Monster Musume Centorea's Birthday

Since it's Cerea's birthday in Japan I translated this comic like an user asked.
Hopefully this counts as "new" content. I guess keep this thread about Cerea as much as possible.

Cerea's Birthday (First half)

//Oh hey *music note*

Yo, Darling!

//What're ya doing at a department store?

//ah.

Ms. Smith.

//It's almost Centorea's birthday right? Did you come to get her a present?

//Hello.

//You scamp-

Other urls found in this thread:

a.pomf.cat/zzyppu.mp3
youtube.com/watch?v=PSww-wPqtgw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Cerea's Birthday (Second Half)

[The day of]

So what did you end up getting?

Oh, actually
//Hey what'dya think you're doing!!

Someone at the shop really recommended a set of horseshoes

Ahhh~ Darling...
For a centaur, that would be like...

An engagement ring, you know?

//You didn't know?

//gulp

SHE SAID IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT RING!!

Darling!
Honey!
Hubby!

//Huh?
//Ah, well, no...

Explain yourself right this instant!

//Sniff

I don't get to show up?

First for best girl

Happy Birthday to the buxom blonde with a heart of gold. A gift from her to user.
a.pomf.cat/zzyppu.mp3

Cough cough, nudge nudge TTF. ;^)
Don't worry about it too much if you are busy.

Night/Morn Sup Forums, I'm going to hit the hay.

Thank you!
Btw Loen, looks like alot of people liked your pic

Also some stuff posted by Shake-O

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I feel the need for a carrot cake tonight.

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This isn't plebbit, cancer. Act accordingly to the site or fuck off.

>Hopefully this counts as "new" content.

I love this meme. Keep it up tanktop. Who fucking cares if it is or isnt new content kek.

I just wanted to post the translation of that comic for the user who asked but since no thread was up I had to make a new one.

I think the new mod is going overboard honestly I just filter or ignore threads I don't like. I thought DJT was annoying so I just don't read or post in it.Not to say these threads don't get way fucking off topic a lot.

Eat a dick

Please, TTF. I will have none of your rationality here. We run on emotions. Mostly rage.

hey TTF, what did Crabman said here?
何のキャラ絵も用意する余裕の無い時のキャラ誕生日という申し訳なさの極み日

heh, there are lots of people posting carrots on Twitter

>I am sorry that a character's birthday when I can not afford any character picture

Which I'm guessing translated is

>I'm sorry that I didn't draw a picture for Cerea's birthday

thanks

Honestly it's pretty much

>Tfw you have no time to make a picture even though it's that characters birthday

that carrot can easily be replaced by a dick
and I believe that the artist did that on purpose

Get outta here with your crazy conspiracy theories

c´mon
who would do a titjob to a carrot?

Clearly a horse would.

Where is your public ban?

You don't need a thread up

New content and a character's birthday, fuck off cunt

Two pages of a fan comic isn't enough to justify a 24/7 general

it isn't a 24/7 general
and it could have been reached page 10 if you didn't have posted complaining about the thread

Stop responding to the /qa/ shitposter. Stop.

Crab has abandoned Centaur boobies for Minotaur mammaries. It's a dark day for four forelimb foreplay fans.

Did we ever get a pic from Crab for Miia's birthday?

no
he said something similar in her birthday

As OR, thanks, TTF.

>that carrot can easily be replaced by a dick

I don't know, it's a pretty big carrot.

For You

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There's some really awesome art today.
>tfw you can't force yourself to practice hard enough to make a collage of Cerea as various warrior archetypes

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Cute but I can't deal with having a 10~ year old daughteru that's already packing DDs.

Here body is a little bit smaller than the canon model but I love the hair in that picture.

It's the family who gets better with age. Cerea with K cups.

Why do horses need such humongous breasts? They can's sell their milk like cowgirls and centaur men seem to be more flank-focused.

Big babies need big food.

Yeah, horses are usually 150-200 lbs at birth.

and heavy centaurs should be much more than that.

They'll need all the milk they can get.

Will Cerea's mother become a laid-back grandmother, or will she double down and try to make Cerea's kid a perfect poster child for badass Centaur women who don't need no meat-headed Centaur men?

She seems more traditional than the other moms and a lot more strict. I imagine her teaching fundamentals when she comes over to babysit and being terse in her lessons.

