You may pick one and only one

You may pick one and only one.

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I want blue

I hate Asuka but I would no doubt fuck her

>Not FMK
Ah shit. Well, Rei I guess.

Easy

rei is a shitty doll, asuka.

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That's the general consensus with her. I'd fuck her and dump her in a trash can like a whore. Mari's too fucking ugly to even be considered fuckable.

Rei, on the other hand...

Mari is for high test men!

I think boob windows ruin the appeal of sweaters

Where's best boy?

You act as thought this should be a difficult task

there is only one answer

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>taking the bait
Let the Asucucks whine all they want, deep down they know they're wrong.

Anyone but rei

Rei from the animu

Mari from the rebuilds

British girls make the best anime grills

Shinji

Misato.

Reminder that Shinji is gay

This thread ended quick...

What's with that clothing style?

Only her.

>rebuild

No contest.

it's not that new

>samefagging

But user we must protect her against the asukafags

Misato

The others are pretty shit m8

Same. I want to fuck the bitchiness out of her.

>desperate asucuckfag doesn't now how this site works

welcome the the chans

>32 posts 23 IPs
>samefagging
Are you new to this site or something you retarded Asucuck?

We've already won. Look at the overwhelming majority of the thread.

I see you're a man of fine taste.

I'm a man of fine taste, myself.

Mari is clearly the most emotionally stable out of three.

She also is totally and completely lacking in character of any sorts and looks like a bad mary sue self-insert in comparison to every other character in the series.

But no, totally not a coincidence at all.

Even the socks on my legs have more character than that bland thing.

I'll take it in white, also your other two mannequins seem a little too life like, it's creepy.

It's easy to be emotionally stable when you have zero fucking personality

This.
Mari is the best rebuild
Rei is the best NGE

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I would argue the "mary sue" part, but the rest is spot-on.
She is a purely cosmetical fanservice character.
So yes, I choose her over the two emotionally crippled girls.

>I'm simple-minded and anything is good to me

>so yes, i'm a shallow faggot who likes shallow fanfiction donut steels
Thanks for your contribution.

>reddit browser casually enters Sup Forums

really makes you scratch your head and ponder

If anything the reddit user is the one who likes fanfiction garbage.

She is even worse than a fanfic. Even fanfics have more complex characters than Marishit.

My name is Omari. Her name is mari. She wears pink. Pink is my second favorite color. She isnt asuka. I have my reasons for liking her. Rei was treated like shit in rebuild and rei Q is for degenerates

No problem. The truth is, I reeeealy dig her design.

Rei.

How is possible have that shit taste

If I were to choose between shallowness and insanity, I'd choose shallowness.

Rei and Asuka are fun to watch but you wouldn't want to have to interact with them. They have a lot of character, but their traits are all negative in a partner.

Since in the end they all become one as Tang it means you can pick all three.

>I'd choose shallowness.
So you are undemanded as well. Please tell us more about yourself.

I like the thick versions of Rei.

Hence I refuse to treat her as anything more than an underage's wet dream

>rebuild
I have successfully located your problem.

Her design is shit, and her face is just fucking ugly. The only slightly redeeming thing about her is the decent plug suit color scheme. It's a nice deviation from white, red and blue.

>Rei and Asuka are fun to watch but you wouldn't want to have to interact with them
>i'd rather interact with unrealistic and poorly written characters than characters that come off as genuine and could exist if not for the fictional premise of the franchise
How embarrassing...

DELETE THIS

I wonder if this meme is literally older than some people in this thread

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Thick Asuka is significantly better.

>that head
Talk about shrunken head syndrome.

>Her design is shit, and her face is just fucking ugly.
No and no. I agree that she lacks character, but at this point, you are just talking shit, good sir.

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This is where it enter subjective tier and I'm willing to compromise.

At least we can agree that she's shallow fanfiction though.

those 2 doujins are a good fap

Her design is subjective.

The fact she is a worthless zero-dimensional trash is objective truth.

Rei was born to be thick.

Can we all just agree that asuka is the worst choice and find comfort that no matter what our tastes are we at least have better taste than asuka lovers, jesus guys

Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Rei > Asuka > shit > Mari

Mari is aware that Rebuild is a shameless money grab, so she's not working hard. Did we even see her out of a plugsuit in 3? She's the best Rebuild because its rules don't apply to her.

>Q

Kys asukafag

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At least Asuka (Soryu) actually has a character. Mari is totally lacking in such a thing and Shikinami is just as bad.

Back to Twitter please.

>Rebuild
Well, if she was a 4th wall breaking comedy character that would be a different story. But as far as we know she's just a shitty donut steel so she remains unredeemed.

What do you think her ass tastes like?

>The fact she is a worthless
Also not true. She clearly here to boost sales and she seems to be successful at her job.

Source?

Don't know, but probably not as good as Asuka's ass.

never watched the show because anime is gay and for nerds

redhead is the hottest
blue hair looks like best wife
glasses looks shit

Why are you even on this board then? Go back to Sup Forums or reddit or wherever you came from.

This. Asuka may have a bratty personality, but Rei has no personality. I'd rather be with someone who annoys me but still acts like a girl, than some who acts like a dead fish.

Why does shinji like being sat on so much? Does he love ass this much?

Reddit is the other way kiddo

Figures that a bunch of beta cucks would want the lifeless doll

Here is a better thick Asuka.

>Thinks that emotional wrecks are deep lmao
have fun putting up with crazy.

Feels good to be on the winner team.

Blueberries.
Mari is spunky happy-go-lucky child like character. She apeals to those who enjoy naive bright characters.
i can agree on this. She came straight out of left field and wasnt in the original so until some lore on her comes up its safe to assume shes here for fanservice and a new waifu for those who dont like rei or asuka.
Girls with glasses are c u t e
Saved
Please calm down

I just prefer my waifus to be characterful and realistic, instead of a 13 year old's wet dream.

And underages who don't know the difference between good character writing and shallow garbage.

>not liking doll tits

Which grill should I fap to?

1-3 Asuka
4-6 Rei
6-9 Misato
0 Mari
XX: free pick

Y E S

KEK WILLS IT

>YFW KEK HAS 11/10 TASTE

Please assume a more civil tone
Rolling
But you must fap to mari.

Kek wills it desu

was on the frontpage senpai

why is she literally perfect?

teh rei

Not even gay but I'd fuck Kaworu until my dick fell off

I just fapped a few minutes ago, my dick's limp senpai.

I ain't fappin to ugly catgirls ever.

A better question is why isnt she naked
You have no say in the matter
Destroy the dick