Yuri on Ice

This guy rides up to your parents house and asks for your virginity.
What do you do?

give it to him

Tell him I'm taken.

Ask if he's cut

Liar, people who don't wash their asscracks can't be in a relationship.

I'm into BikeFairy already.

>What do you do?

I was lowkey shipping JJ/Fairy before JJ actually got screentime. Now I'm so ready for two of the best boys to hold onto each other on that monster of a Harley as they whizz round Barcelona's narrow backstreets

Give it to us

Give it to him.

>not shopping the two of them together with their legs in the air
Was JJ attention whoring when he was doing that? His face was like he was staring directly into a camera.

God that's so fucking romantic. I'm afraid to hope for it in case the show doesn't deliver. Fairy seriously deserves such a perfect first brush with AI.

Enjoy the ride, /k/-kun.

How many goats is he exchanging for my hand in marriage?

Yurio is going to want a motorbike.

I'm a wizard, he is too young.

About my wet dream, couldn't reply on last thread.

I was watching a new episode, it was an extra rated +18. I was crazy thinking it turned the same path was Gravitation, like "we have now official porn". Victor and Yuri went to France and had lots of drunk sex, Victor was a great blow job giver and asked Yuri to record it once because he's a camwhore. This is all I remember. It was good.

How's 18 too young?

Very good

Writefags please deliver something premised on this

>Gravitation

A+ taste, user. The official doujins are fucking amazing.

Not that user, but when you get to a certain age, 18 year olds start to feel like kids. Of course an 18 year old can do whatever they want so there's nothing wrong with being attracted to them, but that's just how it is when you get older.

>has a mole on asscrack since childhood
>everyday I wash my asscrack and everyday it seems to be getting bigger

You. I like you.
I seriously can't stop thinking about it now. Having your first few rides on a motorbike is like being on a rollercoaster, except you're pressed right up against someone else. Fairy would love the experience on its own merits, but he'd also seriously respect and possibly even start crushing on Goatabek for it.

Run after he's done.

>I'm upgrading from JJ to Otabike because JJ's penis is this big!

I actually like JJ but this is too funny.

t. JJfags

It's hemorrhoids.

A JJFag wouldn't wash there, user.

That's cancer user.

>I seriously can't stop thinking about it now. Having your first few rides on a motorbike is like being on a rollercoaster, except you're pressed right up against someone else. Fairy would love the experience on its own merits, but he'd also seriously respect and possibly even start crushing on Goatabek for it.

This show would propel itself into masterpiece-tier if we actually got it. Fuck. I'm starting to think we won't because it's just too perfect.

Moles getting bigger is actually bad user, go get that checked.

Enough

Enough with the asscracks I'm begging you

You should actually have all your moles checked regularly but if it's changing in size and shape that could indicate something serious.

What if Fairy/Otabek parallels lil Yuuri/Victor?

I'd kill someone to have doujins like that of Yuri of Ice. Seriously (* ಠ_ಠ)

Pls no. BikeFairy should be it's own thing.

Like Mickey/Sala?

It's my first time. Pls be gentle.

I'm obsessed with baldfat but those are not the same thing

I'd kill just for an illustration similar to when Yuki throat-fucks Shuichi.
Hopefully you read that one too.

>Literal cancer in the /yoi/ threads
We've made it, lads

Stamina fic up in the /cm/ thread

won't yurio's grandpa kill otabek for trying to steal his precious grandson's virginity

Not that user but I'm not actually expecting much, I just want something to atleast inspire loads of great fanart.

Fairy actually riding on the Otabike would be fucking amazing though.

I already deflowered you last week, Hitler.

>spoiler

I know, that's why I asked. Shit was glorious, made history, etc.

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They don't have a coach/student thing going on. What if Ciao ciao and Ladyboy parallels BaldFat?

What is their ship name, CiaoBoy or CiaoLady?

FUCK YES, I've been waiting since day 1.
Thank you user, I love you.

okay okay, but Fairy looking up to Otabek would be cute.

yes

If I can't remember it, it doesn't count.

At first, but once he proves he is worthy to wed and bed the young Fairy when he's of age, they will be a happy family and Grandpa will come live with them when he's too old to care for himself.

I wonder what based dedushka would think about Fairy riding around with mysterious strangers at night.

The scenario is just too good, if they don't do it fuck MAPPA.

BaldFat are an old married couple, BikeFairy is the thrill of youth and first love.