Centorea is half-breed and won't be able to conceive.

>Darling picks Cerea
>she can't have children
>Mero shlicking in the distance

>For centuries Centaur women would only choose the strongest males to breed with.
>Now they complain because all the males are ugly meat heads focused on strength.
>Mass secret adultery with teasers leaving the males to unknowingly raise someone elses kid.

Male centaurs did nothing wrong and got screwed over by their women.

>Male centaurs did nothing wrong and got screwed over by their women.

I still think Cerea's mom is seeing male centaurs on the side.

They can't keep suppressing the natural instinct for big strong horse dick for too long.

Neither can human women. Humanity will go extinct if we allow monster boys to visit our countries.

Crabman, your English improved to the point that you can post here just in time for all the MM threads to disappear.
In other words, Cerea is sterile when Crab publishes that fact in the manga, not before.

Nice headcanon.
The stallions seem to show more interest pumping iron than pussy. Plus presumably worse social skills than even Cuye.

Today is the best day.

What is it about serving beer that makes a girl a hundred times hotter?

Is it today? I haven't been in these trheads for ages but I wouldn't want to miss (tied-for) best girl's birthday.

Screwed over pretty fucking hard by natural selection and foreign beauty standards. Poor centaur men.

I wonder how Cerea would react to all the attention.

Is she riding suu's hairdongle?

Maybe.

But more it's a horse playing with a ball.
It's adorable if you've never seen a horse do it.

And you know why they ended up that way? Because the women would only screw that type of male for centuries while the nice looking males with social skills couldn't get girlfriends.

Now that the centaur women have fucked up their males entirely they're looking to fuck up the human male population.

Doesn't look like it to me.

Probably there are still some centaur pussy that prefers centaur dick over a human dick. I bet that most of the male centaur mating happens during full moon.
Oh and maybe there are still some less savage looking centaurs

I made a cake last night for this special occasion. Ignore the bad icing job.

Dats real dedication.

Happy Birthday Horse.

No pranking today bae.

Flustered.
OBVIOUSLY!

Happy Birthday to the loveliest girl who happens to have the loveliest hair. I'd spend hours brushing it and her.

Why was she doing that to begin with?

Quality discussion going on in here, generalfags. Just make a thread on /c/ so you can spam pictures as you'd like.

>150306913
nice bait

Horses like balls. youtube.com/watch?v=PSww-wPqtgw

>Cerea will never be bouncing on top of you like that.
Was there a reason to live? Can't remember.

>mfw people think cerea can't kiss you during birthday sex

user you'd die.

>didnt even get into the omake about her

cerea is synonymous to suffering.

would be cute to see more of her playing with a beach ball or an exercise ball
taking out her instinct

Because Suu might be more durable than the sofa that turns people to mush.
On the other hand, Suu may have pranked her by pretending to be a chair.

I promise not to bull horsefags today.

Cerea has a fat ass and will destroy your house.

>Cerea has a fat ass
You're god damn right.

Every girl should have her day in the sun. Let's celebrate Cerea even if you don't particularly like her because it's going to be your waifu's turn in the sun and you would want people to treat her well.

She got a booty.

That would be good maybe if it was a human ass instead of a horses.

amen

perfect chance to build up my cerea folder too

Swiggity swooty...

CEREA IS CUTE
CEREA IS COOOL

Fan comic not omake.

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Reminder that Cerea MURDERED this memechair

She was too embarrassed to admit to breaking it, but she did set up a temporary replacement and order a new one. She set up Rachnera too.

rach is so cute when she thinks no ones looking

The Suu taking advantage of Rachne is a running joke that never gets old to me. I at least smile about it every time it is referenced.

suu is a being of pure rape, not even rachnee can dom her

She did in her bucket for the OAD. As a clear example Suu must be severely powered down in order for Rachne to work her magic. Suu is the strongest!

Yeah, and she also MURDERED that truck driver. Yet some Anons call her a jobber.

Cerea Kill Count: 2
Other girls' Kill Count: 0

Dangerous women are sexy.

Would you still love Cerea if her butt was a snake's?

Well it's an improvement, but her personality doesn't change, so no.

Are her massive udders a weapon too? I wouldn't mind getting crushed by those.