ITT: Anime characters you'd want to be friends with

ITT: Anime characters you'd want to be friends with.

why can't she be real ;_;

I want to kiss her softly on the lips while she sleeps in her bed in her school shirt wide open

Too late at night for lewe user. You ruined the mood with the last half of the post.

Rei's nice.

Rei is perfection.

I don't want to just be friends with her, I want to love her.

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Your (You)

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she's a shitty doll

I prefer the updated version, but okay.

>bland characters the thread
>Oedipus wannabes

THE GIRL SHOULD DIE EVEN IF HER BLOOD IS SPILLED

Isn't she an emotionless robot? Why would you want to be friends with a robot?

She has emotions my friend

You ever have a cat?

I'd be childhood friends with Asuka if you know what I mean.

tfw you'll never have a bro as based as Suwa.

which one? there's a few dozen of them if I recall correctly

I don't know how well it will work out, though.

I want aniki to believe in me.

I won't be original.

I'm not a reifag, but statements about her being emotionless are retarded. Emotions are main medium in Eva since all the characters are terrible at verbal communication/expression

Why? Imagine her delicate white soft skin under the moonlight, her beautiful blue hair on the pillow, her bare perky young breasts slowly raising as she softly breaths in cold night air, her lips slightly departed inviting you for the kiss, her peaceful cute teenage face. My God I got a raging boner.

Rei is not for lewd, Rei is for headpats and hugs.

Imagine going hiking with Asuka but then she sprains her ankle halfway and you have to give a piggyback ride, but slowly she slips down until her red hair gently drapes around you like a curtain and you feel her breathing in your ear while her hand comes up to softly caress your cheek and guide your face towards hers and kisses you with her pillowy pink lips.

No lewds, only a soft non-French kiss
I would cum instantly anyway

Jesus fucking Christ I literally got shivers down my spine only reading this

Just buy yourself a Rei pillow, it has the same amount of personality as the anime version.

Yeah, well, I was typing it as I was pissing and, boy, I tell you, I should save erotica writing for literally any other time, with how fast my parts switched gears and started spraying all over the bathroom.

I'd be friends with Tomoko.

>implying tomoko would be willing to be friends with you

Can you write some of Asuka peeing on Rei while Shinji masturbates in the closet?

I want to shit in her mouth!

Yeah, sure, when I get home.

Rei is for marriage. I would love her, even if she can't have any kids.

REI is best girl.

Can't argue with those numbers. Rei officially confirmed best girl.

But Mari is more fuckable.

Who?

Kirino and Azuma

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Great gets.

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SUCK IT MOOTFAG
REI BEST GIRL

Onizuka.

Shinji was rooting through Asuka's closet, when he heard faint voices in the distance. He quickly slid the door almost shut, leaving a gap to see through.

A moment later, Asuka pranced into her bedroom, wearing her school uniform, and leading Rei by the hand, who was dressed the same.

Asuka dropped Rei's hand and sat on the edge of the bed, kicking off her sneakers, and then asked Rei: "Are you ready, first child?"

Rei Ayanami stared silently at Asuka, saying nothing.

'Never mind then, just lie down." Asuka said with an air of annoyance in her voice as she reached into her skirt and quickly slid a red pair of panties down around her bare feet and kicked them away. Rei obediently laid down on Asuka's commands, meanwhile.

Asuka padded over and slowly knelt down over top of Rei's abdomen, gently sidling up, and fidgeting until she sat comfortably on Rei's midsection, her skirt flaring out around her.

Shinji hadn't even noticed he was transfixed, not until sudden tension in his trousers distracted him.

Asuka, sitting astraddle Rei, suddenly began breathing heavier and seemed to be concentrating. Shinji watched as Asuka's body seemed to start to quiver, and then a shudder seemed to tear through her body, and her back arched.

Like a bolt, Asuka pounced forwards and gripped Rei's cheeks suddenly, holding her in place while she planted her lips fiercely on Rei's. A twinge of surprise appeared in Rei's reflective red eyes, before they drooped, becoming heavy-lidded as she lost herself to Asuka's kiss. Rei's arms gingerly rose up and sidled along Asuka's back, gliding under her school uniform.

Asuka broke off, and rose back up, as Rei brought her hands around to Asuka's front, loosening her shirt from her skirt completely.

"That was a good start." Asuka said breathlessly, "but..."

Asuka got up and said: I have a surprise for you, first child. She sauntered out of sight of Shinji's view, before suddenly the crack slammed shut and Shinji heard a latch click.

"I know you're in there, idiot, and you're not very quiet either. I left something else in there, but you can't come out until you put it on." Her voice grew fainter as she continued speaking airily. "You Japanese are so fun to play with."

I like where this is going.

I have to keep going? I already spent the whole bus ride writing erotica, and I know they saw my boner. I can't make porn all day.

I could, though.

You know you want to.

Pic related

Asscucks please

why are you all beta fags only posting females?

I have plenty of male friends

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I guess if I'm friends with this little fucker, then I'm permanently immune from dying while I get to watch other people die anytime we go out

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