Brit/pol/ - Optimistic Rejuvenation edition

--BUDGET--
Deficit widens : archive.is/uvDr0
Railcard: archive.is/OVENT
Sterling Steady : archive.is/tLHvF
Bookies Odds: archive.is/00n4e

--PARLIAMENT--
Kezia will not be suspended : archive.is/p2gkS
BoJo blamed for ICJ seat loss : archive.is/VVyOo
Rise in MP security cost : archive.is/tUbji
Corbyn aide returns : archive.is/KTuyK

--BREXIT--
European Withdrawal Bill : archive.is/jB2ZZ [publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201719/cmselect/cmexeu/373/37302.htm]
Commons Select Committee : archive.is/sf39T
Animals cannot feel pain : archive.is/Yr5HL
N. Ireland deadlock builds : archive.is/Mnmrq

--OTHER--
Goolag invests in UK teaching : archive.is/aFiLJ
Royals worth £60bn : archive.is/TngrV
Students noplatform Manc. Council leader : archive.is/wRU4E
Policeman molested boy for £5 : archive.is/rlSWP


Today's news : UK Column
youtube.com/watch?v=nqH0B-SUsf8 [behead]
hooktube.com/watch?v=nqH0B-SUsf8

Remember to filter tripcodes

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=97L_SJrPl6g
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42065644
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42067506
rt.com/uk/410496-france-migrants-calais-security/
rt.com/uk/410495-brexit-vote-leave-electoral-commission/
rt.com/uk/410541-rape-twitter-transgender-labour/
breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/six-ten-muslim-marriages-not-legally-binding/
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/21/paperchase-daily-mail-newspaper
theguardian
unvis.it/theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/21/paperchase-daily-mail-newspaper
youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA
youtube.com/watch?v=ABp-cZDGyZc
youtu.be/97L_SJrPl6g?t=41m32s
youtube.com/watch?v=a7QYJ7pVhUo
youtube.com/watch?v=IiteVCdxNi4
youtube.com/watch?v=D_AnHRnTszk
youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo
youtube.com/watch?v=-uEEDrGGPJM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

What are we gonna do about the eternal Teuton?

Lols.

Currently watching this youtube.com/watch?v=97L_SJrPl6g

urgh

What retarded link format is this
>Zimbabwe's President Mugabe resigns
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-42065644

>The Likely Lads actor Rodney Bewes dies
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42067506

>UK to pay France millions to block new wave of Calais migrants
rt.com/uk/410496-france-migrants-calais-security/

>Vote Leave rocked by donation claims as watchdog probes Brexit campaign
rt.com/uk/410495-brexit-vote-leave-electoral-commission/

>Tranny women's leader of labour
rt.com/uk/410541-rape-twitter-transgender-labour/

>Six in Ten Muslim Marriages in Britain Not Legally Binding, Women Forced into Polygamous Relationships
breitbart.com/london/2017/11/21/six-ten-muslim-marriages-not-legally-binding/

>Paperchase rejecting the Daily Mail is another victory against hatred -Owen Jones
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/21/paperchase-daily-mail-newspaper

Archive time

>theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/nov/21/paperchase-daily-mail-newspaper
unvis.it/theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/21/paperchase-daily-mail-newspaper

Cont from the other thread about me not speaking to anyone today

I feel like I'm slipping in to degeneracy too, I ordered LSD on the deepweb earlier.
Thought it might help cure my depression.

Was watching a video of him from July last night. He's got old.

>it's snowing still
>implying it snows anywhere in Europe anymore

I remember why I used to drink.

Shrooms my bro, not LSD.

...

Why are so many nazis repressed homosexuals? Rohm was a flamer, and many og nazis were gay. Now you find these massive gayboys with anime profiles on Twitter who are so thirsty for beautiful boys, while at the same time being reactionary catholics, nazis, rightists, etc.

Why?

Sort yourself out.

...