Having Fairy, Goat, and his bike in the same frame will hopefully already inspire it. I wonder if Fairy's already into bikes/cars etc.?
>Вот это Харлей?!
>Да нет...тебе нравиться?
Fuck I'm already so far gone, stop me Sup Forums

Considering what most Russian youth get up to these days, it's probably not something he'd be too worried about.

Him getting blushy or excited because cool biker dude would be very cute I agree.

CiaoPit

Honestly motorbikes seem like something Fairy would get into, especially considering he has a "punk" image off ice.

As long as he's having fun and not getting hurt, he's probably all for it. Let the teens be teens and dirty their knees a little.

Yes, I just fucking said that.

Cheers lads. I'm currently slutting it up in here to the notion of BikeFairy. I can't get the anecdotes out of my head of people orgasming while riding motorbikes

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Actually, on that note, BikeFairy is a great opportunity for Kubo to do a competitive ship the right way, since the two of them will be in the GPF.

You know how rival ships are always comprised of two annoying guys darkly muttering each others' names and swearing to beat one another? BikeFairy could be a godly play on that, where they actually like and respect each other both on and off the ice and inspire one another to reach greater heights with their skating. I'm getting miles and miles ahead of myself with this fucking pairing but the potential is just too blindingly great.

>yfw Otabek is the Agape

Getting lewd right off the bat, are we?

I read them all, user. Several times. I know exactly the one you're talking about. Thanks for the mind picture.

I don't know about being already into cars and bikes, but I could see him thinking it's super rad and wanting to try it.

This is so exploitable.
Now l want one with sound.

Based as always, webm-sama. Thank you.

Yep, JJFairy can be the hostile rival ship and BikeFairy can be the friendly one.

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Fuck, I'm gonna be so pissed off if nothing happens. The potential is just too real.

Fantastic work, user.
Yeah, I don't mind either way if he's already into it or gets into it, but I could definitely see it being his thing. I think he'd also enjoy the thrill of knowing Yakov would 100% forbid it. He's a rebellious little shit after all

Perfect, glad to hear.
It makes me diamonds no matter what Just imagining Victor putting his hand on Yuuri's throat like that. Wew. You're welcome.

Why the fuck are you people allowed to be here.

This is lewd

Holy shit user

>mfw Taco will never ever be relevant again

So I'm doing some reading about Kazakhstan and noticed something kinda cute:

>The name "Kazakh" comes from the ancient Turkic word qaz, "to wander", reflecting the Kazakhs' nomadic culture.[17]

Fitting for a guy who apparently likes motorcycles. May Otabek vroom vroom wherever the road should take him.

l hate Otabekfags.

First time on Sup Forums?

This is the kind of shit I like, and I sure hope they'll turn out like that. At least on Fairy's side.

I wonder how Otabek would feel about the whole thing. He'd probably begrudgingly go along with it, insist Fairy wear a helmet, and maybe think of him as just a kid the whole time (he probably has siblings himself so he'd be fine with it). Fairy would probably end up thinking he was a god if he got a ride on his bike, but the feelings wouldn't be returned until Goat saw him skating and realised he's actually a serious competitor

They wouldn't even really be rivals at that point, just friends that give each other shit or encourage one another, but I'm not against that either.

If Otabike is actually shy and a sweetheart, I feel like he's someone Fairy would actually make an effort to be nicer to on a regular basis especially if he starts to care and grow close to him. It'd be cute as hell to see Otabek become the designated person that Fairy isn't an asshole to. Unless he deserves it ofcourse.

He's shown he's adorable and thoughtful with him being nice to Yuuri when he's upset and I think he's very perceptive of people's emotional states, so him sort of adjusting his interactions with Otabek to not scare him off might be cool.

I'm probably getting ahead of myself too, but the potential is there.

I don't like you

My music's so loud
I'm swangin'

>May Otabek vroom vroom his way into Fairy's heart

FTFY

All of you can fuck off instead of writing your fanfiction tier OtaFairy posts here.

>not a blingee edit

How did you feel when JJ came out as having a girl

I think Otabek would only be against it because he's shy and Fairy can be intimidating and he's very animated especially for a more reserved person like Otabek.

PitCiao

He's shit, so it's expected for him to be a filthy hetero.

he's a bislut like Victor

Oh it's you again. Don't keep coming into the thread when you can't stand any topic in it.

Everyone knew he was a slut

Wash your butt

I didn't care we already knew he was hetero. It did make me laugh that she's basically a recolour less pretty Fairy though.

Not surprised but what does his girlfriend feel about his flirting overseas?

I didn't feel anything, why?

I want to suck his nipple.

Honestly he's probably bisexual since he was still flirting with Fairy