So does she have pubes down there? She is a half elf after all, the hairlessness might be recessive

So does she have pubes down there? She is a half elf after all, the hairlessness might be recessive.

Interesting question. Do elves have pubic hair? And if no do half elves have none, or just less of it?

Ask

In some settings it's described that they have no body hair.

Why did this become a thing anyway? The Tolkien elves had beards and yet I've seen western fantasy books make their elves hairless everywhere but the head and eyebrows. It would make sense in porn, but why bother elsewhere?

I would say to emphasize them being ageless, but I have no idea where it really started.

I thought tolkien elves had no facial hair...
I know dragonlance elves don't grow it

Native americans also dont have bodyhair.
So why not, it fits the idea of purity of elves.

B-B-But elves aren't real! Why even ask if they pubic hair?

Then where does Santa get his toys?

Why /sci/? Ask /tg/ they would know.

That's a gun, not an elf

Maybe they do have body hair. It just won't grow into thick bushes like human do.

Something like the underside of your forearms.

For most of Sup Forums everything with pointy ears is automatically an elf, because that's all a japanese elves have.

A knife-ear is a knife-ear, user.

That gun is leaking oil. Who did the maintenance?

Solvent oil after a long stint innawoods. Some folks put in too much of it.

>underside of your forearms.

But hair doesn't even grow on the front side

Really? Not even a peach fuzz?

Good for you though. Top side of my forearm is really hairy so I thought the underside would be a good example of thin body hair.

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what is this from?

I sincerely hope so. Pubes are love.

I don't think most people do, but its neat that you've got Internet access Sasquatch.

how can one take a picture like this? Is it even possbile?

I actually was messing around with it because I thought the same thing. Its a pain in the ass, but its apparently possible. Your hand needs to be covering the lower part while the reflection of your hand and arm is covering the upper.

Can we fucking not, I nearly gouged my eyes out the last couple times someone asked this. It needs to stop.

I was wondering the same thing as soon as I saw it and while is what I thought as well I wonder if it's physically possible.

I know you just wanted me to post this you fucking baiter.

Elves are smooth like babies.
Half-Elves may develop some body hair or not, but when they do, it is fragile and easily removable.
Because Dungeons and Dragons.

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Doesn't matter. Your dick can still be putted in there, right?

>subarus phone
Nice touch

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SILVER PUBES

>Google reverse image search: Plant
source on that

Cute Guns Doing Cute Things

The name is Upotte? Might watch later but it doesnt seem very good

god i love this place so much

If anything, know this.

It's XEBEC.

I don't watch this but I only care about the doujins and considering this show is long over how many rape doujins about this bitch have been made.

as soon as I saw op I knew it was leading up to this post

this whole thread is bait

>Looking for Re:Zero thread
>Enter zero, re, rem, subaru, ram and clown into catalog
>Nothing
I see, so what I actually should I looked up was the word pubes. I'll be sure to add it to my list of Re:Zero tags.

Don't forget half elf.

Damn, I tend to forget it but Emilia is cute as fuck.

Because it makes them more culturally distinct from humans and dwarves.

At first I asked 'why?' then 'how?' finally I realized now of this is matter anymore.

Nice bait.

This isn't really a Re: Zero thread. There currently isn't one up.

Because no new content and means no new thread

Also because everyone had to teak a break and cleanse themselves in the shower consider that sister-in-law Ram has a strong possibility of fucking brother-in-law Subaru. Everybody just felt absolutely unclean after that. The entire situation is absolutely fucked right now.

Not an actual Re:Zero thread user

Stop saying this, its making me feel bad all over again.

I just came back from a shower and now I have to go back in. Thank you for reminding me user.

Good. Generals are bad and you should stop doing it.

Never really a general, we just got new chapters and translations everyday. So there was a thread up, everyday.

> that sister-in-law Ram has a strong possibility of fucking brother-in-law Subaru.
What?

Its really complicated and I o longer have the time to type entire paragraphs of the psychology of the situation.

Do it please.

You know a lot of people are still reading the translations user?

There is plenty to discuss.

>Ange have blondie hair down there - he said

I have no time so I'll just re-direct you

>Tusk has a penis - she said

Interesting. Thanks.

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does anyone have that picture of Subaru grabbing Emilia's ass while Rem cries

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I keep it handy at all times

Bless you user

Tfw Subaru's move set is perfect for sexual assault.

I'm not sure it is. He's got one invisible hand. He's missing any classic ability like mind control or time stop.

A-anime girls have pubes??

Someone need to edit the tongues to have syphilitic sores and pustules. It would really add to the image.

He can also blind people.

Not him but its basically like this.

Subaru has a real deep bond and love for Rem, but due to her "death" Subaru as of right now is a broken man. He is unable to enter any romantic relationships with anyone for an entire year now since his libido is dead. He has pent up oni lust and a longing for Rem that Subaru is starting to Ram as a proxy to see Rem, with Subaru acting strange like treating Ram as Rem and such. Ram on the other hand loved both Rem and Subaru and pushes those two to be together all the damn time. But since Rem was "erased" Ram no longer remembers her so her "I love Rem and Subaru they should be together" changed to "I love Subaru and we should be together" kind of fling.

That's the gist of it anyways. Its much more complicated than that but you get the idea.

I just had to google those...

He can blind dogs. And he broke his magic asshole so now he needs a little girl to help him if he wants to magic fart anywhere.

Ah yes, the filthy one night stand full of pity sex. How does it feel to have memed it into existence?

If that theory is true, then why does Ram act like such a bitch towards Subaru

Why the fuck would he put his dick in Ram? Does he want Clownitis?

So lovely.

Their reactions from the tingling they feel when you comb it with you fingers is one reason.

white pubes?

Oh, this was a riot. Bless that brave soul.

Actually in arc 6 while in the tower Ram is acting really weird so to speak, she isn't her usual self around Subaru anymore. Actually a bunch of the details are in the redirect the user posted, just read the replies and work the details out for yourself. He already has Dragon AIDS so.

>He already has Dragon AIDS so.
Pretty sure you don't want to bug chase Dragon AIDS with Clown AIDS.

Probably denial because she knows something feels off. It's easy to feel something "should happen", but the WHY is a difficult matter, and even in this case when the "competition" has been erased.

She has a huge forest down there.

Harufu erufu a best

>Eru-erufu is the best
Fixed.

Before the pre-death of Rem she talked like this

>“Stop looking at Ram with those perverted eyes. We’re the same in terms of looks, so just do what you want with Rem instead.”

Post-death of Rem, Ram just went full cunt on Subaru, with hints of something "off" with her.

So where are the full elves?

I hear realized that she would have silver pubic hair is she did have any hair down there.

That's hot

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If*

That was actually me. I was the one who memed it here. Sorry.

In my defense, I think everyone's taking it a bit too far.

Will Ram ever get any good memes? She's suffered enough.

>pubes down there
where else would they be

I thought clown cannon was a pretty good meme.

Too bad it's actually not a meme and is canon

I suppose I should rephrase. Positive memes.

Otto becomes Ram's husband is one I guess.

The savage and the civilized

Elves are either fantasy Romans or Injuns, sometimes both

Injuns are naturally hairless manlets (the Spanish ruined this, hence why Mexicans all have mustaches but are still manlets) while the Romans (ancestors of the Spanish, but not manlets) were hairy bastards like modern Italians (and Spanish) but took great pains to shave all their excess hair off.

You would know this if you had read Thermae Romae.