CIGAR SHAPED OBJECT HAS ARRIVED. SIZE OF FOOTBALL FIELD
>Pan-STARRS 1 telescope in Hawaii spotted something strange zooming through our solar system. It turned out to be a visitor from beyond our solar system, and it's unlike anything astronomers have seen before.
>'Oumuamua. The Hawaiian name, partly coming because of the location of the telescope that discovered it, loosely means "a messenger that reaches out from the distant past."
>"For decades we've theorized that such interstellar objects are out there, and now -- for the first time -- we have direct evidence they exist,"
>literally nothing stop playing with my thirst for happenings
Lucas Jenkins
fuck off oumuniggers we're full
Christopher Hernandez
>CIGAR SHAPED OBJECT Um no Sweetie. It's actually turd shaped. Probably just a giant petrified turd from the next galaxy over. Kind of like a comet, but turdlike.
Oliver Rivera
It’s just a big rock
Asher Fisher
Or maybe
Blake Davis
Nice fake happening thread.
Hudson Cruz
It's already gone.
Christopher Baker
bigly true if big
Jaxon Richardson
If there's crew inside, it should probably be much larger. If there's no crew inside, what kind of machines are they bringing here?
I think it's just a rock.
Grayson Martin
Shows that aliums invented shitposting long before us.
Michael Murphy
But this rock is actually and literally from not from our solar system.
Jaxson Ortiz
please conquer us aliens, please conquer us, alien overlords I bow down before you, you are holy, please aliens become our new masters, aliens, come back, come back, we will build statues of your image, we will elevate you to god status, if you are reading this aliens, how can I assist you in your Earth conquest?
Ryder Martin
...
Jack Thomas
meh
Zachary Cook
Alien fascism when. The numan will not be so human, and the humans will serve the numan.
I need a quick rundown on the ufo Should I be worried?
James Hughes
Maybe it's something like the Voyager satellite. It's got some tech and symbols and shit to show off the ayy lmaos.
The problem is that if this came from a planet then it's been going for millions of years probably. By the time it got here that alien civilization that sent it is probably long dead. Kinda sad really. By the time an ayy lmao gets ahold of the Voyager the sun will probably have engulfed the earth.
Anthony Howard
yes it will hit Earth within 3 days and do catastrophic damage, apparently.
Xavier Butler
lets pray operation perseus is a success, victory to the light +++
Joseph Gray
Cigar shaped you say?
Aaron Bell
It is an asteroid that did not originate in or solar system and it came from somwhere else in the void.
Jordan Ross
>yes it will hit Earth within 3 days and do catastrophic damage, apparently. Time to panic and spread the message without confirming its validity
William Richardson
>Oumuamua AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Ian Green
I'm gonna laugh when the Aliens step out and they all look like Nazi propaganda poster looking motherfuckers
Landon Ward
The voyager we humans sent is very small compared to that. Though I suppose it could be full of plates made of some sturdy material engraved with their writing to pass on the most important parts of their knowledge or culture. Maybe rare pepes from outer space.
Isaiah Moore
Here's the original article without the popsci bullshit
TLDR: its long piece of rock or metal and they think others like it pass through our solar system undetected.
It's fucking nothing
Gavin Hughes
It's an asteroid cunt Came from outside our solar system but it's still just an asteroid
Christian Ross
like this? this is from "people of earth" tv show. the portrayal of the Aryan alien is pretty funny.
Asher Gomez
They might ban eating chicken so aliens can fuck off.
James Jackson
This
>holy fuck were all going to die, leave Britney alone !!!!
Jeremiah Cox
It's an asteroid or something, dipshit.
Easton Scott
I thought this to, great book.
Mason Jenkins
Fake and gay we are alone in this universe
Robert Hill
>Bluebeam talk all year >Oy vey the aliens are suddenly here this very year!
Seriously? Are they really going to try this?
Noah Rodriguez
IT'S THE REAPERS
Luis Stewart
Daily reminder that "ufos" are demons, and the narrative of aliens is being pushed to create an excuse of "mass abduction" when the rapture happens.
Gabriel Ross
>CIGAR SHAPED OBJECT >MFW
Justin Thompson
Prepare yourself whiteys, Yakub is coming back in his spaceship and he will land on top of one of the egyptian pyramids, this is what the pyramids were built for, spaceports for the space faring negroid race.
apologize
Jose Kelly
just come to earth and kill all the niggers already
William Taylor
looks like a distraction, possibly because of uranium one
Jackson Wood
>first
heh
Benjamin Johnson
Your moms dildo has arrived.
Grayson Watson
all you stupid fucking niggers in this thread crying about "fake news" or "not a happening" are pathetic this is legitimately interesting news there are plenty of other threads dedicated to the end of the world, go cry about it in one of them
Dylan Martinez
SOLAR WARDEN,SOLAR WARDEN WILLIAM TOMPKINS SOLAR WARDEN.
