Germany YES

Two month ago everyone was hyped about the AFD
Merkels party CDU "won" the election (they lost about 7-8%) compared to 2013 election.
AFD got around 13% and is now the third largest party in parliament.
Now everyone thinks Merkel is chancellor since September and the shit goes on for 4 whole years.... BUT
It's not the case.
In order to rule in Germany you need 50% of the popular vote.
With only around 33% the CDU needs another party to form a coalition.
But here It begins to get interesting. The SPD which was the juniorpartner from 2013- 2017 said: LOL NOPE. The only other way is to form a coalition with the Greens and the Liberals (not liberals like in the us they are neo-liberals) But they fucked up the exploratory talks.
Most likely there will be a new election in a few weeks and the AFD will gain votes for sure. It's a fact that's why all the other partys want to prevent a new election

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"Germany yes" is supposed to be used sarcastically but it's fine

Why is the media yapping about th Greens getting more votes next time around? I saw it on welt.de and I guess somewhere else. Do they know something I don't?

>Now everyone thinks Merkel is chancellor since September and the shit goes on for 4 whole years.... BUT
What do you mean, Bernd?

> and the AFD will gain votes for sure
lol nope

sueddeutsche.de/politik/afd-ueber-den-schaden-froh-1.3757954
AFD is glad about the failure
AFD raises in popularity recently

Let's see what really happens. My prediction right after getting the election results back then was that it will result in the mainstream parties shifting to the right (to appeal to Afd voters and steal some votes back next turn), and hey look what the FDP did just now.

plz start 4th reich

Most likely there will be a new election in a few weeks

more than 4 months. they said around easter 2018

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Get lost, Roosevelt.

>Voting for AfD
You should all be ashamed. Modern Germany has no place for racism

Germans dont understand sarcasm.

Really wasn't sure about that. ok a few weeks is impossible

I'm henry ford actually. Could you stop producing BMW? It's killing me over here.

Don't make fun of the differently-abled.

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hahaha funny. Just keep driving with your old shitty car because muh taxes

When you have to explicitly state liberal means liberal

I have because the merican liberals are more like our leftwing Party Die Linke

Altreich [plz

BEEP BEEP BEEP TARD ALERT
SKYKING WE HAVE A TARD ON THE RUN
CALLING ALL TARD WRANGLERS THIS IS NOT A TEST DO NOT RESPOND
>coming in 5x5 good buddy we got the tard caravan on the roll
AUUUUGA AUUUUUGA
>chopper 20 reporting we have the tard turning down the corner of maple next to elm st.
>copy will not engage, we have have plenty of air time

It's possible that CDU/CSU will drop below 30% in re-elections, which would be an even bigger utter fiasco than this year's results. Merkel has to fucking go, it's almost like in the Soviet Union where a party leader doesn't step down before he's lowered into the grave. I hope this power-hungry hag dies of a heart attack or something.
Not planning anything.

let's hope for that

true

It has blace for benis tho :DDD :DD

>Really wasn't sure about that
Because you're an idiot? Steinmeyer will now try his best to talk to all parties to find decent compromises to build a working coalition. Did you watch his speech? He made a nice point about the voters giving them the "Regierungsauftrag", and that's nothing you should pull back out if you're pissed about not getting some demands fulfilled 100%.

It is futile, though. The possibilities are all awkward to say the least. The offer from AfD to tolerate CDU and FDP minus Merkel is somewhat appealing (not only because Merkel's gone then, but because we got ourselves a government that could do badly needed work) but that won't be an option, because
>die A EFF DEE :DDDD

When can i expect goose stepping and aesthetic monuments?

Steinmeier is an idiot who has no own opinion. That's why the CDU/CSU supported him to become president. his words are worthless

>((((((((((((steinmeier))))))))))))

you almost broke my ordinator

Germany maybe?

Yeah but who's President? lol I thought Germany was Europe anyway, like rectangle is a square but square is not a rectangle. Anyway you need to pick a president, soon! It's the best way to go. Our last guy was cool, he was an awesome black guy with pretty wife but now we have a reeeeeaaaaaal stinker on our hands, PEEE YEW!

Our president is called Steinmeyer.

we have a president, but in germany the cancelor is the one who matters.

Steinmeier but close enough

Chancellor has more power than the president, but ultimately the parliament decides about everything.

