"hey... Ermmmm.... Yall got any discounts?"

"hey... Ermmmm.... Yall got any discounts?"

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Me, every time. Can't hurt to ask for that juicy military discount user

why do the american military expect discounts

A lot of establishments just happen to have military and vet discounts. For instance pretty much every hardware/tool store has a 10-15% veteran discount.

cause people treated the military like shit during Vietnam, so I guess everyone feels bad about it

>work a retail store
>store has a salon in house
>need a haircut
>"Hey, user! I've seen you here from time to time in uniform. We offer 5% discount for service members."
No thanks. I work here.
>"Even better. That's 15% off!"

I've since stopped throwing my CAC around like that when some one tried calling me out on stolen valor. I promptly put that fuck in his place.

Because lots of places offer one. Same with senior discounts.

overcompensating for Vietnam

Nigger tier=white trash=military

Dude why don't you shit talk police.
Those fuckers get discounts everywhere, sometimes 15-25% it's insane.
I get a military discount maybe every 1/5 stores I go into.
Police get discounts nearly every store.

>he doesn’t like to whip out his CAC
It’s like you don’t like showing it off

(You)

I'm glad to give them discounts faggot
at least they do something worthwhile instead of make gay threads on Sup Forums

I know for sure police and firefighters get insane discounts and free shit at Kroger stores. Literally all police departments and especially fire departments shop at Kroger in their work uniforms. I guess businesses like to keep cops around.

i had no idea this was a thing, thought it was just military

This. It took me a while to get used to asking but now it's just second nature.

Also OP, do your fucking research. Everyone knows starbucks DOES NOT have a military discount because they're faggots with overpriced, unhealthy sugar drinks.

I would give them a discount on my vagina.

WE SURVED IN AFGANISTANS AND SHIETTT

NOW WE FINNA EAT FO' FREE!

Police get free roller items, nachos, and fountain drinks at a lot of gas stations too

"Fuck off servant off israel"

It's because as a store you want to keep police close in case you need them.

I think it only happens in the U.S and other shitholes though because I've never heard of it happening in Canada.

Pretty insensitive to any iraq Afghanistan refugees.

Haha omg, these shrimps are soo good, I wonder how they batter them so crispy like?

Hehe... Yea cletus, They good.... And fo' free too since we wuz Rangers N SHIEET...

If you're a veteran you can now shop on the military Exchange store for discount prices and tax free.

Hahaha, they dont know what hit em... 8 ounce steak and bottomless fries FO FREE? Hahah.... Im so glad We surved in Afghanistans and SHIEEEET.

i used to work in a store that let cops get something free for more presence in the area

Cops can go into any 7/11 and get a coffee for free if thier in uniform.

AYO, I FOUGHT and SERVED my oil lobbyists in IRAQ... I DEMAND a free burger and SHIET!

Well you don't have a military and having police is racist which Castro junior would never allow. So go back to blowing your dog and letting the Chinese buy your houses you HAPA faggot.

Ahh, Herro sir! Here are your 7 plates of full racks of ribs and 30 clams!

Umm... Sir, You're not ahh going to pay for dish?

Sire... I understand you a fight in Iraq, but cant you Atreast pay for a rittle bit of the food we prepare for you?

Because actually contribute to society sometimes

Growing up beside a military base I can tell you that as a private business next to a military base. If you scratch the army's back, they will massage your back and give you a blow job.
If you name your business something patriotic like "all american" or "USA something" they send you business.

>Be black
>walk in shop
>hey yooze peoploz gots any gibs??
>Ize gonna take em and shoots up dis place
>Muh dick

>even his ID is brown

>I fight for the rights and liberties of my countries oil lobbyists for the promise of free mcdonalds discounts when I am done in Afghanistans and Shieeet

so how can i join us military, i want free burgers too!!!!!!!!111111

> something worthwhile

citation needed

Where are these pictures?
Are they literally on army bases?
Here no military people are allowed to wear uniforms off base.

lol i see those msgt chevrons and i know they dont do shit

WE SALUTE YOU. This week only, 15% off Big Mac combo, only for those special someones who fought for the rights of plutocratic oil lobbyists and world imperialism at McDonalds today!

(That's right, FREE BURGERS!)