Should I order some of those as well? You got any experience?

c(UK)

tis a great time to be a drawfag or meme originator. I encourage you lot to make a meme now and again, you never know - it might catch on

sorry to the linkautists out there. but i'm not letting Brit/pol/ publish any crap from the B"B"C
also see Chemical solutions to depression ONLY work alongside non-chemical methods such as therapy, mindfulness, exercise. Also you can access anything LSD has to offer through meditation.
If you do intend to dose yourself make sure your body is in a fit state, well slept and in a good (chilled) environment

*punches you in the face*

...

Yeah have fun spending 12 hours locked in your own thoughts when you're already clearly a mentally weak pussy. I mean it's going to go swimmingly for you, do it, if only so we get rid of another worthless weakling.

Read some fucking books and learn to enjoy your own company, everyone starts having less interaction as they get older, stop thinking like you'll have as much background noise in adult life as you did in school.

Fetish for blonde hair and blue eyes.
Poofters love little nordic boys almost as much as they love flips.

F(L)AG

Neither of those things will help and will only make things worse.

tfw no ex danish PM wife

>B"B"C
they have no adverts so there not making money of us

First of all you literally know nothing about me so calling me a mentally weak pussy is just retarded.
Second, most 19/20 y/os aren't fucking loners so stfu kunt

Loving that file name.

##AgnusDei

Fucking hell they're a bit late aren't they...

What's happened mate?

...

>The Independent
I am not joking they have been reporting stories months late for like a year

Fucked it up I think.

c(UK)

Lads, how do you go from being a beta faggot to an alpha?

I can get 3grams of Cambodian magic mushrooms for £15
Should I

Not taking advice from a bunch of blackpilled virgins who wank over anime

it should be "Danish ex-PM wife", not "ex-Danish PM wife"

FAIL(EU)RE

Nothing
I'm just a tit
I was given a rope
Nobody told me to tie a noose
But I did it anyway.

fuck yeah, lets get our optimist on.

youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA

>Ywn never give Alba a hard brexit

Finally coming out lads. I'm actually a Catholic.

youtube.com/watch?v=ABp-cZDGyZc

>the Reformation was a mistake

youtu.be/97L_SJrPl6g?t=41m32s
What did he mean by this?

Disgusting

Wasn't she the one that Cameron and Obama cucked him with?

I miss the optimism we had in 2015/16
youtube.com/watch?v=a7QYJ7pVhUo

I tricked you with the tripcode, nigger.

>thinks I pay attention to your tripcode

Got a fair amount of experience yeah, you can't OD on them like you can on LSD, and clinical trials show that it can "reset" depression.

Magic truffles (.) com should sort you out right if you want easy access.

c(UK)

i'm pretty sure it involves your bunghole.

Loved that. 2014 was such a great year. Better than 2016 for sure.

Anyway, that's enough of tripfaggery. Feel like I need a bath now.

eh I can get em on dream market mate.
I heard microdosing lsd can be very helpful too

Shrooms in clinical trials have shown to help remove and "reset" depressive symptoms like chemical imbalance. I expect you'll see more of this in the future, my chap.

test

Prime Nige that was.

I think it can be partially preference, although I've read that the greatest weapon against depressive chemical imbalances is weekly consumption of shrooms until the symptoms pass.

youtube.com/watch?v=IiteVCdxNi4
WERE UKIP
WERE UKIP
WE DONT LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS

i hope the fag is reading this:
>le what duuuuuuude weed? let me slowly ruin my life as society deteroirates around me and i sell my daughters out for a few cheap frills
the only redpilled drugs are amphetamines; specifically when operating tanks on the eastern front.

Taking drugs in such a nihilistic society does not amplify your experience but makes you a dumb drone. drugs have a context and the society must be white for them to be acceptable. otherwise you are a gayniggerfaggot slave.

The gods struck me down again.

I will surpass them.

This isn't over.

IN(EU)FFECTIVE
UN(AU)DITED CENTRAL BANK
UN(EU)LECTED

you might as well brexit this thread lad

>muh chemical imbalance

Just another example of why this place will never be saved..
youtube.com/watch?v=D_AnHRnTszk

Vote for anyone you want, or even kick out a few muslims, but you will never get rid of the progressive menace.