I know you're jsut shitposting but i'm gonna answer anyways:
We actually have a president (Steinmeier). But since the whole Hitler-thingy the office of president was nerfed.
Now he has the ability to sign all the laws. He also travels, eats tax payer money and smashes champaign bottles against ships.

mfw

Germans don't get humor.

Yeah, whatever. But it's come to one of the few situations where he actually matters. Not really though, the president traditionally does what the parliament likes him to do.

It's German humor. It's no laughing matter.

Don't forget Castle Bellevue which is reportedly beautiful.

List of High-Ranking German Parliament members:
>stein
>meirer
>klein
>goldstein
>silverstein
>steinberg
>kleinstein
>winstein
>steiner
>whiner
>kappenklein-steinenwurtz
>klautz-rosenstein
etc.

how is this going to be any different after the election? roughly the same thing will happen again no?

So I heard that a new election won't be until January. What happens if another Christmas market attack happens? This would help AfD right?

>With only around 33% the CDU needs another party to form a coalition.
CDU only has 25 %.

Chancellor? That's funny lol we have a Chandler in the US haha. (It's from a show called friends from Netflix) Anyway whenever you pick your new "Chandler" lol don't pick a dumb one or a mean racist like we did, my mom keeps saying how he is such a jerk and other bad things and it would suck for you to have that happen too!! So be careful!

>This would help AfD right?
This is not how Germany's elections works.

They are all idiots. No matter what party they are a member of.
The negative selection of idiots and larpers into the German Regime is fucking up the whole country.
Nothing will change until a right wing nationalist party gets in power.
Literally all parties except for the AfD are pro zionist, pro unlimited mass migration of niggers and sandniggers.
if a second election doesn't bring any better results for the AfD, a violent overthrow of the Merkel-Regime is to take into consideration.
Time is running out.

Deutschland NEIN

I am actually somewhat terrified about christmas time and terror attacks that have nothing to do with Islam. Next time, I am dead.

I don't follow. An attack wouldn't help an anti-immigrant party grow in popularity?

Yeah but the government has the majority of the seats in parliament so the governing parties back up the chancellor

Are you sure that there will be a new election? you can stay without a government for years ya know

t. belgiumfag

>terror attacks that have nothing to do with Islam
Riiiigggghhhhttttt

Chandler was a sarcastic twat but everyone on Friends was a twat, so who cares?

CSU included

DID SOMEBODY SAY NETFLIX AND DESTROYING THE FAMILY UNIT

>My prediction right after getting the election results back then was that it will result in the mainstream parties shifting to the right (to appeal to Afd voters and steal some votes back

How could anyone possibly fall for that? Seriously? It would be obviously a lie for political reasons

>Literally all parties except for the AfD are pro zionist
AfD very much supports the state of Israel, Ronny. Stop haning around in FB groups, they are under surveillanve of the VS anyway.

it would help just like in the last terror attacks

Honestly Friends and Twin Peaks are my faaaavoeite shows that Netflix has made,

Unlike you, we are actually a country (as of now, not sure how it will develop). We need a working administration asap.

could this reelection thing happen over and over and over again? if the 2 biggest party dont want to associate with each other, it could go on for a long time

WE can't deal with sarcasm, sure.

Did you ever notice how all the "friends" were Jews?

Merkels party was far more right in the past. when they want to go back to their roots they have to kick merkel out of the party and become great again

Europe is falling apart

There is the option of a "Minderheitenregierung" (minority regime).
Meaning the biggest party or coalition will choose their representative to be chancellor.
Then they would need other parties to help them pass legislation though, which is reallly hard to achieve.

This has never happened in Germany before. It's unstalbe and stupid. pls no

A lot of news outlets were shilling for the Minderheitsregierung today. Steinmeier is also in favor of it. I wouldn't be surprised if there were no new elections

It's a conspiracy of the mizvahoesterallgenbachtenmrurenkazurweiss (the button that you have to press to release the parinking break)

I don't think this will happen. too unstable

>BRD re-elections
>Lindner gains 30+ %
>Gauland gets 20+ %
>Germany ruled by FDP+AfD coalition
>Lindner goes full 14/88.

