God I love this guy. How can anyone hate him?

God I love this guy. How can anyone hate him?

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wish he was my dad.

It seems Barron wanted to eat that turkey though.

Didn't Trump threaten to revoke the pardon of two Obama-pardoned turkeys?

Regardless, Drumstick is /ourturkey/.

How can you not love George W. Bush

What is it about this particular headline that reinforced your love for Trump?

Trump does things that Obama did and the right loves him.

Pretty sure it was a joke, Obama cracked some jokes at the pardoning a year ago

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I'd like him better if he ate it.

killed hundreds of thousands
humans and subhumans alike

Americans are stupid

Tell me your secrets, turkey.

I may be stupid, but at least I'm not ignorant.

I can't wait till Barron gets into High school. All the girls will swoon at the 6'0 mini 15 yr old Trump. I bet he will play football and baseball like his father. I wonder what position he will play.

>pretends to be cowboy to pander to dumbfuck rural voters
>is so unfamiliar with livestock that he keeps a domesticated turkey at arm's length like he would a feral tiger

What do you love about him? Seems like a pretty typical turkey

More connections

Rothchild marry in to their family, look at their faces you can see the incest. They derailed the show cause they caught on.

Crusades are definitely a feast for crows.

Martin was woke af

>Wishbone and Drumstick were both raised on a Minnesota turkey farm, and though Drumstick won the online White House poll, in actuality, both will go on to live at "Gobbler's Rest," on the campus of Virginia Tech, where other pardoned birds have resided.

What is this bullshit? The loser should be eaten. DRUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!

>he didn't cut off his head to symbolize the kike heads he's about to stack
low energy

Are you kidding? This turkey is amazing! He's the hugest turkey there had ever been. So huge that it was only just to pardon him for his greatness.

MAGA jive turkey!

I may be stupidity, but I'm not the grandson of a Nazi who's sister is getting raped by Muslims. Ergo, ex post facto, other dumb shit, ect.

ur stuped

>Only white turkeys get pardoned.
FFS

How is a completely unlikeable fuck like george herbert walker spawned such charismatic sons?
Even jeb was lovable in a dorky sort of way.

What is Barron thinking?

its not a joke, Trump is so butthurt by Obama. Its hilarious to watch Trump be so manipulated.

"So that's what a turkey butt looks like"

this hits me right in the feels. On the other hand living in his shadow would be very difficult

He likes soccer

Do you wonder about him while touching too?

why can't my father be like this

It's chicks! Sorry.

Trump tried to overturn the 8 turkey pardons issued by Obama.

Trump is a jive Turkey.

>loving a member of the bush/clinton crime family
no

>people on twitter WILL complain about this

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what guy? all i see is three turkeys and a kid

at least we're white mohammed

Absolutely embarrassing. But his histrionic attitude and crude comments perfectly encapsulate your average American.

Because I don’t support Israel.

How fucking dumb is DRUMPF? Thanksgiving was over a month ago

Honestly, I can't get enough of Jeb! I'm hoping he'll be our next president.

I first read this as "Trump spares turkey traditional presidential pardon ", meaning Trump was going to spare the turkey from living out a cheesy tradition by killing it. He should have let the turkey go, then shot an elephant in front of the crowd.

Can you fucking imagine how niggas would lose their mind if he just pulled a mini hatchet and hacker that nigga

German traditions i.e. bull prepping are more stupid

Turkeys are terrible people. The niggers of the avian world.

>He should have let the turkey go, then shot an elephant in front of the crowd.

>Turkeys are terrible people

>Geese

you do? no shit. are you a kike too? ofx you are. youre so faggy but also pussified that it makes me shudder

where does this come from ahahahahah

Says the country that elected a literal communist

this was made to get people to not vote for trump... its for people with morals and a conscience.

>having fun
>stupid

Only a German.

maybe he was worried Cheney might try to shoot it and hit him instead.

The Bushes are from Connecticut originally.
The Texas stuff is fake.

I've raised just about every type of poultry you can imagine. Most people think geese are the worst birds, but they're just pussies who've never had to carry a stick for self defense while feeding toms.
A big tom can fuck you up and can cut your leg wide open through denim jeans.

It was clearly made by someone who knows the score.
>immigrant comfortably hurls racial profanities when he believes he is safe
>instantly reverts to "good boy" mode when presented with danger

>sparing two turkeys to make the nation feel less bad about the fact that millions of other animals are killed

haha what a gas

Trump is a vegan fag. he should have killed it because turkeys are delicious af

>I wish I was in my room doing the cyber

>pretends to be cowboy to pander to dumbfuck rural voters
I do agree with you there but I've seen a few speeches of his where he talks to high class people and he drops his cowboy facade and he's quite articulate.

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Underrated

>i wonder how the CBTS thread is going

Is Barron the best looking kid the White House has ever had?

He's so fucking tall too

Got any proof it's not a joke?

>Oktoberfest: Now pork and beer free!

Which bird did he pardon? Drumstick?

2 turkeys
2 scoops
2 sips
big box of fish food
steak with ketchup

IMPEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's a tom
redpill me about poultry farming

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>Tfw no Trump-Prime to patrol the border.
Fire the military, hire somebody who will build us giant robots to step on border hoppers.

Tom is a male turkey
The wild ones are incredibly intelligent.
Domesticated turkeys are really dumb
A friend of my dad's use to tell a great story about turkeys that freaked out because of a sonic boom and all died on top of each other while running against the enclosure wall.

I may be stupid but at least I won two world wars nigger. Enjoy having ahmed fuck your sister kraut.

Shit tier turkey. Trumps turkey was the best ever pardoned.

calm down mohammed

The Chad Pardon VS the Virgin Turkey Rub

Kek

Despite my hatred of the Kennedys, I'd say that title goes to JFK Jr.

>That jaw aesthetic

In all seriousness though, look at how scared that turkey is of bush. It's so surprised Bush is being kind to it. What did he do to that poor turkey?

turkey is a rightous bird the old fart is is a assclown faggot.

Only brainwashed millennials and boomers do.

They should locate the turkey Obama pardoned last year and have it publicly executed and then served on Thanksgiving in the White House. The media meltdown would be glorious.

>this was made to get people to not vote for trump... its for people with morals and a conscience.
yeah with errors out the ass they need to try harder. lucky our boy E;R corrected most of them youtube.com/watch?v=OfJKtAL6hgo