>tfw i told a co-worker I hate Jews
>tfw all co-workers know I hate Jews

Why do I do this everywhere I go?

did it come up in coversation or did you just shout out fuck kikes

Why do you hate Jews?

liz truss is my cabinetfu

>he doesn't start his work day by screaming gtkrwn

>listening to the bit where he describes his daughter Josephine's suicide and how Lipstadt's lawyers sent card mocking her death on the day of the funeral

Just popped up. Can't remember how, but apparently I said I agreed with the holocaust, which I didn't. I said I agreed with the Hit-dawg on his views about Joo infiltrating government and ruining shit.

What isn't there to hate:

>very left wing
>over represented in politics, media and corporations
>double standards
>push agenda
>ruin west

List goes on.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

BLACKED

Designed to say I won't last, but they keep on poking and prodding me like there's something that I don't know about myself, they tell me I'm poor, and don't talk about my wealth, if I'm poor, what's the jealousy for?

Raised my umbrella before the rain fell on the shore and the sea thanked me above the waves and the roar, they praised me before we engaged in a war, mortals against gods, blaze to allure, we yank it ashore before breaking our oars, we don't need these anymore because there's no return from such a feat; when I cut God he had the same blood as me.

Am I such a beast?

My head blew up but my nuts increased, God was in me, how could you say he wasn't me?

I'm just here to tell you that YOU can't touch a G-O-D.

>americans

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Raz/10

>Brit/pol/ is now /r9k/ mixed with Reddit
>Tories are still Blairites
>We're still not leaving the EU
>Catholicism is becoming the next big edgy political position

Jesus wept

nigga stop this im cheating my way into e cred

fuck off Paki

youtube.com/watch?v=-uEEDrGGPJM

Oh for fucks sake.

Don't worry, there is still a core of users dedicated to pushing people back into the cold of reality anytime they get their hopes up.

bronies where a mistake desu

>pushing people back into the cold of reality anytime they get their hopes up.
aka faux
but he's the only good tripniggger desu

Your head finally gone west then lad?

new trip

It's amusing how people are willing to betray their nation and culture by becoming Catholics just to spite a tripfag.

Pathetic.

new filter:

!!e7cl2DfQanZ

No doubt he has the most consistently high quality level of posts.

eh it's fucking ugly but it'll do for the time being

bitch

When Lanfranc was appointed Archbishop of Canterbury at the insistence of William the Conqueror, he set about bringing the English Church into line with Rome, imposing the Canon Law, and replacing English clergy with Normans wherever he could. The English Church was to be an orthodox and obedient subject of the Bishop of Rome, and the spiritual isolation of the Anglo-Saxon Church was to be overcome at the same time and by the same process that the English were to lose their Anglo-Saxon identity. But it did not happen. Just as England remained Saxon in its culture, retaining the English language, the common law and the rugged culture of Everyman, so did the English Church very soon revert to its old identity as the Church of England, rather than the Church in England that Lanfranc had wished to create. Throughout the medieval era England saw a running conflict between King and Pope, and the English Church, although the Pope was nominally in charge of it, would frequently side with the King.
There are many reasons for this conflict. But one of first importance is the English law, which is the product of secular courts imposing a territorial jurisdiction. The English common law has always been understood as the law of the land, the law that prevails within the sovereign territory of England, and which, as the jurist Henry de Bracton affirmed in the twelfth century, appoints the king who enforces it. Our common law is inimical to laws made outside the kingdom, and for purposes that may be in conflict with those of the Crown. And it upholds the interests of plaintiffs against their oppressors, by a system of appeals that have created the lasting precedents of Chancery. The attempts by Rome to impose a universal jurisdiction, granting protection to the clergy and removing them from the secular courts of justice, has therefore been resisted by English jurists and sovereigns from the earliest days of the Plantagenet Crown.

Lads, I'm right-wing, I support strong immigration controls, low taxes, etc., but I'm always wanking to interracial cuck porn. What gives, lads? I don't understand why I do this.

What was that?

I will slap you up.

I heard Christmas songs on the radio today, isn't it abit early yet?

>1pbtid

Good lord purge the untermensch

>he doesn't watch east asian girls getting blacked

Sorry I'm not on Brit/pol/ 24/7, lad, but I'm a regular here, I was here before the emo kiddeh saga.