Julian Torres
IKNR?
Jacob Roberts
I wonder how hard it would be to land something on such a body.
I will too, but they’ll know about the nazis and the current political climate but they’ll still wear swastikas to confuse and fuck with people.
Andrew Gray
Dude, the grays and tall whites aka pledians have been visiting the plant since forever, they don't make themselves known because we are still basically nigger tier. However, they do intervene from time to time when we start messing with nuclear weapons.
Daniel Roberts
This, we should meme this as much as possible. Get black people thinking de rules is gonna flip white boi
Joshua Robinson
Oumuamua sounds niggery
Brody Lewis
Fantastic book.
Leo Robinson
Great even more refugees.
Jose Rodriguez
Some astronomers believed it to be "going to fast" to remain in the solar system for long and that it wouldn't be coming back. It didn't make loop around the sun, but into Earth's orbit. It made a hairpin turn back towards Pegasus. That means it wasn't using the typical "centripetal slingshot" that we would normally see around an object of mass. It was observing us.
Jacob Reyes
Pleiadians are here now working with Trump. Putin is fully aware and working along side them as well. God bless you all, we're in for one hell of an awakening.
Jonathan Gray
Why wouldn't NASA try to land a probe on it so we can gather data from outside of our solar system when it leaves?
Ian Turner
Black death .... prevented the entire world from starving.... now we have a jew and black issue multiplied by the muslim issue.....
Asians look like retarded weasels that includes Hawaiians disgusting into the oven
Chase Turner
That is not very surprising or noteworthy.
It's a big universe
Landon Thomas
Because NASA is a PR Firm for the Illuminati, meant to deceive the public and hide the truth with small sideshows and distractions.
John Cook
This probably. Wake me up when we recoeve signals coming from it or it changing trajectory without outside force
John Gray
Yeah, so what lives in space and craps as big as a football field? Should we be worried about this?
Brody Cruz
We call those assteroids.
Joseph King
>"For decades we've theorized that such interstellar objects are out there"
YEAH... ASTEROIDS
Oliver Kelly
It's a fecal based life form from the anus of Yaldaboath.
Landon Morales
well thanks obama
Kevin Mitchell
This. Convince them that their God is coming for them. They’ll migrate to the pyramids.
Mason Clark
Please hit Earth.
Jaxon Sullivan
For you
Anthony Evans
>Muamuamuamuamua >Translation: Hawaiian for advanced sentient life from outer space coming to visit us on Earth with a message of peace and Trump needs to be impeached so Obama can return and it was her turn!
Kevin Campbell
ITS A FUCKING ROCK FUCK OFF
but seriously, what's the chances this rock has some microbial sized life forms? antibiotic immune space diseases? anything of interest apart from it being a rock? new material/element?
Caleb Russell
Wtf i love world govt now
Nicholas Lee
YES HOYM, WE ARE JUST ASTEROID, TOTALLY NOT A SCOUT. JUST TRUST US YOU STUPID HOYM
Robert Sanders
this was gay as fuck
Levi Hall
It begins
Camden Reed
The fact that its 10x longer than its wide and the fact that its approx. 400m long and a revolution takes 7.4hours makes me doubt this is a rocky asteroid.
Please tell me how a 400m long 30m wide solid rock formed in outerspace. Im not saying its impossible just absolutely unheard of.
Why is this thread bot posted btw?
Jordan Young
literally just a rock
doesnt comets enter our solar system all the time?
Joseph Baker
for one, it already happened. for two, it's already long gone after slingshotting with the sun's gravity
>The authors of the paper can’t rule out that ‘Oumuamua started out at the outer edges of our Solar System but got thrown inward at an odd angle by interactions with an unknown planet. But this would require the existence of a rather large planet at a great distance from the Sun, so they consider that unlikely.
Nibiru confirmed. They're coming.
Parker Wilson
>and it's unlike anything astronomers have seen before.
It's a fucking rock. I already know it.
Jayden Gonzalez
So significantly smaller than an aircraft carrier? Yawn
Charles Morgan
This is a possibility they already theorize there is a big planet outside the kuiper belt due to the odd positions of comet orbits.
Robert Bailey
Criminally underrated.
Luis Morris
Not all the time. This is the first observation of a body travelling into our solar system from interstellar space.
Dylan Thomas
pls be space elves
I want my dark and light skinned elvish fantasy come true
Jeremiah Robinson
We could have a gig on it if we truly put our minds to it.
Mason Ross
you idiot that isn't a mouth, that is its neck delete this
Luke Howard
>CIGAR SHAPED OBJECT HAS ARRIVED. SIZE OF FOOTBALL FIELD Did Trump whip out his dick?
Jaxson Nguyen
>please tell me how this rock formed this shape in an infinitely expanding vacuum with endless probabilities
