Ok pol, since mugabe has handed in his resignation to the rhod- i mean zimbabwe parliament...

Ok pol, since mugabe has handed in his resignation to the rhod- i mean zimbabwe parliament, lets use the power of trips to decide the future of the country.
Will it decend into good old fashion tribal violence?
Will the new president turn things around and bring back the white farmers?
Will there be a brief period of elation before it becomes obvious the new ruler has flicked his african presidential switch and started syphoning money into his own coffers?
You get to decide, with the power of trips.

Without Rhodesian inspired leadership it will become similar to surrounding countries and be irrelevant to the news in a few months.

Rhodesia will rise from the ashes of WWIII reconquered and more beautiful than ever.

Fug, you almost memed our dreams

our dreams are the memes of New Rhodesia

nothing will change, one nigger will replace another nigger

Hopefully the country can become a nice place to live for the people there

Rhodesia never dies, it will rise from it's ashes

Hear us kek

>nice place
>africa
M8..

>Posting actual news on pol
I was hoping I’d see someone talking about this on here, too bad it’ll get drowned out by endless shitposting

>Back to Rhodesia
>Strong US influence and Constitution
>Becomes major food producer/exporter

Rhodesia makes a comeback and the white man is embraced as a liberator/bringer of peace and prosperity.

Rhodesia isn't coming back, but something good will happen.

White people will return, fix up the place, get kicked out again, everything will turn into diarrhea.
Diarrhea is very serious and dangerous symptom in Africa.

It’s going to hell in a hand basket. If you’re there now. Leave ASAP

This

The international community will lift any sanctions and massive aid will flow into Zimbabwe.
Because these money is not tied to work, you cannot earn the money, only take it. The corruption will only increase, and eventually a new dictator will rise, perhaps with a twist of tribal war in-between.

All zimbos convert to Bitcoin and cause it to skyrocket.

no, there is an African country, whose currency has utterly collapsed in hyperinflation, rather than using bitcoins etc. They physically import US dollars and use that as currency.
This was last year.. Africans can't into crypto.

uhm, welcome to 30 years ago

I hope they convert to ark instead

cannibal warfare, obvsly

Rhodesia never dies

Local rock lizards evolve and form a functioning society before the blacks do.

You almost had it. Still more likely than current situation.

They let whites back in and the Zebra finally gets domesticated.

Polska will set up a colony and we shall show everyone how our way is better

White people will seek refugee in a just as shitty zimbabwe after the bantus start massacring them in Johburg

South african cucks will die by the thousands trying to install a puppet

That would have been glorious

Rhodesia 2: Niggers Fuckoffaloo

>his resignation to the rhod- i mean zimbabwe parliament
Don't give me feels that like pls

>mfw I wish the world to be more comfy for everyone

on the other hand, Slan makes a nice point

Mugabe is an admirer of Hitler, on the other hand took white farmers' land, on the other other hand he oppressed and starved black people, on the other other other hand he kept those niggers in line,....

I cant decide if he is /ourguy/ or not

You need to do something dastardly and expose which governments are supplying Zimbabwe with weaponry.

USA, Great Britain, France, Belgium, Russia are good guesses but I don't know much about African politics. Super Nigger was propped up because the white government before him snubbed British Rule. Same with the ANC in South Africa. That is the story that almost no white westerner knows. They actually think that the whites were suppressed because they were racist to the innocent niggers. That is the level of deception that you are up against. You can only beat it by speaking the truth repeatedly as if you were using it to drive rail road spikes.

Britain nukes it and vaporizes all the niggers that live there

Zimbabwe did this for a few years and their GDP growth rate was 11%

Sure Mutt
Then why backstabbed Rhodesia before.
Never Relax around Mutts

Its North Korea dummy

it could be only a power shift, nigga was too old
don't expect much change

White president elected, silver and Bitcoin replace zim dollar.

He's a Marxist but also a Nationalist. There's an inherent hypocrisy.

Nigs start infighting, and plague from madagascar reachs zimbabwe

Look up the resource list in both Zimbabwe and South Africa. That will give you clues. In SA's case, they have the largest Platinum mine and largest Gold mine in the world. Everything we have been taught about world power struggles is misrepresented as a fight between Freedom and Dictatorship. The truth is that the Old White Countries were jealous of the young white countries and their wealth. A moving story had to be invented to get common whites to fight against "oppression." At all times that was a deception to provide cover for the resource grab. (Hammer this point into the mind of all who will listen. Don't let whites be mixed out of existence for the sake of profit. You won't get the white people back.)

botswana lad

Yeah fair call.

What I predict will happen:
>new head nigger in charge appointed/elected/installed
>will be moderate nig who promises an inclusive gubment and more gibs fo da po’
>international community lifts sanctions and the money and aid will flow
>new nigger gets a taste of the good life and reverts to his most basic programming
>begins looting the treasury, starving and killing anyone who disagrees with him or has had a beef with him in the past
>fast forward to Mugabe II: Electric Boogaloo
>aid gets cut off, no more gibs
>here come the tanks.jpg
>welcome new President Tyrone Lo Mein and his Chinese friends

One thing you can always count on in African “politics” is that it will all go bad, over and over and over again.

>started syphoning money into his own coffers

There is no money left to syphon lad.

DRC 10.0

Rhodesia lives

Re-roll

a new White era.
This is the time of pepe

Close, but...

Highly corrupt friend of the military gets in and manages to fuck the country up even more. At least Mugabe had some charisma which gave him sway over the international community

I'm hoping for some fresh African justice webms.

Re-roll for Rhodesia Nova

As other anons have said, aid will more than likely surge into the country. Plus there are diamond and rare earth mines which are owned by the state i think

Fuck it. Whatever happens, it's niggers doing it, so..

New dictator takes over, civil war

More starvation and despotism, they will not have learned.

Total

Black

Genocide

Final call
Rhodesia Rising

Whites will come back, win civil war, then Macron will provide monies to help the new country. Count on it.

New leader will be corrupt as Mugabe
Things will turn to shit, people will complain
New Leader will blame Whitey to distract
Idiots will go out and kill few farmers left
Starve, beg Whitey to send aid
Someone uses all this as reason for coup
Repeat forever

Civil war where PMCs get to make a shit load of dosh.

Basically Far Cry 2

Zimbabwe will descend into full nog cannibal holocaust nightmare land.

Rhodesia will be born again

Probably have white people colonize it and make it 1st world. Only way for them to evolve.

Turns out Mugabe was actually white and purposedly turned zimbabwe into shit so that niggers would starve and fuck off, as the last nigger exits the country, mugabe calls upon his fellow whites, to rebuild rhodesia, even more glorious than before.

First black super power

...

...

Here we go

YES

Praise kek.

GENIUS

Beat me to it. When governments change in African countries it just ends up being the same shit. Rhodesia is gone forever, whites will never come back, it's too dangerous. Look at South Africa.

DAM SON

Marching orders are in, boss

The new leader creates a national socialist style government with a eugenics program to bring about the next stage in the evolution of the nigger

Apparently not friend

Tell me why again I should feel any sympathy for the whites in places like Rhodesia or south Africa. These people came in and colonized lands full of tribes and indigenous people who at the very least we're wary and hostile of the white colonists. Also in these countries the whites on the one hand looked down on the blacks and considered them outsiders, on the other hand they kept them around because MUH CHEAP LABOR

So instead of relocating and moving the black tribes out of the country, or allowing the majority black regions to just be their own country, these whites wanted their cake and eat it too