This is what it's really like having a sister

This is what it's really like having a sister.

Pretty much but you skipped the part where she becomes older and both of you become jaded assholes so it evens out in the end.

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Having children is the same except you get the occasional, "I never wanted to be born!"

T-tony?

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had a good chuckle there, lucky seven.

My imouto was a pathological liar and bitch since she was old enough to talk.

This hurts

My siblings and I have always had a deep hatred for one another. It makes flying home for the holidays worth it

> tfw I imagined I will hate my little sister before she was born
> remember the day she was brought back home
> instant "I have to protect her smile" feeling
> the best friend
> always help her out and listen to her
> she always listens to me, looks up to me even when I was a failure. Takes my advice to heart
> even when i'm 26 and she's 19, she still is and forever will be my lovable little baby sister

> tfw she's living at my place and will stay here for 3 more years most likely.

I know other people have a hard time with their siblings, but I honestly can't imagine that feeling at this point.

Do you ever cuddle with her?
pls respond

My relationship with my imouto has only improved as we grew up. We used to hate each other but now she's pretty much my best friend and the only one who understands my humor.
/blog

>mfw it's the excapt opposite way with my sister

well, except the bathing part ofourse

Nah my sister was always a mix between between 2 and 3. And were 2 years apart.

All you ungrateful cucks should be you guys even have an imouto

We snuggle up almost daily, yes. But it's more of a relaxation thing while we watch a movie or just chill. Never did anything lewd, naked and so on if that's what you're wondering.

Sometimes we sleep together kinda like pic related, but that's rare now.

This isn't a role playing forum user

*glad

Also no, my sister has been in y ass for years. Probably because im only 2 years older than her. Were cool now though, she started warming up to me ever since i moved out.

I always wanted a little sister. I do not think she would become mean.

I had a twin sister who was very nice. We were best friends. I think that a little sister would love me as much though.

>sister is tumblrina
>tried to save her
>it was too late
I felt it in my soul

I'm 19. I have 2 little sisters. One is 17 and the other is 3. Both of them are fucking cunts. That's just how the women in my family are. I guess since my younger sister and I were close in terms of birthdate, I never experienced the "proper" imouto life. That doesn't change the fact that my sisters are a couple of punks. I can't believe I'm speaking ill of a 3 year old, but she's an aggro shit because of my dumb stepdad.

2011 was the best of times the worst of times

You're only 19. Just rape them.

Skip to ths part where you're balls deep into her prime, college-age pussy.

> having a good relationship with someone is roleplaying

>sister is stereotypical "make-up, friends and party!"
>tried to save her
>it was too late
I felt it in my soul

I just wish she was more of a human than what's on the surface and your stereotypical "I care SO much about my friends!"

pic related: mfw imouto runs on autopilot and just follows the trends without thinking. I just want an older sister.

If your mothers trash that fucks men other than her childrens father then no shit her daughters will be fucked in the head. Probably you too

>old fart cuddling with a hot teen girl who happens to be his younger sister
>not roleplaying

The only time this happens in real life is when you're both mentally fucked and are considering incest.

Imoutos are overrated. I just want an onee-san.

That's not a good relationship user. It's borderline incest

>The only time this happens in real life is when you're both mentally fucked and are considering incest.
>That's not a good relationship user. It's borderline incest
Not him but you're wrong.

I have one. If we don't talk about anime or some other shit we're both interested in, we just ignore each other.

>Onee-san is 15 years older than me
>We've never had an argument or fight
>Her kids aren't brats
>Despite never discussing musical taste with each other until I was a teenager we have quite similar taste

Onee-sans > Imoutos

Stop spooning your sister. It's unnatural.

I hate you and your life. Please die.

Would 3D porn be considered "in real life"?

>tfw have imouto 2 years younger who now identifies as a boy
>just wanted a loving onee-san & another, much younger sibling.

You can't tell me what to do.

Since this thread will probably 404 anyway, does anyone have cute onee-san greentext stories?

>have an Onee-san thanks to my dad having an affair before I was born
>she's like 4 years older than me
>never met her
>instead I get dumb imoutos

Fuck you.

2 younger sisters. With the one just after me we constantly fought since we were kids to high school, though there were times we were good to each other. In college, after a series of breakdowns, and I ended up looking like the mature one as I was the closest relative and helped her out of a lot of hard times. Now that we're adults, we get along really well and she's married to a pretty great Russian man.

With the youngest sister, we've always been pretty alright. She'd also constantly try to break up the fights my other sister and I had.

I can't stop my sisters from spiraling their lives into shit.

Women are retarded. Especially when they're still growing up. What's new?