>steinmeyer will try his best
means jackshit. csu, fdp and grüne are diametrically opposed on both central topics, namely immigration and eu funding. fdp knows, what happens if they don't live up to their promises, they just reemerged after being merkeled. same goes for csu and greens. the csu have elections next year, and they know why they suffered heavy losses on this election. so someone will eventually betray their voter base. but nobody wants to bite the bullet.
it's fucking glorious, just as expected.

>This has never happened in Germany before.
Then
>It's unstalbe and stupid
How do you know?

It can be a good thing because people have to talk to each other again.

So I think this is the appropriate thread, it's a long story but if any German/Australian/Swiss anons could tell me how to write pegging in German it would be much appreciated

I asked b and int but obviously they are cunts

not only that but i assume all party would rather burn germany to the ground than associating with AFD. This election thing could go on for years unless the second party change its mind and want to associate with the main party
>minority regime
in the current climate (or at least what i perceive the climate is) it feels like absolutely nothing could be done that way

What? I never said Germans can't deal with sarcasm. I was being sarcastic in my previous post but I assumed you were as well.

My mom said I was Jewish but I don't know what that means, and I look different from my mom, idk what dad looks like

ah that poor kid :(

Attack? I am talking about a fully loaded overthrow.
After that, the rules are changed.
90% of the people are sheeps and just accept any leader stepping the scene.
I know from personal experience, that the vast majority of policemen in Germany is pretty tired of niggers and muzzles raping out country. If i would give them order to wipe the country, they would instantly support my leadership.

Yea we are pretty much fucked because no one want's to form a coalition with the AFD (muh German history and right wing is bad)

Viel Glück Deutschanons.

That would be great. Similar situation to Austria, have a ruling coalition of the far-right and middle-right. The FDP will be the mainstream face of the government while the Afd works behind the scenes on immigration.

imagine
>FPO/OVP government in Austria
>FDP/AfD government in Germany
>Macron continues pro-business policies

how deep is the feud between the 2 main parties ? can they fix this?

I feel like we are misunderstanding one another.

Basic run down
>Reelection scheduled for January (that's what I heard)
>muslims attack a Christmas market again before the reelection
>AfD is anti-immigrant
>so
>this attack drives people to AfD's cause
>correct?

It would be extremely inefficient. To pass bill A, you would have to debate over months and years with the other partie(s) and give in to their demands (longer than it takes even now).

And the basic deal-making as it exists already (you support me on A, i support you on B) would be even worse.

youtube.com/watch?v=_EvMYEfF_hQ

> AfD raises in popularity

Any source to confirm it or demonstrate the trend? Or you just wish it would?

not that big. but the SPD lost a lot of votes due to the coalitionfrom 2013-2017 so they don't want to be the CDU fucktoy again

That's all a fucking theatre.
Such parties as different as they are, will never be able to rule an already cucked and fucked up country like Germany.
CDU and SPD in coalition had the best opportunities to rule the country and do something good. They intentionally did not!!!!

Whoever the fuck is dreaming about a "jamaika coalition" bringing this country up and running must be a tool to (((them))).
We see how that shit works out in Sweden, where they allied all together, just to keep swedens rightwing Party "Sverigedemokraterna" out of governmental responsibility.

and Trump is your president
what else astounding news do you have to announce, my good american friend?

One would assume so. Today six Syrian refugees who were planning a terror attack on a Weihnachtsmarkt in Essen have been arrested. online news are pretty quiet about it. Not a single Headline at the top. Probably scared because of Neuwahlen. If sth like that was to happen it would definitely have an impact on the election.

"Stein" means "stone". I always thought it is typical for German names.

Can any German anons comment?

can the krautbros explain to my dumb ass the reasons for merkel seemingly being so popular in this day and age? it makes no sense ot me when i see a lot of the krautbros posting all the time about how they don't like her at all and she needs to go etc.

Nudging. Here vote Greens goy!

the CDU / SPD are on the edge of not even be 50% if you add them together. oh boy

Islamic attacks have nothing to do with Islam. In Germany this would result in more votes for CDU in order to virtue signal tolerance.

Goy steins exist, but they are rather rare, I'd say. And it wouldn't be something like Goldstein, but Falkenstein.

Google "Cuckold Porn".
There is quite the audience for that kind of stuff.
Since everyone with balls died in WW2 we, the new Germans, love seeing Germany getting raped!