I never ask for discounts or walk around in my uniform unless absolutely required

fucking hate being thanked for my service

on the bigger bases they got fast food and shit, probably took the pic there

you are too kind. so i thank you for your service and bringing freedom to Iraq. World is now safer place, God bless!

>"Because I defended ur freedums"

It all works out though, if you provoke am army dude to beat you up at a bar off base then you can sue the feds and get $$$$$$, cuz grunts are federal property

>worked in bike shop during college
>guys would come in from local base
>would ask for military discount
>would get pissy when we didnt have one

A tire tube is 6 dollars you fuck

>business offers discount to veterans
>get butthurt for some reason
okay

Thanks for the tip user! I'm going to get a motard shirt.

Us army and their ridiculous use of chevrons.

Police put niggers in their place.
Police are okay in my book.
The only whites that hate police are whites that act like niggers

that's Air Force you fucking retard

yeah and the ones who do are obnoxious
>go to 7/11 to buy my daily sips
>cop walks up to the coffee counter
>gets two cups and doesn't even acknowledge the store owner
>"thanks jackass" when i walk out and hold the door open for him because he was 1 second away from being in front of me

Or whites that live in places where all the cops are spics and nigs

Baby killers don't deserve discounts

happened at my store alot too.alot would call for manager and a couple even bitched till we just gave them a discount.

They do if they kill M*slim babies.

>Military discounts

>More like charity for retards lazy assholes that couldn't make anything of themselves for without Uncle Sam's dick.


Even as a Vet i never ask for handouts. This is why I can't stand military culture.

>go through months of gruelling training
>risk life in combat for my country voluntarily
>lose 3 friends
>come back home with a limp to a 16 year old telling me I don't deserve to live, let alone get discounts
Life must be suffering for a soldier.

What if it was over one percent

> gadsden
> communist rhetoric

when will you stupid niggers gas yourself

as a airmen with deplayments in both iraq and afghanistan, these little niggers back home deserve the fucking rope

...

I work in a gun store, and we give a 10% discount to active military members. But refuse to give any discount to veterans, cause 80% of our business would be discounted at that point. Seriously, almost everyone in the area was in at least the guard at one point in time. The amount of butthurt this causes is absurd.

Is there a discount for my burger? I deserve this free burger, how nice of you to pay me to try your shitty burger.

Honestly you shouldn't even give discounts for active duty.

You are just creating a new generation of entitled Vets that whine like a bunch of bitches.

All hardware stores have 15% discounts aka contractor price.

They’re just scamming you.

Ask for it next time.

I work for my dads small business in Northern Utah near Hill Airforce Base, it's literally just a Menchies (A fucking frozen yogurt shop)

And I get at least 7-15 troops coming in a day, in uniform. The look on their face when you tell them we don't have a military discount is priceless, I've even had someone smugly look down at his uniform, and point to some of his badges and shit and look back to me with a angry face.

The worst is some roid-raged pre-pube cadet that stormed out of the place screaming "I SERVE MY COUNTRY TO SAVE YOUR ASS AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY YOUR RESPECTS? DISGUSTING, YOU ALL TAKE EVERYTHING FOR GRANTED"

The amount of Irony that a fucking Cadet literally just made my argument for me but actually thinks he is making a point man. Christ, no wonder they target the lowest IQ and poorest demographic for the military.

Correct answer: "Sirs, have a coffee on the house, and thank you for your service."

Who do you think is going to be hoisting the rope on the day of the rope you squirrelly nigger

>mfw an American says thankyou for yor service near me

A big army based supports the entire community. Say like Ft Bragg, that supplies small towns surrounding it with a constant never ending stream of 100k+ shoppers.
You are just an idiot that will be out of business soon if you refuse to compete with other local businesses who offer military discounts.

A lot of queer bitches in this thread. Neckbeard, atheist, redditors talking shit about the military. The pusssies posting from non-countries (anywhere that is not the U.S.) I can understand their butt-hurtness. Due to the fact- well they live in a non-country. As for the rest of the punks in this faggot ass thread, "Fuck you"! Most of you are just jealous, because you were too physically and mentally weak to serve. As for the redditors posting "Muh oil money". You are so fucking stupid I hate to even reply to that lame ass argument. But I will do it once just to shut you queers up. Energy makes the world go around you fucking ingrates. Yes, rich people get richer from it, but it keeps us, the U.S. the top superpower as well. Now shut your stupid queer asses up and thank a vet.

