JOURNALISTS FAKED THE ONION THREADS AND USED THEM TO MOCK Sup Forums

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Nov 02:35:24 2017
>So, I just attempted to drink a cup - a single cup - of onion juice. Needless to say, consuming onion juice was a trying, though masculine, experience, and my entire home smells as if an uncleaned NFL locker room and Mexican kitchen converged upon a single point. I can feel the onion juice flowing through my body, coming into contact with every organ, every cell, and every bodily fluid.
firstly this has waaay too much effort put into it and it's waaay too thick

within three minues of this thread being created someone eats an onion and types this
Mon 20 Nov 2017 02:38:05
>I just tried to eat a raw onion and almost puked. I bit into it like an apple and was instantly filled with burning regret. I had to spit it into the garbage. My mouth is still on fire.

anyway a bunch of journalists has used this as fodder for free articles and it has made you look like retards

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free publicity, they are only making us stronger

Stop calling them journalists

Soyboys like these are going to the first one to be burned at the stake.

let them come to learn about the jew

>I just tried to eat a raw onion and almost puked
Kek, what a weakling

to be fair they have precedent seeing how stupid most of your real campaigns have been

i mean journos talk to each other, maybe these guys got inspired by this guy
fucking get on twitter and call these guys out

spread the word that journos are doing this
retard

Jokes on them. We're programming Sophia to waste these commie fucks.

Anyone who couldn't tell that the onion threads weren't from /ourguys/ is fucking stupid.

It was so blatantly obvious. It showed up completely out of nowhere, and Ive never seen such a forced meme in my life from that point forward.

No shit. They had a manufactured feel to them. It's the same feeling you get when some idiot is trying to force a meme. Outside of that one thread, it never caught on.

I've heard raw onions are extremely healthy for a long time. I dunno about testosterone, but they're rich in antioxidants

it's clearly not real you retard

stop posting in these fake threads
then why the fuck did THAT thread blow up

>shitpost anonymously
>tweet about the shitpost under your real name
>publish a story about the shitpost under your pen name
>"Journalism"

is this the new trend? False flag Sup Forums and call it a story?

What is the T-boost is independent of nutrition and results entirely from the hardship of the experience?

What is the body just makes T when it feels pain and danger?

yeah well no shit

it's fucking hilarious tho that they think they can discredid the chinz with such a weak atempt

who cares? get a fucking life OP. this place is anonymous it doesn't matter what bullshit is spread about it. kys you fucking pussy.

That's why you gotta make onion soup
not eat them raw.

modern journalism in a nutshell.

Theres a big chance everything from christ chan to trump is a false flag.

Journos are immature gotcha artists.

Dumb as stumps.

nah christ chan is an actually retarded malaysian faggot.

>shitposters are journalists

No Sup Forums, those are the actual inhabitants of this board. Newfags need to fuck off

>some kike lies, false flags, and samefags when the bait isn't working
color me shocked

msm detected

what dude? next you'll tell me mixing chlorine and bleach doesn't make crystals

so if anyone posts these christ chan comics theyre not flase flaggers or shills?
interesting...

So our trolling is now used as a story to tell others how we trolls got trolled?

honestly, i started eating more onions and have felt better than ever

>not eating raw onion atleast 3 times a day
>puking from onions
what are you? a soyboy?

8k retweets you fuck

we look like fucking MGTOWs out there
fuck OFF nihilist/ possible journo fuck
>No Sup Forums, those are the actual inhabitants of this board.
>self-owners are the actual inhabitants of this board
yeah but that wasn't done by journos

To be fair, my great grandmother was a mighty babushka and would eat raw onions and turnips. I saw her do it many times. She grew up in Brooklyn during the great depression, and worked in a munitions factory when she was a teenager in WWII. She was a tough broad. I once saw her punch a Denney manager in the face and knock him down hard.

It's also likely that the same journalists who pretended to be anons posting the Onion stuff also pretended to be anons who were tricked.

Journo scum have been using anonymous twitter posts as 'sources' for years. Sup Forums is really perfect for this stuff and I'm surprised that it took so long for the mainstream media to figure this out. Whenever they have a slow news day they can post something sketchy on Sup Forums and then reports their own posts as news.

Wonder we he got that from....

LOL journalist get paid to shill on the chans

I mean, onions are good for you... but yeah it's clearly a forced meme, and if the journalists are trying to false flag us, well... they should have taken a note from the 2016 presidential campaign and saw how bad publicity isn't always 'bad'

(((Lifehacker)))

mustard gas

what no zyklon b?

where*

Never have a cheese and onion sandwich? They're great and if you're healthy, your sweat doesn't smell of onion.

Jokes on them, this onion shit has made me hard as a rock since last week

twitter.com/mighty_buzzer

this is Malaysian mike. He keeps trying to shill his work here, and when he gets banned (for a week or so) he spends the week tweeting to CNN about our falseflags, or sarah andersen or whoever is the target at the moment.

haaaa
what a faggot.
What kind of soyim little bitch can't eat a raw fucking onion?

