like Australia really, some of it is really fucked up. Some of it, like NT is sweet except for the derro abbos. Normal blackfellas though hard to find, are good blokes.

I am ok with this

Yeah but its shit bush imo.

Good one Jarrah! Great Britain in your dreams though. Your climate zones range from mediterranean North Africa to the blistering hot Sahara desert to the tropical Congo. You literally have the southern hemisphere version of Africa. To understand what environment you live in you always need to look at the physical appearance of the poeple who have adapted to live in it for thousands of years. Do you see a difference?

>Insecure of place in the world
>Denying reality
>Delusions of grandeur
>Jealous of close friends
>Obsessed with other peoples property

You could have become a state, you could have prevented this.

Trevallynite here, yes that's ti tree bend in the photo. Wanted to post one of Ben Lomond covered in snow but couldn't be fucked.

Sure was hot today.

Jesus christ you people talk like you're laying a curse on someone

I love it

no,because of the emus 'n sheeeiiittt

Also a Trevallynite, I'll leave some clandestine clues to my identity around the grocery some time soon. Maybe the brass statue

I wish I wasn't sometimes.

This. The commie attitude is ok sometimes but I reckon I would have been better off being American or some euro fag.

I get sick if having to give so much deference to my inferiors.

I did until you let poofters defile marriage. Now the only good white countries left are the eastern European hellholes.

No

No ;_;

>t. 56% Indigenous

Great country, I have relatives there. However no guns is a deal breaker.

We have sand covered hills and that's about it. No-one needs to come here.

If I weren't a Yank I'd love to be an Aussie. Cheers, mate.

You should move before the bioweapon "accidents" start

God no. When America finally goes America First and Australia doesn't have the U.S. Navy to escort food to that cursed continent... it's gonna get bad. Not to mention the hordes of Asians just waiting to take what you have.

Yea, it's gonna get super shitty in the next couple of decades and I thank the stars I'm not Ausfailian.

No I've never felt the urge to steal sheep and even if i did I wouldn't be dumb enough to get caught & deported.
sage.

Forget countries. There´s literally not a single decent white country left. Russia has a large (~20%) mudslime minority, Poland is still 49% SJW instead of the usual 59% in western Europe, etc., etc., you get the point. What you need to look for is >pockets

We have food security and aren't worried about a few chinks. If things get bad the weak will die anyway, which is good for us all in the long run. Not like you're going to pull out of here anyway, your government has invested billions in military infrastructure and you need our strategic position to keep China in check. You basically run the show here, not much benefit in letting it all go.

>We have food security
You really don't. Especially when American Navy stops the hordes from invading you.

A gentle reminder that Australians are the Florida of the South Pacific

White Genocide is an agenda, and perhaps our biggest challenge to date, but it is unlikely damage to the best of our race. There will be pockets of resistance in every country, especially in the rural places. Once cities start falling things will start moving faster, and it will only strengthen the ones who make it through the wars to come.

Find your lifeboat community and survive the war of attrition, raise high quality children and our counterattack in 20-30 years will be able to recapture any lost ground. Remember, the immigrants need us to survive, so the more that don't comply, the sooner victory will come.

lmao, we produce enough food ourselves to feed this country 3 times over, the fuck are you on about?

Yes. As an Anglo living abroad, I’ve realized that I need other Anglos around.

I’m naturally drawn to Australia, the last bastion of true Anglo men.

When we run out of money (we already did about 18 years ago) and can't afford to protect your sea lanes you will see.

Just wait my non-friend.

You basically need to be very rich to live in most of these pockets, and even they are slowly but surely being half taken over by gooks in Australia.

I'm just going to assume you're a troll and not retarded (so to not offend your 56% intelligence), but we are one of the largest exporters of food per capita on Earth. Sure, we don't have the most streamlined distribution methods, but if we need to respond in a crisis, the people who matter will be fed fine.

We do however need to build more oil refineries so we can be more petroleum independent, that can be a major weakness.

You seem pretty set on "America First" Isolationism, so I'm sure you understand that if you guys started to pull out (which is unlikely to happen unless world peace is achieved) we would adapt accordingly.

You Krauts carry on about your beautiful winters and how lovely they are and how shit oceanic climates are yet the rest of the world has struggled to keep you bastards bottled up in your black forest for 200 years.

Finally a burger that understands the situation. We would be fucked without you. I just got my rice sac from uncle Sam today, please keep us invloved in all these cool wars.

>we would adapt accordingly.
How? You are so fucked without the U.S. Navy and this isn't even an argument. Every nation north of you will become your competitor when we pull out. You don't have the population to fight Asia. You are fucked.

I am non-white and I live in Melbourne.
> Do you wish you were Australian?
Yes.

That may be true for Australia. Here in Europe these pockets are usually the cheapset, most rural places you can find and they won´t be taken over by shitskins or even wealthy gooks any time soon because the social environment that the xenophobic whites create there is simply to uncomfortable for any outsiders.

Your climate is shit. Sun makes white men gods

Yeah, would go Yank if couldnt be an Aussie.

>You basically need to be very rich to live in most of these pockets

Assuming you are not one of the "very rich", I'll light a candle for my defeatist countrymen while I live a free, productive and fertile life being autonomous and training my kids to snap gook necks in the back paddock.

You will be truly missed when the 5 foot bugmen hoards steal your job and eat your dog. My dogs however will have a taste for slant eyes.

>Full of coconuts
No thanks

Abo's are harmless for the most part ey

What I would do for Melbourne to stop being degenerate...

What can I do, cunts?

Hans is a colonist at heart like any white person. Since we couldn´t really establish any good colonies in the age of european expansion (due to not existing as a country) we settle in yours instead.

Our black forests sport warm, even hot summers by the way.

Also don´t forget, the entire white race hails from the continental lands of Eurasia. Blue eye gene, indo-european language family, white cranial bone structure, they all evolved somewhere in the region between France and Siberia. So you too (provided you are white) evolved to fit in the climatic environment of continental Eurasia. Your narrow, long nose ridge, an adaptation to temperatures below -10 ° C. Your light skin and hair, an adaptation to winters with only 4-5 hours of daylight.

I agree wholeheartedly, yet no one seems to understand how perilous our situation is.

We're essentially a child standing before a group of adult men with a stash of valuables behind our back. We sit upon a land-mass equal to China and the USA, but with a minuscule population smaller than Poland.

Our gdp per capita and technological development be damned, we just don't have the numbers, and no one seems to understand that other ethnic groups are never friends, merely allies depending on mutual interests.

Yeah no jobs in the country unless you want to languish on the dole or pick fruit with peasants.

Strewth I guess I lost that intellectual exchange

Australia could feed 100 million easy, way more if we really wanted to

Also not many of our population is going to want to fight for shitskins and treasonous white faggots.

Any army we created would be demoralised.

We need nukes imo.

I was seriously considering doing the IOTBW thing but Lonnie's pretty much white anyway. We won't mention Mowbray though.

You'll be a sitting duck out in the sticks. They'll get you eventually if they get us.

Sounds nice though. Kind of jealous.

Yes

Send some fresh stock Down Under if you ever feel inclined. I appreciate my roots but we have a good thing going here. I wish we never had to fight you guys, we are just a sprig on you're much stronger branch.

Fuck no, i'm perfectly happy with being Norwegian

>I’ve realized that I need other Anglos around.
>I’m naturally drawn to Australia
> the last bastion of true Anglo men.

sounding a bit gay

Yea don't bother here, though if you're ever in Hobart and got good sneak skills it might be worth the effort, stir the ABC up for sure. I'm sure they'd rant that it's bad for tourism so it could redpill normies