Please describe this child

Please describe this child.

Fellatio Fiend

Mentally slow as a snail

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Italy stronk.

Listen up, fuckbag. Neither me nor my daughter appreciate you making these threads. You might think it's hilarious to harass a cute little dead girl, but it is not.

I will find you, and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law.

I can't wait to see her again

MAYOI HELL FUCKING WHEN?

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Dick Driver

At some point next year.

shes an adult

Pure sex.

I want to feel Mayoi's warm sweaty hand on my dick

Reaching smug levels that shouldn't even be possible

The countess of smug.

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Ghost > Zombie > Vampire

Pick one (1) loli, Sup Forums.

Once you pick, the others will be told you don't love them and they will be sent to bed without supper.

The one you picked will be fed and dropped off at your house tomorrow at noon.

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Done. Oh by the way, she took the other ones with her because fuck you.

THE only true loli vampire

dead

Hilarious.

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Easiest choice of my life.

Stress relieved

MODS

lost cow

Highly sexual

Mean

snail

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meathole

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Dead.

Technically true. Just like every living thing with an orifice.

Pic related

>that's chino

She is one of my daughterus and I love her with all of my heart. Please do not disrespect her.

this is canon

Well, Shinobu giving Araragi massive boners is.

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just finished koyomimonogatari and i fucking NEED owari pt 2 for this girl right now

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The best kind of loli: dead and cold

Best

I don't mind taking her home myself.