>an onion a day
>keeps the soyboy away

Onions are the new fedora

I was generally confused about the onion stuff and looked around a bit to figure out where the data was that raw onions were good for you. Didn't find anything and didn't eat raw onions. I did cook a few extra onion slices with dinner.

livers and onions are delicious though? what's wrong with onions? are you a fuggit? the fucking soyboy faggots can't handle the manly make that is the onion! they squirm at the mere thought of a deep fried onion ring in mayonnaise they recoil back, shrinking into their soy reservoir of ire and fear, like a rat tunnels away from the light squeems in a sewer of shit and sadly stirs its suicide

We are retards, what's your point?

Is it like a grilled cheese?

>Weeeee hee heeee! I'll go onto Sup Forums Sup Forums and make threads and then use proxies to agree/disagree with myself!! That will surely those evil alt-right Nazis and discredit them forever!

Daily reminder the news Jew are no different than a communist commissars at this point and are now conducting agitprop campaigns in the service of a Marxist agenda instead of doing what their job description actually proscribes for them: Reporting facts impartially.

Don't forget kids: 27.11.2017: Zibelemärit Bern (Switzerland)
>The Zibelemärit (Bernese German dialect; English: Onion market) is an annual market with aspects of a fair in the old town of Bern, Switzerland. It takes place the fourth Monday in November.
>Historical research indicates that the Zibelemärit originated in the 1850s with marmettes, farmer's wives from around Murten, coming to Bern at around St. Martin's Day to sell their produce; however, a persistent local legend holds that the Zibelemärit is a much older festivity. According to this legend, the Bernese awarded the people from the nearby city of Fribourg the right to sell onions in the city in reward for their aid after a fire destroyed much of Bern in 1405.

we need to note down these fuckers who wrote onion articles and we need to stop posting in stupid "mission" threads even if it's just shrek shit
SEE

FUCKING NOTE THESE PEOPLE DOWN
IT'S NOT REAL

GOD

>and It's not going well
The first thread was yesterday and the next was today, complete fake news.
Also why are they lurking here and writing stories on us, how are they that pathetic?

I'm done with this place, time to go to the next site

Of all things why are journos freaking out over Onion memes? I think we've stumbled onto something big here boys

I love onions and you know it's effective when people actively try to get you to stop eating onions.

>As the name indicates, it is mainly onions that are sold on the Zibelemärit. Bernese farmers, who are proud of their decorative onion tresses and onion wreaths, also sell other onion products on the market, including Zwiebelkuchen (onion pie), onion soup and onion sausages. Decorative chains of sugar onions are also popular with children.
>The Zibelemärit opens very early in the day, at around 03:00 to 04:00. Later in the morning, the narrow alleys are usually packed tight with people, which is what the Bernese call the Gstungg. A general confetti battle in which mostly children participate ensues at four o'clock in the afternoon, officially ending the market.

Trolling Sup Forums is not hard nor impressive. It's all fun and games at first. Then they're googling the Balfour declaration and they haven't shaved in six days.

Join us.

I would put eat my onions always raw but it doesn't really work in many dishes. Onion with meat on a rye bread is great.

>they think people are actually trying this
>they think larping paranoid nazis would ever blindly do this
>they don't know that literally every post about this was a pseudopost in order to fuck with newfaggots
>they think this is newsworthy
>they think this helps their efforts
Holy shit journals are some faggot fucking niggers

Do you eat your ogres raw in Catalonia?

If we were trolled than kudos to them. Because thats fucking hilarious.

keep eating your insect-and-onion diet, bros - that will surely increase4 your T as well as your luck with the ladies.

Cold sandwich but now that you mention it.... I'm going to try to make a a grilled cheese and onion sandwich.
Like a panini.

they are only *mocking us stronger
fixed that for you

GUYS I just found out drinking bleach actually helps kill cancer guys!!
LOL I just tried it and my cancer is gone lol!

If any of this is surprising then you are a newfag, regardless of actual time spent here. Ninety per cent of the catalog is now spam. This is David Brock's plan, to dilute and drown out the board, to try to stop us from winning new recruits. Be a discriminating reader or go away.

I know it's not real my cuckalonian friend.

But seriously, eating a raw onion is good. Add a little pepper.
or even calçotada.

>Viva Franco

I mean, some anons get creative with the writing. There is also research pointing to increases in semen and test, so it’s not crazy to believe. It’ll be way easier to find out which components within onions make the benefits

What are they about to do that they're hurrying to try to discredit Sup Forums before they launch is the real question.

I just tried drinking bleach to kill my cancer and I don't feel so good. Not sure if I drank too much or too little

Gaslighting journos or not onions are healthy af. Just be careful not to eat too much raw, the sharp taste is a defense against herbivores.

>Stupid joke thread gets media attention

Who's winning here? Literally the only time I see this onion juice shit is headed by articles talking about it? Is this a psyop?