This shit is gold. I really wanna know what she said to him

Every time.

Is it okay to bap imoutos?

is that short for baptize?

hahahaha that fucking pic
I bet that's what the kind of person that liked the ending of oreimo are like

No its short for bapping.

>telling your little sister on Facebook that you're in love with her

That can only go completely fucking wrong, but also hilariously to anyone that isn't the brother or sister.

> fucked up

In my eyes you have to be fucked up to not have atleast a neutral relationship with your siblings.

> borderline incest
> not a good relationship

Based on what?

I was pretty grossed out at OreImo's ending. I knew Kirino would win, I just still wasn't ready for it

>borderline INCEST
>a good relationship

BASED ON FUCKING WHAT?

>get in the bath onii-chan

>user implies he'd fuck his sister if she wasn't his sister

Top fucking lol

I have a slightly younger sister but basically know nothing about her.
It's a rather strange feeling.

Funny, this is what it was like for me.

I don't see a problem.

Is it that it's only borderline incest and not full-blown incest?

Yeah, same here. It was my first incest anime, I was shipping Kirino from the beginning but I found the ending pretty hard to stomach.
When I watched Yosuga no Sora some time later I had gotten completely used to incest though.

Was this thread moved from r9k?

>consensual sibling incest
>not a good relationship

>he wouldn't

hell I would even though she is my sister

Not being able to tolerate each other without alcohol makes for fun holidays.

What's that? Mom made everyone coffee this morning? How nice! Let me just get the Grand Marnier...

>9 yo onee-san
>nothing in common
>more annoying then my mother

kill me pls

No!

>moving from tumblr to Breitbart
It's like choosing between a punch in the balls and a kick in the balls.

Disgusting. I know everything about my sisters, and knowing what I know while not being related to them, I'd be pretty grossed out.

I didn't think she would until after Kyousuke and Ruri broke up, and even then I wouldn't believe it

Most people in this board don't even know who hygiene bro was.

>be genki, tomboy imouto
>oldest sibling is onee-sama as she's way older than me
>onee-sama when I was a very small child (like 4 or 5 years old) used to make sure I took a bath since mom and dad were too busy
>onee-sama used to tickle/towel dry me and help me clean my ears with q-tips just like in anime

man, those were some good times.

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>those arguments for incest
the person who made either doesn't have siblings or is fucked in the head

Idk man getting a nice fisting right in the balls sounds like it would hurt less than getting straight up punted.

I would know

I remember that fucking shitter. I'm pissed that he didn't talk about the sex even though THAT'S WHAT WE WERE EVEN READING HIS DUMB BLOG FOR.

MAD AS FUCK.

ReLIFE thread?

Are you hiding something from us?:

One and two are kind of accurate, but three isn't. I still get along well with her, even though she's more successful in life than I am. It's a shame we don't have many shared interests though.

>just casually tosses in a "oh yeah I fingered my sister earlier"

Incest stories are hilarious.

It's been going on for a month

Where's the origin story? Is this it?

later Hishiro's mindset with middle Hishiro's looks is my dream girl

that's pretty hot if you ignore the fact that she's his sister

No, it all just hasn't been screen capped yet.

>implying it doesn't just make it way hotter

>imouto has bf
>they have sex all the time, hear them through wall
>after they are finished she comes in and clings on me
>smell man sweat

Its so nice to have a little sister

I was grossed about by it not because of the incest but because Kirino was the worst girl in the show.

>Sloppy seconds
>From your imouto

Can't think of many worse things.

This sounds like it'd be heaven for someone who's into NTR.

are fucking kidding? that's like seeing your sister beat cancer and go on to become a fucking based red-pilled alpha bitch

I never thought I would miss 2011, but even then you could sense the evil to come.

The previous panel is objectively the best.

True. My imouto loved the hell out of me until she started puberty and suddenly she wanted to literally murder me.

Best imouto

You cannot deny

>"based red-pilled alpha bitch"

This man is your friend

He speaks the truth

try to put yourself in her shoes for a second, growing up with your beloved brother and then seeing he become some kind of anime obsessed incestuous maniac.

Kill yourself kid
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So she should be the happiest girl in the world, right?

I had one older cousin that used to take of me when i was like 5 years old, and he became exactly what you are saying. I grew up thinking that he was the coolest motherfucker in the world

>Imouto is 17
>I am 24
>she acts irrational and didn't come to thanksgiving so she could be with her boyfriend (black) (we're white)
>is in uni (she finished HS at 16) for psychology
>says dumb tumblrshit all of the fucking time

I want to go back to the time we used to cuddle watching Disney movies

FUCK

or plain lies.