This is why I hate elves

This is why I hate elves.

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What's the point, he is dead. We will never get a proper ending.

Everyone hates elves

Even being a fucking half orc is better than being elvish

He's right though, Elves are the superior race. Elves are the best.

Sigmar thinks elves are gay, and Dwarfs are better friends instead.

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>fucking a young looking elf that's actually a grandmother

holy shit this sounds hot

are there any doujins like this?

Sequel for this at Comiket 91 is gonna have the original two have more kids, like in the forties. Some of the first ones must have kids of their own by now. exhentai.org/g/913163/856e181501/

Not an elf, but...

Well the elves aren't superior in Warhammer 40k, they literally clusterfucked a god into existence which then proceeded to murder 99% of their race.

Fucking Eldar.

Elves aren't the superior race though.
Oh big deal you get infravision and a longer lifespan.

You know what else you get? Level caps, inability to dual class, and inability to become a paladin.

No elf will ever match the power of a human who dual classes into an 18th level figher, 19th level cleric, 20th level mage.

In all universes that feature Elves they're physically weaker than Humans and despite having stronger magic, they're still limited to certain types of magic unlike Humans that can use all.

>they're physically weaker than Humans and despite having stronger magic, they're still limited to certain types of magic
But that's wrong.

That's why you play half-elf bastard rape baby.

You should play Sil.
Race selection is equivalent to difficulty selection.

Well, they ARE superior. Only thing we have for them is that we have superior numbers.

>In all universes
Except in both LoTR and Warhammer Elves are physically superior and can use more magic than humans.

Halt citizen, we have received reports of talos worshiping in this thread.
You wouldn't know anything about that would you now?

>tfw you don't get demure, beautiful elven men in anime that are all humble and soft spoken

I don't think i've seen any anime that runs with that sort of elven character. Sort of upsets me on the inside

>Toiken elves being physically stronger than Men

this is a lie

This is why I hate white people

Have their not been in all of that fujo and reverse harem stuff?

What I always find hilarious is that when you get the stories where elves have been around longer than humans, and medieval is the height of their civilization. While humans only took 1000-2000 years to reach that point and are on thier way past it.

That's because Technology is Evil™.

Tree technology can only get you so far

Sort of. In a lot of these stories it's probably like that divide you see in Princess Mononoke, Escaflowne, Giniro, and other anime, where the humans have obtained some kind of level of steampunk technology and the elves are just forest dwellers.

But the elves really are the superior race. They age longer, they have hotter women, they're smarter and exceptionally better at magic.

I mean, I play as a female elf almost 80% of the time in RPGs if I have a chance.

The only problem is they're hippies who continue to live in forests.

>"Ara user you're here! I'm all ready for our date. Do you have anything special in mind?'

To my knowledge, no, we have not gotten any humble pretty boy elves in anime. Not even in any boys love or reverse harem stuff. If Sup Forums has any examples, shit, I'd live to see some

Well, I remember GATE explaining that elves basically don't care about learning new things because they have literally an eternity to do such things.

Is that a bulge? or a vagoo bulge?

Yeah, let me show you where the Town's gallows are at.

t. filthy elf scum

I understand fujo and otome harem cliches are along the same lines as normal harem cliches, but I can't help but feel that otaku harems just have better diversity. Otomes never have shotas, every guy is basically just a butler or troubled beltsnzippers, or a Sengoku transplant.

Even on the most superficial, harems tend to include all the bust sizes.

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>You will never be good friends with a tall, gentle elven man who is more pretty than you
>You will never have him fall in a quaint and awkward love with you

This already sounds like an Anime on it's own. Put a human knight girl in an elven kingdom after she saved the pretty young prince, who becomes smitten with her

Think of it this way. If you greatly increase the lifespan of your race while decreasing the birth rate, it means the vast majority of your race are seniors who can't into new things and are strong traditionalists.

A lot of series with elves make it a point that elves are slow to change and adapt to new things while humans are much quicker too and willing to take more risks.

What we've learned from porn is that elven men are not very amorous on their own, you'd have to seduce them and more or less rape them. They will never take the lead.

>Elves can't dual class or become Paladins
You have a shitty DM running a shitty homebrew campaign.

You know, in a lot of Western circles, they love making Elves to be sex maniacs. I mean, fucking look at Warcraft, Blood Elves have hookahs, the Demon Hunters under Illidan had a fucking sex den

But, I make the distinction of it being a young Elven prince. Of course, being young makes him, like, what a century old? He meets a brave human knight for the first time and essentially becomes the equivalent of a reverse weeb for humans

So he ends up collecting a bunch of knightly and human paraphernalia. C'mon, it's a great idea

>Playing a shitty homebrew
>Thinking a single game or rules applies to ALL instances of that character trope

It's like you don't even want elven men in plate bikini's

>this is why the elf women are going to human men
Is he implying that all elves are cumsluts? I just want a qt elf to cuddle and watch the stars with.

Yeah, I just booked a breast reduction sugery for you.

I hope doing stupid shit like elf ears prosthesis becomes a normal thing. And not those shitty vulcan ears, but some Lodoss stuff.

Quads like that shouldn't be wasted on such a shitty post. Besides she needs those delicious udders to feed the brood of halfbreeds she'll soon be swollen with. We'll have at least 7.