>Of all things why are journos freaking out over Onion memes? I think we've stumbled onto something big here boys
because they faked it because it's ridiculous

do something to these fuckers
>they don't know that literally every post about this was a pseudopost in order to fuck with newfaggots
it was staged by THEM
>I mean, some anons get creative with the writing.
you are exceptionally fucking naive my friend

We clearly need to turn this on them and make onions the new neo-Nazi symbol of the day. Just cut up an onion into brackets, then print out articles/Jewish twitter users names and place them next to each other for photographs or something. Basically anything we do, no matter how retarded and fake, is going to piss them off and terrify them at this point.

In the spirit of the article we should refer to each other as "onions" and not "anons".

>day of the rope comes
>testing begins on men to check their T levels
>if too low while being under 40 then they get put in a cell with only bags of onions to eat, tell them that's the only way they can become real men, laugh the whole time.

>burger
>afraid of getting too much of anything

>anyway a bunch of journalists has used this as fodder for free articles and it has made you look like retards
Quit acting like this hasn't happened over and over and over... Who cares? What are we, a bunch of redditfags who really care about this sort of thing? It's time for this place to lose its "reputation" so all of you who joined us during the election will just leave already.

>s-stop eating onions, soyim!
hehe, you can't stop me juden

HE'S HERE!
THE FAGGOT IS IN THIS THREAD!

>Stupid joke thread gets media attention
stupid thread made by the media gets media attention and makes you look like an MRA retard

It means its starting to work, drink more for a faster cure.

>>I just tried to eat a raw onion and almost puked. I bit into it like an apple and was instantly filled with burning regret. I had to spit it into the garbage. My mouth is still on fire.
The fad is probably dumb, but onions are healthy and nice food, nothing is wrong with eating them raw and biting into one, they aren't as strong as chili, so I fail to see the point here, or in the shilling in fact.

You SHOULD eat onions, especially purple if you can, they are really tasty. Here we eat red onions, purple onions, bear onions, pearl onions on daily basis, bunch of garlic and paprika. There's nothing wrong with spicy stuff.

Daily reminder

>0.5 G of juice for every 1 KG of body weight

You definitely need to drink more.

Any word on what chemicals in onions are suspected of helping raise testosterone? Wonder if they could be isolated...

isn't this all based on an actual study? Onionfam for life bro

Do you honestly believe we care what the discredited media thinks of us?
Do you honestly think it helps them to come here, start fake threads, then report on their own fake threads?
Do you feel in charge, here?

1 cup Clamato
1 whole onion
1/4 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

Blend and serve over ice.

I was fairly sure that thread was a meme one.

it is a false flag because no one reads a thread, eats an onion and writes a post three minutes after a thread is created

and this got WAY too many articles written about it
don't actually do it you shit

Ya'll dun goofed, got to give them credit they got you

Sup Forums in a nutshell holy shit

i enjoy onions on my burgers, and i find an excuse to add them to pretty much anything

main issue is is that eating a lot of onions will make you stink. this is likely a prank by the shills to see if they've learned how to meme

Its not fake. The study is real.

Usually tend to have onions (white or yellow, pearl on occasion) in every meal.
8 cloves at the least of garlic.. paprika and pepper.

Hungary seems to have similar uses of spices as Spain

>trolled into eating raw power and procreating like a rabbit on viagra

T-THANKS FOR THE SEX

This is like the 3rd time I've seen this posted. Fuck off shill.

I just naturally assumed that was in retaliation to “soyboy”. Thanks for the confirmation OP.

Next time they'll just make the posts.

Onions—A global benefit to health

Onion (Allium cepa L.) is botanically included in the Liliaceae and species are found across a wide range of latitudes and altitudes in Europe, Asia, N. America and Africa. World onion production has increased by at least 25% over the past 10 years with current production being around 44 million tonnes making it the second most important horticultural crop after tomatoes. Because of their storage characteristics and durability for shipping, onions have always been traded more widely than most vegetables. Onions are versatile and are often used as an ingredient in many dishes and are accepted by almost all traditions and cultures. Onion consumption is increasing significantly, particularly in the USA and this is partly because of heavy promotion that links flavour and health. Onions are rich in two chemical groups that have perceived benefits to human health. These are the flavonoids and the alk(en)yl cysteine sulphoxides (ACSOs). Two flavonoid subgroups are found in onion, the anthocyanins, which impart a red/purple colour to some varieties and flavanols such as quercetin and its derivatives responsible for the yellow and brown skins of many other varieties. The ACSOs are the flavour precursors, which, when cleaved by the enzyme alliinase, generate the characteristic odour and taste of onion. The downstream products are a complex mixture of compounds which include thiosulphinates, thiosulphonates, mono-, di- and tri-sulphides. Compounds from onion have been reported to have a range of health benefits which include anticarcinogenic properties, antiplatelet activity, antithrombotic activity, antiasthmatic and antibiotic effects. Here we review the agronomy of the onion crop, the biochemistry of the health compounds and report on recent clinical data obtained using extracts from this species.