This story is complete and utter bullshit. Fuck off.

>be 20 year old in military
>knock up some whore
>any other profession you'd get called a retard
>but if you're in the military you get tax dollars to fully BUY A HOUSE for your wife (mortgage and utilities covered)

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>A married servicemember receives a Housing Allowance while in basic training and follow-on job training (Technical School, AIT, A-School), in order to provide a household for his or her dependents, even though they are also living for free in government quarters (barracks).
>If you get married before joining the military, this tax-free housing allowance begins on the very first day of active duty (the first day of basic training). If you wait until after joining the military to get married, the housing allowance becomes effective on the date of the marriage. This can be a significant and tax free addition to the monthly pay and usually covers the rent or mortgage in full in most situations.

Yep, it's not really a discount if 75%-85% of your clients get it.
You just raised the price 15% and give the 15% discount off of that

Its good business and will attract soldiers if yourr close to a military base.

This is now a us military hate thread

Look -- I'm a chick, a liberal and a feminist -- and I don't think it's cool to make fun of soldiers. And if they want discounts -- so be it.

But you fucking fascists that think that if you protest the national anthem you somehow are trampling on soldiers can kill yourselves. While soldiers are to be honored, we are all Americans who deserve rights -- the flag and the anthem belong to us all, and if we have weak and vulnerable citizens, we need to fight for their rights, too.

Give the soldier a discounted goddamn muffin tho.

Kill yourself

You also get a housing allowance if you're single, but it isn't as much as if you were married.

also mortgage and utilities are not "covered". If your total mortgage and utilities are more than your allowance then you must pay the difference out of pocket.

>Shit that never happened.

Did you just use the word "roller item" as if that is something that isn't just a terrible nightmare figment of imagination gone wrong?

'um how about you bum rednecks go beg somewhere else?

Fuck off and end yourself you worthless kike whore

If you're in or were in the US military, fuck you you worthless welfare recipient. You sit on your asses in random peaceful countries, shooting women and children in between orders from Israel, waste trillions of tax dollars, and have the audacity to say you were "defending our freedom". You have no honor, you just traded your dignity in exchange for loyalty to Israel, the people who want to see our country collapse and burn. You made no sacrifice, and nobody should be thanking you for anything, as you did all of this for personal gain with taxpayer money.

I will celebrate the day I piss on every grave at Arlington.

^ How to run a profitable business brought to you by niggers

Because burgers jerk off to retards in camo.

This. Military people are the lowest form of life in America.

>ehhh goys the vets fought for the US to keep being a jewish pedo rapist superpower, have some respect
>pic related is your son and me goyyyy

>housing allowance
Shouldn't they use their salary to pay for a house?

Both of my grandfathers were in Nam and neither ask for discounts. In fact, one gets pissed whenever my grandmother (his wife) reminds him to mention it.
They think it's just stupid virtue signalling (which it is). Only BIG BAD ARMY MEN who wear their uniforms in public (?) would feel the need to remind someone to thank them for jacking off on base for a year.
If you're a vet of an actual war then I'd respect it, but that's practically none of the people asking for gibs.
This is retarded too.
You're a hero if you're in Detroit apprehending murderers, not sitting on your ass behind some bushes so you can ticket a white guy doing 70 in a 65 to fill your quota.

I kinda understand them being angry if it's a military town. I mean, the base is probably the only reason your town exists.

Found the nigger.

they do. just so happens their salary comes with an allowance for housing too.

>be marine
>not authorized to wear cammies off base
>never ask for military discount i go to hometown because im not a hooah faggot
>see reservist soldiers all the time in acus looking for attention
I hate the army so god damn much. So many fucking pfcs and specialists think they are hot shit. Take off your fucking uniform, you're at the mall.

pfffft Kike alert, everything said is derived from being a useless parasite to the world and literally everything holding back the world from world peace. Kikes rather have the Chinese blow up the planet into a MSG littered dog eating, shit on everywhere on the street ghetto than have anything. Now GTFO

They do, they get to deduct it from their taxes.

I wear my dads fatigues every now and then and get discounts at local fast food.

I would easily argue that police, fire, and emt deserve much more respect than military and their discounts

Because they're welfare niggers.