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Y'know, I'm kinda of glad Tolkien put a copyright death grip around the idea of Hobbits just as strong if not stronger than the one Disney has on the mouse.

It at least saved one thing from being endless copied in every fantasy setting

i like my elves with reasonable tits and wider hips

I like em with their heads removed from their disgusting bodies

DEUS VULT

say that to my face, not online, and see what happens

I will

I'll even do it naked just to spite you because I know you won't do anything about it like pin me down and smack me with your breasts.

elf iz fer eatin'

Man this reminded me of a 5e campaign I played.

>tfw I played Priest who served in a kingdom's army as a captain of its healer company.
>tfw ran into Elf during party split up in city when looking for a certain church and arms merchant.
>tfw it just became Elf takes you sight seeing and date.
>tfw it turns out Elf has a Human general father of the kingdom my character served in, and that he married the Elf's mother after meeting and killing her father during a war that happened 20 years ago when he was a young officer.
>tfw general tells me if I want to impregnate his daughteru I would have to fight him hand to hand in combat and kill him in front of a crowd of soldiers
>tfw the campaign after that point becomes Metal Gear with the party forming a private mercenary army with some war orphans and arms merchants in order to create a new nation for soldiers only while a civil war happens.
>tfw throughout the campaign I hear actions of the elf girl's father becoming a rising hero who could unite the country once again.
>tfw he becomes final boss fight stopping the party's dream from coming true.
>tfw his final words were his blessings to marry his daughter and him telling my PC how this situation reminds him of how he killed his daughter's father long ago, how he only wanted the strongest to be with her to protect her, and that he kept the secret of him killing his daughter's real father from her and her mother.
>tfw felt too guilty after fucking up Elf's human father, and everything he did in order to try and save his country not to marry and fuck her as repentance.


Me and the party were technically the villains the entire time and did everything wrong.

>homebrew
You know all of that was straight out of the books, right? Only humans can dual class, only humans have no level cap. Elves and other races can multiclass but not dual class and we all know how horrible multi-classing is.

Vol 21 just came out literally a few months ago.

What book? It's not in the 5e Player's Handbook.

Again, the point of using a single books universe as a way to apply that logic to ALL things is rather stupid.

I can see it with Paladins, who had minor real life equivalents in mythos, but with elves? Shit son, if you do that, you miss out on the Scandinavian Spirit elves that were bound to peoples homes and could walk through walls, and would invite humans for hundreds of years long fey-parties and shit

Not all elves are the same.

This thread makes me want an anime adaptation of the Silmarillion, in which Tolkien debunks his own "elves are better than humans" meme. Feanor alone proves that elves are shit.

Coundl't find the picture of the knight walking down stairs hunting elven scum all whilst one is shitting themselves on the other side. But good enough I guess.

>Elfs are a superior race

When niggers can read, maybe that statement could hold weight.

>picture of the knight walking down stairs hunting elven scum

now I want to see that pic

Elves are literally nothing but meat for breeding.

Fuck you.

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*whips out the axe*

>Five hundred million

This says something about elves. wew

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Well, elves in that series do have high libido and sexual drive.

Who wud a hobbit. They are ugly and too small

>implying it's just that series

What's the furry race called? I like those guys.

Girl hobbits are cute as fuck and are top tier wife material. They're bubbly and vivacious and they love to cook.

great, after you said it was a series i thought it might actually be some semi-faggy fantasy series but after looking it up, it's just uninspired and contrived porn
I haven't felt this let down in a while.

MUH SILMARILS

>being pro elf
>supporting anything non human
Disgusting heretics

Hey, Dwarves are total bros

>This thread

>Anime elves are tall, blonde, beautiful, have huge tits, and are usually the good guys
>Modern elves in the west are slightly shorter than humans, beautiful, have huge tits, and are usually the good guys
>Folklore elves are tiny, childlike, and will definitely steal your children, shoes, and milk

Gee whiz user I wonder why the latter is less popular

You sound like someone who frequently has to go searching for his shoes to go buy more milk, but gets distracted by thoughts of your younger sibling's disappearance a few years ago.

Elves are bad, but you know what's even worse? Space Elves.
Why shoes and milk.

You're 0/2 there my man.
We have an understanding.

Elves are superior race, that's why we need to rape them.

ashram did nothing wrong

>mfw space elves are being exterminated in the LN
>mfw humans are winning

I too hate fucking elves.

What about half elves? Are they ok?

>Why shoes and milk
Ask those farmers who can't explain why their shoes are falling apart and why their cattle's not producing any milk.

There's literally nothing more disgusting and repulsive.

half breed abominations need to be removed as well

>space elves amounting to anything


What did you expect, they are usually already gay as fuck, what would happen when you give them an empire in space

>the Demon Hunters under Illidan had a fucking sex den

Proofs?

animal people usually has the highest unarmed damage although I don't actually know the name for them. That basically means in regular life animal people >>> Orcs > Elves >>> Humans

kill yourself

Ok, how do you guys feel about Orcs?

>1000-2000 years
What did he mean by this?

>mfw humans are winning
That's very surprising. I didn't it would be possible without overpowered the Abh are.
So they doesn't steal shoes, they just break them. Fucking Elves.

They usually live in fucking treehouses or something equivalently Robinson Crusoe though.

>trespassing inside paintings

The blacks of the mythical world. You won't admit it but that's what they are.

Have you never been inside the black temple?

Zero no Tsukaima F