Elves are for _______

Elves are for _______

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Fun.

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Lady Four

>tfw you will never get a gentle male elf husbando from anime

There aren't any reverse harem shows with this archetype what the fuck

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>raping
Now fuck off already.

Taking responsibility

Rescuing from the evil wizard's lair.

Hacking their ears off and frying them up like strips of bacon.

Best Intoner.

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Said it in the last thread about elves but I'm kinda of glad Tolkien at least saved one thing from being endless copied in every fantasy setting known to man by putting a copyright death grip around Hobbits just as strong if not stronger than the one Disney has on the mouse.

Exercise

They're basically just dwarves without the beards anyways.

Purging, of course.

Dwarves are supposed to be taller than Hobbits though.

Sauce?

rape

Love and marriage

lewd things

Brutal balls deep "rape" in every hole and total 24/7 domination and control
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Tender love, care, nigh smeegol level of jealous animalistic singleminded protection and jealous selfish love, building a life with and creating a small litter of half elven children.

Purging
Killing
Eradicating
Annihilating
Eviscerating
Obliterating
Rape
Torture
Disembowelment
Conquering
Slavery
Orc Onaholes
Ear cutting
Decapitating
Scalping
Bullying
Spitting
Assaulting
Beating
Scaphism
Belittling
Destroying
Genocide

Which is funny, since elves can't get fat.

Exercise is for more then just weight loss user.

dwarves are conspicuous for their endurance, skill-craft, calculated decency, greed, insularity, cavern-dwelling, slow population growth and long beards

Hobbits are known for their pastoral nature, clannish-ness, small stature, stealth, lack of beards, hairy feet and a love of pipe-weed.

Hell in the entire lotr mythology, hobbits get one line of backstory
>They are related to man

Love, marraige, and raising a beautiful family with.

>tfw we'll never get a Lord of the Rings anime

I honestly think it would be fantastic. I'd love to see what the Japs would do with Tolkien.

They'd ruin it, of course.

Ear molesting

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Breeding

Well, yeah, but they'd ruin it in an entertaining way. Can you imagine Gandalf vs the Balrog, animated by a good studio?

It'd be filled with dumb shit like fireballs or ice bolts to make it exciting.

There'd be absolutely nothing good about a Lord of the Rings anime. Nothing.
Not the Silmarillion, not the trilogy, not anything else.

Probably it would be in a school and similar with persona or jojo.

sauce?

Stealing your virginity

Elf-chan has her priorities straight!

Elves should know their place.
The higher beings should be on top.

loving.

Treasuring

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They actually made a animated hobbit movie back in 77 by a studio called Topcraft that was the studio miyazaki worked at for Nausicaä before Ghibli was founded

And secondly, I don't know why but the japs had a wired thing when the hobbit movies where in theaters of being obsessed with genderbendeing bilbo drawings (so you know which audience completely took over)

sharing desires

Hobbit women are cute! CUTE!

>TFW you ERP'd with someone playing an MILF halfling inn owner and mistress
>I was a dorky you mage apprentice and she came onto me during my stay.

Yeah the only people who don't like them are people obsessed with feet

Imagine how huge your dick would look in her hands.

Oh posting female hobbits now huh

You would more likely get a studio like Xebec. It would be a disaster.

>mfw I actually want this.

You are now installing 4chanX and clicking the WAIT (What Anime Is This) link.

Feeding to Skullclamp

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>Somewhere in an alternate universe Kentaro Miura befriends Erikson and Esslemont in the early 90s
>Together they pioneer the visual mix of manga with western fantasy
>The Malazan Manga becomes more known in the west than Sailor Moon, DBZ or Evangelion
>Tolkien and Dragonlance have a challenger to their influence when fantasy video games gain popularity
>Mid-90s
>The first anime serialization is released and becomes an instant classic
>Season 2 airs. Chain of Dogs changes the TV industry's standards for storytelling continuity before Babylon 5 hogs all the glory
>The process of animation shedding its "kid stuff" stigma in the west is accelerated by 20 years
>Spinoffs galore
>Popularity abroad makes Japan actually care about its overseas market
>High school students getting caught in portals and getting sent to ISEKAIDESU never becomes a recurring element in Nip fantasy
>Rise of moeshit is staved off, perhaps averted entirely
>(A man can dream)
>LotR gets a good adaptation
>Elves become more than fucktoys
>We have more fantasy races than elves, dwarves, and the occasional hobbit or lizardman
>Better source material for other authors to draw upon makes the future generally brighter in myriad ways that can't even be imagined

>This world will never be that world

>mfw born to the wrong timeline

Who are you quoting?

Playing basketball against.
I'll post up one of those tree fucks.

Being your sexy defense attorney

They sure cant

>5000 year old elven hag sexually assaulting a 14 year old innocent boy

This is why I hate elves

>Not into older women.

I am

I'm just not into older inhumans

Linkle is a Hyrulian, not an elf.

>female elves become divorce attorneys for the shot at soon to be available men

Sometimes I wonder if these threads are mod-protected, considering that nobody talks about anime and manga.

don't worry, i just googled ''fat elves'', it has nothing to do with being a real elf or just dumblrshittery

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Pelinal pls go.

fuck that, The Silmarillion's what needs an anime.

Trading wood to.

youtube.com/watch?v=3aB6CPyO0Ww

be honest would your dick survive between sandwiched between those elf tits
I don't think so tough guy

Elves can't get /fit/.
Their stamina won't increase either.
And they don't have health problems thanks to their diet.

The half-breeds are for________

Eternal cocksleaves

>Elves can't get /fit/
Are you retarded?

>"He was as tall as a young tree, lithe, immensely strong, able swiftly to draw a great war-bow and shoot down a Nazgûl, endowed with the tremendous vitality of Elvish bodies, so hard and resistant to hurt that he went only in light shoes over rock or through snow, the most tireless of all the Fellowship."
The History of Middle-earth, Vol. 2: The Book of Lost Tales Part Two, VI: "The History of Eriol or Ælfwine and the End of the Tales"

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Mating with humans to breed out the elvish taint out of their line.

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Why are these garbage /e/-/h/ template threads still allowed? I thought the mods would so something against this cancer. They are a violation of rule 1.

I thought about the opposite: we should preserve and spread their superior genes to advance mankind beyond its limits, increases its lifespan, improves its looks, its aptitude for magic and its health.

Elves are for bullying over how OLD they are!

God bless abgrund.

I don't get it, Why Sup Forums hate Elf that much?

Because it knows elves only from porn, which also have the most garbage elves. Add to that memes instead of actual knowledge about this fictional race that once started as jokes by neckbeards that favor dwarves, but now are taken serious. Then there are the usual insecurities your average Sup Forumsutist has that he can wreak on a fictional race that can't defend itself.

oglaf.com/punching/
I'd post it, but the nipplemod is hunting again.

Being crazy and horny.

A gun is not an elf.

You're right. Guns are actually usefull.

Sick burn. Please read more fantasy than just porn.

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Imprisonment and slave labor

Accelerator?

Oh boy, new chapters are out!

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Oh no, Crunchyroll paywall!

attempting to remove from my goddamned lance

i need that thing for guard duty lady, free my poor weapon from your tits already

Lances are for cavalry, not guards. You're thinking of a pike m8. Also just use a halberd like a normal person.

If I had an elf like that all over my polearm I'd be riding something every day